>you spend an entire game working with his boss and team but never hear a word about him or his "epic exploits" for cerberus
>literally just shows up out of nowhere in the 3rd game, proceeds to be the most convenient macguffin ever
>highly skilled assassin with his only known casualty being a cloaked, suicidal kirrahe
>"why haven't we heard of him?" "it's because he's so deadly, nobody lived to tell the tale!"
>proceeds to call in an army of cerberus goons to back him up in his boss fight
>still loses cause he's all talk, no walk
Seriously, did Kai Leng have ANY purpose to be in the game?
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He tried to warn you, to exit the game while you had the chance.
They all did.
>I tried, Shepard.
>You did good, son.
this, he's a warning sign saying "do not proceed any further in this game"
Yeah, evil Nightwing is a shitty character. You are 10 years late to the party.
This homosexual was so cringewhorty and out of place, what the frick were they thinking. He is a literal 1 to 1 copy of meme fedoratipping edgelord with plot armor who studied the blade. It really says everything about writers at Bioware who uniroincally included what amounts to fanfic character by 12 years old kid into AAA game.
It's actually surprising he didn't have at least one antitheistic rant in the whole game.
Cereal thief chads rise up
>"why haven't we heard of him?"
He was featured in the novels, specifically having a prominent role a Mass Effect: Deception. A cereal thief, plant pisser, and toothbrush killer, Kai Leng is probably more developed than any of ME3's newer characters. The book was so awful, even by video game novel standards, that Bioware AND Del Rey Books issued a formal apology over it.
This anon knows what's up.
>Enters Anderson's apartment
>Eats his cereal
>Pisses in his plants
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
God I fricking love this moronic cringelord. Every time he shows up the story becomes a complete comedy routine.
He's so vapid and pointless I legit forgot he and Kasumi were separate characters.
But Kasumi was actually good
>kasumi
>good
>MUH JACOB HAVE YOU SEEN JACOB I WOULD HAVE JOINED YOU IF JACOB WAS HERE WHERE'S JACOB CAN I FRICK JACOB TOFU RAMEN SUSHI HAVE I MENTIONED I'M JAPANESE
Kasumi is garbage
It's because she wants black dick that you think so, right?
Kasumi talks about Jacob, but she isn't as obsessed with him as you make her out to be. Also, she pretty much says that she doesn't want join you because of a potential second suicide mission.
>Kasumi talks about Jacob, but she isn't as obsessed with him as you make her out to be.
Wrong. She mentions it at every fricking opportunity.
>Also, she pretty much says that she doesn't want join you because of a potential second suicide mission.
She literally says she would've considered joining if you brought him along you fricking dumbass.
>being this much of an apologist for american blacked fetish shit and trash writing
Frick off Chaim
>She mentions it at every fricking opportunity.
She mentions him once in ME2, and once in ME3. That's about it. Everything else she talks about isn't related to Jacob you absolute cretin
>being this much of an apologist for american blacked fetish shit and trash writing
Ah, so you're a seething /misc/ schizo
She wrote a whole fricking poem about him in Shadow Broker DLC and her Citadel content was based around her helping him by sabotaging Vega you lying homosexual she barely has any content in the first place don't try to pass off half of that already limited content revolving around Jacob. Look at her moronic poem from Shadow Broker.
>Breathless, glinting skin
>Muscles working in rhythm
>Cloaked desire watches
>Looking at me now
>His indifferent eyes smile
>I am a puddle
>Beautiful and good
>Punishing with his kindness
>Jacob is perfect
That shit is actually in the fricking game LMAO now frick off homosexual.
>Still seething about it
Take your meds you fricking schizo
>s... she only talks about him once
>gets proven wrong
>t... take meds s... schizo
You got btfo moron go suck a dick you dumb b***h
Whatever, you blacked obsessed homosexual
>Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)16:08:10 No.2681325▶
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>you spend an entire game working with his boss and team but never hear a word about him or his "epic exploits" for cerberus
>literally just shows up out of nowhere in the 3rd game, proceeds to be the most convenient macguffin ever
>highly skilled assassin with his only known casualty being a cloaked, suicidal kirrahe
>"why haven't we heard of him?" "it's because he's so deadly, nobody lived to tell the tale!"
>proceeds to call in an army of cerberus goons to back him up in his boss fight
>still loses cause he's all talk, no walk
Seriously, did Kai Leng have ANY purpose to be in the game? (OP)
>His purpose was to make writing easier for the team at Bioware. They had basically written themselves into a corner with unknowable, indescribable, Lovecraft-in-space villains. They needed a villian that could more easily interfere and interact with Shepard and whose motivations could be more easily explained.
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> Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)16:36:32 No.2681364▶
Let me guess, you wanted to frick her, saw that she was unromanceable, and even worse, she wanted to get BLACKED, and that made you mad?
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>>good
>>MUH JACOB HAVE YOU SEEN JACOB I WOULD HAVE JOINED YOU IF JACOB WAS HERE WHERE'S JACOB CAN I FRICK JACOB TOFU RAMEN SUSHI HAVE I MENTIONED I'M JAPANESE
>Kasumi is garbage
Is there a way to ensure that Kasumi dies during the suicide mission?
I'm planning a new playthrough where:
- Legion gets spaced
- Jacob goes into the vents
- Mordin dies with dignity as second fire team leader
Now if I can ensure Kasumi dies, preferably after Jacob dies, things will be totally optimal. She's such a shitty and annoying character.
Kasumi is first to die if you don't upgrade the Normandy's shields, IIRC
Oh wait, you wanted her to die after Jacob. In that case you can kill a non-loyal Kasumi by sending her back with the crew, or by taking her to the final boss fight. Or you can kill her regardless of loyalty by having someone other than a loyal Samara or Jack hold the biotic bubble with Zaeed or Morinth as your second squadmate.
This is literally Dust of the Solar Winds tier, I can't believe I completely forgot about it. Thank you, Bioware.
She only mentions him a few times because she thinks he's hot
Let me guess, you wanted to frick her, saw that she was unromanceable, and even worse, she wanted to get BLACKED, and that made you mad?
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His purpose was to make writing easier for the team at Bioware. They had basically written themselves into a corner with unknowable, indescribable, Lovecraft-in-space villains. They needed a villian that could more easily interfere and interact with Shepard and whose motivations could be more easily explained.
Mass Effect Jar Jar Binks
Kasumi is not really much of a character beyond her mission. I don't know what people saw in her that makes her stand out from the vanilla cast.