>You have been permanently banned from playing on _____ servers.

>You have been permanently banned from playing on _____ servers.
What did you do, Gankerros?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that one time I was destroying some gays in cs 1.6 but since I was no steam they just accused me of cheating and banned me

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uploaded a single pic of your mom to the global chat (it was I over 10000000 terabyte)

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chimped out in chat/voice chat like a teenager

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based admins preventing you from embarrassing yourself further

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Used an EOD bot on hardcore
    got like 30 kills before the jannies turned up

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I showed my friend a secret room in a custom map back in 2007 on one of the largest CS source zombie server so a particularly weird mod banned me because they didn't like that. I got unbanned after they found out but I never went back because the mods were weird tempermental schizos, they used to have models of Star Wars characters if anyone knows the server.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Usually a racism

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've literally never been banned from any servers in any game I've played online. But then, I've never acted like a spastic butthole in games, so why would anyone ban me? I was usually one of those players that people greeted when I he came online and regularly got invited to team matches. I wasn't even particularly good at a lot of those games, I was just good company.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      upvoted and gold awarded

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    typing 'homosexual' in the chat bar on club penguin. they didn't frick around back then.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure since I mainly play single player with the odd exception for some peer to peer shit like Teraria. Sounds like a problem for some lovers who play online only shit.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had the same pseudonym as one of the server admins so I was banned for "admin impersonation."

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Called out the rule-breaking behavior of the friend (and ERP-buddy) of an admin.
    The ERP-buddy got perma-banned 3 weeks after me, for that exact rule-breaking behaviour.
    The admin stepped down 2 months after my ban.
    No, I refuse to appeal it, because to appeal is to admit that you are wrong.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been banned from servers because of my username, if you guys can believe that.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I RP'd in public chat as getting pissed on by a NPC
    I was 11 or something
    good times, ninja-rpg

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be mod on tf2 server
    >Some black chick is being uppity
    >Ask her to calm down
    >She tells me to suck her fat breasts
    >I get hard thinking about it and jerk off
    >After finishing I ban her
    >Reason: "You made me cum"

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you get banned on cs2 for toxicity i worry about my valuable inventory

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I've spent thousands on Dota 2 and say the Black person-slur a lot, sometimes I worry as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you'll just get automuted if people report you for abusive comms. You'll get a warning before that though.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shot an unarmed Dboi as a scientist in SCP Secret Lab

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scientists are allowed to do mostly whatever with d-class during testing. there's a reason they're so expendable.

      game isn't lore accurate, therefore it sucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Misusing assets because you felt like it would probably get you fired

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got banned from a twitch stream because the streamer was throwing runs due to autism and not because the runs were actually dead and I complained

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played too well. Had some c**t accuse me of cheating in CS after I started playing again around 2010 after not playing for a couple years.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posted sneed

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was temp banned from Tropical Paradise because me and a few others changed our names to stuff like "Jesus" and "Muhammad" admin didnt like it

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In mordhau for calling the new female voices and models stupid lookin

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Violated someone's safespace in a shooter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't believe people think there's such a thing as 'personal space' in an online game. how the frick can you feel violated by having a pixel too close to other pixels?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Played on an server specifically for autists once, that shit is actually cereal.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Santa Claus

    Burned down everyones bases and placed swastikas everywhere while savagely spamming random insults on chat.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They never did take too kindly to the e-girl sprays

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was permabanned from Epicmafia after convincing a mod to give me mod powers under the narrative of being female. Could only put off voice chat for so long before he got too suspicious

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make my own server, with hookers and blackjack

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like calling people homosexuals.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In DoD 1.6 my mouse bugged out and caused me to unload my entire clip into a teammate who spawned in front of me (and into the sky because its DoD). I apologized for it but he didn't believe me and it turned out that he was an admin, banned me, and denied my appeal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Say you were just spychecking next time

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my friends got banned from an ark server for being too good and rushing a full metal base on day one of a wipe. The admin decided that we cheated somehow and banned us all when all we did was funnel me a bunch of XP really fast so i could craft a quetz saddle

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Saying Black person
    >Saying troony
    >Saying homosexual
    >Child porn (e-girl) sprays
    >Being toxic
    >Aimbot
    >Griefing
    >Not playing along with moderator/admin's stupid shit
    >Heckin' unwholesome usernames
    >Hating furries
    There's nothing I haven't been banned for

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ~13 years ago I was an edgy teen and used shock images as sprays in TF2, which eventually got me permabanned from a chain of community servers. I think it was kind of a tame one all things considered, just 'meat spin'.

    I was a real homosexual back then, always griefing, exploiting, or being a general nuisance. There was an exploit where you could remain permanently invincible AND unmovable (drink bonk, disconnect yourself temporarily to keep the effect on), so I would block hallways and make games unplayable.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Propkilling in warmup in TTT

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got booted out of more gran turismo 5/6 lobbies than i can count
    i don't even go around ramming people or anything, i just chill in practice lobbies most of the time

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lag bombs on gmod servers
    rdm on gmod servers
    tauntig/messing with jannies on gmod servers

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't cheat or say the word so not been banned on any servers.

    I got banned on a BF3 server once because a bad in got buttmad that I killed him with a shotgun several times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because a bad in
      *badmin

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play CS
    >some cheater is fricking around
    >he changes his name to my name
    >kills everyone
    >moves to another name
    >people call for a ban on me
    >people ban me
    >cheater is still in the game
    private servers can be wild

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got banned from the no pixel GTA server thing like three years ago. It's because I told the owner he's just a dick riding clout chaser. Turns out I was 100% spot on because he turned the server into that spaz XQCs personal playground.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got banned a few times from a euro truck simulator server because I kept ramming people

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perma banned from most war thunder customs for teamkilling and out fighting to anti-teamkillers
    Now there's a discord dedicated to seething and stalking me. They even follow me into real matches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like you created the fun activity of hunting the bad guy for some people

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    racism

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was born straight white and male

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