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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he grixis when he's actually boros (The literal Good Cops) in game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is what became of him after the scouts came roonin back to the gates

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What part of this card is black? Haste is red and copying spells is red/blue.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Copying targets is black

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since when?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          2023
          https://scryfall.com/card/one/205/kaya-intangible-slayer
          2021
          https://scryfall.com/card/vow/108/dreadfeast-demon
          https://scryfall.com/card/khm/114/valki-god-of-lies-tibalt-cosmic-impostor

          they can copy spells in 1995 https://scryfall.com/card/ons/132/chain-of-smog

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's creating tokens, not copying spells.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              my bad i misread it

              either way
              https://scryfall.com/card/stx/81/plumb-the-forbidden
              https://scryfall.com/card/ema/96/malicious-affliction
              + Casualty mechanic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Self-copying spells isn't quite the same thing as copying an existing other spell. Zevlor just doesn't really do anything specifically in black. It might just be to give him a third colour, that happens sometimes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not really copying an opponent's spell. That's sacrificing cards to multiply its effectiveness.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Self-replication
                I once again accept your concession

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Card in the OP does self-replication for your own spells

                I accept your concession

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >card a replicates card b
                not self replication
                kys

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it doesn't require a target to copy so its self replication

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                but it needs a second object in the link to copy that object. why am i even arguing with this dogshit bait man, i need to go to sleep. goodnight anon hope you choke on your breakfast tomorrow, not bad enough to kill you just enough to severely inconvenience you

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it literally slaps self-replicating copy ability onto every spell
                it doesn't even make a trigger before copying, it copies go straight onto the stack after the first spell

                its a black card

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it doesn't. It doesn't give those spells the ability to copy themselves, Zevlor copies them after they are cast via a delayed trigger. Now, if it was something like "the next spell you cast has Casualty x" then I'd agree on the black identity. But no, zevlor is the source of the spell copying. He is not giving the spells the ability to copy themselves, he is copying them as soon as they are cast. This is a very important distinction to make.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I had dumb fricks like this to play magic with, since they dont know the difference between copying a spell and creating a token. The dude I normally play mtg with can read, but this homie right here? nah. If he was in one of my pods I'd win faster.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            this moron just did an oracle search for "copy" on black cards and completely disregarded the context

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of copy cards are blue you fricking low IQ mf.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Copying is primary blue, secondary red. Not black at all.

        2023
        https://scryfall.com/card/one/205/kaya-intangible-slayer
        2021
        https://scryfall.com/card/vow/108/dreadfeast-demon
        https://scryfall.com/card/khm/114/valki-god-of-lies-tibalt-cosmic-impostor

        they can copy spells in 1995 https://scryfall.com/card/ons/132/chain-of-smog

        >orzhov, also more reanimation than copying
        >rakdos, also shapeshifting not proper copying
        >self-replication
        >self-replication
        I accept your concession

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Copying is typically associated with blue.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since when?

        You're confused. Black stealing things is real life, not the TCG.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one was talking about stealing things but that is blue/red's job too. Blue can steal things forever and red can steal them for a single turn.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spreading the pain, I think. Red and blue both copy, but they tend to copy in more broad ways. Black copying specifically to spread it to 'all opponents' is probably a thing they do. I dunno. Might just be to have a third colour.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're more likely to have single target spells with devastating effects in black than any other color.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is he grixis when he's actually boros (The literal Good Cops) in game

      It's for Commander, the black is solely so you can add good black cards to copy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its for le color identity!!!
        made-for-commander cards are a mistake

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, I agree, I'm just telling you why it's black

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Northing. WotCjust doesn't give a frick about colours anymore.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: homosexuals not realizing that Hasbros of the Coast dont understand dnd or magic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I wish my grandma was like that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was hot until the total view revealed a generic mid 30yo hag and a guy pretending to be moronic

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda weird how many spoilers were in this set

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC it's just based on Act I, so everything else was just WotC fanfic. Zevlor is a Paladin and breaks free from the Absolute or dies.
      Lae'zel is called Vlaakith's Chosen, despite Vlaakith really not giving a frick about Lae'zel and she ends up in a crusade against Vlaakith.
      Shadowheart is called "Shar's Justicar" but that only happens if you purposefully want her to go bad.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of copying spells, I need a funny name for my eternal dominion copying deck

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't video games, so frick off all of ye.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    real talk, why doesn't wotc add some mtg spells to d&d? like it's just weird how we've had basically the same spell list for decades when they own an entire property that does nothing but invent spells

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cast Boomerang on the evil lord
      >he no longer has a swamp fortress
      >a minute later it comes back
      Yeah, that'd be a weird spell for a D&D game.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It was always gonna be Gideon dying for Liliana, Liliana was just too popular to bite it. Same reason why I'm pretty sure Jace is fine (and probably not even desparked), I'm fairly confident the Lorwyn 5 will never truly be gone. Garruk's absent, but they'll do SOMETHING with him soon enough.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being desparked means nothing considering normies can now transverse the planes. The desparking just means they can be your commander the next time they show up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        True enough. It's a weird decision anyway. Feels like nobody's really happy with it, especially because there's no real reason it happened, it just kinda 'did'.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jace is all but replaced by Teferi at this point.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's not and teferi is desparked

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jace did frickall in the last 3 years, the only time before he try stick his dick in the sylex was in Zendikar when he got his shit pushed in by Nissa and Nahiri. It was also the last time he was on the cover of a Standard product.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Jace does kinky psychic shit in bed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIWTWM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jace kicks Lilliana to the curb when her crazy evil granny phase starts and gets a cute monster girl wife
      Biggest upgrade.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon she's been an evil crazy granny since the start, she just hid it well.
        It's still funny to me that Brandon Sanderson came in and made them a book for free just to make a character that's specifically built to shit on Lili for how moronic she is.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the descriptions always so bad in MTG? This reads like some lawyer shit that u need to read 7 times to even get what its trying to say

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's difficult yo understand? seems simple to me. Are you one of those morons who doesn't understand chains of mephistopheles?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gotten worse over the years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're an idiot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It all being one sentence makes it a bit hard for new people to fully grasp, if that's what you mean. The reason that they do this is because it all needs to be a single effect, if there's a period in there then it's two separate things that happen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People shitting on you but this effect had to be restated in a more understanding way after it was revealed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's child's play for someone that comes from yugioh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its garbage game from garbage company, thats why

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troonymander

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >each other opponent
    stopped reading there

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put a "then" after the first comma and "put into a graveyard" is now "dies"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"put into a graveyard" is now "dies"
        wrong

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is for creatures, ever since Innistrad.
          Also applies to planeswalkers since 2019 or so.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong, put into the graveyard is specific, it means when spells like leyline of the void are in play killing the creatures won't trigger the effect, because they never enter the graveyard

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is for creatures, ever since Innistrad.
              Also applies to planeswalkers since 2019 or so.

              >"put into a graveyard" is now "dies"
              wrong

              Put a "then" after the first comma and "put into a graveyard" is now "dies"

              in this case, it should be "for each creature sacrificed this way"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's different

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what the card would be like if it was a real one, like Siphon Flesh.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

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