You will die within your lifetime before ever having the opportunity to play Grand Theft Auto VII!

You will die within your lifetime before ever having the opportunity to play Grand Theft Auto VII!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could they ever top the level of debauchery of Miami & South Florida though?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      las vegas, baybeee

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next one will be either Vegas or San Fran

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        too small, you can't have one of those without Los Santos again

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's stupid, just scale up.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t.never been to Vegas or SF
            You have no idea how small Vegas and SF are anon, do you? You can drive around the entire city in less than 30 minutes.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but you can do that in gta 5 too. theres no reason why they cant scale down vegas to inclue like the hoover dam or whatever. Also vegas isnt only the strip theres a ton of suburbs that fall under vegas.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's just because the map is small, not because LA is small

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next one will be either Vegas or San Fran

      >t.never been to Vegas or SF
      You have no idea how small Vegas and SF are anon, do you? You can drive around the entire city in less than 30 minutes.

      They really need to step outside America. Something like Bangkok, Rio, Barcelona, Paris, Dubai, Hong Kong, Chongqing. You can only go so far with one culture's degeneracy and crime culture.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dan Houser said they'd never do a GTA game outside America again (they did do London, but that was for the first game) because GTA was a game about America.

        But he's no longer with the company, so who knows.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          London is a boring setting unless you're doing comedy or spy stuff. Gimme some real chaotic cities.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire world is obsessed with America

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      chicago but that would be too racist for the esg overlords

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      las vegas, baybeee

      [...]
      [...]
      They really need to step outside America. Something like Bangkok, Rio, Barcelona, Paris, Dubai, Hong Kong, Chongqing. You can only go so far with one culture's degeneracy and crime culture.

      chicago but that would be too racist for the esg overlords

      Why not Washington DC?
      It's probably the only major city with plenty of noteworthy, easily recognisable monuments and stuff that has a unique culture in the U.S. Also being the capital and home of everything political there's PLENTY of room for parody. Could add Baltimore as the secondary city too and explore east coast gang culture along with getting plenty of inspiration from The Wire.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only major city
        I should say last major city with a unique culture not portrayed in GTA*

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know not with what console GTA 7 shall be played on; but GTA 8 will be played with sticks and stones.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    VII is typographically too close to VI. they'll go with 7.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell, i won't even make it to see GTA VI. It's honestly fine, at least i live knowing my last moments weren't torn apart because i couldn't play a videogame.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will die in your lifetime

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deep.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am ready, Pete

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, I hope so

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non existence sounds boring

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully not. I'll be 30 when VI releases

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You will die within your lifetime

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the moron in your pic?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, got forbid I die before I get to play... open world slop...

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL! I'm done with Rockstar for almost two decades now. I don't understand the people that find GTA games appealing. I personally find them extremely dull.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name another game, dumbass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask all 100 million of them

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gotta be a full Las Venturas map for VII

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I completely lost interest in Rockslop after GTA V but if they made another Liberty City game I might buy it just to explore NYC.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All joking aside, there's no way Take-Two isn't getting bought out. The asking price was way too high for everyone, but it's obvious that GTA 6 is going to dwarf other games in sales.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will likely be 67 by the time GTA 10 gets announced
    >I will probably not make it to see the 10th installment in this franchise
    life is too fricking short bros

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I won't be able to explore the streets of Karachi in GTA VII
    How can I cope.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will die within your lifetime

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the age of 10+ year long waits between new entries into franchises is over. you can rest easy now knowing that gta 7 will be out in 4 years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol true ai will allow devs to shit out games 10 times faster

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There will be no GTA VII. R* will milk GTA Online 2 until the end of time.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're gonna milk GTA 6 for 15 years, 20 tops.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to reboot Liberty with modern hardware now. Liberty City feels hilariously small because of the size creep at this point.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only GTA game I've played is GTA 2

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, I just want Bully 2

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wont make it until 6 let alone 7

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you gonna kys or got termial?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will die within your lifetime

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're currently 60
    wtf are you talking about

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it'll be Liberty City again
    >and we repeat the III trilogy cycle for another few decades

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      only three cities in America that matter anon

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You will die within your lifetime

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You will die within your lifetime
    oh shit
    has the sun fallen out of orbit with the earth??

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    With city they go next bros or we stuck with 3 city

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *which

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carcer City

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick yeah dude sick reference

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person what, GTA7 isn't going to come out for another 40-60 years?

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rockstar really should have been hiding final fantasy references in each of the gta games this whole time

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA will only truly die when the Houser brothers do, and some literal whos with no real vision take over.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people who made GTA are older than me, so they will die first. GTA7 will be GTA in name only, I will have outlived the true GTAs.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want real organ physics
    anything more is disappointing

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