>You see, this is a fantasy setting with a very important and very magical... ring
>But everyone in it is UGLY and DISGUSTING and moronic and they ALL EAT POOP
What did he mean by this?
Was it spite?
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No that's just GRRM being GRRM.
the noxious number two nosher
bro find his interview where he talks about elden ring, the old man literally has no clue what the game is about himself, he's used as a marketing tool, he didn't write a line of text in elden ring
he wrote the setting but from did literally everything else iirc
GRRM wrote a real fantasy setting
From shat all over It by turning It into yet another one of their barren post-apocalyptic sloplands inhabited by zombies
this
and it's because they can't code for shit and can't make NPC's perform basic routine functions
>Kek
GRRM literally wrote on a piece of paper the names of a standard fantasy royal family. That's all. He wrote their names, and said X was the wife of Y and Z their first son.
Everything else is FROM.
How to make Elden Ring:
>Fat man writes out bunch of gibberish like guardians of dinglebarf or dark forest of cumfrickrapec**t
>FROM copy and pastes the text on to the game they already made
Hey hey, people.
who knows what character is this
Degenerys
damn I'm hard now
bookBlack folk be like
>HMMMMMMMMM.... YES... THE HIGHEST FORM OF ART... PURE INTELLIGENCE... D I S T I L L E D
This is such an immersive and harrowing portrayal of infectious diarrhea. GRRM is a genius with words.
A legacy of diarrhea, rape & taxes.
yeah it would be fricking moronic if people had similar names in real life
Those look like logical sequels though.
In real life your name is random so it would never happen.
>Space of millions of possible names
>``Luckily'' your son, grandson, grandgrandson, grandgrandgrandson all have the same name
Fromdrones believe this
>and there's a femboy that looks like a twelve year old but actually is one hundred years old and everybody wants to frick him
Who?
https://voca.ro/12GKvlg9bY87
I remember a thread years ago on a game of thrones thread before the show went to shit, there being a bit of claiming to be the real GRRM, and the funniest one i saw was something along the lines of "No, IM the real GRRM. Here ill prove by shoveling food into my mouth with my fat ham hands instead of writing my fricking book." if anyone has a screenshot of that by chance please post it. so disappointed i never thought to screenshot that, hardest ive probably ever laughed on this site.
The answer is always "early life".
~~*They*~~ can never create anything new, only corrupt and invert the good.
C'mon, the guy gave his name and received a check, that's his entire contribution to Elden Ring
I am legitimately concerned for you if you think GRRM actually wrote the story of Elden Ring.
Exactly. You can't write something that doesn't exist, no matter your past works.
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