You will lose your Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin. All of them. Over and over again...

You will lose your Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin. All of them. Over and over again... Without really knowing why... He he he hoo hoo ha hoo ha ha hee hee hoo ha hoo

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Firekeeper Convalescence Home was pretty comfy

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the biggest disappointment of this game was that I didn't get to play as the chosen ashen scholar of the tarnished first sin

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS1 you can see the underside of the giant canopy thats holding shit up though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, never saw that. But still, how is there light comming through the sky (at the Hydra place) when there is a big fricking swamp on top of it ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS1 you can see the underside of the giant canopy thats holding shit up though?

      Yea the trees seem to "hold up" the upper world. An even more direct nausicaa reference than usual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I get that its meant "metaphorically" for Ygdrasil
        Still doesnt explain that there is a sky with godrays downstairs while theres a swamp upstairs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably linked to a different dimension or something

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would make sense, but you can see the Hydra lake from Tomb of the Giants before you fight Nito, so that doesnt really add up either....

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There also isn't a choir following you around, yet you can still hear chanting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The elevator is magic frick you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never got this image since the elevator is only after you head further in horizontally

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And there are even mountains behind the whindmill
        to be fair, theres nothing over those moutains either but eh, who cares
        Why did I even post that pic.....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder:

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so sublimely absurd and dreamlike...so much better and more imaginative than the 1:1 copies of real world shit...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is that pic b4 the DS2 shitposting starts from ?
        DS3 infront of Yhorm ?
        Looks like some uncanny valley AI pic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you talking about Mont-Saint-Michel?

          Yes it's quite unbelievable we went from this to modern day garbage.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            AI generated

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >u can't have shit in Drangleic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mystic ancient bigtree is easier to excuse than elevator windmill. Shit, if they had it going down and then leading out people wouldn't give nearly as much of a frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        um excuse me that regular looking windmill is DREAMLIKE okay??

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SO HECKIN KINO AND BETTER THAN DS1, BEST GAME IN THE SERIES!!!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was her endgame?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah she's right
    I had no fricking idea what was going on in this game, like not even an inkling
    not as good as 1 or 3 but pretty fun and had the benefit of being an actually functional fricking game unlike the PC port of 1

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you mean without knowing why it's because there's a fricking gank squad around every corner

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue. Aggro them individually with throwing knives and shit.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't the character who says that.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will lose all your currency because we put 900 enemies with unlimited poise in a room where the camera sucks balls hee hee hee

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show us on the doll where the turtle knight touched you

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Without really knowing why.
    I know why its because enemies will hit nothing and take 90% of your hp away

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