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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *supports Israel in front of him*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      XD fr fr
      BOFL

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember eating like 50 crunchy chickens

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mfw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You only need to eat 11 if you're fully good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chow down the entire supply
      >forgot to wake him up so he can actually see it
      eurhgurgurgrughruhuhgrug

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never got this meme. Do americans not know that draino exists? There is acid specifically formulated to dissolve oils and fats in drains. This isn't some ebin prank to pull on the landlord when he's being a nonce. Once you move out they'll just pour draino down the drain irregardless of whether you did that or not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they'll just pour draino down the drain irregardless
        lol no they won't
        that's incredibly optimistic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Draino is the lazy mans cleaner. I don't see why that wouldn't be even the lowest effort landlords first answer to any overflowing drain complaint, even in cases where it exacerbates the problem
          It's like the "turn it off and on again" of plumbing.
          Apparently not in america though, which I just learned today.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A result of scarcity in a capitalist society is a practice that I like to describe as 'nothing will get done until after someone b***hes for the fourth time and threatens legal action or violence'. Welcome to America. Stay strapped or get clapped. Don't come here we don't want you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about the individual houses, it's about the sewage system getting gunked up when everyone does that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a chemist, but wouldn't the acid dissolving the oil help break down the fatbergs as well? Even if only slightly.
          Either way those chaps are doing gods work down there.
          Sewer Cleaner Sim when? Could be a kino game, going to famous sewers throughout the world.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The amount of draino you would have to use to dissolve a fatberg would damage the pipes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a stove pipe hat wearing cackling maniacally rich landlord, i can tell you paying lawyers to make such scoundrel behavior the tenants problem brings no end of pleasure to me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't a landlord. Tenants fricking shit up is unironically annoying as frick, especially when you are trying to deal with moronic contractors to repair all the broken shit while also getting the lease back on the market asap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna look up exactly what draino is. But you can use those things improperly. The pipes under my sink basically turned into rock which I had to hammer out.
        Wasn't enough flow and it all solidified even more instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was wondering that too, but then I realized this advice is for frickers who deep fry their food in half a gallon of oil and then dump that into the drain.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *divorces wife*

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S
    H
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  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >summon in a Fromsoftware game

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a pretty shitty game but it was my shitty game and it'll forever be top 3

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me every single night for the last 15 years.
      Teeth are starting to fall out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically makes me less worried about my teeth if it takes 15 years of neglect for this to happen. I'm always terrified one's just going to pop out because I don't floss enough.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think your diet and genetics matter more than brushing. Brushing is maintenance. What was gonna happen to your teeth is gonna happen anyway. No amount of flossing is going to revert an inverted tooth or repair cavities caused by a sugar-based diet.
          >t. bad brushing habits but nice teeth

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of mine popped out BECAUSE I flossed too much. Technically it was just a dental cap/crown on my tooth that came off but still

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lord Moldybutt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ANON NOOOO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rip bnuuy

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try to get your combat multiplier even higher.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chicken meatgrinder.webm

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cum in your mouth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no cum in mine instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >black
        cringe

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only on Ganker does a demon door thread devolve into plumbing

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was his intent to only kill the womenfolk?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR PATH IS ILLUMINATED. FANCY THAT. YOU WORKED IT OUT.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realize to come back and do this until like 3/4 the way into my first playthrough

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put my cold drink directly on the table instead of on the drink coaster.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use your stick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but what if you accidentally did something too evil and he ended up being disgusted with you enough that he didn't open the door?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always loved the music that played behind the Demon Doors

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm baby chickens.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melon

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blows up an ancient talking carving that wants you to commit evil. Wait wouldn't that be a great thing?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I need your shittiest take
    >no that's too shitty

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish a non-pozzed Fable game prequel to the first one, with armor and shield and jack of blades....

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