you know...I used to be a game dev once...but then something dark happened...Oh sorry. Where was I?

you know...I used to be a game dev once...but then something dark happened...Oh sorry. Where was I? That'll be $50 for the gas. You can keep the tip.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the homosexual deserves this for proclaiming his allegiances to trannies on twitter like two years ago

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you homosexuals remember this shit. Goddamn youre obsessed LMFAO.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't do this
      >troonys constantly harass you for being a known public figure
      >do it
      >morons like you cannot see past your own feet to realize what is going on
      >shit on veteran game dev who literally made the best fps levels in history
      lmao
      >inb4 cope about some modders fan fiction levels

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, i will shit on him for being a spineless homosexual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spineless
          >just saying a few words to get a bee hive relaxed so they'll frick off and kill themselves in a few years and no one will remember

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            if someone tells you at gunpoint to bend over and force yourself to show your own wiener in your mouth, would you do it?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              english?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t know what it meant you moron, he gets paid to say random stuff people send him like those celebrities on cameo.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not a real gas station, he's just autistic.
    Like all game devs should be

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tipping
    americans are fricking pathetic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard 25% tip is now mandatory in the US.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this homosexual still believes bullshit on the internet without checking sources lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard 25% tip is now mandatory in the US.

      >greatest country on Earth
      >far more achievements than your shithole
      >more wealth than you can imagine
      >optional tipping is encouraged (not mandatory)
      >I PITY YOU AMERICANS
      homosexuals.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im american but i agree with the poster. Tipping is moronic brainwashing. People litterally get jobs at waiters, busboys, pizza delivery boys for the sole purpose of getting tips from npcs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >far more wealth than you can imagine
        so what colour is the front door on your 2nd home? is it solid gold? if theres so much money there why do employed citizens require random donations from their customers instead of just being paid enough

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wealth
        >americans
        what part of brazil or mexi co do you come from?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Texaco shelf with shell oil
    >Old Mobile Pegasus
    >Gas Pump indoors
    >attendant actually pumping your gas

    Is this an AI generated image or does he collect old gas station shit and pretend to be a gas station attendant

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The latter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was promoting a videogame he made

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the latter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gas station is right across the street from the old ion storm headquarters in dallas. john's been working there as oil boy ever since they shut down. he spends his days living in the shadow of Moe, authentic vintage gas station owner and pillar of the community, begging random customers to fund his shitty game ideas and taking naps in the men's handicap stall while on the clock.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without Carmack he's a nobody

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would be able to make a good modern game. Just bear with it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes working on a new game
      just it'll take valve time
      but I'll take a new doom wad anyday

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He operates a real old-timer retro gas station in fricking Ireland

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oregon just made it legal for people to pump their own gas
    It's so fricking over, attendees. New Jersey is our final stand.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oregon
      >Getting rid of jobs
      damn shame is what this is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got so tired of waiting 15 minutes for some butthole to show up to pump my gas. Even worse at night out in the country where they would straight up shutdown. Sounds like an improvement, frick Oregon.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gas stations in MetaDoom when?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when he and Adrian Carmack were meant to make a Kickstarter demo then just didn't

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember when he and Adrian Carmack were meant to make a Kickstarter demo then just didn't
      Well, you know how that scene went.
      Romero just threw the keyboard over his shoulder afterwards.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can keep the tip.
    what does that mean? im not american

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to frick his ass

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yall think mroe about trans people than trans people.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt a tip something you can give yourself if you want to? why is he telling me to keep the tip? this doesnt make sense unless im missing something american

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The text implies the person he's talking to is handing him a tip and he is humbly refusing it, anon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        but he tells him to keep the tip before the guy hands anything to him in one sentence

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >created Doom and Quake
    >made enough money to pursue his dreams and work on passion projects for the rest of his life
    >married to a cute goth mommy

    no wonder Ganker hates him and sucks Carmack's autistic wiener.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't he own an indie development studio now?

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