You murdered 47 people then used a scyther to cut up the bodies and fed them to tepigs.

You murdered 47 people then used a scyther to cut up the bodies and fed them to tepigs. But you defeated me in a pokemon battle so you are free to go. Here's four thousand dollars for causing you trouble.

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a coomer but if someone rapes another, and the cops (jenny) comes after them, do they just frick off after they body the cops (jenny) in a pokemon battle? Like, do all the criminals run rock types to counter the cops (jenny) growlithe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baae jenny is like the average cop equiped with a 9mm pistol (growlithe). If she gets beaten she'll call for reinforcements and you're gonna get assraped by a pack of RK9s - your shitty gravelers (cause you have no friends) are gonna get fricking bulldozed to death by the dogs (more than 6)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >graveler used magnitude
        >fire dogs kneel

        i have 5 more btw and they all know explosion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >graveler used mag-
          >NOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOGS ARE FASTER??? NOOOOO MY GRAVELERS NOOOOO GET AWAY FROM MY butthole AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH
          Your gravelers never had a chance to attack in the first place.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >speed
            >NOOO WHY DIDNT IT DIE???
            >REEEE MY DOGGERINO

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              First arcanine drain the HP, second arcanine finishes it. There goes your plan on bombing the White House

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but what about the other gravelers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Extremespeed. Rinse repeat. Or you can pressure them to explode before they reach the White House

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably call in reinforcements.
      If you beat the reinforcements, more reinforcements.
      They're bound to wear you down eventually.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        99x full restores

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They take you to prison in a cutscene while this music plays

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hoenn Anabel is cuter.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please be my wife!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm this begs some questions that need answers. Pokemon are beings with mysterious powers. Many of them can even produce devastating moves such as Earthquake, Hyper Beam, and Explosion, which is totally logical to regard individual Pokemon as a living weapon. A single rampaging lvl50 final evo Pokemon can easily level half of a city to the ground if no one stop it. And yet, even preschoolers are allowed to own such powerful weapons and bring them everywhere they go like pets. So, no wonder criminal organizations like Team Rocket can easily rise to prominence as each of its team member carry at least a Pokemon with them while committing crimes. Yet police force is effectively nowhere to be seen in games while Officer Jenny only serve as a filler character who appear 'just because'. How can the world of Pokemon achieve the peace and prosperity that the games and anime has shown us? Feels like a big ass contradictory world that is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone should address this novel idea with a fangame or romhack that's dark and serious and full of death and crime

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised they didn't address this Anabel storyline in the anime.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Build foranal domination

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno man, I've lost track the number of times I've beat someone in a fight and they just continued doing what they were planning on doing.

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