You have to take shelter in an underground bunker for a long, indefinite amount of time. You can only bring 3 games.

You have to take shelter in an underground bunker for a long, indefinite amount of time. You can only bring 3 games. Internet is working for now, but can go out at a moment’s notice. What 3 games are you playing?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Minecraft, Terraria, and Starbound...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 of the same game
      moron.

      Minecraft
      Sim Earth
      Gran Turismo 4

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was more thinking of games with almost infinite replayability.
        realistically i'd probably do something more than just play games. Maybe learn some new skills, maybe do some self improvement. Maybe sleep a lot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're in a fricking bunker senpai there isn't much to do

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >there isn't much to do
            Squats
            Pushups
            Pull ups (if you have anything raised above head height to pull up on)
            Reading
            Brain puzzles (like Sudoku)
            Creative writing (write a story, it doesnt have to be good, but it keeps the brain active and staves off depression)
            theres at least 6 things right there.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you gonna do squats and pushups all day lil bro

              you are getting nutrient syrup, you don't have extra calories

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RapeLay Honey Select and Koikatsu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if there are other people in the bunker with you? You can't play that when others are around

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick I cant
        Watch me jerk my wiener

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can only bring 3 games
    Why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol I'd just bring my ext HDD with my GOG library backup on it, which is like 300+ games

      Why can browns not grasp hypotheticals?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It unironically a sign of low iq

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because most hypothetical questions are the most moronic circumstances to begin with.

        Like why not skip the entire bunker idea and just outright ask "what three games would you pick if you could only play three of them for the next day five years?" You skip all the dumb mind bending nonsense and get to the point.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because it's fun
          fricking autism
          you're either nordic, or germanic, 100%, aren't you?
          You're a swede, man, I can tell

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why not ask a different question
          Because that's a fundamentally different context.
          I can't speak for OP, but half the fun is taking the context into consideration

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm bringing ALL my games with me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not the question you fricking idiot
          Change your fire alarm batteries

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol I'd just bring my ext HDD with my GOG library backup on it, which is like 300+ games

      Brown hands typed this

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol I'd just bring my ext HDD with my GOG library backup on it, which is like 300+ games

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Empire Total War
    Civ V
    Mount & Blade Warband

    Piece of cake.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    openttd, oolite, minetest
    i use the web to download all the mods and manuals i can find of them

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind
    SSX Tricky

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All of those on a shitbox
      Congrats, you have a week's worth of entertainment.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    minecraft
    some really good roguelite
    elden ring

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    modded Skyrim
    Burnout Paradise
    Persona 5 Royal

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's
    Tetris
    Terraria
    Youmaen: The Magic Academy of e-girl Succubi

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wasting vital electricity from the generator on a few hours to play videogames
    Stack the bunker with books. You're a dead man if you decide that precious fuel should be used for vidya.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have autism, btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to

      [...]
      Why can browns not grasp hypotheticals?

      go back to

      >Door opens outward
      >I put some heavy rocks on top of your door, dooming you to starve to death
      >Nothing personally

      go back to >>/k/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to redd!t

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take (probably contaminated) water from a nearby underground source, split it by electrolysis and use the hydrogen to run an engine and the oxygen to breathe.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Door opens outward
    >I put some heavy rocks on top of your door, dooming you to starve to death
    >Nothing personally

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you actually want outward opening doors for bunkers? If they're open inward, you're risking the faulty hinges because of huge forces and whatnot.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably some of those autism games that have hundreds of hours of content that I never played but promise myself to get to them one day.
    Crusader Kings 2, Kenshi, Terraria, DF, Factorio, ADOM and so on

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Civ 6
    Rimworld
    Planet Coaster

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Etrian Odyssey origins collection
    Etrian Odyssey 4
    Etrian Odyssey 5

    🙂

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stardew Valley
    X4 Foundations
    Minecraft

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Facade
    AIDungeon
    Dreams

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft, sonic adventure 2, tony hawk 3.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red dead redemption 2
    Baldurs gate (the only way I’d ever be able to play that game)
    Halo mcc

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stalker: Anomaly
    Median XL
    Xcom: The Final Mod

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dota (Will only play this as long as the internet works)
    Football Manager (Infinite possibilities of restrictions and saves to do.
    No idea what the third game I'd bring is. It's probably not something that I currently play, it'd probably have to be another autism simulator like Hearts of Iron or something.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming the bunker has all the needs covered for you for several years as well as infinite energy.
    >Warcraft 3 with hundreds of custom maps as well as custom campaigns downloaded
    >Age of Empires 2 with all DLC
    >Digimon World 1

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HoMM3. The latest dominions game.
    Crusader kings 2 with all the DLC.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not CK3

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sucks?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I play browser games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. but only 3 because of a virus keeping the hypothetical in check.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Puyo Puyo 20th Anniversary
    Symphony of the Night
    Metal Slug 3

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Factorio
    Dwarf Fortress
    Minecraft

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tough question. Needs to be something that takes really long to finish or has lots of replayability.
    I'd say Vintage Story if it was finished already for relaxing and just peacefully building and exploring stuff.
    Red Dead Redemption 2 if I wanna shoot things.
    Maybe Monster Hunter World or Factorio as third one.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim for e-girl mods
    Fallout 4 for survival and e-girl mods
    RollerCoaster Tycoon 2

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogma 2
    Elden Ring + DLC
    Rise of the Ronin

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DotA 2
    Earth Defense Force 5
    Uncharted Waters New Horizons

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warcraft 3 with all custom maps I can get my hands on downloaded. Covers multiple genres in one such as platformers, roguelikes, tower defense, etc.
    Starcraft 2 for the same reason to a lesser extent, since custom maps are way less creative there than in wc3 unfortunately
    After that Minecraft for creative mode alone even though I think minecraft is boring and wouldn't play it besides in a scenario like this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All you do is play WC3 and Starcraft every day?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not know what custom maps are?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but I'm saying that in your every day life, there's no game that's more entertaining to you than WC3 and Starcraft? You said you'd only play Minecraft as a last resort

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off moron

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if you pick games for the scenario in OP it means you literally only play them and don't play anything else
              ???
              least butthurt minecraft fanboy

              It sucks?

              You guys are fricking Black folk, I'm trying to make conversation instead of people just posting 3 games and leaving.
              No wonder this board is so fricking shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you reply to me I just said it sucks, the frick
                Why do you ask moronic questions and get butthurt when you get answers you dislike?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of boring answer is "it sucks" dumbass
                Obviously you think it sucks or else you would have picked it. WHY does it suck, idiot

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one here gives a frick, moron. You can go to Reddit if you crave attention so badly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Frick off moron

                have a nice day

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically whiter than you dipshit

                Frick off moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just nitpicking people's answers and being a b***h about it when they answer your gotcha questions
                Never get any socialization outside of Ganker?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm literally just asking them to EXPAND and CREATE CONVERSATION.
                I was not hostile in any way, Jesus Christ
                Holy shit you guys are the most socially moronic homosexuals in the world.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person. You asked me why I told you. It sucks. Did you want my dissertation on why ck3 sucks? I ain't got one.
                Suck my sweaty unwashed balls.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you assume me picking Wc3 and Sc2 (which have literally thousands of custom maps in completely different genres) means those are the only games I play outside of this scenario? Do you not know what a hypothetical is? Are you moronic?

                I'm literally just asking them to EXPAND and CREATE CONVERSATION.
                I was not hostile in any way, Jesus Christ
                Holy shit you guys are the most socially moronic homosexuals in the world.

                Frick off.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why does me asking you a question trigger your fricking 80IQ autism SO MUCH that you instantly become the most vile b***h on the board
                This is why I fricking hate it here. I've been here since 2009 and you guys are just absolutely complete shitheads now. Fricking actually have a nice day. Can't talk about fricking anything here unless it's ragebait or coombait
                Frick you Black person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >crying this hard because no one liked your moronic questions

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actual autistic meltdown

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you pick games for the scenario in OP it means you literally only play them and don't play anything else
            ???
            least butthurt minecraft fanboy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're brown.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically whiter than you dipshit

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fortnite
    Genshin Impact
    Valorant

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate you

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do they shit?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft with a modpack that lets me do a lot but doesn't frick worldgen
    Rimworld with every single mod in existence. I am cheating the hypothetical by being able to switch out mods to make different games frick you
    Deus Ex so I can have some linear kino and turn into an autistic speedruntroony if I feel like that

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heroes of Might and Magic 3
    Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
    Street Fighter 6 (if someone else is in the bunker with me)

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homm3
    Factorio
    Civ5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dangit gaytorio is a good one, shoulda thought of that

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavily modded skyrim VR
    Minecraft VR
    Microsoft Flight Simulator

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay choices they're shit frick off

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nuclear blast that close to house
    >He thinks he has time to get to shelter
    Black person.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AOE2DE with all DLCs
    Pokemon Emerald
    Super Mario 64

    Before playing anything I make sure to capitalize on the internet before it goes down
    1. Download all the mods I need for AOE2 then download every single custom scenario I can find. Adding 100s of hours of extra playtime
    2. Download IPS patcher for Emerald and 64 and as many romhacks as humanly possible. verify everything is working before internet goes down
    3. Play AOE2 multiplayer until the internet goes down or theres no one left
    4. Once internet goes down rely on campaigns/custom scenarios/start playing all the romhacks I downloaded

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games with map editors, sandboxes. But really I would rather stock up on programming books and shit to make my own games once i get bored with them.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Crusader Kings 2
    It's super easy for me to start up a run and have 8 hours pass by with me noticing. There's tons of replayability, especially if total conversion mods are included.
    2. Age of Empires 2
    Another game with near infinite replayability. The hardest AIs are still pretty challenging for me, so I have a lot of room to improve even without multiplayer. If I have time to download custom scenarios and campaigns then even better.
    3. Elden Ring
    I want an action game to round out my choices, and this is a pretty good one. Not as much replaybility as a strategy game, but there are a lot of different ways to play (challenge runs, etc.). Plus, I think it looks nice, and it's a good game for simulating being outside in different environments while still having gameplay.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only truly "could play it literally forever" game I can think of is minecraft. Tetris or some game like that would also get boring eventually or turn you insane. I havent even played minecraft in years but its the obvious choice. Other choices couldn't be anything with an "ending", even something like skyrim with every mod. (yes i know minecraft has "an ending" too). You'd need games like minecraft that you could just keep playing forever and building on, and "living in" indefinitely. Replaying the same linear game for the 10,0000th time would be madness. Minecraft could also scratch that harvest moon stardew farming itch, come to think of it. You'd just be missing human interactions (not that stardew npcs with 4 lines of dialog would be much better).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually maybe add a sudoku game as #2. I heard they help old people's brains from rotting sooner

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pentiment, Planetside 2 and Talisman: Digital Edition

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pentiment

      like 20h playtime max until game is fully exhausted

      Here's a question for this type of hypothetical: Do game collections count as a single game in themselves? If so, there's a lot of extra forethought. I know most people will say no to make the question more interesting, but it's something I've had in the back of my mind. Even then, I assume it's limited to one disc rather than those collections that have multiple discs.

      of course they don't, unless it's a product like smb allstars

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tabletop Simulator - Download as many games as I can before the internet goes down
    Neverwinter Nights - Nice game on itself, but can also easily be modded to add tons of content
    Heroes of Might and Magic 3 - A lot of content and it easy to make new maps and scenarios yourself

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a question for this type of hypothetical: Do game collections count as a single game in themselves? If so, there's a lot of extra forethought. I know most people will say no to make the question more interesting, but it's something I've had in the back of my mind. Even then, I assume it's limited to one disc rather than those collections that have multiple discs.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the comfiest shelter ever is the one from Brendan Frasier movie, it was like an entire little city down there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my lucky stars a Black!

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