>you look like a cut of frickable meat

>you look like a cut of frickable meat
How do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      unga bunga builds in video games are always kino
      there's something about reverting back to your natural biological caveman instincts about just smashing shit that feels so damn good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just give him bigger numbers? A resistance to melee damage and gun damage?

      Haha, that's my webm from release. He was such a weenie then and the fight is a lot different now. Although the game is still pretty easy on Very Hard, at release it was very very easy.

      I am doing blunt again because I can't stop smashing and it's even MORE fun now with the new finishers and Quake and stuff

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        throwing people looks cool
        ever thrown someone in the air and shot him before he fell?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep walking, you AI generated failure.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was he fixed in 2.0 or he's still a joke.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks 🙂

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't even have a dick

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw missed the initial shock impact of this because I was in analysis mode instead

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anime makes him look huge and unstoppable, utterly tears apart a military grade supersuit
    >in the game he's barely taller than me and I can 1v1 him with a burger in my gut and a bat in my hand

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's how game balance works, anon. Did you forget that he also shoulder-checked your moving car after Konpeki Plaza? It's called storytelling, he's objectively the strongest enemy in the game, and they're hyping that up. Of course you can beat him to death with a bat when you're relying on RPG numbers as opposed to actual physical attributes and skill.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon you can still create a scaled or otherwise crafted experience to make that gameplay encounter match the apparent menace.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just give him bigger numbers? A resistance to melee damage and gun damage?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Y-you too."

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This line of dialogue proves that normalgays overhype these talentless Polish hacks too much.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual AIDSBlack person

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    whatever the game forces me to say, it's not a RPG after all

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give him my number
    >0121DoOne

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cant respond. Especially when he turns out to be 100% correct and evelyn gets pretty much raped to death (she commits suicide but its because she got raped to near death)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine killing yourself over having had sex.
      Certified femoid moment.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elvis is shit

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and just walk away.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just burst out laughing the moment he says it, maybe even before he's finished the sentence.
    I walk away laughing.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're too short

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I be mad? It's a compliment.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y-you too!

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like you were written by an edgy middle-schooler

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my place later tonight?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "You don't."

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    throw chibi ass at his face

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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