>You will never play an open world sandbox game set in Australia with beautiful open world with different unique biomes
AUS has a lot of land, where are the game devs? Why are there no game studios in Australia?
>You will never play an open world sandbox game set in Australia with beautiful open world with different unique biomes
There was that mad max game everyone forgot about
FPBP.
189hs. Really enjoy their little quirks. Should have more, deep lore, deeper mechanics, customization of cars beyond the 3 base ones. Really make a man vs nature vs enemies. Make your own base... This shit will be cool af
Taxed as frick, best to chase up a job for VIDYAGAEMS elsewhere in the world. Likewise with New Zealand, who is arguably even worse about it.
>Taxed as frick
actually there's tax breaks for gamedev companies
the problem is you'll never get the initial funding for anything because it costs more to hire people for a 2 year project, screen australia only helps like 40k-100k, which isn't even 1 person's avg yearly salary, and it comes with various strings attached
I'll stand corrected
Unfortunately this. I'm in NZ and Aus is the place most people go to get better wages and even then, it's pretty low for a first world country.
Also, if you think an open world game set in Australia would have unique biomes, I've got bad news for you. It's all just a big fricking desert with a few habitable fringes at the edges.
It'd be boring as frick.
Like Red Faction, but without the buildings and shit, just a sea of red dust and rocks.
What about... get this... setting the game in an interesting spot? Or just making one up?
Ain't like there's many games that try to give you the entire north american continent as a play area, why the frick would you assume that's what anybody's asking for with australia?
Just get the spirit of it down and it's good enough.
So why even bother set it in Australia then? Just set it in some fictional land? Then you can do whatever you want.
It's like saying "why set it in japan?"
Nobody asking for the entirety of japan as a play area, just one cool bit of it. An island here, or a city there. Not all the mountains and rice paddies in between. Same with australia. Set it in this backwater town, or that rainforest tourist city, or that historic prison island or whatever. Just get the part that's cool and has the atmosphere people are asking for and you've got yourself an australian setting that scratches the itch.
It's fricked, I have a game dev friend who's wonderfully creative but is stuck at some shithole studio contracted by facebook to make metaverse minigames lmao
Would it be possible for you to ask your friend a question or tell him a message from me?
>this Black person again
you've been posting for game devs to message you for weeks now
what do you hope to achieve with this here? just go literally anywhere else
There are other people here who ask that question besides me. Just chat a bit. If it bothers you, please ignore it.
Btw: Are you the one I asked abouve or just another poster?
I do some hobby game dev. What are you asking? Unless you're paying, you're not going to get anyone. Ideas guys are a useless and massively oversaturated part of the vidya market.
Are you sill here or were you the poster from below?
Can you pls reply
One is releasing in around 2 weeks that's set in Wester Australia.
What's it called?
Broken Roads
>Broken Roads is a story-rich, party-based RPG set in a decaying, post-apocalyptic version of the vast Australian Outback, featuring a genre-redefining morality system. Survive, form bonds, and make tough choices that will shape your dangerous yet mesmerizing journey across the wilds.
Sounds pretty ok
I'm looking forward to it, I hope it's good.
Looks homosexual
you'd have to drive hours away from a city for a bar like this
>brookton pub
wait is it actually set in brookton WA
brookton burgers unrelated but extremely underrated - 1.5x maccas price for 100x better
not gonna dox myself but one of these days i may have a reason to drive past brookton burgers so thanks for the heads up
yes homie, it's set in the wheatbelt of WA
You know how weird that feels? I'm not some gay New York or london or whatever international moron who constantly has their home featured in video games. It felt weird enough flying over Perth in MFS.
>You know how weird that feels?
well I've lived in WA my whole life and played vidya just as long, so yes I do.
Visited Cumnock and Dubbo on my last visit to Australia. Some of the "hotels" on the way there looked like this.
>australian game
>game costs $150
it’s fricked, mate
Jobs here want you to have 5-10 YOE just for entry level, and then you’ve got the entry level pay to match it. We’re also currently screaming towards a big recession that we’ve rebranded as “cost of living”, because our leaders are so inept and corrupt that 1L of milk now costs you $6-$7AUD. Your rent will be AT LEAST 60% of your income (now more like 66%), and if you don’t want to pay those exorbitant rates you’ll have the pleasure of a 2 hour commute, BOTH WAYS, on our fricked up australian roads. Did I mention it will cost you almost $1000 just to get your paperwork finalised so your car can even be driven on the road??
Then you have to deal with the australian corporate culture which is a mix of exported american wokeism and rabid feminism, with the entire funding & power of the state ready to go at a moments notice to frick your shit up if you even so much as look at a bush-Black person sideways. No matter how much you earn, you will NEVER afford a house here, as they generally go for $800k for 300sqm of land and a common wall with your pajeet neighbours. Our government officials are ALL pedophiles, as are our police, and we also endured some of the most communist, brutal lockdowns during covid which really woke the country up to what’s going on. Not that anything changed, but i digress.
You are NOT allowed to own the means of protecting yourself or your family, be it a rifle or a bat, and the state WILL threaten you at gunpoint until you acquiesce compliance like a good goy. The highest paying jobs here are in the mines, which is just nepotism turned up to 11, and unironically selling coke/weed to rich old buttholes that work for the government. There are ZERO opportunities here if you do not have connections, and ours is by far & large one of the worst totalitarian societies you could live in; the feds make the laws up as they go and the only laws that matter are the ones that are enforced upon you in the form of fines
>Jobs here want you to have 5-10 YOE just for entry level
it's not actually true
they just say this so they have a reason to dismiss candidates
and they want people who beg the most for the position to get it, people who start their cover letters with "I dont have 10 YOE, but blah blah blah"
forgot to end the post with
"but you're right, they will pay peanuts"
this but unironically
they do it to just weed out the kinds of morons that put their entire resume in the Subject field of their email, or the ones that literally apply with "hey bro you gots job? xD - sent from iPhone"
It's a shame because we in NZ are in a similar predicament, but IMO, Aus and NZ are the two most beautiful places to live in the world. Our summers are glorious, our winters are mild, our beaches are world class, our tourism is incredible, our people are chill and friendly and we avoid a soulless urban sprawl by having a larger suburban living area that's relatively easy to get to the city.
It's just that we're getting royally fricked financially. If we managed to grow that sector, we'd be the greatest countries in the world.
This recession shit is fricking killing me. Can't we just robin hood from all the 1%ers on wall street to cover the cost of this? Steal from Musk and Bezos and co and use it to pay back all that shit?
Frick.
>political post that gets all the (yous)
>politcal post
I don't follow
They're upset at the abo flag, it makes people over 40 shit themselves in terror.
No I am making a joke that these threads always end up going from 'video games' to politics in minutes
play forbidden west. it's almost same thing but there are cool robots and more biomes
>play the troony gaem
You almost have there, frick face. Not gonna play your shit
Why the frick is there a rotating Australia general on Ganker of all places the last few weeks?
Can't you morons just stick to Ganker and stop making us look bad?
I bet some smelly QLD subhuman made this thread.
As an Aussie, I would sincerely like to apologise for Queensland. One day we hope to lock them all up on Christmas island, but it is currently being used to hold all the filthy pajeets from having their own personal D-Day pooacaust on our beaches.
Currently we are keeping the Queenslanders isolated in their state by informing them that there are no cane toads for them to eat if they cross the border.
>living on the Sunny Coast, surrounded entirely by whites
>go up north for a year
>abos and blacks as far as the eye can see
>come back to the coast to find it’s filled with muslims now
>go south and encounter the Great Wall of Chinese
This country is fricked, but that’s no excuse for you acting like such a gay. I bet you’re in Melbourne right now. Disgusting.
>the last few weeks
try 10+ years newbie
>last few weeks
moron
Australia as a setting is kinda gay tbh.
if you've actually been out west it's largely just dirt and scrub, just large flat and dry, none of which makes for an interesting game location.
I cant think of a more boring location to set a game in tbh, it's the same reason all our movies about "the outback" suck, because there's frick all out there and the people out there are boring too.
that's the only unique thing we have, the other "biomes" are better in the rest of the world.
>if you've actually been out west it's largely just dirt and scrub, just large flat and dry, none of which makes for an interesting game location.
You mean like any Fallout game? That's obviously not the problem, and even if it was there's a lot more than desert on this continent y'know. Whole east coast is green, can't you see? Even something set in Tazzy could be sick. But it's not like the geographical setting is what makes any game good or interesting.
What's the flag on the right?
torres strait. they're like abos, but live on islands.
the horseshoe boys
this country fricking sucks and would make a shit open world game. Frick you OP and to any of my fellow country men reading this thread I hope you get raped by a pack of feral abos fresh from Alice Springs!!!
AUSTRALIA=gay NATION
>AUS has lots of land
Sure, not livable though. Unless you're on the coast most of the land is mountainous, desert, barren grasslands, or rainforest. Most of the population lives closer to the edges of the continent and we don't have that big of a population to begin with.
Australia would make a great setting for an open world game. It is gigantic and has huge diversity in its environments. If you genuinely think Australia sucks then leave you fricking drongo
>Australia would make a great setting for an open world game.
NTA but 99.95% of our landmass looks like this, and then the rest is slightly thicker thinner amounts of those trees, with some very rare places even having snow on them.
it's quite literally the worst possible place to set an open world game, unless that open world game was about driving around an empty environment.
I love it here, but inland sucks ass, and coastal is probably on average nicer than the rest of the world but there's not a ton of it and 1 season a year it's unbearable.
Worked for the Far Cry 2 and the Mad Max game.
Far Cry 2 is in Africa, moron.
Yes, moron, it also has virtually the same scenery that guy is complaining about.
>it's quite literally the worst possible place
Why do moronic homosexuals always say stupid shit like this.
why do you just reply in some homosexual way instead of making a point?
Because it was so fricking stupid I didn't really have to. You just pulled some moronic statement out of your ass and thought you sounded smart.
>ItS qUiTe LiTeRalLy
Shut the frick up you dumb c**t
man I was not far off with my 99.95% number, look at that map.
same here
literally just Africa with a peppering of green.
>people living in Australia think that it is a shit country
I dont think it's shit, further Im good mates with an ecologist and I am well aware of our biodiversity,
I do think we're a boring setting for a video game because the things that would set the game apart from anywhere else in the world are the boring scrub deserts. when people think Australia they think this
not "montane grasslands and cold forests".
what would be the point of setting a game here if you set it in tassie? or blackbutt?
I grew up near blackbutt and have went through the forest reserve so many times
would be so weird to have something set there lmao
yeah I only mentioned blackbutt cause I've managed to end up there on 3 separate occasions for completely different unrelated reasons. like the universe wants me to go there for some reason.
Why does this image use images of farms/plantations for examples of its climate?
There are plenty of game devs in aus. Most are just indie devs though. Noteworthy aus developed games:
>LA Noire
>Hollow Knight
>Webbed
>Cult of the Lamb
>Untitled Goose Game
>The Forgotten City (super underrated game btw)
>Antichamber
>Golf with your friends
>de Blob
>Bioshock series (joint work between 2K Australia and others)
Ignorant post. It's just bizarre how people living in Australia think that it is a shit country and try to make it sound worse. Australia is actually one of the most biodiverse countries in the world, partly because of the extreme range of its biomes. We have literally every biome a country can have except taiga. Vast majority of people live coastal or bushy inland which is why people seem to think we don't have a beautiful environment but that's not true.
Here's a few more Aussie games for the list
KKND was great. I'd add Submarine Titans to the list.
>that pic
>"yeah, pretty diverse temperatures here, we got hot as frick all the way up to inhumanely hot as frick"
I hate "nice weather"-gays like you wouldn't believe.
Euros have it worse than us come summertime, and I'm in QLD. Vic or Taz are downright chilly.
Coastal areas could be interesting.
Hope those c**ts get eaten to be honest with you
Everyone lives in cities. Boomers benefited from cheap housing and then turned housing into a commodity to build wealth for themselves and frick future generations. Maintaining property prices requires a constant flow of Chinese "investors" laundering their dirty money along with hordes of pajeets needing to rent houses. Therefore prices are always high. Rural areas in Australia have limited employment opportunities and shit infrastructure. Government could invest in high speed rail connections between cities and regional towns plus better internet and incentives to encourage industry in rural areas. This could take pressure of major cities and more people would build houses in other towns. But real estate israelites don't want that as it would cause prices to drop in the big cities and boomer pensions are tied up in real estate. So the government will never do this.
>Government could invest in high speed rail connections between cities and regional towns
not even HSR, just electrify the fricking intercity train lines would do wonders to improve speed
I can't believe 2024 and the Syd-Melb train line is still not electrified. Instead they are planning on buying some dogshit ass "hybrid" rolling stock from spain which has also of course horribly crawled over budget
>the worst possible place to set an open world game, unless that open world game was about driving around an empty environment
we already have Australia game
Why the frick do you make threads like this every night? fricking sad c**t. have a nice day already.
The only game I can think off of the top of my head made by aussies is Hollow Knight and that's only because my sister cannot shut the frick up about it
Looks surprisingly not bad honestly. I'll keep an eye on it. RPGs have a high bar to get me to play them but you never know when something interesting pops out of nowhere. I doubt anybody was expecting a cult hit to come out of estonia, for example.
>wow flat land desert, farms, and trees
>this open world game where i... uh
I would kill for a Fallout game set in Aus.
>Unique biomes
>Rain forest that look like SEA
>Beaches
>Very generic modern cities and suburbs
>Rocks. Sometimes massive ones but not usually
>90% inhospitable Dirt and shrubs filled with fauna that will kill you but will generally just ignore you.
>Crackheads literally everywhere
Real fun game play
>Very generic modern cities and suburbs
What are Australian cities like?
All of the major cities are just smaller versions of Sydney. Very clean but also very ... basic. Melbourne has more culture if you consider lots of asians and rainbow haired cucks to be "culture".
Perth is my favorite city. It's mostly known for being boring. But actually staying there for a while, you realise thats part of the charm. Brisbane...we don't talk about that.
personally, as someone who has lived all over australia, I think Perth is not just Boring, but the 'worst' place to live in Australia just because Perth and by Extension a lot of the surrounding areas, is extremely 'Americanized' in how they do things, especially when it comes to how they do their infrastructure, culture and Education.
Like, while the Eastern half of Australia has more in common culture-wize with various parts of Europe(mostly England), WA has a frickton more in common with American culture.
Hell in some places in WA even their accent is more like an american Accent than the usual Australian accent just due to how many Americans used to live there for mining purposes and shit like that
I won't argue about the "worst place to live" part, but I have no fricking idea where you're pulling all the other shit from. Infrastructure maybe. You absolutely need a car to live here. Culture and education though? There certainly feels like there's been more Americans here since the 2010s, but accent? Australia only really has one accent.
Australia has varying accents, its just quite often Extremely subtle where its quite often just the way certain words are pronounced, or the way that words are used, where most foreigners, or even a lot of Australians themselves will barely notice it
like for example
>NSW: usually more British in their mannerisms and way they use words, especially in the older towns
>VIC: usually has less of that signature Australian sounding accent
>QLD: Talks faster and tend to use more words than necessary
>SA: talks slower and straight to the point
>NT: usually is the stereotypical 'accent' that Hollywood loves to use for every Australian
>WA: Usually Pronounces words more of the American way and uses a lot of American names/phrases for things
>TAZ: honestly, never been there or met anyone from there so don't know
>Perth
>Brisbane
QRD on these? Are they that bad?
>where are the game devs?
they were eaten by the aborigines
>Why are there no game studios in Australia?
average rent is $600 a week and stops everything complicated from being made because you simply dont have time to do anything with landlords breathing down your neck for their free pie
>hot ass wasteland
>different unique biomes
Wat
why do you make this fricking thread every single day of your life? i'm just gonna filter you now i'm sick and tired of seeing your homosexual ass
>BIG OPEN WORLD!
>95% of it is empty shithole instadeath zone
Wow, what a great map devs.
Why did abos burn down the entire continent, and why do modern white australians tolerate them draining theit tax dollars so they can huff gas and smoke rotisserie chickens?
Australia has fricking shit "biomes".
I can't believe the amount of chinese and indians i've seen here. Worse than Singapore and Indonesia tbh.
>t. SEAgay
We're essentially a chunk of the west floating a literal stone's throw away, why are you surprised?
I mean, i kinda expect it but i didn't realize just how many of them around here. Hell, my class consist of 85% chinese, 10% indians, and the rest are a mix of SEAsians/Australian/Europeans.
All part and parcel of the post-war west.
What you mean by SEA?
South East Asia, moronbro
>accidently looked at housing prices again
>tons of land
>insane housing prices
What gives?
Because there isn't tons of land
Yes there is. You're gonna have to add more to that sentence if you want it to be anywhere close to reality.
You know what I mean so theres no point in adding more to that sentence
I know what you mean and you're still wrong.
90% of australia is a desert
all the jobs are in the 3 major cities
aussie states are so big that it takes a few days drive to get across some of them.
if you dont live within a 2h commute of a city you may as well not have a job.
yeah yeah unique, so brave and stronk australian environments
Dirt's not red enough, may as well be mexico. Better luck next time.
Toowoomba is actually really cool. It's a town built on top of a mountain range. You can see the edge in the picture here.
That's called a plateau.
>Toowoomba
What happens here
largest inland city in australia
highest altitude city in australia
is colder than a lot of the rest of australia
trade hub for country/rural areas ~1000km west of it.
lot of meth and rednecks (we call them bogans)
basically only exists because Brisbane is 2h away and everything beyond T-ba is bumfrickanulla
This, it's a methed-up Denver, Colorado with no snow.
>largest inland city in australia
>highest altitude city in australia
Those aren't things that happen or things that anyone cares about knowing.
Great Dividing Range is based
>Toowoomba's colonial history traces back to when English botanist and explorer Allan Cunningham arrived in Australia from Brazil. He conducted an inland expedition north from the New England region and in June 1827 encountered 4 million acres (16,000 km2) of rich farming and grazing land, which he named as the Darling Downs,[16] bordered on the east by the Great Dividing Range and 160 kilometres (100 mi) west of the settlement of Moreton Bay.
Why is it a meth town now?
they couldnt afford to live in Ipswich and Sandgate anymore
I like that there's massive trees down every street, and super rooster, toowoomba is goated and am thinking about moving there.
>with different unique biomes
>desert
>shity desert shrubbery
>more desert
>rocks
wow so amazing
>Politicians that sell your future down the river for the short term to stay in power or inflate their real estate portfolios
>Red tape on every fricking thing; good luck trying to open a business
>She'll be right culture that just becomes subservient bend me over a frick me in the ass when it comes to actual rights
>No fricking civilian rights in a dogshit constitution that was clearly written for a group of people never expected to have significant rights
>Everyone is paying over half their income to their rent or if they're lucky a mortgage their boomer parents helped them get a hold on, at least the latter have an asset
>Need to take out a loan for groceries
>Floodgates were opened to India and Chinese, major cities are fricked
>Anti intellectualism culture where people take pride in being ignorant
>No ingenutiy or emerging industries; entire economy is built around selling rocks overseas and our land to Chinese
>Australia digs stuff out of the ground and sells it. Our government killed every other industry cause they're moronic
Perth is the only white city left
we're going to have a flag change and become a republic in your lifetime
The only flag I will accept
>when Sam Neil wore it in Event Horizon
kino
Boong garbage.
>Australian game
>This game was developed in the traditional lands of Wongagollabingnoonganong people
What are some australia inside jokes?
Like how there's more sheeps than people in New Zealand
Tasmanians are incestuous
We are not. My second head told me so
drop bears
>Like how there's more sheeps than people in New Zealand
used to be
sheep industry dying off in NZ and being replaced with tourism and deer farming
>deer farming
Isn't NZ super cautious about importing animals, especially mammals? Deer farming sounds like a big no no
Where in AUS has the best outstanding natural wildlife?
Why the beautiful natural freshwater rivers of Cairns, of course! Go for a swim, the water's just right!
>with different unique biomes
Like desert, desert scrubland, desert bushland, scrubland, bushland, and a bit of rainforest. Wow so many biomes.
do we get to run over the abos?
gulla gulla gulla
why does australia have a mongolian flag?
Australia is a nation entirely founded and settled by Britain and British people
Australians call British people who immigrate to Australia "poms", which is derived from a slang term for immigrant
They also call British people who did not immigrate to Australia "poms"
They do not call non-British immigrants poms but they call non-immigrant Brits poms
Therefore Australians (themselves British immigrants to Australia) hate other British people for immigrating to Australia, and extent that hatred to other British people who didn't immigrate to Australia, but do not extent that hatred to non-Brits who do not immigrate to Australia
So Australians descended from immigrant Brits call non-immigrant Brits "immigrants", and call non-British immigrants... Australian
Hmm
You sound gay and your shit is moronic.
Why did Aussies outsource everything?
Outsourcing jobs is the root of all of australia's economic problems
Our political class is made of primarily of people who do not consider themselves Australian and have no loyalty to the country or people of Australia. Our military acquisitions in the last 30 years demonstrate this the best
>Have to choose between American Blackhawks or French Seahawks
>Government spends more for less Seahawks
>Seahawks suck
>Stick with them for decades anyway, paying a massive markup
>Eventually too many people die because Seahawks fricking suck, but Blackhawks
>Have to choose between American Apaches and some piece of shit French Helicopter I forget the name of
>Choose the French piece of shit
>Except it doesn't fire American munitions, which we use
>Pay the French manufacturer huge money to modify the design to be compatible with American munitions
>It still sucks
>End up buying the Apaches and DeCom-ing the French bullshit
>Have to choose between Australian Manufactured AR-Pattern Rifles and some Austrian piece of shit that we import
>Choose the Austrian bullshit that nobody likes
>Decomission all out native production for rifles and Ammo
>Now can't do live fire exercises often because we have no boolits
>Have to choose between getting American Nuclear submarines FOR FREE or spending 100 BILLION dollars on piece of shit French Diesel subs
>Choose the obsolete piece of shit French submarines because ????
>????????
>American government steps in because actually being able to contest China in the ocean is kind of important, end up with American Nuclear subs
>STILL PAY THE FRENCH COMPANY FOR THE SUBMARINES THEY ARE NOT MAKING
See the pattern? Our government is full of scions from British and French families who sell us out at every possible juncture to enrich their families.
>Why did Aussies outsource everything?
min wage in australia is $30 an hour
far higher than anywhere else in the world
which makes it expensive to do anything here
and even though we get paid more, it all evaporates in one trip to the supermarket, and goes into landlord's pocket, at least utility companies actually work to provide electricity, water, internet
all landlords do is count your money and take your eggs
>min wage in australia is $30 an hour
how does anyone afford rent on that
>how does anyone afford rent on that
thats the thing, the whole country feels entitled to get more than they deserve
from the shoe shine boys to the landlords
I wanna just get an RV and live in peace
>min wage in australia is $30 an hour
i'm earning $25 in my mid twenties
Still pretty high for shit like checkout attendants and McDonald's 'cooks'. It only gets more expensive when you get into the actual useful jobs that benefit society, like any of the trades. Tradies are hideously overpaid here, but they also have endless regulations and shit to deal with.
Why does anyone go to uni when trades pay so much better?
Because if you go to Uni you can leave this fricking country.
Because it's near impossible to get an apprenticeship now if you don't have connections. Apprentice numbers are in freefall rn
>Apprentice numbers are in freefall rn
lol it's fricking funny
the gov needs 90,000 more tradies, and tafe isn't cutting it
everyday is a comedy here
we're like 3/4s of the way to becoming africa tier
>and tafe isn't cutting it
Because most Tafes don't even offer the courses for trades. Plenty of them offer hairdressling classes and other completely useless bullshit though.
>most Tafes don't even offer the courses for trades
pretty sure they do...
ive considered it, but then why did graduate high school and uni for? just to become a plumber?
Plumbers are charging $130-160/hr in sydney. Need someone to get into it tho
Nah, the companies the plumbers are working for are charging that much. The plumbers themselves don't get half that.
>the companies the plumbers are working for are charging that much. The plumbers themselves don't get half that.
You're a moronic child. Why are you offering opinions about things you have absolutely no idea about?
>are charging $130-160/hr in sydney
I KNOW, IT'S BLOODY IRRITATING
and what the fricking frick is with the tv encouraging women to go into the trades
THEY DONT BELONG THERE
STOP TRYING TO TURN THEM INTO MEN FOR FRICKS SAKE, GAY COUNTRY
I've heard from a few people that women tradies are more trustworthy. They've got more to prove so tend to work harder and do a better job.
Considering I've had to babysit every (male) tradie I've had to stop them from taking shit shortcuts I could believe it.
>Considering I've had to babysit every (male) tradie I've had to stop them from taking shit shortcuts I could believe it.
Any stories?
Nothing really entertaining just shit like an electrician running some new cables and not bothering to follow the studs and instead just pulling them straight across until I poked my head in to ask if he wanted a drink or anything.
Pic related, he started out doing like the black line until he realised I was hanging around and switched to the green pattern.
Had plumbers try to talk absolute bollocks about a hot water tank that I installed myself with a plumber friend a couple months before and knew was fine.
>I've heard from a few people that women tradies are more trustworthy
yes, but they dont have the mechanical aptitude, or the desired physical strength to do a risky physical job
how's a woman with huge boobs supposed to keep her balance on a ladder in high heels while carrying a stack of tiles?
it's a bad joke and it needed to stop yesterday
>balance on a ladder in high heels while carrying a stack of tiles?
Nobody is. 3 POINTS OF CONTACT AT ALL TIME MOTHERFRICKER
For the more physical stuff sure. But anything that requires skill and finesse, I'm going to be trying to find a woman to do it in the future.
>But anything that requires skill and finesse
they should stick to their natural hobbies like decorating and baking cakes
Nobody is doing these jobs in high heels you moron. Have you ever been outside before in your life?
I saw a women driving a train the other day, at least she can't get lost when following the train tracks
>how's a woman with huge boobs supposed to keep her balance
are you moronic?
Women have boobs on both side, so it's not gonna throw them off balance.
>Women have boobs on both side
on their back too? lol what planet do you come from?
They're called asses, Patrick
>asses
White women have no asses.
>tafe
QRD on this? is it like community college?
more or less. they typically offer courses that help you get entry level jobs like hairdresser/chef/IT/etc.
It's basically Community College except way shittier and with a mixture of low tier trade pre-training included and a bunch of moronic shit like How to Use Excel and hairdressing and shit.
>How to Use Excel
lol
they're actually neccesary for boomers, but I hate these courses because there's no fast way to prove to the teacher that you know excel
every goddam basic thing in this country needs a certificate
yes, pretty much
if you dont get into uni, you go to tafe to get a certificate in something useful
from my understanding of what community colleges are in America? yeah, Tafe is basically just a fancier version of Community college
It's because getting in apprenticeship in this country is put entirely on the apprentice and it's their fault if they don't get one for "not trying hard enough".
>Tradies are hideously overpaid here, but they also have endless regulations and shit to deal with.
Like?
>don't use indoor nails outside
>Just follow the fricking plans
>Like?
Don't worry about it, kiddo. Get your work placement counselor to tell you in school tomorrow.
>Tradies are hideously overpaid here
and they're all shit now
nothing built in the last 20 years will be standing in 50 years time
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12382943/Housing-market-Tradie-reveals-never-buy-property-built-post-Covid-slams-shoddy-construction-companies.html
they just dont make them like they used to
>min wage in australia is $30 an hour
it's 23
cheaper wages and larger profits.
outsourcing to turd worlders.
bringing in turd worlders to do minimum wage manual labor.
its so fricking over
we're a nation of tradies and miners no matter how we dress it up
you did get a trade instead of going to uni, right lads?
>you did get a trade instead of going to uni, right lads?
they tricked me into going to uni 🙁
I didn't get either, because my Dad is a Dipshit who pulled me out of School to force me to get me a "good paying job" which was a labour intensive heavy Industrial job and now its impossible for me to change careers because I have no experience in the shit I actually would have loved to do, am competing with kids fresh out of school who get picked over me, and everyone else my age has like 8+ years of experience in those jobs
I'm in uni but it's one of the relatively employable majors.
>iron ore is projected to run out within the century
>he didn't go to an abo school growing up
ngmi
U the proper deadly one
>mcdonalds is considered a good salary in straya
You guys are fricked
Who are you quoting?
Is Australia or America more cucked on groceries right now? Keep in mind you have to add tax to every sticker price in the US, and both countries are going through a cost of living crunch.
What the frick's going on here mate?
some homosexual spammer
what the frick is wrong with australians?
do they all aspire to be women football stars or women tradies?
women's lib is a total fricking failure
wow, is it any wonder why nobody wants to date australian women, gross
this woman tricked australian women into becoming men, now they have to wake up at 7am just like everyone else lmao
>7am
Black person like half this country is up before 5 at this point. The busiest times at my local gym are 5:30 to 6:30 in the morning. Everywhere does rotating rosters with day and night shifts and 12 hour days minimum.
>Black person like half this country is up before 5 at this point.
suckers lmao
>The busiest times at my local gym are 5:30 to 6:30 in the morning.
lmao imagine PAYING to exercise lololol
lmao
they won
Do you just spam youtube links, or do you have a single opinion of your own?
have you heard any of these opinions?
>have you heard any of these opinions?
In the sense that I've met plenty of morons like you. Every pub, ever class, every breakroom, every club has one. You are the annoying little shit who can't keep his fricking hands from fiddling with his phone, because all you do is awkwardly try to sidle your way into people's good graces by shoving informative videos and stories under their noses and squealing 'WHADDYA THINK HUH? HUH? HUH?' People hate you, and at best barely tolerate you. You have no personality, you just desperately present other people's opinions and hope it impresses people.
Be a person for a change, not just someone who regurgitates whatever is on your feed. That's how you make friends pal. You actually have to grow up and be someone. Not just a social parasite.
that's a long winded way to say no
now go back to bed, your gay bf is waiting for you
>responds with a simpsons meme
got any of your own memes or do you let the simpsons do all your thinking for you
you sound like that friendlyjordies homosexual
do you know more than youtube?
you're as ignorant as your peers who dont spam youtube videos because they're dumb as rocks, just like you
Who is youtube? Is this a person I can talk to? Because you've linked at least a few random gurus with no expertise whatsoever. Essentially just taking the opinion of a random person on a soapbox as fact. Regardless of the opinion in question, that is pretty cringe, to the point where I'm not entirely sure you're not just spamming random youtube videos on an inflammatory topic just to troll and derail the thread.
>Regardless of the opinion in question
revealed your ignorance right there homosexual
go watch your abc news for your daily opinion, youtube is full of scary information that require you to use your brain!
I also watch youtube though. I just don't go around spamming it like some kind of poof.
You linked a bunch of youtube videos of TV shows btw so you're outright contradicting your own stance for some reason.
>I just don't go around spamming it like some kind of poof.
you go around describing whole youtube videos to people because you haven't figured out urls yet
>Because you've linked at least a few random gurus with no expertise whatsoever.
if you dont know who billy connolly is, you need to be deported, even if you're born here
I was referring more to these.
There's a reason I said "at least a few" and not "only".
fricking gross
imagine coming home and getting manhandled by your wife
Australia is rank. The women are rank, the men are rank, the imported labor is rank.
Rank
a nation of 4s
I play it every day, and I can tell you it isn't fun.
Australian civil war RTS when? I wanna back the green white and blue
Because there are no white men in their cities, where you would make games. Its all chinamen and indians. Only the rural areas are white and they farm or something. The cities are sea of brown.
w-why are the birth rates falling?
we need 50% of tradies to be women!
>Why are there no game studios in Australia?
???
>was
nevermind, I'm moronic
it sucks, and team bondi has been shut down for over a decade
frick the "anglo"celtic meme Irish imigrants and their descendants are the biggest plaue on his nation prefer wogs asians abos jeets any day of the week and all my acestors are pure pommy (REAL ANGLO with no inceltic)
Australia's a pretty good place to kill somebody and get away with it.
Yeah that Ivan Milat bloke was on a rampage for a while, the bodies in barrels thing was super bad too. Fricked if I'm going to south Australia
>Abbo flag
they are dumber then Africans, literally the worst race on earth
Reckon the pharmacy will be open tomorrow? I need some meds
easter is 4 days of public holiday so good luck with that
there'll probably still be some open though
tim sweeney is in australia right now?!
>Epic also filed lawsuits in Australia in November 2020. The company says it picked Australia because of its favourable antitrust laws. All sides agree that the Australian case is extremely similar to what has played out in the US, and the trial here is dealing with the same issues.
>Some of the companies’ top executives have already flown into Melbourne to appear in court in person, underscoring the seriousness of the event. Epic Games chief executive Tim Sweeney has touched down in Melbourne and is set to be joined by vice presidents from Apple and Google, including Apple fellow Phil Schiller and its senior vice president of software engineering, Craig Federighi.
https://www.baka.com.au/technology/apple-google-and-fortnite-maker-epic-are-heading-to-court-why-20240312-p5fbsd.html
this should be on the nightly news
>letting the eternal angloid colonize your c**try