>You need 3 arms to use this controller.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hated these souless trash controllers

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was able to use it just fine as a kid, maybe you're moronic?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ez filter

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two troony hands

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troony
      >can't stop thinking about them
      Don't jizz your pants there

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only time this ever was an issue for me was the codes in Shadows of the Emprie, had to my nose to nudge the stick left and right while holding all those other buttons

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most N64 games did not use the dpad in tandem with the joystick

    So really you just had to grip the right side as you would any other controller.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're supposed to fit the analog stick under your foreskin and use your wiener to control it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I don't have a foreskin

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're handicapped?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, mutilated
          thanks to my parents, moloch, gehenna and phoenicians
          thank moloch, I love it

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/3 of your arms trooned out bro

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have four arms
    Sorry to hear that, good luck with life

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomers confused at the notion of changing hands positions.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost no game worth playing used the d pad. The only one I can think of that used it primarily was kirby 64

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not that difficult to work out you vile little runts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unable to use 5 buttons
      Lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he cant use the d-pad, start, a or b, or the left trigger. ridiculous

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still moronic and makes no sense. Makes the platform even worse than current Xbox.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes perfect sense. Up until then, game controllers had either a directional pad or a control stick. It wasn't assumed that players or developers would ever need to use both at the same time. To this day, people still debate on the optimal button, stick, pad placement. Giving the pad and stick their own handles means both are placed in the optimal resting thumb position.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not a single N64 game used a d pad and the stick at the same time.

          Holy copium

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a single N64 game used a d pad and the stick at the same time.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should have been another pair of two buttons by the dpad to allow for interchangeable handedness.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no controllers for us tentacle bros
    Life is suffering

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Freeman would do well to not shoot the magic.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who was just playing Banjo-Tooie on one half an hour ago, you absolutely do not.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idiots, use your penis. You're supposed to hold the controller near your crotch for a reason.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue.

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