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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i already did all of those things

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a good cuck does. Very well done, cucky.
      Tonight you're allowed to clean your bulls wiener and your wife's c**t.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat all the tadpoles
    >no consequences
    >free Orpheus despite eating all the tadpoles

    Great game design

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried the tadpoles once, got an animation of it literally eating my brain and that was consequence enough for me. Reloaded and never looked back.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cut content again. There used to be huge consequences of using tadpole powers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They even said in interviews that there was. I legit just beat it and never used a tadpole because of this reveal by Sven / WolfheartFPS.
        There is not one drawback? I didn't get anything for NOT using them..

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a RPG, it's a living nightmare.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Daisy died for this
    Frick Larian

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope she was also most likely a mindflayer too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean duh, Daisy was just straight up evil, Emperor has some shades of gray to him even if they are pretty badly presented.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daisy was the Absolute tricking the player into giving in

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The absolute are incompetent my gigachad character would never fall for their tricks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean duh, Daisy was just straight up evil, Emperor has some shades of gray to him even if they are pretty badly presented.

        Daisy was the Absolute tricking the player into giving in

        Daisy was either your tadpole who didn't want either of you to die, with a possibility of not even knowing they are the tadpole, or a character similar to but distinctly different than The Emperor.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally no point at all to Down By the River anymore
      Bravo Larian

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emperor is better than Daisy, which is just an evil worm.
      Problem is lack of endings, but his figure gets you to question a lot of stuff early in Act 3.
      He being who we are told he is by the dragon is overreaching tho

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't use any tadpoles and freed orpheus. Shame we couldn't work together baulderin you were pretty based aside from your squid mlm.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes sir.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you should side with the Emperor. He's still Balduran, and Balduran was a great hero. You can trust him completely.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >filtered MILLIONS with that chess puzzle
          I say based

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one honestly thought that was difficult right? It was the easiest puzzle in the world right.
            >They nerfed the Selune puzzle
            ...How dumb are these people?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Am I crazy or was the solution lightning? I examine everything instantly and so I blasted it with witch bolt and blew it up instantly.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lightning is a bypass, not a solution

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The solution was to get Gale to solve the puzzle if you are a brainlet.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you just take a single piece with the queen? I forgot what the board looked like but it was stupidly easy.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The solution is that your Ferz is taking the enemy pawn, and the other pawn cannot move because of the uncovered Elephant check in that case. Then you take the other pawn with your Ferz.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea anon, I completed it no problem, why are you using the made up ingame chess terms instead of just saying you take a pawn with the queen?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Queen is made up by moronic Europeans who did not know the concept of Prime Minister, Warmaster or High Counsellor and just though "A big strong man at the top does everything, so this other piece must be his wife".

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im awfull at chess and did it first try without even noticing.
            I mean, it´s obvious given queen is there, it´s gonna involve somekind of diagonal frickery with her, so randomly move stuff in that area (not the horse obviously), which leads to moving the tower.
            Rest of the tabletop has no relevant pieces or not close enough, so i´ts kinda railroaded.
            I get browns not being able to do so, but humans should 1+1

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you find out what he did to Duke Stelmane somewhere I remember hearing she acted odd after dealing with him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can find medical reports that she suddenly turned very ill and borderline catatonic after meeting with a mysterious stranger. The Emperor was lying to you all along.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can find medical reports that she suddenly turned very ill and borderline catatonic after meeting with a mysterious stranger. The Emperor was lying to you all along.

      In my game I found the medical reports and called the emperor gross when he tried to have gay sex with me and he showed me a cutscene where its obvious he mindflayed Stelmane and was using her as a literal hand up the ass puppet the entire time and it was never ever a partnership, he just literally was using her body as a husk and then he threatened to do the same to me, so now I need to get a hammer and free that frog homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He still had her portrait in his room and mentions that the last person who hugged him was she.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he has been a lying piece of shit the whole time. I bet he is just trying to free the elder brain so he could have complete control over everything again. frick mind flayers, frick green skins and frick frogs

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >takes off his shirt
    >haha you're so cute anon, we should frick
    >btw don't forget to take the tadpole teehee
    Manipulative squidmonster

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MC's mindflayer form is explicitly more femine than your usual mindflayer
    Now that the dust has settled, was it grooming?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >old partner was stelmane
      >turned her into a thrall and date raped her to death
      >tries to seduce you
      >wants you to become a femboy mindflayer and his new stelmane
      Yeah, I'm thinking it was grooming

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MC's mindflayer form is explicitly more femine than your usual mindflayer
        Now that the dust has settled, was it grooming?

        >this is better than daisy being down by the river with you forever

        Wtf

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >throws away a literal 10/10 ending
          what was larian thinking

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are there any videos of the Daisy content? How does it different from the release Guardian stuff? I never played the early access so didn't get to see it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just google on yt "baldurs gate 3 early access dream"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick is Daisy?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            My wife

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your tadpole wife in EA before it got rewritten to be the emperor.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >date raped her to death
        Never happened, the red manlet killed her

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          her into a thrall and date raped her to death

          When is this revealed? I was an butthole to him so i guess he didn't confess? or you find out some other way?

          There's all those books you find about her having strokes and shit. Plus Murder in Baldur's Gate (a tabletop module) says this:

          >"Sometime prior to the Year of the Ageless One, 1479 DR, Duke Stelmane suffered a debilitating stroke brought on by the assault of a mind flayer. She was left in a coma for several days while she and the aberration engaged in a psychic battle for control of her mind. Though was was able to conduct business for the Knights of the Shield for some time, she had to continue the struggle to merely control her body and mind for over a decade, well into the Year of Three Ships Sailing, 1492 DR."

          I guess the dwarf actually killed her though. She was on the murder list, right?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah

            >reducing fricking Balduran out of all things to this
            I don't understand. I really don't.

            I'm not sure how to feel about it, but in the old games they said he might've become a wolfwere, so I guess turning into a mindflayer is just another monster end for him.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, she was poisoned first too, and her hand is in the manlet's bag of hands. The emperor just mindbroke her into a veggie.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't really mean it was the Emperor, brain could have just killed her to frick with him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        her into a thrall and date raped her to death

        When is this revealed? I was an butthole to him so i guess he didn't confess? or you find out some other way?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he showed me it in the cutscene right after he tried to frick me and I called him disgusting and said he had no soul

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna be Empdaddy's femflayer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just as nature intended

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this cut content?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, it's in game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Checked the flag though. There's a line for BIG PLANS in Jergal's post-end summary, which is bugged/cutcontent at this moment.
            The Emperor. It hath been busy, it seems.
            And it doth not act alone.
            The patriars regroup. The Knights of the Shield grow strong again, as strong as they ever were under the familiar mind that did guide them.
            Nay, stronger. For the Emperor hath an illithid ally now, whose mind - it is said - outstrips even its own.
            END_BrainBattle_State_AlliedWithEmperor, END_BrainBattle_State_MindFlayersWithBigPlans

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you can eat the emperor
          lmfao that's based as frick, he thought he could manipulate you but you frick him instead KEK

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny as frick, basically you go full *teleports behind you* NOTHIN PERSONNEL KID

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >femboy mindflayers

      I will now be buying this game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Start new game
      >the Mindflayer that puts the tadpole in your eye is wearing the Emperors robe
      >No other mindflayer in the game is presented wearing that robe
      Its grooming

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if you're a durge

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          jumping down a chasm

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure that was the squid you meet at crash site

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's also a book in Enver's room up on top of the fort about the emperor being sent to get the device, so I always assumed the emperor decided to make you his sleeper agent then. He had gotten my sympathies for the longest time, I was really torn up about the thought of him or orpheus (Until I started to learn how act 3 is scuffed and lost interest). But then I realized how rapey as shit his attempt to shove the astral-worm was on you, and at the time I assumed it would have ramifications so it pissed me off.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that mindflayer didn't have blue eyes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's just because you're a newborn. As you mature you'll look more like him.

      Also why aren't there any ulitharid in the game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We've seen a newborn illithid on the mill and it looks like a full-grown one. Same for that brothel girl.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but those were mooks and you're special.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very unique, very beautiful, very perfect.
            t. emperor

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              U kno it bby

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You would look so cute if you ate that tadpole haha
              Sucks you grew up without a dad
              t. emperor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no squid gf
    Anon... p-please... consume that tadpole I beg you...

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reducing fricking Balduran out of all things to this
    I don't understand. I really don't.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reducing

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I waited until release to refund the game.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orpheus Morpheus Dorpheus

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Orpheus turns into a mindflayer
    >laezel refuses his dragons to stay with me
    >orpheus cries saying the githyanki are doomed and uses psychic powers to kill himself

    damn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should've let her go anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My Laezel killed that traitor mindflayer piece of shit. Long live Vlaakith.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Vlaakith

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. ghaik

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't pass the perception/insight checks when talking to vlaakith
        >he doesn't know githyanki/vlaakith lore about what happens to lvl 12 githyanki
        oh no no

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >based Vlakakith ensure Gith Black folk never survive past level 12
          Why do we hate her again?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Karlach can't have a good ending because they literally didn't finish it, cut it out, and just shipped the game anyways

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for all the incels that got duped into playing this game.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically sexier on paper than the usual gay shit from these kind of western rpgs, these games are made for a femoid audience not actual gays and it shows just like you can spot a trannoid from a mile away

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What gay shit from western RPGs was made for gay dudes except Iron Bull from Dragon Age Inquisition.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holding the emperors hand

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is fricking sick and wrong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can it be wrong when it feels so right.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uncensored h*ndh*lding
      Anon this is a blue board

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf think of the advertisers anon

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >karlach offers to turn into a mind flayer since she's gonna die anyway
    >gale reminds me for the 100th time about his magic suicide nuke
    >trying to convince my blind, branded, cursed chad of a dwarf who is too chill for his own health and is down to take or do whatever is offered to him NOT to take the squidpill
    my party's well being just happened to coincide with being terminally Down For Whatever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >karlach offers to turn into a mind flayer since she's gonna die anyway

      Becoming a mind flayer is objectively worse than just dying though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Karlach is ready to die, she just want safe many lives as possible

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it? What happens to your soul, don't you just pass on in DnD universe for whatever god you worship or does becomign a mindflayer completely destroy the soul?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks, im planning to betray this manipulating frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have to wait the entire game to be able to kill the squid because otherwise you'd get an instant game over
      Truly a game of many choices and possibilities.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >otherwise you'd get an instant game over
        do you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the Absolute brain instantly finds you and you get a game over screen.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            But can't you choose to serve the absolute? Im pretty sure thats an option.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can. Kill the Emperor, you'll get to serve the absolute. The game ends though because you're a mindless thrall for it now.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. Even if you try to side with Gortash he dies like a chump against the elder brain.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do if you kill him when fighting Orpheus's honor guard

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is a manipulative frick for (you) if you don't trust him
    >is a total bro if you do
    Don't bully the squid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's okay, I fell
      >his blood sugar was just low
      >he's nice if you get to know him
      Bully the abusive squid boyfriend

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. He just leaves you alone in the end anyways.
      Emperor explicitly says he'll do anything to survive and it's in his nature, and even if he manipulates you he never backstabs you if you work with him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will give him credit that if you let him handle the Absolute he DOES give it the command to commit die and not do a heel turn on you. Still not trusting him beyond that because the mindflayer influence on Balduran clearly is there and made him a unhinged survivor, but yeah.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This motherfricker has no ulterior motives. This motherfricker is reasonable every step of the way. He's in complete control, and you can't convince him to take alternative action because he believes he's always fricking correct, and that's because he is. His entire character is: I'm a monster, but trust me bro. At most you can say he's manipulative, but his manipulation has good intentions that could hardly be considered selfish.

    No depth whatsoever. I fricking hate him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, as much as he's a shady mindflayer now, he's right that you need him to survive and his plan works.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did nothing wrong and you hate him for that, simple as.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Mindflayers who aren't linked to the Elderbrain do in fact keep their souls according the the dnd wiki so hey I guess its not so bad after all.
      But your soul will also be a mindlfayer. You don't go back to regular after death like if you were crippled or something.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's really iffy on that front. They keep flip flopping on the mindflayer soul thing with even Jergal saying they have no souls one moment and then another saying they do

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jergal isn't infallible. He was a human that became a god and he is really only 1/3rd of a god.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He was a human that became a god and he is really only 1/3rd of a god.

            No, Jergal was the original god of strife, death and the dead. He was one of the gods that popped off of Shar/Selune during their cosmological primordial frickfight.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              When are Shar and Selune just gonna frick?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They hatefrick every day and live together.
                The game even tells you that everything that Shar has can be claimed by Selune and vice versa.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jergal was the OG god of death who passed the job on to the three fricktards because he wanted to retire / take on an advisory role

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only hate the shitty writers that couldn't have actually made him be your friend until the end because they wanted an epic Marvel subversion.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this dumb motherfricker could have had me if he kept pretending to be my dream girl

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I just consumed all the tadpoles, freed Orpheus, then killed this homosexual.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lmao okay bro
    >get to giant brain
    >Shank his b***h ass

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All mind flayers lay a clutch of tadpoles a bunch of times yearly not unlike woman period
    >Rogue mind flayers are a thing
    Is this guy shitting tadpoles on the astral plane like the place was a latrine?
    >B-but timeless plane
    Shut up

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play EA and have wife
    >Play release and have guardian

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      your "wife" is a giant mind dominating brain

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Play EA and have wife
        >Play release and have guardian

        Very nice my wife borat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has femine voice
        >admits you're kinda her daddy if you're durge
        tfw no big brain gf

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to free orpheus but i dont want to kill the squidbro.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't persuade them to work together for the greater good
      What's the point even

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        See, that would be a decent one, lock it behind big charisma checks and having played to the tune of both (No tadpoles consumed, but also not pissed off Emps.)

        This is a job for the bard.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No tadpoles consumed
          Make consumed tadpoles increase DC by 5 each.
          >Not pissed off Emps
          Make every negative conversation increase DC by 5 each.
          There you are, now there are consequences, but you are not hardlocked.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good thinking.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I'd be fine with the Emperor if he simply went "frick this shit I'm out" and teleported away when I made it clear Orpheus was getting freed. It's him turning on a dime and joining the Elder Brain despite spending the entire game searching for a way to escape its grasp and keep his independence that makes me think he's poorly written.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, it's a bad narrative decision. But then again, the whole act 3 is a bad narrative decision, I'm not sure what were they thinking, especially with the ending.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what you get when you have scrap all your work and asspull something else because game is now releasing a year earlier than it should have.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He joins the elder brain because if you free Orpheus that's his only chance for survival, because Orpheus WILL kill him, no ifs ands or buts.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >omg le heckin cthulu guys!!!
    DND has always been cringe, hope you all were bullied

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL consume the tadpoles.
    You can do this in BG3?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can, but mechanically it's not even worth it, barring two or three abilities, illithid powers are fricking shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you straight up eat people's brains to gain intelligence, like in NetHack?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>>

        [...]

        powers are fricking shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >took 3lvls of thief multiclass for this to be even more OP
          This might be the first modern Larian game where explosive barrels aren't the most broken and powerful thing, kek.
          Why the frick would I use squicky magic casters in my party when I can throw barrels full of explosive shit at enemies across the screen with fighters and those barrels do more damage than fireballs in the early game? And in the lategame illithid powers surpass barrels. It's not like game locks you out of different endings if you use them, fricking Larian cucks couldn't commit and made that route exclusive for evil endings cuz it would create fomo for Reddit players

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where the frick are you guys getting a these infinite op barrels from? I saw maybe like 5 the whole game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is from the creche, right? Can you do the creche before/after going to the underdark?
          It really felt like an either/or situation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but mechanically it's not even worth it

        >can fly
        >free speech cheek wins
        >free spells
        >black hole
        >force push

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Playing a wizard with black hole as a bonus action is the most broken shit imaginable.

          Eat the fricking bugs, they make the game so much more fun.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if daddy emperor himself ask me to

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL have tentacle sex
    This part I can agree on for my female character.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't eat a single tadpole
    >literally stealthed and spared a mindflayer because he said to kill it and take its power even though I fricking hate mindflayers
    >wear the ring to shield my mind as soon as I got it
    >convinced Gale and Wyll to take the tadpoles without taking one myself because Gale is a homosexual and Wyll is black

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will he take care of me better than evil Astarion ?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was stupid that consuming the tadpoles didn't have repercussions but turns out that's exactly the emperor's trick, he gives you free powers and shit and conveniently makes you forget that mind flayers have no soul, which means the original body and person is truly lost

    hell there's even a study made by who the emperor used to be in HIS HIDEOUT that explicitly tells you to NOT TRUST THEM no matter what they promise unless you want the same exact thing they want from you, and if you dont react positively to the emperor he even drops the act and calls you his puppet, it's not even subtle.

    whoever defends the mind flayer is completely groomed into a submissive boy toy

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laezel dumps you for being a mind flayer after I sacrificed myself for her people. Shallow as hell I should’ve stuck with shadowheart

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay astarion does the same, he also pitty saying you are imune to his slave control now that you are a midflayer hinting that you are no longer yourself

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hinting that you are no longer yourself

        Is it not stated outright that in the case of ceremorphosis nothing of the host remains other than some memories that the tadpole gets when it replaces the hosts brain?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point Emperor tries to convice you that you still have some bits of yourself, and with Astarion you become his spawn your soul becomes tied to his due to vampire bullshit and since he states he can't control you it means you no longer have a soul

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what happens to a mind flayer soul?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mind flayers don't have souls due to being aberrations(I think that's their creature type), what happens to the original host's soul is not stated.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              mind flayers are not "born" and so they have no soul, their reproduction is entirely asexual and parasitic

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mind flayers don't have souls due to being aberrations(I think that's their creature type), what happens to the original host's soul is not stated.

                He's obviously asking what happens to the host's soul. Is it completely obliterated, the closest thing to true death in this universe, or do you simply die and go to your respective after life?

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >side with splatoon man
    >frick splatoon man
    >always agree with splatoon man
    >NOOOO DONT RELEASE ORPEHUS I WANNA GET THE CROWN
    >"no shut the frick up he will listen and won't be hostile"
    >NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE BETAYING ME I WILL NOW GO AID THE MOTHER BRAIN BYE

    god the writing takes a sharp nosedive right at the end, it's funny because orpheus can even forgive you fricking a ghaik so long as your intentions are to stop the brain, emperor was full of shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not read the book in Emperor's basement about defending against mindflayers? Mindflayers are selfish pricks and always looking out for number 1 first and foremost. The rules of the book:

      1. Mindflayer words mean jack shit as they are all manipulative pricks and what they actually do means a lot more
      2. Strengthen your bonds with others when a mindflayer is about trying to rope you into its plot
      3. Mindflayers also have wants and desires and the only time in which a relationship with one would be beneficial to you is if you both want the exact same thing (which in this case you do). However once you have outlived your usefulness to them they will ditch your ass and frick you over.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Emperor is the bad guy, he's the groomer of this game
      Go read some of the books in the act 3 bank vault, they literally tell you about how the emperor was in leagues with Gortash. The Emperor is a character built on catfishing and stockholm syndrome.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it have made sense to have both daisy and the emperor in the game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If i recall Emperor was called "Agent" in EA files
      some anon can correct me or provide more info on this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m pretty sure at the end of act 1 it was planned that the emperor kills daisy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >daisy gets killed end of act 1
        >of course she couldn't be trusted but don't worry I saved you just listen to me
        also would have been okay with this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Emperor could still be your Guardian who warns you of Daisy, and Daisy could have been the conscience that warns you of the Guardian.
      Imagine the mindfrick that would have created.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        KINOOO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daisy could have been the tadpole and the emperor could have been the same character he is in the game

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larian Black folk replaced Daisy with this shit. I only wanted to have sex in my head with my handmade perfect waifu, but instead I got gay tentacle shit, frick you homosexuals!

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL consume the tadpoles.
    yes
    >You WILL turn into a mindflayer.
    no
    >You WILL have tentacle sex.
    uh-uh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Zeus Anon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good evening, anon

        wow im fricking moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good evening, anon

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this moron swap sides to the enemy we've been fighting for the last 90 hours of gameplay in the last 20 minutes of the game if you decide you dont want to be a mindflayer or let him eat morbius

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't swap sides. fricker is a mindflayer. He was lying the whole god damn time and was only protecting you to free the brain

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        moronic skipper. There's one thing he never lied about - all he ever wanted was freedom, same as you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't believe a god damn word out of a mindflayer's mouth, you fricking troony

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >give him stones
        >refuse turning into mind flayer
        >he still kills elder brain
        >he doesn’t betray you
        >he leaves peacefully
        >good ending
        Based ending/object permanence moron

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do the evil ending just to see how it is
    >its a 20 second long silent awkwarldy animated cutscene with no narration, no follower dialogue or further choices and then it fades to black
    >reload and do the good ending for real this time
    >its like 15 minutes long with companion dialogue, narration, and some player choices
    >shadowheart still didnt say a thing to me despite me literally changing her life
    you'd think larian would give some semblance of a frick about the ending of the game they spent years on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s bugged you have to let karlach explode to see your romance with shadowheart

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sasuga larian

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL consume the tadpoles.
    No.
    >You WILL turn into a mindflayer.
    No.
    >You WILL have tentacle sex.
    Yes.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This made woman and gays cream themselves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not wrong.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You are my puppet
      >Make no mistake
      >Without me, you have no value
      >Your life has is NOTHING.
      >You serve ZERO purpose.
      >You should have a nice day NOW.
      >And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, in ozone layer, that’s covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble.
      >Because what are you here for? To worship me?
      >have a nice day! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright I’m becoming a mindflayer now for him :3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pissing off the potential murder schizo when your task will most definitely preoccupy you with them in stabbing distance

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unnggggff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >daisy died for this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daisy was that in drag

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Daisy was clearly a tadpole itself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >squidfrickers are the sole reason Larian removed the tulpa gf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I blame his deep voice.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it the same VA that voices Balduran's statues?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        her, she's a grill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he reveals himself to me and friend
      >decide we will fight with him but friend really doesn't like him
      >give the emperor haste as a show of good will since he should be super strong
      >mind blasts the entire team for one gith

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    does getting a character to max approval early lock them out of some dialogue you can have with them?

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Knights of the Shield were a group of information dealers and political manipulators that operated within the Sword Coast, Lands of Intrigue and, to a lesser extent the North, for over a thousand years, dating back before Dale Reckoning.[1]

    >While on the surface they appeared to be a secret society of merchants and nobles who were interested in the mercantile and civic matters of their respective lands,[2][3] their high leadership were in fact guardians of a secret in service to the archdevil-turned-deity, Gargauth. This was a secret to the citizens of Faerûn who knew of their existence, as well as most of their membership.[4]
    https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Knights_of_the_Shield
    >their high leadership were in fact guardians of a secret in service to the archdevil-turned-deity, Gargauth.
    Surely the Emperor wasn't involved with this, right squidbros?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian retconned a bunch of stuff. Like Balduran got werewolf'd in "canon", yet here we are.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    witness how squid man is helpless against me reloading a save where i stab him repeatedly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s the only reason why you’re not a mindflayer show some respect

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL turn into a mindflayer
    Ganker has still provided me ZERO reasons to not do that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh sovl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You become a femboy homosexual mindflayer rather than one of the cool ones.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well that fricking sucks. death to tadpoles, i guess

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well that fricking sucks. death to tadpoles, i guess

        Cope it’s better that way

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          what, which way?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not being emperor's wifu

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the gods in this game state that mindflayers have no souls, mindflayers are just echoing the memories and personalities of the vessels they're occupying, you are essentially dead and gone and don't get to enjoy the illithid pros.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be honest, i think i am already dead and gone. and by extension, this whole universe is too

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s proven mindflayers retain their old bodies mind so there’s no downside to being one.I became one and married him and that’s the best ending.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >speed reader
      Mindflayers have no soul, they're just basically copies of whoever they were with their memories

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soul is a meme.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not in the setting or in real life, but that's another topic

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >said the guy with triple the no soul

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure thing /x/

              I willed those digits, do not question me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing /x/

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Beautiful digits, surely not a coincidence?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty frickwad gods wont toy with my soul in the after life, or better yet, wont stick me in the wall of the faithless for eternal torment
        and the downside is...?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          mom will be sad

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          downside is it isn't you, it's a new being. no continuity of consciousness

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but youre ugly now.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but what if mindflayer is female?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is what the mindflayers looked like I would willingly become one

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is daisy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A dev name for tulpa gf from early access. Mentioned in the artbook, too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BGgays Stella.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are, bendover

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stopped showing up in others' dreams once you accepted it as it is
    My squidfu can't be this cute

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For someone who skipped early access, Daisy seems like something out of a creepypasta. Down by the River sounds a lot different now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It felt different, too. You see, in EA it was a custom waifu only for you. For others, they've been visited by their respective tormentors and desires. Vlaakith for Laezel, a special someone for Sh, Cazador nightmares for Astarion, Mystra for Gale, and Wyll's dreams were blocked by Mizora. There was a certain sense of urgency, and a lot of uncomfortable shit going on, making you questing the tadpole's powers much harder than it is now.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the best archer is... the fighter class
    >highest damage output
    >can literally disarm/incapacitate 6 people in one turn
    >crazy high life and AC

    ranger and roguebros... how did this happen?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WotC is incompetent more news at 11

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is it different from DnD? Let me copy-paste the official description:
        >Fighters share an unparalleled mastery with weapons and armor, and a thorough knowledge of the skills of combat. They are well acquainted with death, both meting it out and staring it defiantly in the face.
        http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/fighter

        >unparalleled mastery with weapons and armor
        No other class should be better than them at swinging steel or shooting bolts without using some magical gimmicks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>the best archer is... the fighter class
      That's exactly what DnD means by the Fighter class.
      Rangers have other skills that are OP in tabletop settings, but not in CRPG.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to manipulate me into becoming a mindflayer

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is a bit inconsistent in that when it comes to the Emperor, the player character or Karlach transformed into a mindflayer it basically hammers it home that they're no longer a person and just the soulless tadpole using those memories.

    But then there's Omeluum who's a total bro and insists you save Ravenguard and leave him behind to die because there's no time.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will free the githyanki prince for my wife Laezel and then I will kill every mind flayer including you disgusting freak

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Emperor's actually a sweet, caring guy once you get to know him. If he was an butthole to you then it was your fault for starting it by being rude to him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much does the emperor actually care about the player?
      While its true that he helps you and wasnt wrong about things he blatantly tells you he was manipulating you to gain your trust and when you get him mad he shows you he has puppeted people before and could have done the same to you. But then why didnt he? He went out of his way to seduce you and still doesnt force you into things and gives you a choice.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he can control you permanently and tell the brain to frick off at the same time. Or else when you release the frog prince he'd just do it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a big simp and also kinda lonely

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he was looking for a new mindflayer wife

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >savescum for 20 minutes to get 21
    >it's fricking pointless lol
    WOOOOOOOOOWWW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coolest member of the trio
      >dies first

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I convinced Gale to take it instead of me. told him "he was the only one I trusted to get that kind of power".
    felt so fricking good to gaslight the homosexual who tried to gaslight me into gay sex from day one
    now he's my illithid powerhouse lololol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gale takes ilithid tadpole
      >Gets crown
      >Becomes ilithid god
      >You mysteriously and abruptly turn gay
      You played yourself.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finished the game twice
    >learning about all the cut content
    >me slowly realizing that we're still playing an extended EA version
    see y'all for the definitive edition i guess?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on OS2, def edition is just more bug fixes. I barely noticed anything changed much in chapter 3. I think it's just fixing bugged quest or dialog triggers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie what? They changed 150k+ lines and added new encounters

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it, since they don't really have an incentive to finish it any further. Would make me do another run of the game. Maybe dark urge.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate subversive writing.
    Why couldn't the Guardian be just a genuinely good person protecting you from the tadpole and caring about you?

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know how to break Oath of Devotion in act 3?

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no option to ask him to go back to the Guardian form
    i miss my fricking manlet protector

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have not consumed a single tadpole. I have avoided using any mindflayer abilities. I get by on sheer charisma, mind-reading, inspiration, and save-scumming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bard?

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, given Larian has done this character type multiple times, which ones takes the cake?

    >Lucian the Divine trying to lock away Source entirely, manipulating many in the process, getting his biological son killed, let alone causing long before all that his adoptive to embrace being the Antichrist.
    >The Gods of Rivellon out of greed banishing their own race to become void abominations, acting as source vampires feasting on the races and manipulating the godwoken.
    >The Emperor overall meaning well in taking out the brain, but also having controlled the Sword Coast from the shadows through a puppet and wanting to do it again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of them. They all are shit and Larian is too obsessed with being subversive.

      Still, Dragon Knight Saga is possibly their best game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly this.
        I find this type of subversive archetype tedious. Just let your bad guys be bad guys (not saying you shouldn't give them realistic, justifiable motives, but this excessive focus on trying to make 'grey' characters Larian has is annoying).

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          well its funny because you say they have these grey characters but thats mostly the big bads, every other baddie in this game is obviously fairy-tale levels of evil.
          I mean, look at Ethel, lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't really make it any better, it just makes the story and themes feel wildly inconsistent.

            You can either tell a story where it's never so simple as 'good and evil' (your grey morality theme) or you can have clearly established moral lessons in your stories (well technically you could also go for an 'it's all subjective, make up your own mind' type of theme to your writing, but that's completely absent from Larian's writing so I didn't mention it).
            You gotta pick one and commit to it. Consistency is key in writing a coherent world.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it is very clear Larian doesn't think about that and just goes for what feels good in the moment
              The moronic 'all games are political' lady literally asked what the themes of the game were and they just went 'have fun lol'

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    I'm not gonna let some magic Cuttlefish boss me around.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >desecrate Shar's shrine and kill its guardians
    >Shadowheart says nothing
    You know, one thing that Bioware did really well back then was have every companion actually react to the shit you did.
    It's either lacking here or Larian's dialog triggers are broken.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have every companion actually react to the shit you did.
      That what the approve-disapprove system is for, just use your imagination : ).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arent sharrans in that shrine just spirits/husks that were previously killed by the demon trapped in with them?

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    no
    yes
    And I freed orpheus.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL consume the tadpoles.
    Aren't they inserted?
    >You WILL turn into a mindflayer.
    If its anything like an ascended sleeper I'm ok with that.
    >You WILL have tentacle sex.
    I don't even have regular sex, what makes you think having testicles would fix that?

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the actual consequences of turning into a mind flayer? I don't plan on playing this game so spoil away.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was THIS CLOSE to uninstalling this trash game since the moonrise towers burned me out, but The Emperor asking me to frick im in the ass during our SECOND CONVERSATION was what tipped the scale, i alt+f4'd and uninstalled this motherfricking shit.

    i honestly feel ashamed for playing it for long as i did.
    i really feel gigantic shame for indulging in this trash for so long as i did.

    i reinstalled Baldurs Gate 2 and made a new character to wash the shame away.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i honestly feel ashamed for playing it for long as i did.
      >i really feel gigantic shame for indulging in this trash for so long as i did.
      you should have a nice day you might feel better

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i can kill you, it will make me feel even better.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          same here, twink.
          watch ur bed tonight 🙂

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >triggered the troony

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i was THIS CLOSE to uninstalling this trash game since the moonrise towers burned me out, but The Emperor asking me to frick im in the ass during our SECOND CONVERSATION was what tipped the scale, i alt+f4'd and uninstalled this motherfricking shit.
      >
      >i honestly feel ashamed for playing it for long as i did.
      >i really feel gigantic shame for indulging in this trash for so long as i did.
      >
      >i reinstalled Baldurs Gate 2 and made a new character to wash the shame away.
      Based off of this image I know it is bait try harder next time

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played any Baldur's Gate before.
    Can I turn into something cool like a lich?

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone talks about this dude debating mindflayer morality when there is an ACTUAL mindflayer bro in the game who genuinely helps you

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New patch dropped.
    >Undergoing partial ceremorphosis will now partially rot your teeth!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? I already had it 2 days ago in my worm run

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