>you wake up in a dimly lit room with nothing but several doors in front of you.
>above each door is a sign.
>the signs read as follows:
>Ravenholm
>Rapture
>Racoon City (pre-nuke)
>USG Ishimura
>Silent Hill
>The Zone
you have 24 hours to escape one of these. Which do you choose?
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I just wait in the room and don't open any doors
And die?
I can either play your game, go through a door, and almost certainly die
OR
Go through no door, certainly die, and deny you any authority over me
an easy decision
that was never established
I don't follow backrooms lore
If you escape Ravenholm, do you still have to deal with the combine in the rest of the world?
I mean, yeah. They took over the entire planet, right?
Silent Hill is just a normal fricking town unless you murdered someone and feel bad about it, or you wind up there when an occult ritual is happening, and keep in mind, that only fricked up the town for a grand total of 3 days overall in its history, and the likelihood of you ending up in town during that is astronomically low.
Though if it specified "Yes, you will be in SH during an occult event" (which means you can't leave until God is dead), then you'd probably be better off in Raccoon City. Just stick around J's Bar or the RPD main library and you're golden.
Silent Hill. I'm not involved in any cult shit and my only sin is being a loser. The only issue might be getting lost on my way to the nearest highway.
W-where does the seventh door lead?
Detroit.
>it's 11:45 PM
>you arrive in the deepest, blackest part of the hoodest hood
>fentanyl and crack usage at an all-time high
>you are inexplicably wearing black-face
Dare you face real life over a video game?
Yes. Just act like you are fricked in the head. Shit yourself, take your shirt off, walk absurdly while making noises. Noggers aint got time to mess with that shit.
Bloodborne.
A small room with 10 horny burly gay men, 1 horny gay horse, 1 horny gay pig and 1 horny gay dog as well as a box full of dragon dildos, you will be released after 24 hours, but you will never be the same.
>you will be released after 24 hours, but you will never be the same.
why would i leave?
Because the horse in the room is Mr.Hands.
Where is Prof. Layton if you need him?
He is one of the 10 guys, if you don't solve his puzzle, he will extend your stay in the room 1 hour per attempt.
>Where is Prof. Layton if you need him?
I liked playing those games with my child before I she departed. Hell of a thing memory.
>child skeleton boss
>"I have a bone to pick with you"
My child died, some time ago now I just had not remembered Prof. Layton in a long time.
So sad your kiddo died of ligma.
I don't follow
LIGMA BALLS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHQWAHAHAHAAHAHA GOT EM!!!
Hanafuda or whatever the spooky town with blood rain from Siren was called.
Is the rest of the world how it should be in these video games, or just these zones?
>Ravenholm
World outside Ravenholm (barring City 17 (before it blows up)) is inhospitable; constant portal storms, aliens, combine, etc
>Rapture
There's a way out but the odds are slim to none. Odds of death are sky-high.
>Racoon City (pre-nuke)
I don't know much about RE admittedly. I guess it's feasible to escape, some did it?
>USG Ishimura
Literally impossible to get out. Even if you did, the universe is fricked, worst possible choice.
>Silent Hill
My personal demons might make it a shitty experience but it's more than doable.
>The Zone
You can't escape, and you will die to some bullshit anomaly you couldn't see.
I pick Silent Hill. Rapture second.
I feel like the zone is a good bet because there's a ton of regular people that can potentially help you
Isn't the zone surrounded by a heavily armed military who shoot to kill? if the goal is to not just survive but escape, sounds tricky
but my Stalker knowledge is also pretty thin. I just remember that, and things like the random invisible strands of shit that'll tear you apart or something.
Some of that is the book and not the game. I think in some iterations, no one is ever allowed to leave, and if you try and escape you are shot
>Some of that is the book and not the game.
Yeah I think half of my knowledge is from hearing about Roadside Picnic, the other half from things I've randomly read on Ganker over the years.
So my Stalker knowledge is all kind of a mess
Neither the book nor the game have a no leave zone
The book has some areas that are noentrance zones
And some "check for humanity" areas
Bit all of them let you leave, without anomalies, that is
Yeah the anomalies suck but depending on where the door poops me out at I can just chill at a comfy loner camp or maybe the freedom camp. The fact that there's just groups of people who will be nice to me makes me think I'd have an easier time. I mean if it dumps me into the brain scorcher I'd be fricked but I could probably reason with even bandits. So I'd just have to worry about dogs or uh. Those soldiers that got brain scorched by the wish granter. I forget the name.
so you speal vatnik? because if you dont you arent going to convince them of anything
The invisible strands are from Roadside Picnic, I think
OP dictated that you have 24 hours and there's no way in hell any of us could get out of The Zone in 24 hours.
Even if you get out of the Zone you're still in Ukraine.
>you see a door with no sign
>you decided to choose a door with a sign
>before the host opens the door for you he opens the door without a sign revealing a goat
>you now have a chance to rethink and change your choice
Well, Ganker? Do you make the change?
Frick off Monty, your problem is bullshit and I'm sick of people trying to convince me how it supposedly works.
Yes, I choose the goat
This is a legal option in the game
You just get a goat. But we'll, goats are the bomb
i take the goat tower
Ravenholm
the zone - the hard part is getting into the zone alive because the safe routes in are controlled by the military. Since you're already inside, getting out is a matter of getting found and arrested on the outskirts. Shoot first ask questions later is usually how they deal with things trying to leave and years spent in a russian prison probably sucks, but it's possible and probably the most possible escape for a normal person.
yeah the zone is definitely the obvious choice, don't know how people are even suggesting raccoon city/silent hill/etc. not only do the other doors operate on weird internal laws and metaphysics and shit but in some of them the outside world is also either already fricked or well on its way
not only does the zone have several groups of people who could actually just help you, but getting out is pretty easy as long as you're not smuggling shit or carrying a gun or whatever, and even if you are sid or the barkeep could probably get you out for the right price (or information, given you keep your existing knowledge you'd have juicy info on what's in the zone) and once you get out it's just "earth, 2007" and there are worse places to be than that
24 hours might be tight though.
Silent Hill would be the most entertaining for me.
silent hill
bubble head nurse rape uooohhh raping monstrosities OOOOHHH
Racoon city
It's like 3 weeks before anything happens, just drive out
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Racoon City would be the easiest to escape, unless Silent Hill isn't having a cult meeting.
Silent Hill
If a literal boomer survived it why shouldnt I
Silent Hill. The zombies are slow morons and I already know the way out.
Raccoon city so I can post pics to my pals here on Ganker!
>Ravenholm
Walk back to black mesa east and make a deal with the combine.
The Zone
I've dealt with anomaly fields before. The only shitty thing would be the mutants, but the further out you get from the center, the safe it gets. It wouldn't be so bad if I got far through daylight hours
>I've dealt with anomaly fields before.
You ok?
Racoon city if we have enough time to get out while the main threat is still just zombies, it becomes more and more impossible the longer you stay, once the Lickers are out and about you are just fricked.
>g-guys Resident Evil is unsurvivable those zombies are like unbeatable guys I mean it
Is Leon super human? Never played RE, but I always thought he was just an FBI agent or some shit.
No, he's just been doing this for years. RE runs on anime logic where if you train long enough you can pull off crazy action movie shit.
Resident Evil cgi Jap movies need to be treasured
Silent Hill is the easiest. Ishimura is the hardest.
Silent hill then go into nurse predator mode and rape a dozen nurses before pyramid head kills and rapes me.
The Zone is no roadside picnic but I'd imagine it's the easiest to survive in. Considering people generally have to be kept out in the first place, as long as you stay near the edge you could be stuck in worse places. It's also probably the easiest one to leave, assuming that's possible; you might get arrested doing it, but there's hope.
The Zone
No idea what it is but Half Life, Resident Evil, Bioshock and Dead Space are all fricked dystopian settings and I don't want manifestations of my weird fetishes to bully me in Silent Hill. I'm picking the mystery option.
Silent Hill is the most survivable.
Goin in wet, Issac and I can handle it.
Issac is a professional engineer, the only reason he can move around is precisely because of his profession, you will get immediately stuck.
nah, I'd be fine
Your IQ is also low which will immediately make you succumb to the marker, you will simply go insane.
nah I'd just resist it
FOOL, I was merely a hallucination you have been speaking to the wall the entire time and now are surrounded by necromorphs, you fricked up.
I'd just run away, ezpz
On no bro, you ran into one of the dozens of explosive traps Issac left on the floor and blew up.
Bullshit OG poster, I'd be watching Issacs back duh. Don't what you're snorting.
Silent Hill. I want to know how the town would try to get to me. Imagine passing up the opportunity to learn your personal demons directly.
Honestly feel Raccoon City would be fairly easy if we are going off real life logic and not video game logic
>onestly feel Raccoon City would be fairly easy
You don't escape silent hill anon
That's right. Silent hill will have to escape me.
in the end, the real silent hill was the (you)s you got along the way
There's seven doors in your picture dingus.
+ Only good choice is silent hill, this thread was solved decades ago.
I go to the Ishimura. I won't even bother trying to escape, I'll just do the marker's will. As long as I'm running around sacrificing people and sabotaging things and writing cryptic messages with random people's blood, I'll have plot armor and free reign of the ship. Sure I'll die at the end but it'll be a pretty gnarly death and I might even be able to take Isaac out with me if I skitzomaxx hard enough.
Silent Hill is the safest option, in case you haven't played the games, every main character is about as much of average Joe/Jane as it gets
Racoon City before the zombie incident is just a regular burger town
Ravenholm and the Ishimura are plain masochism if not outright suicide
you could potentially make tons of money before leaving the Zone, it's also not as risky as some other option
so yeah, I'll have Silent Hill, thank you
Racoon City (pre-nuke)
Raccoon City, zombies are slow and I can just leave.
*bites u*
>hits him with a spinning back kick and obliterates him with ease
>rummages through some random barrels and finds some suspicious looking leafs
>eats it and regains all my HP
okay what now?
>licks ur boot
>*facefricks to death*
next
>starts walking FASTTT towards u
>pull out rocket launcher
>runs away like a little b***h
*yawn*
herbs don't cure the t virus and RE protags never get bitten
I'm the protag then so I can't get bitten. Best he can do is grapple me while I groan awkwardly and then shove him off before then hitting him with that spinning back kick and causing him to implode.
>kites him around a table until I get bored of trolling him
>leave
Next
>starts singing opera music and sending leeches after u
>I'm the protag then so I can't get bitten
gameplay/narrative dissonance doesn't apply to the player, as stupid as it may sound
Silent Hill
As I possess no deep or shallow-seeded mental issues that would result in the town turning misty on me, I'll just enjoy a nice afternoon by the lake before renting a car and driving home.
>As I possess no deep or shallow-seeded mental issues that would result in the town turning misty on me
>posting on Ganker
I never said I was smert, anon.
Silent Hill
I want to face my demons
Silent Hill
I want to frick my demons
Silent Hill
I want to facefrick my demons
Silent Hill
I am the demons
John Stalvern pls go