>you know what the gamers REALLY want? an incredibly uncomfortable sex scene!
How did nobody object to this?
>you know what the gamers REALLY want?
>you know what the gamers REALLY want? an incredibly uncomfortable sex scene!
How did nobody object to this?
Cuckmann seized full control over naughty dog and nobody could question his auth-erhm, artistic vision.
They went from some of the best platformers of the late 90s/early 00s to adventure games that rival Tomb Raider to "gayS IN EVERYTHING" after going from 2nd-party to third-party. They're dead to me.
>blame Sony for not doing enough to fund a multiplat game
moronic.
Naughty Dog died when Andy and Jason left anyways.
Reminder that he's a dual citizen.
all judens are, and it doesn't matter anyway because they'll always choose israel/tribe
no, he has one citizenship
Prove that he renounced his israeli citizenship.
>you can't
the one citizenship is the israeli one, anon
Westacuck vidya clownkino peaked here
Did she get pregnant?
>she
That's just a game theory, right? The VA is a woman.
Because modern "gamers" want to watch a movie with occasional QTEs and sluggish gameplay in-between
Woke slop and imagery that stirs any emotion (yes, including in this case disgust) is a good thing
The last thing gamers want us to have fun
Did you just assume the VAs gender? That's not very 2024 of you, Anon
Anavar chicks are still chicks. But yeah she definitely had reduced fertility, even before getting the shit kicked out of her multiple times and half starved to death.
>trans women can't get pregnant
wrong chuds.
https://twitter.com/TArchcast/status/1727007862243967161
Science fact #4564: dudes cant get pregnant
That seemed like it took science a while to discover that fact
>anal sex
>pregnancy
>she
Because everyone is laughing at it
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Ganker amazes me sometimes. imagine what we could accomplish in the real world.
Why do you think do many fricking bots and shills are working 24/7 to keep people divided? Ganker as a whole used to actually do shit but now it’s just morons arguing about meaningless fabricated nonsense daily. And whenever something real does come up it’s quickly suppressed.
>the schizos are starting to make sense now
Am I too far gone?
People are more pathetic than ever and they've been invading for years now while desperately shitposting any decent thread into the ground.
Maybe it’s not schizophrenic and just what is actually happening? I mean you think it’s absurd but fricking bot farms and gophers in the third world do this shit for things like reviews and like on social media so why wouldn’t the same be applied here? It’s not hard to bait and they would probably be given a script similar to what a telemarketer has and have points to stick to and argue. And if shit goes south just call in the mods/jannies to ban people/delete the thread. You even wonder why blatant shill threads can be spammed hundreds of times with no backlash or anything? Do you ever wonder why someone can get the hammer for just telling someone to frick off but the blatant flame war bait never gets touched? You even wonder why the mere mention of shit like Sweet Baby causes a horde of people to just jump out of the woodworks and feverishly say how it’s either nothing/doesn’t exist and how everyone that talks about it is schizophrenic? This shit isn’t normal and it’s beyond even the average obsessed schizo or autist because even they need to sleep and this shit can go on for hours and even days nonstop far beyond any discord raid.
How much does it cost to shill on Ganker and who offers such services?
I work in marketing and I've never seen Ganker marketing offers. The most common are review bots on sites like amazon. Twitter and social media shilling is already extremely obscure since their bot protection is good enough that it's not lucrative to offer services there.
If I were to shill a game, the last place would be a relatively obscure imageboard where people hate games, love pirating and are extremely critical of shill campaigns already.
You only have a limited budget so why not spend it on sites where customers are way more likely to be?
I just don't buy it. It's too convenient.
there used to be actual shill marketing on this place, but like you said, people have gotten too wary of it. im sure marketers still try it here once in a while but not often i would know because i shill my indie games here sometimes
For indie devs it makes sense to post here since it would be a good and easy way to get exposure but indie devs don't have the budget to pay people to post here and if they did they'd pay them to post literally anywhere else or just buy actual ad space instead.
But lets take something big like Elden Ring. Who genuinely believes some kind of marketing contractor gets paid to post here? And all of this would need to happen in secret too.
My brother both palworld and baldurs gate 3 had a ridiculous amount of thread density in the days leading up to release. Anyone with 2 braincells could tell it wasn't organic even if we don't know the details of the shill campaigns
Don’t forget about Starfield having threads 24/7 that stayed up for weeks and were immediately replaced after archiving.
And Evil Genius 2.
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/why%20aren%27t%20you%20evil%20genius/type/op/
>Twitter and social media shilling is already extremely obscure since their bot protection is good enough that it's not lucrative to offer services there.
I mean compared to just buying targeted ad space there.
>How much does it cost to shill on Ganker and who offers such services
Considering that hiroshimoot needs the money probably not much and video game companies and other interest groups that don’t want subversive elements organizing and actually communicating their grievances are all to common.
>I work in marketing and I've never seen Ganker marketing offers
Are you familiar with outrage marketing? Where someone will buy a game because they see a person they dislike hates it so make a purchase based off of spite? It’s like that only Ganker is just one step in it. The slimy homosexuals make bait threads to get as many screencap of people insulting the game and being angry as possible with a few people larping as anons to stoke the fires and make up more extreme posts. Then they’ll take them and post them on twatter or have some journo write an article and use them as an example. This works in two ways
1. The aforementioned spite buying
2. It creates the narrative that anyone who is critical of the game is some kind of “racist misogynistic incel” so criticism from outside is at most tame.
>relatively obscure imageboard
Open your eyes this place is the meme hub of the internet every fricking meme for the last decade has either come from or gained popularity from here. Acting like this place is nothing or that memes have no power is beyond naive.
>You only have a limited budget
Are you high? Most marketing budgets for games are almost as big as the actual dev budget.
>If I were to shill a game, the last place would be a relatively obscure imageboard where people hate games, love pirating and are extremely critical of shill campaigns already.
Because Ganker turns games into cultural phenomenons
>I just don't buy it. It's too convenient.
Occom's Razor
meds
You see this is the tactic, they won’t say it’s dumb or makes no sense because that would require them to say how. So instead they have to say it’s mentally ill in an attempt to discredit without actually arguing against it.
>fricking bots and shills are working 24/7
Pretty sure there's a difference between those actually existing and you just calling every post you don't like a bot or a shill
>the constant /misc/bait and shill threads spammed 24/7 are totally organic
Is this all you have? Because “you’re mad” is the most milquetoast shit you can give.
>shitposters making ragebait or offtopic threads that always get the most replies are le shills
Sure kiddo
>shitposters posting back to back daily with the same arguments and posts in the same way for hours completely unhindered is normal
Maybe instead of acting smug you can actually think out what you’re arguing before you post it.
the "just go watch porn" crowd can't still find a way to counter this scene presented by the people who just want fanservice and sexy women in games
sadly Ganker got sabotaged by troony furgays ever since the mods were revealed to be trannies themselves and which isnwhy /qa/ was purged. there's no fun anymore just gay prison homies wanting to suck whatever wiener is presented to them
>neil: we don’t use the term fun for our games
>neil’s idea of not having fun: thinks a sex scene is mature enough, thinks lesbians smoking weed is mature enough, thinks pregnant women are mature enough, thinks lesbian parents are a mature subject matter, thinks brutality is mature enough
This man is so full of himself when his ideas are so basic and not mature at all
To be fair, you think lusting after children and obsessing over another country's culture to the point of detriment to be mature
That's a man btw
Neil is a sick J
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There is nothing Neil Druckmann can do with his gamed power as head of ND after producing this shit, and being unable to command loyalty from gamers or his own employees
The only reason 2 didn’t crash and burn immediately was the good will from the first game and the rabid fanbase pulling damage control even to this day.
the first game was also garbage. the second game exists because of the subhumans who bought the first game.
>no lube
>no prep
>no cleanup
>Abby
What a fricking gross scene all around.
women dont need lube guys
They do for anal, fren.
You need lube or foreplay. Without either you're dryjamming into a bodypart that doesn't know what's up.
I haven't played TLOU or watched this scene because I have no interest in movie games, but from personal experience, my wife can get plenty wet enough for sex just by kissing in bed for a few minutes. Do these characters not even bother to do that?
>my wife can get plenty wet enough for sex just by kissing in bed for a few minutes
Which is basically foreplay when it's your long-term SO
And in the game nah it's strip and slam
Well that's just silly.
Americans usually need lube either way because their israeli genital mutilation causes their dickhead to be so rough and dry it tears veganas.
you do if you ram it right into her puss like what happened in this cutscene. thats not how sex works
>>no lube
There's sweaty crust right inside of their buttholes. The Crust of Us
This is OK but anime breasts aren't. Lol, miss me with that shit.
>goes for sex 10 seconds later
>no lube or foreplay, just dig in
They should change name to Dirty Mutt
This is irrefutable proof that all their b***hing about fanservice is pure hypocrisy and bullshit. Any homosexual online who complains about the latest Japanese waifu game where a woman moans while wearing a maid outfit but defended the only explicit sex scene I think has ever been shown in a AAA video game is just mad the anime girl is more fappable.
Now I'm wondering if there's EVER been ANYTHING in a non-porn game more explicit than this. Even Saint's Row faded to black.
>he doesn't know about bear sex
Japan needs to have older girls. Abby isn't 17 so no need to censor her. Gal gun is high schoolers.
Bruh she's a 1000 year old dragon and people still b***h. You can't win
They're not exactly sex-negative, but they are anti-natalist and don't want anyone thinking about pair bonding or making a family. So if the sexuality is someone over 30 having ugly sex with some guy no player identifies with, it's okay because it won't appeal to any kind of purity fantasy or get in the way of demoralization.
Anyone who says censorship of anime games is about fighting pedos is actually part of the side I just described. Family bad, romance bad, NTR good. In the end, we're meant to think Balders Gate 3 "romances" are the best outcome, where they're all infertile and constantly talking about their time on the wiener carousel but we get to see them naked.
If you bought this game, you have absolutely no right to complain about it. You are the problem.
same reason reviewers praised the homosexual episode of the last of us tv show.
pandering to mentally ill people.
>let’s make it about climate change because it’s such an elementary school topic to talk about
Bravo Neil.
He’s not a good writer the only reason the first game made it is because he had the entire studio and Bruce acting as tard wrangler. The first season of the show only had the hood will it did is because normies have no taste, but they also like wholesome hugbox shit and considering the sequel is the exact opposite of that they’re going to most likely have a far stronger reaction to season 2.
I mean you "need" it if you want to actually have a good time
Mechanically you don't "need" it
nah, mate, i was being moronic
i read "need lube for foreplay"
Many did. Zionism is not a democracy.
MMMMM CRUSTY
i can't play this in front of my roommates. best to just wait for for steallar based.
>Two second awkward sex scene
Yeah its weird but you're a snowflake for making it seem like a bigger deal than it is op.
> My message to the Naughty Dog israelites
I never played TLOU2 but isn't it the point of a lot of the game to make you uncomfortable? Then the scene did its job.
yeah it's intentionally awkward and weird and is representative of years of built up tension and unresolved emotions between the two
gamers are just manchildren who can't emotionally navigate anything more complex than anime games and they are personally offended by the idea of people they're not attracted to having sex (which means everyone who isn't an anime doll)
All the more reason for it not to be fricking anal.
And be honest, nobody wants to see people who they aren't attracted to having sex.
This goes for coomers, normalgays, and prudes.
it literally isn't anal, there is nothing there to suggest that it is other than shitposters who claim abby is trans
The face she makes looks like a rough anal insert face. That and the fart she lets out after its over.
well we would assume it's veganal but that would be literally impossible. are you stupid?
the best part about this meme is that it's working
I've seen impressionable morons irl, lefties at that, who thought abby was mtf
>it's SUPPOSED to be bad
It's funny, for the big list of things I loathed about this game, the awkward sex scene barely registers. The only thing that makes it stupidly gratuitous imo is that it was a follow-up to a conversation where you think they're finally finally going to show an iota of self-awareness with Owen calling out Abby on the stupidity of the murder-suicide mission that had them torture an old man to death and then act surprised when his pissed off daughter and brother shows up.
But then the fighting abruptly stops cause I guess recalling that horrible memory got them both really horny.
She looks like she is in distress... Is it entered in the wrong location?
I unironically jerk offd to this the moment I saw it, and I regret nothing.
Do women actually like getting fricked in the ass?
>We get to see Abby's "breasts" but not Ellies
Life is unfair
>western game devs: JUST WATCH PORN IF YOU WANT HOT WOMEN
>also western vidya devs:
What's this face trying to convey?
>So crusty
Jews hate beauty and revel in depravity.
It's funny how this scene is explicit but there's no Ellie/Dina scene earlier in the game. US lefties make no fricken sense. You either go romantic or go full blown like the French Titane FFS.
Dever is known from Justified you philistine.
loretta is basically trailer trash Ellie
>2010
Whoa there gramps
cheeks = BUSTED
The had anal, right? Why on the spot surprise anal? You can’t do that, especially in a filthy apocalypse. Makes no sense why they did anal instead of normal wet c**t sex.
to demoralize you
Frick.
That's all this Woke shit is. Demoralization and normalization of a degenerate act or belief.
Why does she have literally 0 breasts?
So Neill Cuckmann loves a fricking troony?
I bet he didn't shit right for 7 straight days after this stunning frick.
I'm not going to lie, she has nice pecs
I never played the game, but was this a case of b***h just needed a little dick?
Why would there even be sprinters at this point?
its for leftists
>no one wanted to pingpong ball this scene so Cuckmann had to run two takes solo effectively pretending to plow his own ass
most normal adults don't have a problem with some fairly explicit sex scenes in their media.
americans are brain damaged by their protestant roots into being prudes, and Gankerners are likely to be virgins who will never even get a chance at a woman as attractive as abby.
of course you guys sperg out about this shit.
>APU OVER HERE APU
>*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*
he base
you just don't get it, this scene is a metaphor for
er
anal
actually I retract my statement, this scene is a metaphor for gay sex because revenge is gay