You should not be able to steal turns in turn based games. Why even call it a turn based game?
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You should not be able to steal turns in turn based games. Why even call it a turn based game?
shouldn't you have lined up to take the queen instead?
It's called Scholar's Mate
King is forced to move, nothing can block both of white's attacking pieces.
King can only move to e8 or c7.
If he chooses e8, white rook moves to d8, checkmate.
If he chooses c7, bishop moves to e8, checkmate.
The board as it is in OP is effectively already checkmate.
didn't see bishop to e8, thanks
>bishop moves to e8
meant d8
Okay make your move (black) and I'll make mine (white), sounds fair to me, and no one's turn was stolen
Black taking your bishop and attacking your king in response
I take your king with my rook gg
i take your king with my queen, stalemate GG
Wrong you moron, the game ends when one's king is eaten
And why the frick are you allowed to steal my turn like that?
I didn't steal your turn? It was my turn and I ate your king, therefore the game ends and it's my win you turd
Chess annotation says that a move ends when both players finish their turn.
Why the frick is this allowed? Do the army simply goes back when the king dies? Your king is about to get clapped, you kill the mofo before going home
yes, the queen is now in charge and she's going to have all the bishops and knights run a train on her while the kingdom collapses
>oh no our kingdom is collapsing, thank got we didn't take the enemies king head when we had the chance to!
that's juts how women are
Lay off the porn you freak
>t. rookcel
because you're a homosexual
Skill issue
without a king you can't command any pieces
A bishop could easily take over.
chess is a secular kingdom you can't do that
I'll use my black peasant to rape you wile I got for your white queen, ggwpnore
Tell me, how is black going to take white's king in one move?
Let's entertain the thought that black is allowed to make a move that doesn't remove his king from check. The best move would be to capture white's bishop on G5 with his queen on E5. This puts removes one of the two pieces threatening blacks king and puts white's king in check, yes?
It is now white's turn. Since black just made a move that didn't remove the check on his king, white, logically, should be allowed to do the same. White captures black's king using his rook on D1. White wins.
Let's entertain the thought that I punch you in the face, nerd.
>White captures black's king
And then black captures the white king ending the match in a draw. A turn only ends after both sides have made their move.
The match ends when a king is captured, there's no ifs and buts about it and that rule takes precedence over anything else
>A turn only ends after both sides have made their move.
Anon, I don't think you understand what "taking turns" means.
Move king to b7. Move queen to eat bishop. Now their king is in same situation
>Move king to b7
Tower in d8. Get fricked.
B7 is already occupied with a pawn plus the king couldnt even reach the square in a single turn even if it was empty so I suppose you meant King C7, bishop D8, get rekt gay.
You are above 1,000 Elo, right Ganker?
yeah!
Only clever person on Ganker
not so sure about that, i'm op btw.
>Queen is just like the king, except much stronger and more useful
Take me out of this gay earth, this pozzed shit wouldn't have flown 30 years ago
the game doesn't end when the queen is captured, and she's replaceable with any pawn.
>and she's replaceable with any pawn.
troony propaganda
>troony propaganda
>Implying your pawn doesn't raid an enemy village and bring back a new queen for you by force
>raid an enemy village and bring back a new queen for you by force
Oh yeah? Where's the pawn then? Pawn magically disappears, then a new 'queen' appears. You think I'm stupid?
>the game doesn't end when the queen is captured
Yeah, but you will get to live with the fact that you got cucked.
This shitty woke game will be forgotten about in a few years, don't worry.
YAAASSS
What's the appeal of chess
There's no gameplay update in years
Even Tetris gets updates
If chess is so good, why isn't there a chess movie?
*ahem*
if I met her I would kill her on the spot with my bare hands.
Is chess THE quintessential pseud hobby?
There's nothing pseud about something a 4 year old can learn or street shitter can learn. That's like saying drinking water or breathing air is pseud.
It's the quintessential game I use to psychologically terrorise / dominate men I'm introduced to
Nothing is quite as belittling as getting stomped in chess in front of spectators
video games
>Margret Covanant
>Black Rabbit Ring
>White Rabbit Ring
>Sword of Andor
>Idignation
>Night Sky
>Awakened
Oh yeah, it's rape time
What the frick bros, my turn was stolen!