You HAVE pre-ordered my upcoming game Starfield, right anon?
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Yep, thanks Todd!
Anything for you, Todd.
Of course daddy Howard, now that I've been a good boy dont beat me with that tire iron please. I promise I got the premium edition too, I can show you, have mercy.
>you see the Todd above the horizon? You can go there
I'm unironically buying an Xbox to play it
I'm pirating 200 copies just to steal that much money from you because your games have been getting exponentially shittier with each release
Yes Todd, it's also my first 80€ preorder game where I can feel it's money well spent
I'm going game pass but yeah first good 70$ game
Yessir I preordered next week's newspaper
Im jobless Todd.
I took part in that gay Xbox Porsche lottery, hoping to get a Series X in late October just so I can play your magnum opus. Until then, I will quite literally steal and beg on the streets for cents and whatever I save up I will use to buy Starfield.
Not joking btw.
Please forgive my failings.
That's never an excuse. Do you have any children or pets you love? it would be a shame if something happened to them.
i actually wasnt joking
i got a letter from my bank today asking if I would like a credit since i was in the red
I was beyond elevated but it turned out they send them to all people in the red, and i would not be able to take one
frick i really hope i get a job soon
Me too, man, hope you work it out.
You bet Todd
Sure did, now I wait.
when it release and if it's not shit
nah the gunplay looks like shit and bethesda game engines are always awful, buggy, unoptimized, etc.
Why is Skyrim and FO:NV locked at 60fps? Fallout 4 locked at max of 72fps?
gunplay looked dope, what are you on about.
let me help you in your doomposting: post about the AI instead you moron
I'm thinking about whether I want to get a second SSD for it or just buy a series S because I'm fricking lazy
as someone who will play on xsx, if you have the money just get the sdd.
I preordered the $300 edition. Todd does not disappoint.
This Todd looks odd. I guess old age comes to all, except Sakurai
what the frick is "shattered space story expansion"
Story DLC
>DLC announced months before a game has even released
I remember when the industry vehemently opposed this practice. Zoomers have been groomed to expect this and act like there is nothing wrong.
>pre-ordering a product with unlimited supply
I don’t know about you but I have played every Bethesda game for at least 100 hours. Got 400 in Fallout 3, 700 in 4, 200 in 76. Skyrim 1,200, Oblivion 700, Morrowind 400, TES:O 500.
With that track record why shouldn’t I pre-order?
Genuine question.
Because giving away money before you get the goods is nonsensical, it removes capital that should be working from you.
>capital that should be working from you
Frick off, you don’t know jack shit about capital you frickin teenager.
I don’t think my 60$ is going to yield much over a 3 month period you jackass.
nah
i'm gonna pirate it
Todd bros... is this a sign?
poor koreans
No Todd I'm waiting for a restocks
>watch and case
I want a fricking drink instead.
Why doesn't this include the console? Clowns are running Microsoft
as an xbot it kinda makes me mad but I think its down to stock issues. Even the forza console is a simple repaint. lasr real Limited Edition xboix was the infinite one.
still, if they had bundkled this with a starfield console edition in lets say august, it would sell 100k plus copies. and I bet the console itself would have looked dope, I like the design for the controller.
The Diablo xbox bundle ranked 5 or 6 or something in Japan this week which is a first in over 10 years. Bundles do big numbers for consoles.
yea I know, which is why I dont get Xbox at times lol.
Where I live, we now have a forza bundle going on, and I dont get it. Starfield releases before that lol, those bundles dont include physical disks either way. the preorders are out, stop with the forza bundles, get the starfield ones out. thats how you sell hardware.
It's literally a box just print out your own special edition and slip it over the console
This was still available in my country (within EU). I can't wait bros.
I hope its still available next month in Germany, Im a bit low on cash for this one
I'm just throwing out bullshit here but it'd probably last a couple more days at best for us Euros. I guess it depends on the demand where we live. I ordered from a local store.
GameStop restocks them but you gotta be quick. Death to scalpers by the way.
Had no problem getting it here in Australia, hell they're STILL available for pre-order.
Bag was crap, but I loved the helmet. Have it on display in my living room.
ah yes, shitty injection mold plastic model
this is going on my mantle!
>tfw live in r*ssia
This is the first time I genuinely want a wristwatch... It looks so fricking dope.
Don't be fooled by the marketing image vlad.
no todd but i will eventually when its in a playable state
I have not, but I am going to get 3 years of gamepass for 100$
yes, i want to upgrade my pc for it too but ill be about a month late with my savings in mind. i also cant tell if 32gb or 64gb of ram is better; 64gb would be futureproofed for a while but i hear that 2 x 32gb sticks don't have dual channeling or anything like 2x16gb.
>his interview saying TES6 will be his last game and that he’s not getting younger
COULD IT BE WOOOORSE
>COULD IT BE WOOOORSE
heres your last western dev icon, bro
TES is like 40 years old
He said it's his last TES game
Wrong, he said he MIGHT retire
same thing. Fallout's beyond recovery.
I'll play the third release of the Special Edition : Remastered when it goes on sale in like 10 years
Microsoft paid for my copy already.
I preordered Stalker 2 instead
Yes, I have preordered the Deluxe Edition. I will also purchase all of the Starfield merch you put up for sale on the Bethesda gear store.
Yes, i'm ready to play it 5 days before it releases!
bros... todd is getting older
*cough*
I-I hope you will like my new game, anon...
*wheeze*
P-Put my all into it, I did..
Don't worry, anon. Todd has stated that his protege, Rod Broward, will be taking the reigns at Bethesda when he retires.
todd will be killing in your life time
No, I never preorder.
And Starfield looks like shit
is it just me or does Todds voice get higher and higher each time he appears
It's his Boston accent it varies.
this, just run his chest club line in your head
sounds exactly the same
Of course, Herr Todd. One copy for me and another for my Friend (He has also ordered two copies)
I recognize another German and I didnt even need to see the Herr
off to bed with you, its a work day tomorrow
I cant even run the dang game and I can run cyberpunk...
But, I did pre-pirate it.
I am not asking twice.
I never lost faith in you Todd the Godd Howard.
Yes Lord Todd of course. May I have the ability to purchase mech armor for $4.99 please?
>May I have the ability to purchase mech armor for $4.99 please?
4,99?
Very funny anon.
Mech armor costs atleast 16 times as much.
It looks pretty good but I know Bethesda has a bad reputation for titles at launch. I'm not sure if I should pre-order.
Any independent video game consumers ITT to help me decide?
Hey, Rodd Showard here from Kotaku.
Do NOT BUY Bethesda games.
Not only do they whitewash companions, or portray racist factions like the Nord and Duinmer in their games, they also block independent and ethical news outlets like ours a chance to review their games without any bias at all.
sorry todd im not paying $70. if it was 60 i would have pre-ordered day one but anything above that gets pirated.
frick you, todd, i have to put my neet lifestyle on hold just to get an xbox.
Just go pc tbh.
pc games have been nothing but stutterfest all year, no thanks
Name a single AAA PC port that doesn't suck massive dick. You just can't
mmyou may be right there
performance wise? diablo 4, dead rising 2. most of the games youre thinking of have been patched by now.
> diablo 4
Anybody can make an isometric game that runs well
The solution is easy, anon.
Who wants to play a first person game with a controller?
And no one actually plays these games in third person either, it feels janky and most people just use it to look at their character then go back to first person.
isn't it on goypass day one?
Like I could run it
No. I have not bought Besthesda trash since Oblivion and I regret that purchase.
>Muh coming out of the sewer into Bloom The Game and down syndrome npcs everywhere. Not to mention the !ass effect endings tier magic.
>spend $100 on the game before its even out.
idk todd
anon, i dont think i have enough time to save up for a PC lol
meant to reply to this anon
>Pre-order
Why? The bonus will be put up for sale after the game releases if I ever suffer brain damage and decide to buy it
Xbox with Game Pass b***h.
Locked and loaded.
No, stop shilling another Fallout 4 game that modders will have to fix and make content for just so that the game is decently fun. morons pre-order or buy early access shit.
sorry todd
not pre ordering
NOT post ordering either
starfield comes out 2 days before my birthday thank you Todd best gift ever
Yup, pre-ordered the premium edition right after the direct.
Gamepass. Thanks for the free game.
No Todd. Infact I'm not even playing the game. Now get off your ass pretty boy and make elder scrolls 6 before I die.
Shirley not playing it ? It's over.
>I NEVER WILL PLAY IT
ok well lads it was fun but its over, pack it up.
all the oldheads can smell stink a mile away
Tempted to get a Series X for it so I can swap between comfy office PC gaming and comfy basement couch gaming.
I'm going to wait til it's out to see what kind of shit gpu I can get away with using.
I pre-intend on getting gamepass that month.
>$120AUD
No. Not now. Not ever.
i need to know its not just "if bethesda made no man's sky"
>30fps
Frick no. If I can ever afford a top-tier gaming PC then, and only then, will I buy Todd's game.
Depends can I play it on my deck?
I'll get the premium edition Mr. Todd. Unironically, feels good not being poorgay anymore.
i'll pirate after one year when mods fix what ever mess todd has come up with
Are there lyrans in it? No? The frick off.
>starseed garbage
Get out of here with your new age flakery.
>lyrans must be limited to starseed garbage
Eat dick
a libgay made this
>only sees the world through burger 'politics'
sad
sorry typo.
i meant bibgay.
You've HAD your own Bethesda game, it's the Antareans turn to shine babeeeeeeeeeee
my pc cant run it
Yes Todd-sama! I believe in you and the power of Starfield!
Yeah, but just because I love you
I have pre-allocated space on my SSD, taken time off of work, and placed trackers for the torrent. My body is ready Todd Howard!
and then comes Denuvo
They can't put Denuvo on Starfield, it'd kill modding dead and not just by fans but for creation club too
But they could use any kind of online verification system. Like Destiny and Diablo
I'm going to play it on game pass, I will buy all expansions though
I have a gtx1060. Dont think i can run it. What do I get as an upgrade?
rtx 4070
Just waint for the 5XXX series. The new cards are a masasive scam
the new *nvidia cards are a massive scam
Starfield will save gaming
Can't wait to play the Enhanced Edition on my Xbox Series Z in five years. Thanks Todd!
You haven't made a good game in seventeen years and I only liked that one because I was basically a child at the time.
Fallout 3 and Skyrim were both 10/10 and FO76 wasn't terrible it was just mid.
No it’s on game pass
You'll own nothing and you'll be happy
i dont preorder shit ever since Cyberjunk
damn todd is looking a little aged...
I just remembered that I'll likely live long enough to see him die
He's 52, he's got a good 30 years left.
And yet I'll still read the headlines, even if I'll be an old man by that point too.
Todd's just waiting for hyperbaric oxygen therapy to become affordable for millionaires
In the space, robot is guarding with ship while human being have to fight at front.
I'm not touching that shit until the mod tools are out and people have taken the time to unfrick it.
There’s no way they’re not using the power armor mechanic in this, right?
I got the Constellation edition and controller. Wife is probably gonna buy the digital deluxe so we can both play 5 days early together.
If your wife loves her husband she'll buy the Todd Watch also
Nah, one watch is good enough for us. She needs that money to fuel her own game addiction.
I’m sorry Todd, I don’t think my PC specs are worth enough for your GOTY
I don’t care if you have no electronic devices whatsoever. You still must buy a physical copy even if you cannot play it.
I pre-ordered the premium edition like a good boy.
Buy the watch
>pre-ordering
You dirty paypiggies disgust me.
Yes
Bros should I pre-order the digital deluxe edition? There's a five day early access. Todd will deliver, right?
Buy the watch
Mods
did he get a face lift or plastic surgery?
why does he look bogged?
I miffed that I can't pre-order a physical PC copy of the deluxe edition. I'll wait for a cheap CD key of it instead.
I haven't bought a Bethesda game since I got my Morrowind bundle from Target in the early 2000s, sorry Todd
game of the year editions with all dlc on huge sale or nothing at all
No, third world poorgay and game has no regional pricing.
he's gay no thanks
I unironically would if he were 20 years younger, he's so cute and compact.
when did you realize you were gay?
no, i'll play it on goypass and get the goty edition in 2 years with all the dlc if it's worth it.
I did my lord
No, I have no money. Will pirate on release and years down the line when I have extra money i will buy
I sure did, Todd. I made sure to let some Redditors crying about pre-orders know that I did, too.
You know what they say about a fool and his money.
Yeah: You don't have any.
LOL OWNED moron
Frickin GOTTEM
i kneel...
Oh frick, your crown, King. In my defense, I also had to buy Joryu's game and Armored Core 6. I still kneel, though.
You already know the drill, Todd
I bought New Vegas again instead.
yes i did.
It was 55 yuros on gmg so I considered, but I don't know, lots of games coming out
depends
Can I colonize a world and limit the ethnicity of the citizens to only white people?