You hear a knock on your door. You open to find Sakurai, cold and shivering in the dark rain.

You hear a knock on your door. You open to find Sakurai, cold and shivering in the dark rain. You let him into your house, give him a change of clothes, some hot supper and allow him to spend the night.

As a thank you, he lets you put ANY Pokemon you want into the next Super Smash Bros. game. Who do you pick?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ditto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marshadow.

      both of them are already in the game you morons
      add raichu (not the homosexual surfer one)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Meme Trophies
        FTFY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        beyond melee raichu makes me wish raichu was in the base game, hes so much fun to play

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >melee

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's cool if you aren't very good, we can play with items.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It astounds me that Ditto isn't already in the game as a "random" fighter a la Charade in Soul Calibur where you get the appearance and moveset of a different character every time you lose a stock.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ditto was the "random" character slot for tournaments in melee

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marshadow.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    snorlax but dont make him shit like all the other heavyweights

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Garchomp

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chandelure

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would bring him a plate of hot, plain scrambled eggs and say "you have to eat these eggs."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats fricked up, its disrespectful to give a japanese person eggs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I find that hard to believe. Rice omelettes are like standard Japanese cuisine

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Charizard (Solo) with a 100% new Kit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wobbuffet.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want lugia and hopefully they could make a shadow lugia skin.

    Hes a big pokemon icon, first box legendary with a movie probably the most famous after mewtwo and mew. but also an excus to add colossium Xd music and stage

    if not than espeon and umbreon duo and add the colossium shit that way, i want them to recognize css/xd like they did k rool

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would close the door

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Impidimp

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Banette since it's my favorite, and because the whole curse/hex theme it has could make for a cool unique moveset
    Also if it isn't too much trouble, I'd ask he makes a public service announcement telling every Smash player to take a shower or else he will add the Roblox guy into the game

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shez

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oddish with an evolution gimmick.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As he speaks his proposition, i realize that he is the guy responsible for using pokemon in that shit, so i hammer his face into bloody pulp.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Raichu. Not only do I want him but it would also just make sense. I still have hope it's gonna be in the game one day.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I stab him in the throat the second he says "next super smash bros game"

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a little bit of wasted potential but Deoxys as a Mewtwo echo could be pretty cool
    >Slightly heavier and less floaty overall, but a really simikar outlier
    >Replace Shadow Ball with Psycho Boost, which is a big and risky attack like Warlock Punch
    >Replace Disable with a Shulk-like stance switching mechanic

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks too attractive to have decided to work on video games for the rest of his life

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stunfisk

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mystery Dungeon Grovyle. His movepool should include Leaf Blade, Dig, Absorb (let him charge into Giga Drain) and Quick Attack. He should also have the ability to pick up PMD items such as Gummies, Berries, Sticks and Seeds. It can be RNG like Peach, or on a cycle like Steve.
    If him being the Mystery Dungeon version is not feasible for whatever reason, then Rayquaza. Rayquaza should be a heavy but with multiple jumps, and one of the fastest characters on air.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding this, minus the Rayquaza part. If Ridley was almost too big, then Rayquaza is definitely too big.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Official Pokemon sizes are extremely fricked up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Female vaporeon has always been the perfect size

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rhyperior.
    Large and in charge.
    Could be one of the heaviest, if not the heaviest Character in the game with ridiculous killpower and awesome range.
    Drill Run is the obvious Side-B. It's Flare Blitz, but with a little less distance and power, but with no recoil.
    Neutral can be either Rock Blast, Rock Wrecker, or to be less basic, Geodude Launcher or Roggenrola Shot. (Or have multiple of those based on command input)
    Down-B could be Rock Polish.
    Rhyperior would obviously be a very slow character, but using Down-B make Rhyperior a little faster.
    The speed boost will never come off, and you can stack up 3 Rock Polish usages per stock.
    Up-B is tricky to imagine tho, as well as the Final Smash if Rock Wrecker is already in the moveset.
    Can be something invented for smash that fit it like Greninja, Pokémon Trainer, Lucario and Puff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was invented for pokemon trainers up-B? Its literally surf/vine whip/fly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Up-B is Dig fricking duh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a standard Vertical recovery, but if you touch the stage from below, you dig through and you appear on the spot on the stage over where you digged.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you can angle it, so you could burrow diagonally.
          For horizontally use Dide-B, AKA Drill Run.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clefable. I heard he likes pink puff balls.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody in the thread has yet to post that Sakrai is not in charge of smash moving forward.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would ask him if he could remove one instead and make him get rid of jigglypuff.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tsareena

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon? I'd tell him I rather want Iori and he'll agree with me

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trade that offer to instead have him remove Incineroar

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WOOOO!
    Come on Mismagius! New Main! New Main!

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spiritomb.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me. I already look kinda like a Pokemon, so it shouldn't be too hard.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meowth. It's my favorite Pokemon.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pikachu again

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game needs a grass starter so Sceptille.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO NOT ANOTHER ZONER
    cry about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I somehow forgot both the pic and name of the mon in my post, what the frick.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I ask him to add in Agumon.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most precious and sacred one.

    But Gengar is a great choice too, especially if he threw Gastlies as his shadow balls. Also I'd prefer Bulbasaur over Ivysaur. He's number 1.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard to be three standalone fighters. I am still disappointed Charizard lost Rock Smash by getting stapled to Pokémon Trainer once again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is kind of odd this didnt happen since it wouldve been incredibly easy. You could just make ivysaurs down b earthquake like Venusaur uses in a pokeball and swap out water gun to down b for squirtle like marios fludd and give him something like bubble that can charge to bubble beam

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Down B

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smeargle

    You can do this except Smeargle would deal half as much damage with them, and he would be light and slow

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wigglytuff
    >Neutral - Play Rough: Kind of like Samus's Screw Attack but sideways. Wigglytuff lunges forwards a short distance until it hits an enemy, then traps them with many weak hits in a cartoon fight cloud. While hitting the enemy, you can alter the direction you move, also influencing the direction the enemy is ejected from it, and tapping B will maintain midair height.
    >Up - Wish: Wigglytuff does a sparkly spin. ~2 seconds after this is used, Wigglytuff is launched straight upwards a good distance, dealing no damage. This can only be used once while midair and doesn't leave you helpless during either portion of the move, allowing Wigglytuff to set it up and reposition before it triggers.
    >Down - Bounce: Wigglytuff slams downwards, dealing moderate damage with little knockback to each enemy it passes through. If Wigglytuff hits the ground it will bounce upwards at much greater speed, dealing more damage with high vertical knockback. The bounce off the ground can be slightly tilted left or right. Can be performed while grounded, causing only the upwards portion of the move.
    Sakurai, I can't wait to see Wigglytuff in the expanded rerelease of Super Smash Bros. 64.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have put money down that cinderace was going to be in the second expansion pass. Glad I didn't. But it would be a really cool Pokemon to play as with a gimmick where it has to keep juggling a soccer ball to use for all of its attacks. God damn Smash Bros is such a example of missed potential..

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