>you will no longer have your crude animal house revenge of the nerds humor men loved so much in the next game chud
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>you will no longer have your crude animal house revenge of the nerds humor men loved so much in the next game chud
how does that work ? isn't vice city supposedly in florida ? a frat-boy state ?
yep they're corporate as frick now
6 is going to be beyond soulless
all the big names left anyway
And it'll keep printing money thanks to GTA online
Saints Row 2.0 incoming
Well I dont have to buy it
Theres no way GTA will ever bomb, it's the definition of goyslop, the name alone sells
>Theres no way GTA will ever bomb, it's the definition of goyslop, the name alone sells
You are correct, sir. This will be another 10/10 masterpiece in the series of 10/10 masterpiece.
Everything is great.
Everyone is happy.
Please look into the camera, smile and say that you are very happy.
that's what the Saintsgays thought before getting fired lol
GTA wishes it had a single game as good as Saints Row 2.
that's why this game is going to be pump full of feminist shit, and homosexual left wing politics.
homosexual trumpster
get the bottom surgery, now
Antisemitic piece of shit
Previous GTA games were mostly a glorification of n1gg3r gangsta lifestyle, it wasn't supposed to be a based series at all (even doe the padrino-like games of GTA like GTA Liberty City, GTA 4 and the parts of GTA 5 where you play as Michael were cool)
Just because self-hating white people give them their lunch money does not at all mean that gangsta rap culture has anything to do with those sissy homosexuals.
to be fair GTA games have been watered down since GTA 4
You can blame the rockstar wives for that
>please let our husbands come home we want to frick them
i don't see a problem here
>Work at Rockstar
>Good salary
>Make 3 of the best games of all time
>Barely see your wife
>Your wife begs you to frick her
Living the dream
I wish it was that easy, but decisions like "let's just completely frick the idea of making any money in this game, and have funds for properties completely reliant on cheating in an investment sim from early on" isn't shit you can lay on the wives. That's straight mismanagement/steering to online pay us crap at work.
There was a Little Lacy Surprise joke in V so only a little
idk all these companies named shit like cluckin bell, sprunk, gruppe sechs, then everything with a number labeled 69... it's all just kinda tired now
just wait until the game starts lecturing you about the patriarchy, and black lives matter. now that shit is tiresome
literally no games do that except for the few ones that did
what like mostly every triple shit game in the last 10 years?
i don't play videogames so i wouldn't know
And that’s a good thing!
honestly, I agree. you kinda just tune it out.
my fear though is that in search of a tone they may get up their own ass with writers trying to make a name for themselves, who end up making gta about 'the writing' which I dont have faith in these days.
the purrile jokes have run their course, but I'd still prefer them to being left with something much worse.
Oh boy here we fricking go again.
All ten year olds will buy it anyway. One trillion units sold, one quadrillion dollars in shark cards. 20 years until gtavii comes out.
This, GTA despite its age rating is a game kids love most just for the freedom the game gives you. I grew out of them with VC / SA GTA4 bored the shit out of me and 5 after finally buying it years after release I found just as boring. I won't buy 6.
whatever. who cares? it's gonna be the biggest game, ever. contrarians will say it's shit tho, while playing it everyday.
I can't wait for this shit to bomb even harder than the saints row reboot did. Writing done by the kind of homosexuals who'd have been a punch line in a previous game.
You people are moronic, it’s not comparable to Saints Row at all. It’ll be a huge hit, just boring garbage like RDR2
saints row failed because they forgot how to program a videogame on top of having a lame ass story
gta6 might have a shit story but i doubt they're putting it on a garbage engine
>Writing done by the kind of homosexuals who'd have been a punch line in a previous game
The funniest part is the complete lack of self awareness on their part
>revenge of the nerds humor men loved so much
Stop living in the 80s
why yes, i'd love it if they made bully 2
that game would be too "problematic" for those homosexuals at Rockstar now.
Steal me some preteen panties
dude in rdr2 they give you a feminist specifically so you can feed her to alligators
lie, you're supposed to help her out like any decent fella would I reckon
I wouldn't know since I won't be playing it lmao.
I don't plan on getting this one so it is nbd
the final words have already been said for open world imo
I doubt it will change into a series I give a frick about. Well, maybe if it burns to the ground it could be amusing to watch.
Wow, can’t wait…
So we can expect 6 to be complete fricking garbage, got it.
>gta 6
>mc pops someone in the head for misgendering a they/them
>"so.....THAT just happened......"
Reading that sign gave me the exact same feeling as trying to read something in a dream.
lazlo and dan houser are gone and the whole company got restructured to remove the fratty crunch culture after they revealed theyd pull 100 hr work weeks for rdr2. use google moron. imagine mass replying, what a homosexual
Who the frick cares
Rockstar games are peak boredom simulators and moviegames. Just go outside and touch grass, it's unironically more engaging and better gameplay than what you find in a rockstar game
I’m sure this will work well for them, as it has for all the other companies that sold out to trannies, progressives and women. I truly can not wait to pick up a carton of Budweiser Light and play GTA6.
Not a single time I played Rockstar games for the story, the gameplay, specially the online, is top notch
Yeah, RDR2’s online was fricking PUMPING and GTA5 isn’t full of hackers.
What the frick are you even talking about? The online is fricking asscheeks.
yeah, the story in gta3 san andreas was actively distracting to me until I played enough to just treat it like a 90s black hood movie.
the stories are generally weak, but the voicework is good. hopefully there are some good missions. rockstar is one of the few devs that seems to build games that keep themselves entertained
>not a single time I played
>story is distracting
Have you thought about not being brown?
Why are you so butthurt? op said it, it's cheap frathouse humor, those movies disappeared and no one cared.
I did
>GTA without any sort of edge
Why the frick would anyone play that?
>cackling hillary noises in the background
>game about being an ambitious gangbanger thug doing wut needs dun to git big
>sterilize it all down into design-by-committee approved tasteless gruel
this is going to be Saints Row all over again, except with so much money being set on fire behind it.
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING YOU RACIST CRACKER
Cope and seethe about it, there is nothing you can do about it, nigra
Imagine if you cant pick up a prostitute any more.
you really need a link to read some likes article?
kys
GTA won't work without the humor .At that point it just becomes another snooze fest with pretty optics. Maybe they should give up the pretense and just scrap the single player campaign altogether.
das rite you nazis, we run the world nao
"Frat-boy Culture". So in other words they didn't do anything illegal, but they shouldn't be having immature fun.