You might not like it, but anthromons are peak starter design.

You might not like it, but anthromons are peak starter design.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you name all the anthromon starters?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blaziken
      Infernape
      Delphox
      Greninja
      Incineroar
      Decidueye
      Cinderace
      Inteleon
      Meowscarada
      Quaqaval
      Admittedly some drop the ball a bit (Quaqaval and Greninja) but overall the best starters are the anthropomorphic ones.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blaziken
        she have talons tho
        >Infernape
        she's a monkey, monkeys cant be anthro
        >Delphox
        >Greninja
        >Incineroar
        >Decidueye
        nothing humanlike about her
        >Cinderace
        >Inteleon
        >Meowscarada
        >Quaqaval

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she have talons tho
          >she
          homosexual

          >she's a monkey, monkeys cant be anthro
          >she
          homosexual

          >nothing humanlike about her
          >her
          homosexual

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?
            where's your arguments? i only see homosexualism slurs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Since when is liking women a homosexual thing??

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          anthro means human-like
          I dont see why talons are an immediate disqualification. it just means something roughly human in form.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blaziken
        badass fire chicken
        >Infernape
        monke
        >Delphox
        furgay trash
        >Greninja
        kino
        >Incineroar
        cool despite bara bait
        >Decidueye
        pretty good
        >Cinderace
        It's alright, not phenomenal
        >Inteleon
        I softened up to it, it's somewhat cool
        >Meowscarada
        kind of trash but it's O K
        >Quaqaval
        I thought it looked dumb at first but its kind of cool

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know some delphox gays are going to come at me so let me rephrase, the design itself is not the absolute worst but its not a good design for a pokemon, its just furry bait for coomers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blaziken
        My least favorite of that gen but still great
        >Infernape
        Too on the nose
        >Delphox
        Ugly furry shit
        >Greninja
        Shillmon but I like it anyway
        >Incineroar
        Ugliest starter ever created
        >Decidueye
        Too on the nose
        >Cinderace
        Yikes
        >Inteleon
        Worst starter in the worst gen
        >Meowscarada
        Furry shit but I like it anyway
        >Quaqaval
        Yikes
        Now post quadrupeds

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Worst starter in the worst gen
          Why bring up Samurott out of nowhere?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one likes your awful OC Raphael Borg.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then how come KANTOOOOOOOOOO doesnt have any anthro starters?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's oldgen slop, a remake would redesign the starters to be cooler and more anthropomorphic and less like fat losers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the most shilled kanto starter is charizard, an anthro bipedal lizard
      Try again.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meowscarada is better

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only fighting type pokemon should be anthro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Psychic(for magic hand gestures and wands/staffs)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was never a rule stating that. Electabuzz is from the 1st gen and is not fighting or psychic

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad I never use startermons AHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have NEVER used porygon-z either

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's an objective lie, I used one in Legends Arceus all the way to the end of the game!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ya know I'm starting to think Porygon might be my favorite pokemon and its entire line.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Porygon Z is worse than Porygon2 with eviolite

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking furry homosexual have a nice day

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might as well not start off with a Pokemon if you're just going to use a person in battle. Give the players a bunny-ears hat and have them go kick Pokemon themselves.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Monsters can't be human-like
      I imagine you would lose your shit over Frankenstein or in Pokemon, Machamp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is Pocket monsters not monsters, yes frankenstein would be a bad pokemon because it isnt a pocket monster!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You would be great at sporting events because you can pull off mental gymnastics very well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            frankenstein is a horror monster and a humanoid
            yes it would be jarring to have it in a series with monsters like pikachu or ratata
            >inb4 ghost types
            yeah something like gengar doesnt fit into the prior criteria because its too soft and round to be a horror-eque monster

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you are deliberately ignoring the many humanoid Pokemon in Gen 1 that by your logic shouldn't be a Pokemon.
              Alakazam, Machamp, Hypno, Mr. Mime, Jynx, Hitmonchan, etc.
              If they were Pokemon from the start, then there is no rule saying humanoid Pokemon can't exist, they are perfectly fine in this franchise.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jinx
                >mr mime
                >hitmonchan
                >machamp
                yes unironicly they shouldnt be pokemon
                the rest are monsterous enough to not be anthros

                [...]

                as a mythical or legendary it would be fine, but not as a starter or wild pokemon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, but they are from the 1st generation which means that they are by definition a part of what can be a Pokemon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oldslop.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What is Type-Null

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon shouldnt be furries you shitter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buff furry vs twink furry
          Theres no difference, now kys

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He Cute

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anthro starters are... LE GOOD!
    >chooses the worst one to represent them
    SS gays have bad taste

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Protean
      >Libero
      OPS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had both of them on my team in my SV dlc playthrough

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agree, but not cindercuck though

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flops

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry ugly jobmons but we all know kaijukino cannot be beat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You lost already shitmon

        >ashnime
        >meaning anything
        kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, the anime's canons and what's possible are completely different from the game, just like how the cards have their own canon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice cope shitmon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You lost already shitmon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >post the loser replaced by a skyscraper/bridge

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love him

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinderace is a pedophile testicle kicker, I hate that thing so much. Cinderace legit makes me super uncomfortable.

    That being said I like Jynx which everyone else seems to hate. What's wrong with Jynx?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love anthromons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gosh I want to breed those two at the front so much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twink Squad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twink Squad

      The Shillmon Squad™

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinderace is Yami Yugi

    And Based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's actually Captain Tsubasa and Gouenji as a rabbit

      Rabbit is a meme. People only like him because of his feet.

      I like him because of the anime

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he watches the anime
        Are you 12

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rabbit is a meme. People only like him because of his feet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys coombrain, the rabbit is cool to me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't be here if all you thought about it was "cool". Like, are you 12 also?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anthros and kaijus can coexist, they shouldn't need to fight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and Truthpilled

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like both of these starters, so I agree

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    all three of them are abortions so I don't really mind which you hate the most

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This FRICK RilaSHART.

    [...]
    all three of them are abortions so I don't really mind which you hate the most

    True, the cereal box furry mascots have got to go.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eeveelutions are hotter

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IvyGOD
    HELP ME

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than I*****r

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