You now remember the Hitman movies

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    No I dont

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    you don't remember this but now you will

    unironically kino

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i only remember the left one, what was the right one about?

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    right was so shit it made me appreciate left

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking Americans, can they only think in politics? fatass lard brain

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Good one, anon.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The irony…

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    We're due for another one soon, there's only a 5 or 6 year gap between the two movies

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wish
      Though it will still probably not be competent

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    this was the only good scene in that shit movie and it's still entirely shit in the context of hitman

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Brutal tie knot mogging

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell that the guy on the right is a manlet. Without knowing him or his height. What kind of magic is that?

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Right one was fucking awful. Downright fucking awful.

    The Left one was.... not actually bad. I mean, kinda generic, but not bad. But it was far, FAR removed from what Hitman is.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The one on the left paid plenty of homsge to the games at least.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be honest, I can't even really remember the one on the left anymore. I just remember seeing Olga's boobies and then jerking off to it.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          He does the costume thing, hides guns in freezers and that stuff.

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember either one but I know I've seen both.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    MovieS?
    I just knew one that had an asian love interest and her breasts were shown.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    All I remember was the girl had dumb oc powers or something.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why does hollywood bastardize everything it touches? is it because they're all gay homofags who get off to children? I'll bet that's what it is.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hi there, I'm Olga Kurylenko

    You may remember me such films as Quantum of Solace, where I played the Russian prostitute. But did you know I also played the Russian prostitute in Max Payne, the Russian prostitute in Magic City, the Russian prostitute in Hitman, and the Russian prostitute in Seven Psychopaths?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      She was suppose to have my babies

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think she charges extra for that

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >reminding me of marky mark max payne
      god dammit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      She's very pretty.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I can almost see the outline if her nipples

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Second one was reminiscent of first games. Actors falling comically actually looked very similar to ragdoll of codename 47, i played that game a lot and recognized reference immideately.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't know there was a second one. But the one on the left isn't bad honestly. In my memory it had some shitty romance plot, but rewatching it recently, I had remembered totally wrong. He literally thot patrols and turns down all of her advances constantly and just 100% focuses on his job.

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What other video games would fit for a movie adaptation?

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I know I've seen them but god do I not remember a single scene from them.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Were the people too fucking lazy to even give him a full shave?

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Guy on the right looks like a British person at his soccer-buddiy's funeral

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to
    that live action youtube with the actual voice actors was pretty good. I think it was an ad by IOI

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't heard of right. The left one was kinda forgettable which makes it a 5/10. 6/10 what with standards of modern movie making turning to absolute shit

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    not really
    can't remember a single scene from them

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Left was the best kind of cheesy movie.

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