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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I like it.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good to me.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely love that gator. I've been struggling to find a visualization for anthropomorphic crocodilians that isn't too humanoid, because being low to the ground and having stubby legs is to integral to their overall look, and maybe the solution was as simple as just having regular crocs stand upright. The arms look -too- stubby, though--he can't even draw his own sword like that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe that’s part of his plan? He seems like such a dastardly trickster that’d fool someone into believing that the sword he can’t reach is a threat to the less brave. It hides the real threat from the ones brave and foolish enough to try and get in close because he’s “unarmed”, only to fall into his jaws. A rakish rogue that one.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Excellent point.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're so right

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What makes it "peak"?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand, based.
    On the other hand, you have been posting about Wind in the Willows for years at this point anon. Is this some sort of autistic fascination or what?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think it’s just him, the last time I saw this image posted it was me in response to someone talking about Grippli, I think quite a few people are autistic about this book. It was one I grew up with as a child but I reread it again about two years ago (again a few months ago) and found it to be genuinely moving, particularly the chapters focused on Ratty and Mole

      >be said party
      >see picrel floating down the river towards you
      Wat do?

      Invite them to a picnic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not OP but wind in the willows fricks. Also not a furry and only mildly autistic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        mildly autistic non-furries are the biggest fans of TWITW

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      First, nice trips. I am OP. I had no idea about there being some autist on here spamming it. I may need to lurk more.
      I just was thinking about it and the River Friends are actually a pretty decent adventuring party.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Owls can't turn their eyes, pic ruined

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What you actually end up playing.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very based, but only if neither your players nor the GM are furhomosexuals.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he couldn't answer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someday you'll be a mod, and then you'll finally have your revenge on all the threads you're uninterested in.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someday you'll learn how to answer simple questions, instead of addressing assumptions you made up in your head.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe for ROOT

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be said party
    >see picrel floating down the river towards you
    Wat do?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask Werner Herzog where he got all of that expensive camera equipment from.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        U just knoe.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hef been tu the vwild vwood in the serch off the h'ill-lusive mister bedger at furst all vwe found vwas vweasels ahnd sneow, h'until my companyon tripped h'on a door skraypah

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        U just knoe.

        Did he like infamously steal his camera or something?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine a Badger movie, made by and with Herzog doing off-camera narration..

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did state in an interview that people who really are passionate about making movies should be willing to take some risks to get it done, yes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He acquired it through the murder-robbery of a family of well to do chickens.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the classes?
    I think Toad is a bard, Rat and Badger both seem like rangers to me, I’m not sure about Mole
    Maybe rat is a swashbuckler actually

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it very amusing that /tg/ has become such a dead board, that the immediate assumption is that everyone who posts a specific topic must always be the exact same person.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the immediate assumption is that everyone who posts a specific topic must always be the exact same person.
      schizos like you say this about every post on every board

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it very amusing that an OP can make a qualitative assertion without elaborating, then when he personally is challenged to elaborate on his assertion, he's nowhere to be found, while a bunch of morons suddenly appear to deflect in his stead.
      Isn't that funny?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its more a sign /tg/ needs purging or restructuring. This board is essentially dead if you post a topic that isn’t one of bumpgay’s autistic interests or a general thread, because there are so many generals it leaves like 10 slots for real threads and bumpgay basically murders every slow thread by keeping his zombie-threads up as long as possible.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Back in the day, a single person would never be allowed to become the uncontested god of an entire board who freely determines what its catalog looks like. I don't understand how something like this can happen.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Worthless one line starter fire and forget threads that attract similar worthless but continuous prolonged commentary have been the norm for years the only option is to hide them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone who'd shit on them/shot them down retreated to generals and thus doesn't ever have to see it because everyone is tucked away in their own mini community.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mate I've posted twice. Once the OP and once a second ago. Meds please.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This board is surging with schizo's lately

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here you seem a sensible fellow. What's all this stuff about /tg/ being taken over by some autist? I am not here all the time. I am usually /k/. I've noticed a lot of generals and generally moronic threads recently when I drop on here though. I'm currently feeling like someone who has gone back to a favourite place they haven't been in years to find it now full of junkies and on fire.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are plenty of posting patterns you can discern to be the same anons, but no one autist has taken over the board, it's mainly just schizo ramblings of disillusioned zoomers that accuse everyone of being the same person. If anything schizo belligerent zoomers have been derailing discussion more than the regular posters

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well that makes sense. Reminds me of /k/ and everyone calling everyone else arma-tard who probably wasn't even in the thread in the first place. Ta.

                Anyway, back on topic, I've been sort of thinking Wild's End (pic rel) would make for an awesome setting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The closest thing we have to that is probably Noldorgay

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frog
    >but no toad
    Best I can give it is a 5/10

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homie

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but why does the house have a ballsack over the porch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's lucky Anon. Its what we had before truck balls.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ratty's house is built into the bank of the river, that's either an overhanging bit of earth or probably a tree root framing the top of his house.
      This image shows it better.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im pretty down. Let's go get back Toad Hall from those weasels.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we talking comfy gentlemanly shenanigans or can some inspiration from Redwall/the dog cavalryman from Labyrinth factor into this? Fighter ace bird war stuff?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the book is much to go on its gentlemanly shenanigans and rascally adventures over on undercurrent of existential longing for the past, the home you can never go back to, the wider world, and the divine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >over on undercurrent of existential longing for the past, the home you can never go back to, the wider world, and the divine

        Man I really need to reread this book. I can't remember the last time I even held a copy. Though I do have a very vivid memory of watching the Rankin Bass movie on a fall night over my cousins.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get one with the Ernest h Shepard illustrations, they’re great and had approval from the author
          If you’re going to watch a movie version I’d suggest the 90s animation starring Alan Bennett, Michael Palin, Michael Gambon, and Rik Mayall. That version keeps (most of) the episodic more conceptual chapters which a lot of versions leave out to focus on the more clear road narrative

          [...]
          wat book

          The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >road narrative
            Toad narrative, though it does involve plenty of roads to be sure

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >over on undercurrent of existential longing for the past, the home you can never go back to, the wider world, and the divine

        Man I really need to reread this book. I can't remember the last time I even held a copy. Though I do have a very vivid memory of watching the Rankin Bass movie on a fall night over my cousins.

        wat book

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yer razzing me right? What do they teach you people in school these days?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you call this aesthetic? It's perfectly cozy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      turn of the century England
      Right before ww1 ruined everything for everyone for ever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Before the war made all Europe go insane-ism.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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