You dont own a pet do you?

You don’t own a pet do you Ganker

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick, it's Quasimodo

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have four well behaved cats. They don’t chew my stuff but when Gus gets catnip he turns into a vampire and bites his little brothers neck lol. here’s a pic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've got 3 well behaved cats and one major shithead that looks like one of those two. Had a fifth one that was outdoors but I think my neighbor hauled him off or shot him a few weeks ago. I feel really bad about it but I couldn't justify bringing in yet another cat that was also an adult and male.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >See you take'a da cat and just y'know putta in the bag and then you ah taka da stick and you know you know.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based dog dunking on you for being a consumerist figurineslop buyer

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 chihuahuas(one is a mix of Doberman, don't ask how but daddy wasn't the doberman, the other is from different litter but same dad) 1 Pomeranian, and 2 Quaker parrots. RIP Rainbow Lorikeet, you called me a homosexual and told me to shut up for everytime I died in vidya.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pet owns you, homosexual. Especially if he tops you and not the other way around.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He only tops my wife

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So if the dog tops your wife and your wife pegs you, doesn't that mean the dog technically tops you?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leaving your shit in a place where your dog can get at it
    you deserve it for being such a moron

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see tim sweeny got to your amiibo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You deserved it for being a Nintendo manchild.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll hotglue them too

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two actually. The other one is outside fricking off

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    only morons put their figurines out in the open

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do pets do this to humans who feed them and shelter them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that shit's bananas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      New reaction image discovered.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        neurons activated too hard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >JUST.jpg

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animals exist to be killed,skinned,eaten and worn. Anyone with pets is weird.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      about as ironic as when gays call straights the weird ones lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well with the shit men have to put up with from women it does kind of seem weird yeah.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WEON DE VERDAD, YA NO PUEDO MÁS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you house got destroyed by the rain?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You better not have yelled at your pet Black person

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My mom will SCREAM at our dogs the second they make any noise, telling them to shut up and shit. It's the most annoying shit ever, I don't understand people who talk to their dogs like that. I don't think she realizes that being loud will just make them be louder for longer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        is your mom a c**t to everyone or just the dogs?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pet Black person
      thought they made that illegal

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think my cat doesn't like ghosts
    >have a few small shelves with pokemon figures
    >cat waltzes into room
    >reaches specifically up to the middle shelf and into to back and knocks gengar onto the floor
    >runs off
    Not a single other figure was displaced, just the gengar that was sitting behind other mons

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't. But it does happen that I nibble on those nipples and remove her cover.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, I didnt know the mammal invasion amiibos dropped

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