>You will never be 13 years old again playing minecraft beta with your friends server.

>You will never be 13 years old again playing minecraft beta with your friends server.

it's not fair

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we are now further removed from when this screenshot was taken than this screenshot was to 9/11
    uh oh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your virginity will always be a constant through time so you've got that landmark for orientation in life.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cant turn back time, but assuming you still have those friends you can still play the beta with them

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I used to play this on my mother's shitty pentium laptop at 15 fps. Good times.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might not be 13 years old again but I will enjoy beta MC all the same

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god I'm not a zoomer and didn't grow up with shitty games like minecrap

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate zoomers so much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok zoomer

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >13
    you homosexuals ruined Ganker

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Live in a world where minecraft permanently got worse after it was "finished"
    >It will never be improved because there is NO market value with minecraft anymore since more grey market accounts were created than people who could ever want minecraft
    >Every modpack that doesn't run like shit has to be on 1.10.2 (No I don't want to hear about how Sodium and whatever totally fixes it)
    Arguably worse to me than "You had fun building a house and spending an hour building a spleef arena in survival with some friends you're not friends with any more 13 years ago"

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 8 in 2011.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      underaged YOU ARE UNDERAGE YOU HAVE TO BE YOUR WAY YOUNGER THEN ME. ITS NOT POSSIBLE THAT YOU ARE OVER 18

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am 20.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was seven

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was 7

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      13

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn that sucks
      things were pretty fun til 2013 (arguably earlier according to boomers here)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I got here in 2007 the golden age was over according to originalgays (but they are pedo trannies anyways). The quality dipped in 2010 in some ways but 2013 was when the main cancer really set in, 2011 was also pretty shit honestly but 2012 was unusually good despite the seething of originalgays (2012 was when fedoratip memes and telling pedos to frick off really ramped up, the same old shit from edgy morons just got old), and then 2014 was a HUGE cancer year, the response coming in 2016 when everyone, even part of reddit got sick of tumblr/esg/twitter cancer and started relentlessly turning Ganker into the blighted, but mostly unpozzed, hellscape it is today. 2015 was just when everyone who wasn't completely moronic (and a lot of people who were EXTRA moronic) went to 8ch and the braindead matches stayed here on cuck
        and then 8ch promptly blew itself the frick up within a year and change but by then the greatest janny bullshit had passed on Ganker so the culture returned

        but Ganker was never good, it used to be worse than /b/ genuinely, in fact I think around 2018 it was probably better than "old Ganker"...very briefly, we're back to designated shitting board now

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember /b/ being mostly just dick pics in 2006.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            /b/ was mostly just morons for the first half of it's existence and a porn board for the rest of it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              A sad decline

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was 7

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus, im old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was 21

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      die little homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was 6.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are too young to be on here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. I still remember being annoyed about the addition of grass though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was also 8 at that time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone here saying I was 7-8 in 2011
      Good god. I need to leave this board again and never comeback

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that helps I was 13 in 2003

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, come on now.
        I was 9.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Over the last year I came to the realization that I never liked video games and the fond memories I have of them are nothing but an illusion. What I really liked was playing with my friends..

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might be again one day if we discover age reversing technology without foreskin enzymes

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft beta was played by college kids, not 13 year olds.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You couldn't be more wrong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >13
      Me and all my friends were in HS in 2010-11, but yes I do miss those days.

      You couldn't be more wrong

      Minecraft wasn't perceived as a "kiddie game" until it became really big with israelitetubers in 2012. I remember most of the blogposts talking about it at the time being made by people collegiate age.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying millennial college "people" weren't all severely underdeveloped, autistic manchildren
        cope

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          underdeveloped, autistic manchildren
          I never said they weren't, but that has nothing to do with my point. Minecraft just didn't have the stigma of being a "kids game" at the time.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i was 20 when minecraft came out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same bro.
      I remember playing it with my best friend when he was still alive 🙁

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you too, huh?
        was it suicide?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            troony?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No.
              One day he just stopped coming online, stopped replying to my messages. He was just suddenly gone. No warnings, nothing.
              Later I found out about the reasons, none of which he ever talked to me about.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick is wrong with you? Someone brings up suicide and your first thought is "muh trannies"? Have you seriously been this brain-poisoned? Or is this just your really moronic attempt at humor?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                80% of the articles I see about trannies are about suicide
                The other 20% is how they are grooming children.

                Its not my fault, its the media

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not my fault that the media
                Imagine allowing the media to control your perception of reality, no wonder why you're thinking troons the minute that anything tangential to them is even brought up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you still on Ganker gramps?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that's a finely crafted bait.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can load up Minecraft beta with your friends any time you want and you will get bored after 5 minutes.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was here when the alpha was being shilled here and nowhere else...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he post it to his blog first?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding-java-edition/minecraft-mods/3106066-better-than-adventure-for-beta-1-7-3-timely
    retvrn

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only people that obsess over minecraft beta are stupid zoomers that were not around to experience the true minecraft multiplayer experience

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lava survival
      >tnt wars
      >spawning in to a bedrock jail so that the admins could vet whether you were a griefer or not before tping you out

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me, it was those servers that gave everyone a small world to build in, and you leveled up as more people visited your world so you could unlock more commands and bigger world sizes. one time i gave someone permission to build in my world, and they put a block of lava in the top corner of the world. i remember they pretended that it was an accident

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fences were just logs with slabs on top of them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me, it was the hectic zombie survival

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 16, first year in college, and it was early alpha, and I was the friend hosting the server.
    But yeah RIP miss before all my friends were fricking lunatics, Minecraft was run by Microsoft, and Microsoft was run by trannies.
    never ever forget all the good times with hMod before bukkit and mod drama and license bullshit

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You *could* join a new server and make new friends *if* it were not for microshaft's homosexualy verification system.
    They stole my game from me.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ywn never be 13 years old and bullying all the autists who play block game made for 9 year olds and below, instead of games made for 12 year olds like Arkham City, Uncharted, and Skyrim.
    it's not fair

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 12
    >friend invites me to his cracked server
    >we are both obviously moronic and poor
    >he gives me modding permissions and we start to build shit for whatever script he's gonna implement
    >some guy enters the server and says he's the kid's friend and that I should give him mod permission
    >for some fricking reason I gave him mod permission despite usually knowing that is a stupid idea
    >Log in the other day to find a 2b2t looking shithole
    I don't think we ever talked again after that, lmfao.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, i remember organizing a server for a bunch of people at my school to play on, and some random people joined and pretended to be part of the group to trick us into allowing them to stay and they eventually griefed the place

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I met my GF on the Ganker minecraft server.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEVER WAS YOU moron
    I was 15 playing the alpha 🙂

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He wasn't there during infdev
    I saw the potential. I was unironically hyped beyond belief. I saw Notch do fricking nothing with it but instead add bullshit uninspired features nobody wanted and it still pisses me off to this day. Worse, it eclipsed any possibility of a similar game to come out for an entire fricking decade. The only saving grace is that at least now people are noticing how bad Mojang is at developing the game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was doe. i remember seeing diamonds for the first time by looking at the underside of the floating islands

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come back from school and join the group server and play until dinner
    >eating dinner over the mic with 2 other friends while the other 3 still building and fricking around in the background
    >our other friend finally comes back later from basketball practice to rally everyone to continue playing for another 2-3 hours

    take me back

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played online minecraft

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free multi-player m8necraft was the best. Gemof's zombie survival was always packed to capacity and I played the shit out of that.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 19 when Minecraft first became a hit here.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read this as "You will never be 13 years old again playing minecraft beta with your friends sister."

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was already old when Minecraft came out and already friendless. I only started playing recently though but I believe this game is meant to be played alongside other people, friends or with randos. It gets pretty lonely.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This didn't exist when I was 13. I was playing Duke Nukem 3D and Quake at 13.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be playing Minecraft with friends on a cracked server, probably around 2012 or so
    >not sure if it was pre-hunger, or if the cracked server simply modded it out
    >played with a mishmash of mods, from Team Fortress 2 (for sentries and teleporters) to Final Fantasy (so we could have golden chocobos that could fly)
    >remember building a humongous fortress that hit the sky limit
    >would take a bunch of pals and go into the Twilight Forest and hunt bosses
    >most fun I've ever had
    >one day we all just stopped playing due to a lack of interest
    >that's the last time I ever played Minecraft

    And now seeing Minecraft in its current state leaves me with a mix of anger and sadness. Microtransactions, Microsoft banning you from singleplayer worlds if you say no no words, intentionally making 50 different versions to confuse mod makers and eventually bully them out of minecraft entirely. It hurts my soul. Even now, while I play Terraria to fill the void, there's just something that Minecraft did that can't be replicated.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's just something that Minecraft did that can't be replicated.
      It was the novelty, the sense of exploration and discovery, the people you played with, and your own childlike wonder. All of those are gone now.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But is MC still good? Or is Valheim better for adults

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent most of my time either on pvp or just hanging out in my dirt house with my pet chicken.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I won't because this game dropped in beta when I was 18.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    time is not fair

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