>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
>You WILL worship le science
>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
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Nah. I don't play shit games therefore I avoid Bethesda.
>words
yes
also
>buy
Bethesda fans are dumb enough that we shoud classify them as animals and hunt them for sport.
>>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
Yeah, love Todd and love Starfield
Simple as
At what point did Ganker make the switch that graphics matter over gameplay? Was it Zoomers?
its summer
Yes.
Also, I’m trying to download some software to 3D scan my face. Then on day 1, I will try to mod my own head morph into the game with the creation engine kit. And then set the name to my real first and last name for the ultimate self inserting experience. This is why Bethesda games are #1
Yes, I WILL!
>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
Yes
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
No. Not a console pleb
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
Dont care, will simply enjoy
>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
Maybe. we will see
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
Hopefully can turn it off in settings. Or mod will fix it
>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
Its not a shooter game
>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
Yes and i will like it
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
lmao
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
Black person
>You WILL worship le science
Great serpent
>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
Other people will do it for me
>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
maybe
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
PC masterrace
>xbros have accepted their shite along side nin toddlers
see name √
Blatant Betheshit Discord shills/Paid Pajeets.
Ganker is Todd Territory
obsidiangays are unironic raiders from No Mutants Allowed, kek. Half of the people who seethe about Bethesda are NMAc**ts.
No I will not.
I won't buy.
I won't play.
I won't even pirate.
>Nnnnnoooooo why are there brown people in the future?!??!? pol told me 1488 hitla is coming back!!
Will there be a POC removal mod?
16 times the shitposts
this game gonna be so trash. not preordering this garbage, its bethesda
Betheshit is the cancer killing gaming.
>wants people to think poorly of starfield
>posts the most soulful returning character and triggers lots of nostalgia-purchasing
what did OP mean by this?
>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
Eh, never really cared for character models in any Bethesda game
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
If you're on console I guess, but you must be pretty weak to have 30 giving you headaches
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
Nobody will, even shills are worried about the procedural planet gen
>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
Probably
>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
Doesn't seem like it
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
Probably not in the middle, I assume there's an xp bar or something similar along the edge of the screen
>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
Looks like FO4 gunplay, which is serviceable
>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
If it's part of the progression or a good way to make money then yeah. Just hope there's also ship based mining/salvaging options
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
Outer worlds was incredibly boring and full of woke garbage
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
But you just praised Outer Worlds? This seems less woke, no openly trans characters being paraded around
>You WILL worship le science
No I will worship the serpent actually, or one of the other religion options
>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
Not if it's a mess, we'll just have to wait 2 months to see
>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
Better that than having no way to enhance the game, plus I'm wondering if they've updated the tools
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
I only play on PC, because exclusivity and consoles like the XboxS
I play on PC, so all those things are fixable
i would like to know where the chunk of the 125 gb required space is coming from cuz i honestly haven't seem a game this large before
Todd website
>>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
This is what Americans look like because they start birth control and drinking at 14
>>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
Playing on PC
>>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
This is the AI age, loser. It probably is close to handcrafted.
>>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
There are different types as shown in the trailer.
>>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
Didn't play fallout 4, it looks more complex.
>>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
Good, I need the information. There is probably a photo and hudless mode. It is also immersive as the player character is in a tech dystopia and likely has a HUD himself.
>>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
Most complex guncrafting in a mainstream AAA next to CoD
>>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
Minecraft is highly engaging and influential. Good. It looks great in HD graphics.
>>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
Never played it. It looks superior. I guess your garbage games don't mean much until Bethesda does it because no one has heard of them.
>>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
It allows you to join the enemy faction. I will be joining the Serpent's cult and undermine New Atlantis as Zeus already destroyed it once and they didn't learn.
>>You WILL worship le science
I want to study it for disclosure hints/predictive programming as its releasing at the time of UFO propaganda. That makes it a world event.
>>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
Todd is memeworthy.
>>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
Great. Mods were one of the best parts of Skyrim.
>>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
I own latest PC hardware.
I bought the watch
And the time is... to take out the trash
Dilate Sonytroony
>I will be joining the Serpent's cult and undermine New Atlantis
>Quest requires you to make enemy crew more woke by letting troony and blacks join
>I am the subversionist destroying an empire now
>No no no space-san, you must allow this mongoloid moron and woman to be your captain!
>And share your codes with me!
>Based
Todd won.
Yes
Yes.
Who is buying it though? At best if you want to play just pirate it. They are going to sell 7 gorillion copies anyway regardless of how many people dont buy it.
You should be hopeful that it will be good. But you should also be playing it safe and waiting for reviews. And at best you should pirate it, play it, and see for yourself if its worth the purchase.
it will have denova. and it won’t be piratable for a year if ever. there a few major triple a denova releases that still have not been pirated.
>inferior version of outer worlds
that game was the biggest piece of dogshit i’ve played in a decade. i doubt it could be as bad as that. everything else you said is valid, but suggesting anything could be worse than outer worlds invalidates your entire post.
in summary, have a nice day
>i will have a half decent pc because i have a job with a healthy income and change the experience to my liking through modding
stay forever mad
How come a 10 year old game that ran on ps3 has better face models?
Rockstar puts more effort in to their games, Los Santos still holds up. Fallout 4 looked like shit then and looks like shit now.
>Rockstar puts more effort in to their games
>Proceeds to make 70% of the map a barren desert
Because they were captured from actual people and rigged onto a model. Starfield NPCs look like they are made from scratch.
I assume grand theft auto has more modeling input in its character and npc designs, while bethesda games are limited to what is basically the character creator. Like it or not, that's a core aspect of bethesda games, the player-character and NPCs basically being the same.
now compare him to a gta online character
>Snoys still fricking malding they won't experience GOTY
but muh spoder man…
GOTD*
Game of the Decade
Of course I will play it. It will be the only game of its kind. No matter how shitty the graphics are, no matter how stupid certain design choices are, no matter how clunky it is, I will still play it because there will be no other game like it.
"No!"
Will the game have non-animal alien life? I want to know if it'll make sense lorewise once I start modding sexy alien girls
not skyrim 2, will not buy
>wife's bf asked if he can borrow my PS5 to play starfield when it comes out
h-h-how do I tell him? Don't want to make the wife angry.
You just have to buy him an Xbox.
I will not lower myself to buy fricking xbox. WE WON WE FRICKING WON WE POSTED GOLDJAKS AND XBOXSKELETONJAKS WE FRICKING WON WE ARE GETTING BLACK SPIDERMAN I WILL NOT BUY XBOX I WILL NOT WE WON
...
It's so fricking over, bros
Alright dude, chill. Just buy him a gamer laptop or something.
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
But I have a PC
>>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
lol and just like that the seething snoygger exposes her fuming.
>headache-inducing 30 FPS
Gamers these days are such pussy ass fragile homosexuals
It's impossible to play in 30 FPS in 2023, so many skipped frames will literally make you moronic.
Do you know from experience?
>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
I won't sugarcoat it. Beth procedural animation is the price you pay for their investment in world systems.
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
Good. That means they're pushing the systems as far as they can go instead of compromising it for contemporary hardware.
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
We get it, you don't like procedural systems. Personally, this stuff is like the entire reason I majored in CompSci so I'm intrigued.
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
It's a UI element. I guarantee you'll be able to hide it or else it'll be modded in like a day after release.
>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
These are awesome inclusions you're trying to spin as a bad thing.
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
Well, which is it? Make up your mind.
>You WILL worship le science
It's a science fiction premise?
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
The hardware is basically at parity between the two. Xbox has some rather convenient OS features though.
I bought an Xbox because PS5 had no value to me
Yes
I WILL.