>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
>You WILL worship le science
>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
I have a PC so none of that is my problem
Yes.
Yeah can't wait.
Yeah
I look like this, say this, feel this, smell like this, smile like this, have convictions like these, and are soul-resonant with this.
Yes.
I will install a hardcore realism survival mod and have a great time
Yes
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
And that will make you happy!
Kek
Nah I want to game on my laptop in bed, and I think Todd's new game is going to give me the old spicy gpu, so I'll pass.
>claymation
God dammit, even modding can't fix the uggo in F4.
are there really people on Ganker who don't have a serviceable PC for Starfield?
No shit, the game is unoptimized as frick.
>126 gb of storage space
>You need a special part for it to fricking run
>special part
Black person you can get an 512 internal SSD for like $30
>complaining that you need an SSD
>for a modern bethesda game
your internet access should be revoked because that is about the stupid thing ive ever read if you're thinking about playing them on an old HD, fallout 4 load screens were like 6x longer on HD than SSD
>hasn't updated to an SSD or NVME yet
Alright, grandpa, back to the home.
Poorgay cope, I’ll be enjoying the game
>are there really people who won't pay $3k to buy a mid-range PC that might not even run the game to an okay level
Yes.
>fallout 4: in spaaaaaaace
why the frick are people looking forward to this?
>You WILL worship le science
But there are god worshippers in the game and they either like you or dislike you based on your own religion wym???
> You will play a game I don't like.
We shall muddle through somehow.
does this wall of text help you sony ponies cope?
...Imperial machine enforces the will of the thalmor!
Soooo riiise up! Riiiise up! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, He who is man aaaand divine.
I will not play snoyglop. ("Snoy" no longer means just Sony, it means Sony and/or Microsoft)
>30fps
only if im a console shitter maybe
Nope. Westerntrash = autofiltered. I never spend money, let alone something as precious as time on westerntrash """games""" and neither should you.
Beth games are the only games that are resisting the woke offensive, they are hokding their ground by maintaining their style and soul when doing videogames...
Sorry but square is kneeled at their feet cuz they simply can compare to bethesda, they are good games ( square ones) they have evolved with time, but never reached the top level of soul and quality bethesda always does.
If you are enough of a cretin to willingly play Bethesda games and your self-described "reason" for doing so is because they are not "woke" then I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you but your opinion is absolutely laughable and you never expect anyone to take anything you say seriously. From now on whenever you post anything, KNOW for a FACT that if anyone replies to you in anyway that isn't outright derision, it's only because they are humoring your childish and stupid post as a mercy. Subhuman.
Yes!
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
imagine still console gaming at all of any kind
I mean let's be real, your PC shitbox isn't going to play it well anyway. Play vanilla for free on your X with gamepass. A few years down the road you can play it on a cheap PC that plays it maxed out with a ton of mods after picking it up for $5 on a Steam sale.
>I mean let's be real, your PC shitbox isn't going to play it well anyway.
No it's going to play it extremely well, as usual.
People act like putting together a $3k PC every few years is some insurmountable task. Something people are using for hours upon hours a day every day, at a price that pales in comparison to cars/houses. This has always baffled me.
I get it if you are posting from Moldova or something but even in the U.S. people act like this.
And I WILL have fun.
>claymation
??? Anon I know you were born in 2010 but that's not what claymation means.
i cant wait bros
>headache-inducing 30 FPS
imagine being so inferior that framerate makes you feel bad
It's called being a homosapiens with functioning eyes and well-developed prefrontal cortex and ocular nervous system. The only possible reason anyone could not instinctivly recognize this obvious fact is if they themselves are a non-human life form. Sorry consolegay monkeyboy, just facts.
It's called being an oversensitive, mentally disabled homosexual. A true man can bend his physiology to suit his wants and desires with the power of his mind alone.
If you regularly play games below 60fps minimum, you are literally making yourself moronic. Your brain isn't receiving correct visual information.
I don't play Video games, I merely complain about them on Video game boards.
i WILL play todd's game because i love todd and he deserves my shekels
>pay walling the game release by a week
>AMD bribing Microsoft to block DLSS
Thanks for buying my copy Lisa! It's fitgirl repacks for me! I haven't bought an AMD GPU or CPU for 20 years because your company can't go 6 months without a bodgy driver release and now they're fricking up good games by blocking Nvidia's working, high quality technology? I won't even need DLSS but I can't abide by this bullshit.
For the 1000th time, Bethesda games are not for console peasants. If you buy their games on console you deserve to be mugged.
I play all my shit at 30fps lock now suck my dick
I literally bought it purely to own the snoys and emulate gamecube games