>Stranded on a planet with a race of shortstacks that are naive but trust you wholeheartedly
I'd fricking die because I'd spend all 30 days checking to make sure I couldn't impregnate them the human way. And failing that have a mountain of thighsex.
Anybody play or interested in trying pikmin bloom? I started about a month and a half ago and it's helped me touch grass. I'm looking for friends on it https://pikminbloom.onelink.me/pWSt/refer
>White
Cuckqueen. Will watch you frick other Pikmin and Jill to the idea of you being an alpha. Will cum instantly if touched >Purple
Cuddle fricking all day. Neither of you will move a lot but it will be good day. >Red
Masochist. Will beg for you to slap her as hard as you can. Loves bondage loves anal. >Blue
Sadist. Will edge you for hours with no relief (secretly wants to be instant lossed) >Yellow
Trap. Thinks the shocks he gives out is the feeling of "true love" >Pink
Bimbo bawd. Knows how to make you cum in seconds in whatever way you want. Flexible but loose. (Though loose doesn't mean much with how small she is. >rock
Typical virgin. Biggest breasts underneath all those clothes. Doesn'tike her moans but has the cutest. Highest libido out of them all.
Top to Bottom >Purple >Rock >Pink >Blue >White >Red >Yellow Purple and Rock are pretty close contenders, really second place would be Pink. All other but Yellow would occupy a low C tier while Yellow would be in D
Do not be tempted by these sirens of the stars my fellow captains. Very few have comeback for the system they inhabit and the few who have tell horrendous tales of lust and debauchery.
Do not be fooled. They may be more sexually experienced than even the most depraved on hocatate and have even greater proportions than those on kopite but behind those eyes that beg for the semen of married men lives a species whose only desire and need is to procreate and multiply!
there is literally nobody besides trannies who uses the homosexual buzzword "pornsick" unironically, you can visit a troony thread right now and there's a good chance you will see it.
there is literally nobody besides trannies who uses the homosexual buzzword "pornsick" unironically, you can visit a troony thread right now and there's a good chance you will see it.
I guess "coombrain" is more your ilk. Porn addict pos, you're no better than the degenerate trannies you despise
man shut the frick up homosexual, there is literally nothing wrong with a bunch of dudes getting together and cooming, you suffer from sour grapes because your wiener doesn't work and you don't have the healthy male bonding experiences of cooming with the bros, so you despise what you cannot have as many such cases
How is watching other men have sex with beautiful women you'll never have a chance with not the most low testosterone thing you can do? If you had a functioning libido you'd be having sex not jerking off to anime girls or porn.
literally what the frick is wrong with a bunch of guys on the internet jerking off? nothing, at most you can cite religious drivel or troony repression as copes, but there is literally nothing wrong with it
11 months ago
Anonymous
It makes me feel icky when I think about others minding Thier own business.
Remember the thread where some anon counted down from fricking 200 or something with no indication what was happening, each time with a redder and redder image of olimar and then when it hit 0 He posted a working code for Pikmin on the WiiU
3 was originally going to have four, but testers said it was too much, so they reduced it to three. Folks believe that 4 will only have one captain and oatchi.
have you played either of the first two games? honestly maybe try working your way up to it mechanically, I thought so too at first but then had no problems once I just played in release order
I have yes, I'm mostly not being serious since i do enjoy the challenge. I just liked 2 captains the most and they could have turned up the intensity of the difficulty more with that instead. But i do get that managing 3 is it's own type of difficulty. 4 sounds a bit insane though
That pink one is the hottest one
This. Imagine man handling her tiny little body after a long day of adventuring.
Pink > white > purple > rock >blue > red > yellow
It's the pink hair.
It's the giant Blue Eyes for me, same reason why I like White a lot as well.
It's Bocchi the Pikmin (shortstack + flat)
>shortstack + flat
that's not how that works
Just short+flat?
>Bocci the Pikmin
Ah frick, I have to go back
Sideless leotards are sexy
Toddlercon pedos
I find it that cartoon fetishists are often most likely to be actual real pedophiles.
Funny, there's far more instances of people being super outspoken against cartoon porn being actual real pedophiles.
Sucks for you
Cartoon as western cartoons, not anime.
>reddit hotel
have a nice day
I want to slurp and sniff Purple’s armpit while finger blasting her
>I want to slurp and sniff Purple’s armpit while finger blasting her
Based armpitchad
Did you make sure to kiss her beforehand?
Absurdly shit taste, rock and white are the true best
Purple is pure sex. If you disagree you're a gigantic homosexual.
For me, it's purple
My homie
>purple
yellow but with purples breasts.
Here is the ice pikmin
How can I jerk off to this, it's not filthy and sweaty?
Think about how it would feel to ru your dick between her sole and the socket.
Must give Blue a hug
Throat fricking blue till she suffocates
Don't worry anon you can just grow more.
>press L to pluck
What if the rock pikmin is hiding her big breasts behind the rock armor?
>Stranded on a planet with a race of shortstacks that are naive but trust you wholeheartedly
I'd fricking die because I'd spend all 30 days checking to make sure I couldn't impregnate them the human way. And failing that have a mountain of thighsex.
C U T E
I want to kiss white but I know I would die
I only 100% cleared the first game as a kid. Should I restoke the flames?
That image is the only possible way I'll ever care about pikmin, but miyamoto is a bitter old gay.
Why do they all look like they either do meth or haven't slept for 13 years?
Only if they're all still shorter that the average hocatation
I cannot be allowed to grow the pink ones because I'd end up spending my days just cumpopping them one after another
What if they have very elastic bodies and can store all that liquid?
Seeing them cumballooned would just make me immediately horny again and keep going
God I want to take care of them as if they were my daughters
Based father
Based horny father.
For me it's yellows imagine touching Thier ears.
Small pikmin x thicc pikmin would be the perfect combo.
I prefer massice curves stayed only to Purple and probably Rock
Just give the game a harem building function really
Well not anymore
Not if it's still 720p 30 docked.
Maybe if it ever goes on sale for $40.
Anybody play or interested in trying pikmin bloom? I started about a month and a half ago and it's helped me touch grass. I'm looking for friends on it https://pikminbloom.onelink.me/pWSt/refer
I had some fun with it, got every type, got some rare types and stopped playing it after a 3/4 year.
Which Pikmin is the most likely to be yandere?
White or Yellow
>White will poison you so you dont run away
>Yellow will shock you if you try to run away
You cant win...
If this were an anime, you'd probably want Red or Purple, Red would be loyal but hotheaded while Purple would be gentle and motherly but slow
Yeah that sounds about right but I actually think a contender for yandere would be a pink.
Damn, I actually can't pick one, they all have their own appeal.
I was fricking born ready
>[Ice Bikmin
Zoomer here, sell me on pikmin. What makes it worth playing? I think the art is cute though.
It’s fun to be efficient and multi-task.
No one care what you do, youre a zoomer
>You will never be gently manhandled by Purple's smooth, soft yet firm, beefy arms.
Ass that makes water wraiths shit their pants
I'd become corporeal after getting hit by this to anon
Holy moly
sauce?
bad/good news, it's futa
https://e621.net/posts/2637970
Well yeah they're smaller than a bottle
>Having an entire ant colony of soft tiny women to care for you
Armpitmin
We can't get f-zero or starfox or anything else, but we'll keep getting pikmin because it's the old frick's pet project. I hate pikmin.
both those other franchises are dead, Starfox may come back but F-Zone is never gonna get a new game
More bait. Bad bait.
You say this like we get a Pikmin every other year. Do you have any idea when Pikmin 4 was actually announced? 2015.
What alternate universe did you come from?
They all look like they have single digit IQs.
Of them I would only say that for White, Red, and Blue
How dare you say that about my wives! They all bring in their quota of treasure on time!
Ok but they can't figure out how to walk around small objects
perfect so do I!
>White
Cuckqueen. Will watch you frick other Pikmin and Jill to the idea of you being an alpha. Will cum instantly if touched
>Purple
Cuddle fricking all day. Neither of you will move a lot but it will be good day.
>Red
Masochist. Will beg for you to slap her as hard as you can. Loves bondage loves anal.
>Blue
Sadist. Will edge you for hours with no relief (secretly wants to be instant lossed)
>Yellow
Trap. Thinks the shocks he gives out is the feeling of "true love"
>Pink
Bimbo bawd. Knows how to make you cum in seconds in whatever way you want. Flexible but loose. (Though loose doesn't mean much with how small she is.
>rock
Typical virgin. Biggest breasts underneath all those clothes. Doesn'tike her moans but has the cutest. Highest libido out of them all.
Which one is best for weight gain
Top to Bottom
>Purple
>Rock
>Pink
>Blue
>White
>Red
>Yellow
Purple and Rock are pretty close contenders, really second place would be Pink. All other but Yellow would occupy a low C tier while Yellow would be in D
I like yellow the best
Do not be tempted by these sirens of the stars my fellow captains. Very few have comeback for the system they inhabit and the few who have tell horrendous tales of lust and debauchery.
Do not be fooled. They may be more sexually experienced than even the most depraved on hocatate and have even greater proportions than those on kopite but behind those eyes that beg for the semen of married men lives a species whose only desire and need is to procreate and multiply!
Genuinely. I know it's wishful thinking but I hope there's something like a Pikmin translator in the game.
I just wanna here my little girls chatter about superfluous shit
>Ganker is so pornsick even a fricking pikmin thread needs to be coomer zone
>pornsick
troony buzzword that instantly outs you as a dysgenic low testosterone leftist eternally mad at people with a functioning libido
Trannies are the biggest porn addicts out there, moron.
there is literally nobody besides trannies who uses the homosexual buzzword "pornsick" unironically, you can visit a troony thread right now and there's a good chance you will see it.
Seems like you know a lot about what goes on in troony threads, hmm?
I guess "coombrain" is more your ilk. Porn addict pos, you're no better than the degenerate trannies you despise
man shut the frick up homosexual, there is literally nothing wrong with a bunch of dudes getting together and cooming, you suffer from sour grapes because your wiener doesn't work and you don't have the healthy male bonding experiences of cooming with the bros, so you despise what you cannot have as many such cases
How is watching other men have sex with beautiful women you'll never have a chance with not the most low testosterone thing you can do? If you had a functioning libido you'd be having sex not jerking off to anime girls or porn.
>it's the threadly anti-porn anti-coom internet warrior who thinks that his sexual repression is a virtue and feels the need to shit up coom threads
>He thinks coom threads are healthy
literally what the frick is wrong with a bunch of guys on the internet jerking off? nothing, at most you can cite religious drivel or troony repression as copes, but there is literally nothing wrong with it
It makes me feel icky when I think about others minding Thier own business.
>How to pout yourself as a tourist newbie.
Thanks for the bump I guess. Thread would have died without you.
Pikmin threads were never like this you redditor
All threads are like this twitard. Go virtue signaling somewhere else. Or hey make your own Pikmin thread
No hes right, you guys are brainbroken coomers now
>Samegay
>Same bait.
Its the zoomers fault. Theyre all coombrained from all the porn they consume on twitter daily
pink one makes me think of Zankuro
Remember the thread where some anon counted down from fricking 200 or something with no indication what was happening, each time with a redder and redder image of olimar and then when it hit 0 He posted a working code for Pikmin on the WiiU
Yes. Olimar if he real. I was quite happy about getting that. Thanks again if you're around, Olimar anon!
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/591207728/
BRING BACK THE GOOLIX SO WE CAN FREEZE AND SHATTER IT
Bring these frickers back
Does anyone use all 3 captains in pik3? It's too much for my brain. Is pik4 really gonna make me deal with 4 captains? I'm too much of an idiot
literally the whole point of pikmin is multitasking
2 is still multi, multi enough for me
3 was originally going to have four, but testers said it was too much, so they reduced it to three. Folks believe that 4 will only have one captain and oatchi.
have you played either of the first two games? honestly maybe try working your way up to it mechanically, I thought so too at first but then had no problems once I just played in release order
I have yes, I'm mostly not being serious since i do enjoy the challenge. I just liked 2 captains the most and they could have turned up the intensity of the difficulty more with that instead. But i do get that managing 3 is it's own type of difficulty. 4 sounds a bit insane though
Yes, pikmin 3 is very fun when you make good use of the go here command to multitask
I made a pikmin clone once
I'm going to play 4
rock
i love that kind of archetype
what r those kinds of creepy grey skinned girls called?
they are so hot
I'm beginning to think getting plat medals on Mission Mode in 3 is fricking impossible unless you pull some insane speedrun nonsense strat.
Fixed
WHERE IS HE
White Pikmin is cute as frick.