>you either win the match or get kicked

>you either win the match or get kicked

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    L4D2 had some of the most cancerous versus matches I've ever joined. Actual fricking man children getting mad because you picked up some pills or adrenaline before they did or god for fricking bid you actually are a decent player. Great game though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only time id play versus was with a friend so when one of the other 2 people we didnt know inevitably tried to kick one of us we could wiener block them
      then we'd call a kick against whoever tried kicking one of us as a troll, and it worked like 80% of the time which says something about the situation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went back and played single player campaign recently for nostalgia and eventually tried versus mode, haven't played in a decade and barely played vs. at all back in the day. The servers were apparently being DDOS'd and between that and being repeatedly cursed out and kicked right at the start because I was new and trying to figure out how to play, it was completely unplayable. I spent maybe 45 minutes just attempting to play the game before giving up. To be honest it was kind of funny what a shitshow it was. But I will never go back again. Complete waste of time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people get mad that you picked up an item before they did
      Didn’t happen or what they were actually mad about is you not giving it to them when they needed it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon you just need to calm down and realize it's a game ok?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No
          *votekicks anon*

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how L4D2 Versus these days is filled with ultra-competitive homosexuals who will not tolerate a single mistake in a game that's over a decade old. The only time I play is when we get eight friends together. It's a shame because Versus is a ton of fun.

    Why is it like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my theory is that it's mainly kids/teenagers (and probably some literal autists) left since the game has been free or less than $1 so many times basically 99% of steam accounts own it. now picture kids/teenagers who may not have easy access to parents money so they only have a few games to play, very few of which feature any kind of competitive/co-op and so they get drawn into l4d2 and it's "community" and, being young get drawn into the "culture" of "git gud gg" and embrace the insufferable homosexualry that game brings. I'm probably wrong but I can't think of any other reason that the game is the way it is other than the moddable nature of the game and the workshop enabling players to turn it into whatever meme game they want.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my theory is it is sweaty tryhard Black folk who have been playing for a decade plus

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you are supposed to do some sweaty tryhard rock-throwing stalling tactic instead of beating the shit out of people
    >if you don't you'll get votekicked even if you dodge molotovs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >run out in the open and get blasted down while your team is still respawning and telling you to wait
      >get maybe one or two hits if the survivors are moronic
      >WTF WHY ARE YOU KICKING ME
      How hard is it to not play like an AI?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or you could not play games made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud at all.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase
      good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a frick about a shitty TCG game, get over it. Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0qZTS38cjw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That clip is out of context. Prior to the reveal, Day9 said the following:

        #t=8h33m

        >"This is not an extra game mode. This is not even a game like CSGO, that's based on Counter-Strike, or Dota 2, that's based on Dota 1, this is a game that's an entirely new beast unto its own."

        To be fair, these remarks, while misleading, aren't really wrong. Despite its shared setting, Artifact's core gameplay is nothing at all like Dota 2's, and deserves to be seen as its own IP.

        But still, what Day9 said set the expectation of a completely new game with no ties to any previous Valve titles. The reaction isn't because of the reveal itself, but the false expectations set by Day9's remarks.

        Additionally, at the next TI the crowd CHEERED at being told they were in the Artifact beta.

        #t=1m8s

        Even if it was true, you know what else was poorly-received when first announced?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you hate left 4 dead?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine ever playing versus

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TAAAAAAAAANK!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is this fair?
      he is faster than you
      he can range attack
      he can 3 hit kill you
      he has 5000 hp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blocks your path

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saved a Molotov for the tank. Or just fuel cans. He dies quick and can't run away.

        For witches you can 1 shot them with pump shotty to back of head, make sure the gun is right next to the head. Auto shitty you can do it too with 2-3 quick shots

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i never one shooted a witch
          tank on fire can be alive for very long time
          game is too hard for this kind of things

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the sad reality of it. But it is a game worth getting good at. People who play for a long time just move away to a spot without cars to fight tank.

            The player base is what it is but there are some cool people once you get past the initial learning stage. The "ranked clan server" andies are rare.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he is faster than you
        Literally backpedal and keep shooting. The tank can throw rocks and cars at you BECAUSE he is slower than a healthy survivor.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he is not slower he is faster than you so he kills you slightly but he is faster

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            tank moves at 210 units/s (right) and a survivor higher than 40hp moves at 220 units/s (left)
            >pic related

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              how is this fair then tank cant win if he slower than survivors

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you think the AI tank moves at an angle instead of going directly to the survivors?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because survivors have
                -commons around them
                -specials that can slow them down
                -less options for getting around the terrain
                -more prone to getting caught by any of the above or a wall because they will be likely backpedaling
                Survivors are still OP as shit though. Give them only a set of pills, 50 max hp, and all of it is temporary health.
                All findables and weapons besides rifles allowed.
                Versus should not be stale and samey with no items or weapon upgrades like in competitive, but it also should be extremely difficult for all survivors to make it through the level

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he is faster than you
        wrong

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Versus was only good with your own squads. If you had 7 other friends or a community or some shit then it was great. If you were just playing with randoms then why bother.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who has 7 friends?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hhy8drL4D versus is worth getting good for. You get some fun moments setting up a death charge with the homies or ko'ing a team with a car as a tank

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most toxic game I've ever played and I've extensively played TF2 and BF1. No Chinese bot or voicechat-spamming nightcore-listening jerking off-to-MLP motherfricker will give me PTSD the same as 5 minutes in a versus lobby. L4D2 players are fricked in the head.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Versus full of sweats
    >Coop full of sweats
    What went wrong?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You grew a vegana

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just play with friends
      until you play all the good maps on the vanilla game and the workshop, then it's truly over

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY ASS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crumbs?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ELLIS I NEED crumbs?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do I look like some sorta queer to you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mister, if one of us gets killed out here, I’m gonna shoot my way in there and beat you to death with my TAAAAANK

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy to tank, get up high and throw rocks while the specials set up attacks. Only jump in if you think you can get them all, make sure to dodge all mollies and gas tanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get hit by an unavoidable molotov that lands right on your head
      >immediately kicked

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*jump on lone survivor as hunter while his team went ahead of him and got boomed*
    >"Heh, got him, he's dead"
    >You will become the tank
    have a nice day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the problem? You still have him don’t you?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss abusing the bug where you could run and jump while spawning as a boomer to launch yourself at the survivors.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only way to play as the infected is through a shitty mode full of tryhards or mutation where you get instantly deleted because bots cyddle together
    Grim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't known about the infected bots soucemod plugin

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Die as a tank
    >start a vote to kick a random guy from your team
    >morons press F1 without even reading who gets kicked
    >vote passes

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vote kick me
    >3/4 in favor
    >Vote failed
    Get fricked!

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