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>You play games as a GIRL!
Haha, yeah I do.
The Sultan of Swat
THE SULTAN OF SWAT
you like to look at man ass the whole time you play?
>coomer cant even imagine playing a game. its all about staring at asses.
There can be quite a bit of downtime depending on the game you play. Might as well have some eye candy while trying to murder other players
This is the correct way to go about doing things. Didn't Kamiya get asked "why are these battle robots shaped like attractive women?" and his answer was "because they can and it looks good."
don't deny it anymore, you're a closeted chud
I'd like to believe you anon but as a fag, i have never picket the male option to because i want to stare at some man-ass
seriously why are you monkeys staring at your pc's ass while you play a video game? does being a virgin make you obsessed with sex?
Is that Richard Lynch as a kid?
there's the problem, you're a fuckin gay, no wonder girls ain't hot to ya
>I don't have gender dysphoria
chud groom image
i mean that argument in the first place is quite literally a chud argument
wouldn't be surprised if initially the people these kinds of threads were chuds themselves but considering how retarded Ganker is i also wouldn't be surprised if the tards here took it seriously
Take your pills Alice
im not delusional to believe that a character is me. I dont try to escape reality by trying to self insert my self into a video game. Does a film or book writer self insert to every single character they make? you can create a story forr a character that isnt you.
>I don't want to stare at a man's ass all day
This part is true
So don't stare at the man's ass. If you have to play as female characters just to avoid the temptation of staring at a man's ass, then you're a gay, simple as.
>can't help but stare at man ass if it's in front of him
When I play a 3rd person game I'm looking everywhere but the character's ass
ur a fag
Self inserting is the most pathetic thing ever. Like literal cuck tier.
>Self-insertion... le bad!
Why do trannies get so mad when you express your desire to play a game as an idealised/exaggerated version of yourself?
you're missing the point that they don't wanna be themselves in the first place
Most of these are crazy mental gymnastics but if you ONLY play as literally yourself in all RPGs you are the most boring motherfucker alive.
Trannies be like "at least I'm not boring"
Choosing a girl PC is a chud tendency
Way to defeat the point?
Now obviously that doesn't mean that you always need to pick characters that are the opposite to your sex. But the idea that you need some mental gymnastics to do so is just silly.
>Way to defeat the point?
Eat shit, gay
Being yourself isn't roleplaying.
You can be like yourself if you want. Just don't be yourself.
But since we've established that being yourself isn't roleplaying. This idea that you have to roleplay like yourself or else you're some fucking mental gymnastics weirdo. Just isn't logical.
I roleplay by being a wizard or a knight or some shit. gays like you see being a girl as roleplaying.
I don't usually pick a girl. But I also don't think I have to pick a man to roleplay or that the roleplay is conceptually stronger or something if I do. That's retarded.
If you believe this image has any validity, then you know nothing about people who play games.
>all these seething in-denial chud replies
how is the second one wrong? vidya goes out of its way to make females look not only cooler but cuter. only a few games like monhun makes the guys look cooler most of the time
the most true image ever created
Complex mental gymnastics is sign of a high IQ, jetpack gymnastics is a sign of a patrician mind
>play dark souls
>the character moans when taking damage
I'm not going to listen to some gay moan into my ears all day long. That's fucking gay.
i've never been immersed in a video game
but if the game let me make a cute boy and give him cute outfits/armors i'd play male characters. instead in shit like fable 2 and dragons dogma i have to make cute girls
>staring at ass instead of playing the game
this has been a "thing" since at least 2004 and I've never understood it. i don't look at my guy characters asses anymore than my chicks.
I used to make girl characters until I had the wonderful idea of making one in an online game and had a bunch of trannies and other sex pests actually thinking i was a grill IRL. Never ever again.
But i do it because i love to self insert as a cute girl...
every time this pic gets posted the closettrannies of Ganker are physically incapable of not replying some stupid shit because they got called out by a meme pic on north korean horse subreddit
>not character building
exactly this, if I'm playing to roleplay I pick same gender, if I'm gonna spend hours grinding staring at an ass I pick female
I'm not trans but if I could choose to be a girl I absolutely would and I'd just jiggle my boobs around all day and make millions ez
Nah if you're an ugly dude chances are you'd be an ugly girl as well and nobody wanna see ugly bitch titties.
I'm a solid 7/10 so I think I'd be fine
Why didn't you just knock? I'd have fuck her for you.
Pros of playing as a guy:
Pros of playing as a girl:
>you can coom to her
>Choice of race
>over 12 options with hundreds of tweaks and customization to wholly make it your own
How fucking boring are you?
because I'm not a gay
unless I can be a pug man I'm being human
that should be in more games
Most of the other races look like shit because they either purposefully make them ugly or purposefully give them some "quirk"
You also get uncanny valley looking fuckers occasionally
I choose to play as an orc woman and enslave a harem of elf boys (who I then self insert as)
If the strongest warrior on the continent is an orc, that's to be expected. If some normal-ass human is superior to everyone, that's a flex.
It's all about that "how could I be defeated by a mere mortal?" energy.
I might consider playing as Plo Koon as an occasional novelty, but otherwise I choose human because I’m not a snowflake poofter.
If I want to roleplay and self-insert, I choose human
If I'm doing a lulzy playthrough, I choose the weakest gay race and turn him into a gigachad
Let's not pretend that most other race choices aren't variations on humans.
>halfling: human kid
>dwarf: drunk squat human
>tiefling: demonic human
>high elf: fey human
>wood elf: edgy native american human
It's not like it's exciting to see someone play something else, unless it's really unusual in an interesting way. I'd rather watch or play as a human with an interesting set of abilities and personality than a boring bland character who's almost the same as a human but looks different.
Unlike you, I am not uncomfortable in my skin.
>humans have best racials and dialogue options
because mogging them all as a normal human feels all the better while they are fantasy races that can live for a million years, have sci-fi technology or have been bred or used as the perfect warrior race for the pasr 3 decades
Got to show all the other fuckers that we're on top. THE HUMAN SPIRIT CANNOT BE BEAT.
In a world full of special snowflakes, playing a regular Joe turns you into a special snowflake.
You've been out-snowflake'd and you didn't even notice, gay.
Main Girl Romance
all other 'races' are just colored humans so it doesnt matter
SHE'S GOT THE BEST STATS
Who cares and why?
i do it to jerk off, gay.
what are you gonna do? jerk it to a DUDE to try and stick it to me?
I already do
I do like Animal Crossing.
She's knows exactly what she's doing.
Playing as a girl feels wrong.
I play as a girl to stare at her ass, and imagine I'll get that big one day
Wrong. I make a girl then make the chest flat and otherwise mod the game to make that in to a boy and RP that.
Femboys are the best human form, win-win strategy there
Have my current best attempt in Dragon's Dogma. Which I've started playing again. The creator has such a legitimately wide array of body type options that you can do manly women and feminine men and much more fairly easily. Ignore Mule. He is a handsome lad of proportional size meant only to carry as much curatives as possible.
The best part is that all of those choices affect the gameplay. You can make a smaller character that will have a smaller hitbox, but they won't be able to carry as much.
I can't fucking wait for RE Engine in DD2
I get to dress her in slutty outfits
you either play as a man and stare at men all day or you wish you were a woman. no matter what you do youre a fag. i bet you even grab your own cock when you piss.
first thing I do in every mmorpg is make a female character remove all her armor and jerk off
which race from what game has the biggest tits, and are they jiggly?
Why would i pick the male, i am neither gay nor a self-inserting autist
Which shitty 2000's kmmo is this? Looks familiar but there is like 6 of them that look the same.
Yes I do. I certainly appreciated the view whenever I needed to go light load with my tarnished and her dual dismounters.
It's funny knowing how mentally unstable the artist is. Really puts all this smug and cutesy chud comics into perspective.
>looked up their twitter
>it's literally nothing but shit about trannies, being a chud, and shopping the chud falg into everything
Why does chuding out become the entire identity of the people who do it? It's like all their other interests and identity traits evaporate.
>Why does chuding out become the entire identity of the people who do it?
because if they don't they're immediately ostracized by people more dogmatic than they are. think console loyalists except they actually manage to chase out people they deem unworthy
>paxiti, former drawfag /a/lumni
Traitor. Perhaps “tranime” is a thing after all.
Should've ended at panel 2
But then I couldn't have the funny filename.
not my fault the ff14 devs design every armor with skirts and thigh high boots
Why did the guy need pf flyers to escape the dog? They're not great running shoes...
I play as girl to see the girl romance options and dialogue changes. It can be fun sometimes just to see it.
Only so I can stare at their ASS.
I play as a guy so I can stare at the guy's ass lol
The mouth to mouth scene would never fly in a kids movie today.
The "you play like a girl" scene wouldn't even fly in a kids movie today, unless it was a scene where a girl was present and she responded by hurting the boy who said it in some way.
they based the entirety of Sandlot 2 around this as a matter of fact
why would you not wanna be a cute girl?
I don't mean wanting to change your sex from a man to a woman. That doesnt work. Unfortunately, you're a man and there's nothing you can do about it.
But wouldnt you rather have been born as a cute girl?
You get to be cute, and everyone would like you.
>be naturally weaker and more irrationally emotional
>be the one who has to have periods every month, the one who has to carry the baby for nine months, and the one who has to worry about getting raped/preyed on by strangers
I've always thought being a female is one of the worst fates you could suffer. It's the primary reason I don't understand trannies at all. I cannot at all fathom why someone who was fortunate enough to be born male would want to be female.
>the one who has to carry the baby
Don't have a baby then
>the one who has to worry about getting raped/preyed on by strangers
This doesn't actually happen, but just carry a gun if you're that worried.
>have periods every month
Its probably not that bad.
i dont know why this is even a debate, the answer is simple; its a fetish. i only wish that those loons would be open about it and not pathetically pretend that its perfectly normal.
Basically every violent crime other than rape, a man is far more likely to be victimized than a woman. This includes murder.
rape too but the stats get fudged though definition games
I've been coming to this shithole every day of my adult life and anons are always here shitposting, bumping, shitposting, bumping... I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE
i wish i was a girl
imagine playing vidya
i bet you pay for it too
why are you chuds so retarded?
men cannot be moe, they have no moe factor
yes, not even kiryu
>play d2LoD as sorcerers
>make online friends
>One day friend accuses me of not being a women
>Didn't know what to say, never pretended to be a women, just wanted to slay monsters with lightning.
Prefering to play as a girl in vidya is a massive red flag. Most of the time its safe to instantly disregard the opinions of these "people."
Why is this ugly fat child screaming at me? Hello? Can anybody take that little shit away please? Where are its handlers?
Yup, and you can suck it anon!
I buy female underwear, because male one has some male model on the box and I ain't gay to stare at him
I hope you don't think that's an analogy because it would only tell us you're incredibly mentally deficient if so.
it's a joke dumbass
There was this one dude that always made/pick girls.
He would always say "would you rather watch a dudes ass or a girls ass".
Some years later he came out of the closet.
yeah I do, because retards online are more likely to give free gear to girls, I constantly hoard and sell such free gear, I create a whole new economy, I control the market, meanwhile you play as a boy and die repeatedly to easy shit
I just like her playstyle man, relax. I jerk off to her too. I just don't get what the problem is?
I know there's nothing any woman could do to him that he probably doesn't already want, but at least fucking try.
Start kicking the shit out of him. Just do fucking anything you dumb bitches.
I play female characters because I'm starved for female contact, I wish I had a gf, so I just make one and delude myself that if she were real she would feel affection for me
if the game has romancing options I will play as a guy and take all the girls for myself
if it doesn't I will play as a girl so there's at least one on the screen
The only guy from highschool that made female characters in WoW became a chud
Why would you not want to play games as a girl?
I play games as whoever the best/playable character is
I play Terminator as Kyle Reese, I play Keio Flying Squadron as Rami. That's just how it is, mang
No, I play as body type B.
I just like being a cute girl
The fact that you have to justify playing as a girl because you can't help staring at man ass says a lot about you anons.
Nope, I play games as a hovering hand with a finger extended.
i have agp fetish but i never play as a f*moid in video game
i cringe seeing woman kill enemies and be strong
i prefer the main character to be cool rather than sexy tbh
I only play as a girl if I replay a game that I have already beaten with a male character and the choice of gender offers unique situations/abilities/storylines.
I also almost always pick a female character in VTMB because you can easily skip the shitty Cemetery mission if playing as a girl. And also because I liked playing around with the breast expansion cheat
Yeah im sure the tomb raider games were as successful because people wanted to identify with Lara
No. Tomb Raider was a successful marketing experiment. It became successful regardless of its actual quality because of boobs being used in marketing. It became popular because all of those people who tried the game due to the presence of boobs discovered a fun game underneath the sex appeal based marketing. "Identifying with fictional characters" did not exist before progressives started whining about representation. Nobody gave a shit about whether games had relatable characters or not because nobody was focusing on realism. Not of the game world, and not of its characters.
I don't, eddie.
I mix it up.
No, I play games as a fat naked moron with a club or wooden spear whenever possible
The fuck is wrong with his skin
Sometimes. I'm not very creative so when I have the option to make my own, I just hit randomize until i see something i like and tweak it. Had an Asian girl with acne in Cyberpunk, had a fat Hawaiian guy in Saints Row 2, made an angry Native American guy in Metal Gear.
I'd model a character after me, but I hate myself. And making ugly characters is funny but after a couple hours, I get tired of looking at them.
I usually play as the guy in games, but I'm playing Mega Man ZX at the moment and I chose Aile because Vent looks like a little fag.
I play as a girl to make cute lesbian characters, why? Cause I'm a massive Yurifag and yuri feels pure and beautiful to me
If someone catches you playing as a girl especially an anime one, they might aswell be catching you in the act of crossdressing. There's no two ways about it.
I find it hilarious how a friend that aways played as girls in games defending it as he just liking to make a waifu to stare at showed up dating a chud. You just can't make that shit up
I play female characters in video games.
I make multiple female characters and create a headcanon about them
Sometimes they're friends, sometimes they're lovers, sometimes they're sisters
I dress them up in the skimpiest outfits I can find
And then I coom to them
The funny thing is how these threads end up revealing some form of seethe over how people are comfortable with playing with male characters. Like most of the reasons posted for why people play female characters doesn't even really apply that well and hides a veil of insecurity. So what if you like girls, I can get the exact same jollies of it by looking at boorus, sadpanda, pixiv, etc. I don't have to do shit that leads to inevitable ERP sessions.
Is this a fucking orc? What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
some girls have dicks tho
It literally looks like Old Gregg
she looks nothing like Old Gregg
>sunken pitted eyes
>ratty ass do
>huge garden gnome beak
If Gregg's do was dry the only difference would be he's green
you sound like a real prick, probably have some issues that you need to work on
you sound like you've never drunk bailey's from a shoe
you sound like someone that filters whiskey through a dirty sock
It's weird that all I needed to do was read this and know this was a chud.
Something like batmam or god of war is fine because the cameras never try to focus on the dude or be weird about it even though they still try to make em appealing somewhat by wearin air vacuum clothes
The problem comes from games where fujos are pandered to and shit's umcomfortable to play
Metal gear, monster hunter, final fantasy
Lotta costumes in that shit is hella gay on top of camera always being weird focusing on the dudes most often
I have been mistaken as a girl on every multiplayer game I ever played anons. Wot do?
>Play as a robot
>That automatically means I'm a schizo that wants to replace his arm with a toaster
>pick male because they look good and the women are ugly
>pick female because they look good and the men look like girls
You cannot refute this.
fucking girls is pretty hot but i imagine being fucked as a girl is pretty hot as well
why do people hate HRT when it makes boys soft and sexy?
All it gives boys is extreme hormonal imbalance which leads to erratic behavior and suicide.
that's a myth perpetuated by salty right wingers
you know what also causes suicide?
incels should be killed on sight, they do nothing other than hold society back
I am a woman who plays male characters so I can stare at man ass.
when did you start HRT?
Never. I was born with my hole.
One hole? So are you a dickgirl or a femboy?
If dickgirl r u single? :3
Anons how do you get women to respond to your romantic requests?
Liar, no game features enough man-ass for that to be valid.
I LIKE GIRLS YOU FUCKING gay! ASK MY NEIGHBOR AND HE WILL TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I FAPPED TO 2B CLIMBING A LADDER!
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