You know what I hate the most about Dragon's Dogma 2 launching like this?

You know what I hate the most about Dragon's Dogma 2 launching like this? It was supposed to be the anti-anti-Christ and cleanse Soulshit from the gaming landscape, eclipsing Elden Shit so that developers would imitate and copy it instead of rollslop, and they completely blew their chance at leaving a lasting mark on the Action RPG genre.
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see the issue with slashing at it's feet? and if it's such a problem why not just add a jump attack?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      morons want to push this climbing enemies meme lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is the only interesting thing about dd combat
        everything else is a shitty version of better games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's literally the only thing about DD's combat system that's of any noteworthiness. Literally everything else about the combat system is just a shitter version of mechanics you've seen elsewhere, so if you're one of these people trying to talk up DD's combat as the greatest thing ever, you have literally nothing else to cling to.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was supposed to just be a good medium sized action game. You're overthinking things anon and getting too attached to things you have no control over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was supposed to be GOTY and extremely influential and profitable, given it was riding the coattails of MH at its peak success and exposure.
      Instead it fell flat and plays worse than the original while being equally unfinished and learning nothing from it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >medium sized action game
      >full triple A price plus tip

      This is basically why I have no interest in it. Might pirate it after all the dlc and patches come out. I thought the first one was overhyped bullshit that certainly LOOKED pretty but did little else.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Instead of avoiding attacks and then attacking you activate a shitty stamina management minigame
    great idea, homosexuals

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What album is he reviewing?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm feeling a strong 4 to a light 5 on DD2 trans-

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crapcom cuck still seething about Elden Kino
    lol Miyazaki won, deal with it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Normalgays didn't like DD1
    >For some reason they will like DD2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      normal gays are loving DD2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are loving it so much that it lost over 90% of the players in 3 weeks and most people didnt finish the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In all fairness, the original was not a huge hit when it released unless my memory is wrong.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't. It got annihilated by Skyrim.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In my mind, I always considered Dragon's Dogma a cult classic and was confused by the amount of hype it got.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and most people didnt finish the game
          this is true for every single game on steam basically.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >normal gays are loving DD2
        I thought Dragon's Dogma 2 flopped.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It didn't flop but it irreparable damage to the brand. The franchise is definitely getting shelved after this blunder.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It didn't flop
            >after this blunder

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damage to their reputation negates the sales. That's why even though Resident Evil 6 sold very well, Capcom publicly apologized then rebooted the entire series.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Consultancy companies spamming the game because it didn’t use type A/B doesn’t mean actual people hate it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The number one criticism normalgays had was micro transactions, it was even getting complained about on Ganker.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >rreparable damage to the brand
            During the week when 50 thirdie newsjeets thought they were moving the narrative, the game sold another million

            correct

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and refunded half of it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your sad delusions aren't reflective of reality

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol shitposters literally can't pick whether the game flopped or is a massive success to attract normalgays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyazaki doesn't even think about Dragon's Dogma btw. Itsuno isn't even fit to dust Miyazaki's shoes.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cleanse Soulshit from the gaming landscape, eclipsing Elden Shit so that developers would imitate and copy it instead of i-frames
    Nobody but fanboys ever thought it was going to do that. If you played the first game you knew it was just a different kind of niche that fit nicely between other games.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine giving money to Crapcom in mother-fricking 2024.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than rollslop while at the same time not catering to Black personcattle to be mainstream thoughbeit. Literally the best outcome.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It was supposed to be the anti-anti-Christ and cleanse Soulshit from the gaming landscape, eclipsing Elden Shit so that developers would imitate and copy it instead of rollslop
    you only have yourself to blame for thinking this

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game would've been better if they actually imitated Soulskino

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao try not to shit your pants, homosexual
    Souls-kino is here to stay

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you climbed on an elephants back IRL you are putting yourself at a severe disadvantage

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pic
    Ironic. After 90 hours in DD2 the only enemies you need to climb are golems, because the game is so piss easy, it's much faster to just slash at their feet. Maybe there was a sweetspot at around level 10, but you breeze through levels in this game and become god too fast. The combat is so underwhelming, how do you frick the one thing DD was praised for?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey man can you TRANSlate this

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is this with modern games and being worse than their predecessors from decade ago. The only thing DD2 is good at is making me want to replay DDDA, which I am going to do.
    Imagine if bought a AAA game from 2003-2008 and thought: "nah, shit sucks and it's worse in every way than some dos game I want to replay now".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's me with every square game recently. FFXVI? I'd rather play Vagrant Story. the 7 remakes? I'd rather just play 7 itself. Mind-boggling shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FF16 was trash but Rebirth was unironically kino

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