You hardened her, correct?

You hardened her, correct?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I was too busy impregnating Morrigan.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, hardened Divine Victoria is the correct choice!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She hardened me if you know what I mean

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick dude I miss these games and the community it had created.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the community it had created
      That's the worst part, right after nuBioware itself.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the virgin ranga vs the chad swampbitch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both but Morrigan is my wife so it's ok

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does right dress the way she does?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To attract men

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morrigan gives off the vibe of a person that would lure you into her shack in the middle of a forest, share bed with you, and then kill you in your sleep and make some magic potion out of your entrails and bones. I wouldn't go anywhere near that hag if I teleported into Thedas. Leliana on the other hands seems like she would make a good friend/comrade and would watch your back in battle.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the opposite actually, Leliana is an Orlesian spy trained to seduce and kill targets and Morrigan is just an autistic socially stunted swamp witch

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but unlike Morrigan, Leliana is actually goodhearted tho. She wouldn't ever hurt an innocent person. And her being a skilled assassin just makes her more hot. A badass wife that protects you forever.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Leliana is actually goodhearted
            Ehm, no. She is husk of a person and she becomes what you want her to become. Her do-gooder chantry sister facade is pretty thin in DA:O and that's also why Morrigan bullies her, she smells that just like Alistair's insecurity

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leliana is for recruiting in Lothering for the sake of doing it and then benchning her until the Battle of Denerim where she has to fight in chantry clothes

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

    [...]


    It's incredible how Bioware shat the bed after DAO.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't even matter because she gets the most retcons out of any character in this god awful franchise (which had potential but squandered)
    Killed her during the ashes quest? Actually she's not dead kek, maker saved her. (Would have unironically been better if it were a spirit that took her form, kinda like Cole,)
    Kept her not hardened? Inquisition makes her that way anyway lel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would have unironically been better if it were a spirit that took her form, kinda like Cole
      But it is

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I killed her and every other party member that wasn't Morrigan, Alistair, or Dog because they all fricking sucked.
    >Gay assassin that tries to kill you then frick your butt
    >moronic qunari
    >Dumb old mage b***h that freaks out when I show up to save her and all of her friends from their own stupid bullshit mistakes just because I've got an apostate onahole in my party
    >A fricking rock
    >Literal moron dwarf bum
    >Church bawd with moron voice
    Killed 'em all and never regretted it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've got some issues, anon.
      Hardly rare around here, but still.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off with your annoying french b***h

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bioware has the worst stories in the business.
    If you want to make a linear game of cutscenes you just watch, just make that.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hardened her with my penis if you catch my drift

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure I follow

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cartahomie coming from nothing, banging the Witch and becoming Paragon
    Doesn't get better than that

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