>You have lost your powers due to...physical amnesia, Samus

>You have lost your powers due to...physical amnesia, Samus
>You can regain your powers by collecting items that contain those powerups
>Now go, go collect the various powerups that are distributed strategically in various locations so that you can open doors and stuff

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's great

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Physical amnesia is such a random excuse it gives me pain. Just call it malfunction, her suit has been through tough shit for an entire game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      isnt that the excuse in dread too?
      she gets thrashed by beak man during the intro

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It actually does make sense in dread since she loses her powers to a chozo chad, and the planet has suit upgrades on it because its a chozo planet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So what happens when Samus regains his physical memory while still having the other upgrades he collected?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then another game starts and she loses it all over again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Loses the collected powerups that have been integrated into her suit or her physical memory?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. First time playing Metroid?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That wasn't a yes or no question.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be Kratos in gow2
    >Kratos you lost your powers because you need to start weak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he was stripped of godhood and then fricking died.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game. Enjoyed my time with it. Cheers.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you not beat the game? Raven Beak literally reconstructed the fricking planet into a training course for Samus in the hopes her metroid genes would go berserk.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not realizing that the "physical amnesia" thing was just chad beak lying to you

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    person who played Metroid on release month here (stores used to get one shipment of games every 2 weeks or month at that time)

    this isnt a metroid game the feel is all wrong. I bought it from amazon, played it like 90 minutes and returned it

    it made me sad to see Ganker heralding this game. As of now, the newest Metroid game is Noita.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >person who played Metroid on release month here (stores used to get one shipment of games every 2 weeks or month at that time)
      what fricking relevance does any of this have?
      >As of now, the newest Metroid game is Noita.
      lol shut the frick up yoshi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what fricking relevance does any of this have?

        people who were creaming over this game dont know whats good or bad, they just coalesce opinions socially

        i have extremely strong direct opinions with objective reasoning that metroid dread is a bad game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kys

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Keep yoshi safe.....As a 40 year old boomer Gamer™ you have my word that no harm will come to yoshi.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hey bro you were trapped in a cave-in for two weeks so now you're weak

    It worked fine, unless you were a mage.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post some 4k yuzu screenshots gays

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you have your powers but can't use them unless I say so
    >now go run through this scorching hot area while taking constant heat damage, and no using your varia suit even though you have it okay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based submissive taking orders

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        haha submissive people are lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          post the og tweet or else

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Games are still 10/10.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      marvel movies confirmed best ever right

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prime 2 had the best lose your powers set up. Samus literally got mugged, and now she has to get her stuff back through interesting boss fights.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fusion literally did it better 2 years before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Samus wasn't really mugged there. The X didn't steal her shit. They just cloned it. She lost her abilities from having her suit cut the pieces.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Ganker which Metroid game do you think gives the best excuse for the suits' power reset.

    I would say Fusion. The fact it was taken apart when treating the X on Samus is the only time I've actually felt it natural to start the game weakened

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, aside from fusion, I usually prefer a non-diegetic approach. There's no reason samus doesn't have her powers at the start of super other than the fact the game would be pretty boring if she did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prime 2 due to the Guardian boss fights, but Fusion is a close second since it's also strongly tied to the plot.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    on in dread and prime 1, she gets a malfunction in the armor, making her lose her powerups.
    in fusion, are removed in a operation because the x virus was combining the armor with the skin of samus.
    on the others it is explained that samus give the upgrade and powerups to the federation for them to study them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >on the others it is explained that samus give the upgrade and powerups to the federation for them to study them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        on metroid other m, the soldier have the ice beam, based on samus ice beam, they even say it.
        dread the emmi have very similar abilities that samus have, and the emmi is made by Galactic federation
        fusion not only they where studying samus base power armor, but also fusion armor, that why they could make the ice missil, for the new suit, and even to download data to the power suit, like chozo tech.
        prime 1 , in a few of the scan from the space pirate, it say that the galactic federation is similar to samus in arm power , and space pirate also do their own studies, even trying to copy the morph ball
        https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Pirate_Data#Elite_Pirates
        hunters weapons.

        while it is not said, in other games, like samus return, its kinda clear that samus just give the extra powerup to the federation

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That seems pretty irresponsible.
          Cute swimsuit.

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