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No I dont
you don't remember this but now you will
i only remember the left one, what was the right one about?
right was so shit it made me appreciate left
Fucking Americans, can they only think in politics? fatass lard brain
Good one, anon.
We're due for another one soon, there's only a 5 or 6 year gap between the two movies
Though it will still probably not be competent
this was the only good scene in that shit movie and it's still entirely shit in the context of hitman
Brutal tie knot mogging
I can tell that the guy on the right is a manlet. Without knowing him or his height. What kind of magic is that?
The Right one was fucking awful. Downright fucking awful.
The Left one was.... not actually bad. I mean, kinda generic, but not bad. But it was far, FAR removed from what Hitman is.
The one on the left paid plenty of homsge to the games at least.
I'll be honest, I can't even really remember the one on the left anymore. I just remember seeing Olga's boobies and then jerking off to it.
He does the costume thing, hides guns in freezers and that stuff.
I can't remember either one but I know I've seen both.
I just knew one that had an asian love interest and her breasts were shown.
All I remember was the girl had dumb oc powers or something.
why does hollywood bastardize everything it touches? is it because they're all gay homofags who get off to children? I'll bet that's what it is.
Hi there, I'm Olga Kurylenko
You may remember me such films as Quantum of Solace, where I played the Russian prostitute. But did you know I also played the Russian prostitute in Max Payne, the Russian prostitute in Magic City, the Russian prostitute in Hitman, and the Russian prostitute in Seven Psychopaths?
She was suppose to have my babies
I think she charges extra for that
>reminding me of marky mark max payne
She's very pretty.
I can almost see the outline if her nipples
Second one was reminiscent of first games. Actors falling comically actually looked very similar to ragdoll of codename 47, i played that game a lot and recognized reference immideately.
Didn't know there was a second one. But the one on the left isn't bad honestly. In my memory it had some shitty romance plot, but rewatching it recently, I had remembered totally wrong. He literally thot patrols and turns down all of her advances constantly and just 100% focuses on his job.
What other video games would fit for a movie adaptation?
I know I've seen them but god do I not remember a single scene from them.
Were the people too fucking lazy to even give him a full shave?
Guy on the right looks like a British person at his soccer-buddiy's funeral
I don't want to
that live action youtube with the actual voice actors was pretty good. I think it was an ad by IOI
Haven't heard of right. The left one was kinda forgettable which makes it a 5/10. 6/10 what with standards of modern movie making turning to absolute shit
can't remember a single scene from them
Left was the best kind of cheesy movie.
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