You literally have no excuse

You literally have no excuse

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My excuse is that I play video games and this clearly isn't video games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp. VNs aren't games because they don't have any gameplay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has game in the title and clearly has video.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS and 3DS games lose their soul when played on a single screen and I'm not even a toddler

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      VLR has a save corruption glitch on 3DS
      They never patched it
      Some fans made a launcher that duplicates your save before launching, but if you play a couple hours in one sitting it can't get your back.
      VLR objectively better on PC
      999 dual screen finale highly overrated

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played all 3 years ago on the DS, Vita, and 3DS respectively. I can't even imagine trying to play the first game without a second screen.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    999 needs to be played on a dual screen system to best take advantage of the story telling, same with TWEWY
    VLR is good to play on pc thoughbeit

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how's that troonycalization doe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t change anything, Uchi games are just like that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      feel free to switch the language to Japanese, anonsama.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        feel free to tie a noose around your neck, climb on a chair and jump, troony

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bottom screen being Akane's perspective is an interesting twist but since you play as Junpei his matters more.
    It's also a great example of not design your twists around hardware gimmicks.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already watched a streamer play it

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried to get midwits to play it. They get bored by the science fiction stuff. Not enough wacky weeb tropes

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i already played Ever17 and this is just a shittier version that re-uses one of it's weaker twists.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie Ever 17 doesn't even have gameplay, not sure why people keep pushing this meme.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter literally any room
    >characters start reciting wikipedia pages to me about ice and boats
    shut the FRICK UP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOUL

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUMPY

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my excuse is the nonary game version sucks and 999 has to be played first on a ds. this is fine for a replay or something though

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I already played it years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      umisisters...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        umineko is a love story

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        umineko is a love story

        Umineko is a lobotomy and HRT treatment in video game format.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only if you misunderstand it hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GAA1 in D
      God I thought I was the only one, was astonished how bored I was for most of the time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know if this guy payed umineko who would either put it in s or f and not on between

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he would put episode 7 in S tier and the rest in f tier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Open Image
      >Danganronpa 1 not at the bottom
      >Close image

      Unironically might be he worst-written game I've ever played. It should be used a crash course on how not to write anything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was supposed to be a comedy then people took it seriously

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should try RainCode which is boring on top

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, I was so spoiled that my intro to these games was 999 and Ace Attorney

      It literally only got worse from there

      God I wish I could forget 999 so I could experience it again for the first time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your problem with gnosia?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you ever play Paranormasi0wpyght?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your Turn to Die needs to be F- tier until the c**t actually fricking finishes it, literally YEARS waiting for the last fricking part

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Paradise Killer
      I was thinking of playing that one, seems alright, I know that there's no deduction at all, which makes it a bad "detective game" but I still want to try it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really shouldn't even be in that pic. The VN aspects are perfunctory at best. It's pretty much a chill collectathon with no fail state -- neither the platforming nor the conversations can be botched. A great game to relax and unwind tho, I miss exploring that island.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's very hard to describe, but I didn't like it. That's just a personal feeling, though.

        Did you ever play Paranormasi0wpyght?

        Not yet.

        What's your problem with gnosia?

        Just missing something. It's still fine, but a lot of the characters feel pointless, and some of the mysteries aren't paid off well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool world and music
        the aesthetic reminds me of a suda game for some reason
        but yeah the mystery sucks because you get the same ending no matter what

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never see anyone talk about Process od Elimination, it was ok maybe even good 7/10. The protaganist was a huge wimp though, might as well been a woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ghost trick
      >not SSS tier
      bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dangaronpa 1 that high
      99% of the game is about MC shouting at morons for getting basic facts wrong.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        perfect Ganker self-insert

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your turn to die still unfinished?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell ye

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One, shill, it's not vidya, it's a fricking 'cyoa book'
    Two, shill, it's shit in general
    Three, shill, it's best to pirate such fake games

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem i tried to play the pc and vita version but sometime the game just switch from Junpei to Akane narration on its own and it triggers the shit out of me

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who localised this game, Ben Bateman, is woke and has bragged on twitter about being thankful he can remove the "sexism and racism" out of the japanese games he localises

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      uchikoshi’s Twitter is the exact same. He turned snake gay via a poll

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I might get wet down there
    I died of cringe when I read that conversation.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    refusing to play the inferior version is a valid excuse. The DS version's font is pure SOVL
    >verification not required

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the real advantage to the DS version is the uniquely pitched voice blips.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My excuse is that the DS version is better & 3DS is probably the mostwhile gaming device to buy alongside a pc

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My excuse is that 999 is not even a good VN and the series only gets worse from there. Read better VNs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pic unrelated

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pic related, SG is based.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least 999 is an actual game rather than a glorified book.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the last one is bad

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    999 was "alright" but didn't really sell me enough that I'd want to replay it or play the sequels.
    The clumsy exposition dumps in particular really take me out of it.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine playing Zero Escape

    https://varishangout.com/index.php?attachments/0f9cbr2-1-png.16765/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao enjoy the game then, just don't get upset when you see when the localisers did to it.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to play a nonbinary game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOW WE FORGE IT, THE THIRD GENDER

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paypig

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And he wonders why VNs are dying.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it already but Uchikoshi went 100% twittarded progressive I shouldn't have gotten it

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't trust the homosexuals recomending the DS version, steam version is superior in every way and doesn't force you to waste your time replaying the same route/rooms/dialogue several times for the true ending.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS version is better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it does the twist better. that's it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better mixing on the music too

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have 5.99 reasons

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the moron chirps in

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The non-binary games
    No thanks

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't the newest game pozzed as hell?
    So, no thanks.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't play the DS version you didn't play the game.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    the shit artstyle and doesn't even look like a videogame

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy filtered

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have 6 dollars.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't I watch it on youtube and get the same experience?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something compelled you to post in this thread instead of doing that.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    raging loop shits the bed?

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    999's ending and the whole plot as a result sucks, making the game shit
    cool presentation and music but thats about it

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beat the first one
    >Junpei and girl I forgot the name of that was supposedly dead or whatever don't end up fricking
    >google "do Junpei and girl end up fricking"
    >get the ending of the next two games spoiled immediately without even clicking a link
    >She's a prostitute that just uses Junpei
    >Junpei never gets pussy
    Yeah. First game was fine but I don't feel like playing the second or third. I'm good. have a nice day btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      depending on the spoiler the actual events of the games have their own surprises.
      akane is literally whatever considering the direction ZTD went.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Longtime lurker. Went through this dumb captcha to post for first time.

    Nonary games 1 and 2 are fricking fantastic. Please buy them.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >without HRT it cannot be seen
    Go back to your general

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any good dragon ball VNs?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    999>ZTD>VLR

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