>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
>You WILL worship le science
>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
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>You WILL have a Dad
kino
underrated
guaranteed there will be people using mods to frick their mom in front of their dad
>Were finally going to get incest cuckoldry in video.
What a time to be alive.
PURE KINO SEXO
I'm gonna frick the dad in front of the mom. With my girthquake dudebro character.
Only in a Bethesda game
Can I have two moms?
Can I customize them?
Because if not I don't see the point of this. Nice interiors though.
so far it just seems like roleplay, maybe they give you small gifts from time to time
>can i have two moms
>can i customize them
not without modding probably
Quite bigoted of them.
>it just seems like roleplay
Eh. Do they at least change appearances depending on your facemorph? Dragon Age 2 did this.
Fallout 3 and 4 changed the skin color so I guess it'll be like that.
>Eh. Do they at least change appearances depending on your facemorph? Dragon Age 2 did this.
im not todd howard man i didnt make the game and the games not out, i cant say anything with any degree of certainty except
>fallout 4 let you customize you and your spouse and generated the baby based on a mix of the two so maybe they did something here but in reverse
There is no such thing as two moms, just your mother and her prostitute
But it's the fyoochurr.
>Can I have two moms?
This is a sci-fi game, anon, not a fantasy game.
Uh, blackanons, is this our time?
LMAO
Imagine what it would've been like to play Fallout 3 as young black man without a father.
>2300
>Shelf still looks like 2010
Wait til you hear when tables were designed. Humanity are a bunch of hacks.
I’m going to make a mod where if you make a black character you don’t have a dad if you pick this trait.
I can already see the incest mods
>see a picture of a bald dad character
>think about sucking him off
Anon...
Nope, I'm imagining a script that changes the parents (whichever preference you want) and lets you stay at their house for as long as you want. Picrel is what I'm thinking
>Mfw I have to decide between picking a combat perk and the "have parents" perk
Technically, you can have both since I assume the wanted one does interfere with the parents one
I'm not even gonna start playing until there's a mod to take more than 3 starting perks. If nobody makes one quickly I will probably cave after a week though.
My Starfield parents died when the earfh got destroyed 🙁
I'm sad and broody now and I say things that sound deep like war never changes and shit
I wonder how either parent responds if you kill their spouse
What WEG is this?
>WEG
>normal, living father figure
Pick one
The mother's voice sounds cute.
>are yah winning son?
Moding to repalce with pic related soon
Looks like you're about to confront your dad and initiate combat
Let the mommybreeding begin. Total mom impregnation. Sonwiener filling up mompussy. Mother and sons bound in marriage and blood. Momcest chads, our time has come...
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
I don't want a mom, I want to make someone into a mom
metastrophilia really did a number on you
>have mommy kink
>everyone tells me my mom is a milf
>don't want to have sex with my mom because I don't find her attractive
god cursed me.
No that means you're a fricking normal human being who is experiencing the Westermarck effect like you're supposed to. Do you somehow think you SHOULD want to frick your mom?
yeah because mother/son porn gets me rock hard. If my mom was like one of those moms in the pornos, I wouldn't be opposed to boning her.
Black personhomosexual ape, they removed dialogue wheel in 76 and they're having old dialogue back now. have a nice day you subhuman animal.
no one who plays gayout: 76 has any right to call anyone an ape while you're literally paying toddy boy to rape you, legitimately consider death
Fallout 76 has free weekends you deranged pedophile. I hope you boil in a vat of excrement and your mother has an affair with a phillistine.
homie you couldn't pay me to play that shit, i hope your mom has an affair with an oil well pumpjack since thats the only thing that can fulfill the needs of her cavernous vegana
I hope your mother travels back in time when you were a child and kills herself in front of you, which causes the events of reality to alter so much that aliens start to come to earth to kill humans and you're forced to pilot a flesh mech instilled with your mother's soul to fight them.
do you wanna make out
>If my mom was like one of those moms in the pornos, I wouldn't be opposed to boning her
It doesn't matter how she looks unless there's something seriously wrong with your brain you'd still get the Westermarck effect.
it's impossible to tell for sure.
Try putting her in a mating press and your opinion on her may change.
Hypothetically, where would one find more pics like that? And perhaps of other genres/subgenres as well? Asking for a friend's science project.
/trash/ has caption threads
>slippers by the door
>dad is wearing shoes in the living room
His house his rules.
wow, just like my rl dad
I’m normally annoyed by all the “do Americans really???” shit, but wearing shoes in the house is legitimately bizarre
i never got the "american wears shoes in their house" meme. Whenever I get home, the first thing I do is kick off my shoes and relax. Unless I have to immediately go back out.
I assume this is another one of those black people things that /misc/gay yurotrash misconstrued as something common in the US.
why is my dad george costanza?
I don't want a dad
Can you romance the mom ?
yes, with mods
Gaming is saved. Godd bless motherlover howard
>kino
Based. I'm sick of "le dead parents" trope.
>have parents
>never visit them
>never hear from them
Just like real life.
>mfw he tells me the water purifier password
What if my character is white and the game decides to make my dad or mom black? Can you shoot them?
Anyone else have this gut feeling that they aren't actually going to be your real parents?
I got that vibe as well.
>renting a family
who would do that peko
>increase the melanin slider on your character to 80% or more
>he disappears
>Now I want you to take a step back... AND LITERALLY FRICK YOUR OWN FACE!
Can't wait for them to justify characters looking nothing like their parents with, "Muh adopted."
>another family driven storyline
ffs
It’s a perk
>bald dad
its over
Sonchads coming to clean house, breed their mom a few times and pet her preggo belly and kick dadcel to the curb.
i will mod his oblivion model in starfield
fpbp, op is a Black.
will this finally kill bethesda?
>#1 on steam top sellers
never mind
Isn't it on game pass? That's pretty impressive.
People are probably unsure about how moddable gam pass version will be, I would want to wait and see though rather than pre-order.
Unless it's same quality as cyberpunk this game will put Bethesda back on its pedestal.
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
All you needed to say to prove you're just a butthurt snoy, kek. If you're not playing it on PC you deserve 30fps btw.
Imagine not having a PS5 and a Series X and a Switch
You know who won't?
Playstation owners.
>Ganker WILL seethe endlessly while playing the game for 2,000+ hours and enjoying it
You said the same about FO4 and FO76, but I did neither of those things.
I did play Fo76 for 80h after 3 years of patches, it was alright. Fo4 lasted me only 30h though and I never played it again since 2015.
Tears of the Kingdom fans shaking over seeing Todd effortlessly do what everyone has been jerking off "ONLY NINTENDO COULD PULL THIS OFF!" and it's just a mere afterthought on top of an already massive game and not the only selling point like it was for Zelda.
>Is that... a giant freaking SOI MECH????????? OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't get why people keep posting that. Is it because it looks like Optimus Prime, but fat?
I think it's meant to be reminiscint of a Gundam, model kit when
Spaceships are a much bigger part of Starfield than Ultrahand is of TotK. What are you on about?
Ultrahand is literally the only think in TOTK that differentiates it from BOTW.
It works in Zelda because Link is just a clever guy making weapons and shitty vehicles on the fly to accomplish a goal, save someone, or kill an enemy as fast as possible. It's also mostly for function, that just looks like it's trying too hard to be fricking cool or funny for something that is supposed to be of great importance or long lasting
Its not only ToK fans, it's also CDPR trannies who got dunked on heavily due to Starfield releasing same month as their DLC:
This.
I can guarantee tendies will shit their pants with a similar game like this in a decade when Nintendo manages to develop hardware that's not complete trash.
The same way they have been shitting their past with HL2 tier physics for thenpast 7 years.
>Is just the customizable block houses from TOTK, but they fly now
Look at it. It's scared.
That thing is going to glitch out at the speed of light and you know it.
>you can build a spaceship in different shapes/sizes
How is that remotely similar to the building in ToTK?
that's a frickin cutscene moron, we haven't seen these abominations do anything of substance yet
TOTK's machines are a pointless gimmick too though
Now I want to make a Spurdo ship.
>Tears of the Kingdom fans
No, it's snotroons
I assume that exact same animation will be applied to every single ship you make
>joining prefab blocks together in a menu vs building whatever you want from anything you find in the world during gameplay
yeah it's totally the same todd, no difference
>building whatever you want from anything you find in the world during gameplay
You can do that in Starfield tho
AUTOBOTS
ROLL OUT
Lmao at all the seething replies, and ofc nintendkiddies are basedjak spammers.
I'm gonna make sure to preorder 10 copies.
Bethesda is one of the best companies ever.
You'll all play it anyway
>bullets can ricochet
very based
are you blind?
Lmao i noticed that too. It's the same magnetic bullet effects from fallout 3. I thought they had them because they you couldn't ads and gunplay was bad. Maybe they just did it for the gameplay reveal because in their other trailer the guy doing the demo couldn't aim for shit
Catering to the CSGO audience I see
csgo is unironically the most raw aim demanding fps game out there moron
>Spacer
Is that what astronauts are called in the future? Hard R and everything.
>it has the aimbot bullets from fallout 3 that always home in on enemies no matter where you aim
jesus christ
Zelda will not win any Game of the Year Awards, those all belong to Starfield. Cope.
>You WILL play the most ambitious game ever made
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
Buy a PC poorgay
>intentionally ugly character specifically made to be as obnoxious as possible means every npc and your character will be ugly
>playing a Todd Howard game on consoles
I stopped reading there, what a moronic OP.
remember when they used to actually make pc only games
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
How about you get a PC instead of playing on your borderline mobile game hardware?
>You will be walking around the planet because of gamebrio limitation
cope. nintendo lost.
>inferior Outer Worlds
literally physically objectively not possible
JUST FRICKING BLINK, PLEASE
It isn't a webm ya tard.
Bethesda needs another 10 years before they add blinking
>You will make a thousand threads reeeing about this game until release
Cry about it Snoy
I find space as a concept to be extremely boring and overdone.
>oh I can fly from planet to planet and discover new species and fight the same looking pirates over and over again!
yawn
Yes but now you can do so in 30fps while playing as a bisexual black disabled troony chef in the sheboon system.
>I find space as a concept to be extremely boring
Elite Dangerous showed how boring Space can really be. Especially in an RPG setting.
honestly, I agree with you
imagine if there were a special sort of math you had to use to ride space slipstreams, and if you were wrong or if there were anamolies, you went off course and had to deal with it
imagine if you could have a space math dude on your ship whose job was to correct for this stuff or check your work.
imagine you go to dock, everyone goes to have some drinks, shit hits the fan, everyone comes back, drunk, dude fricks up the shit, and you guys are stranded for a few days until shit unfricks itself
space is just used as a location, there isnt any way it affects gameplay. you shoot guns just like any other game, and when you are in a dog fight, your ship is a giant gun that flies pointed at other ships that are giant guns.
there should be a space game where you climb the corporate ladder and sabotage shit like hitman. I want to shoot a nail through someones boot, stick them to the ground, and open an airlock.
Just play Space Station 13
>I want to shoot a nail through someones boot, stick them to the ground, and open an airlock.
Heat Signature is an indie game with basically that premise.
im tired of pointing a lazer at a rock, holding it for two seconds, and now I have OREx30 what the frick
also, games always send you out and you're always the frontiersmen. you are the first go out and explore this or find that.
that story sucks because it means there are no politics to navigate. you dont have to achieve your goal of survival and accomplishing your mission and negotiating with sovereign powers.
you're always the top dog. but honestly, if you're the top dog, the pen isn't very interesting.
very gay
Snoytard having a meltdown, as usual.
Refute any of it
Quite possibly the ugliest most horrifying character models in recent memory. And that's saying something. Not only are they ugly, they are uncanny and weird and poorly modeled.
Worse than X4? Pls reply this is important.
>tfw you can't even mod better looking characters into x4 because of the shitty rigging system they used
Bringing up Eurojank is kinda unfair when comparing it to "DA BIGGAST GAEM EVUR" from the biggest software company: Pajeetsoft.
Bethesda sucks. Not even going to mention Todd because it’s obvious he’s just a figurehead who is controlled by suits. All their games are the same but with new skins. Will probably be fun but not much better than F4 which was just alright.
Bad bait, but I will do it for just fun.
>>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
It looks better than FF16 - Sony's desperate exclusive
>>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
That's why I buy a pc version instead. Oh it is cheaper than the console version. lmao @ the morons buying the console version
>>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
>>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
Cool, it would not be dull.
>>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
The mods will take care of it - PC only
>>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
Edit the config - PC only
>>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
>>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
Then, gaming is not for you.
>>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
Sure, Jan
>>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
FF16 is already woke garbage
>>You WILL worship le science
Good. Go back to the stone age, christcuck. Per your shitty religion, your PS5 is heretical.
>>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
We will see... However, the trailer confirms his redemption.
>>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
Good. The PC version is always superior. Cope harder, snoygger
>>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
Good cuz PS5 is 100% shitty DRM box.
I'm buying both starfield and ff16
I'm not actually going to play ff16 though I just want to reward the no blacks thing.
is this what shazam trannies are reduced to? poor attempts at pitting fanbases against each other? you are getting too desperate
I don't think Starfield looks that bad, but I do think YOU are a fricking homosexual and reading your post was an insufferably grating experience.
>>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
is it really going to be 30fps on pc? is that their target with recommended specs?
No. I read that it is unlimited fps - depends on your hardware/specs.
Uncapped, but certain things might be tied to framerate like 76
gay anon. I grew up on shaky 8-20 FPS and I loved it
kids these days...
This. I used to play heavily modded Minecraft on a shitty laptop at 10-15 FPS. Also, I'm pretty sure the 30 FPS mark was for Xbox, so PC users should be fine.
>so PC users should be fine.
Anon, these people believe Bethesda will gut modding from Starfield. Completely ignoring Bethesda is entirely aware their games sell because of mods.
I have a good PC.
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
Pcgays are such fricking delicate homosexuals. And stop making my tvs make everything look like a sports broadcast
I haven't played any bethesda ANYTHING since Oblivion. They're not good now, and kinda never were great.
>but muh eventual mods!!11
Just no, first of all Bethesda/zeniisraelite will eventually put a stop to being able to mod their shit. and secondly, if the core of your game is garbage and you have to slap mods over it to cover the stench, then the core is still made of garbage.
What fricking bugs me is the months and possibly over a year of viral marketing that this shits gonna have, its going to be as mindnumbing as any other time they release something. And yes we've already proven zenimax media knows of Ganker's existence, thats a done deal.
You're wrong
>first of all Bethesda/zeniisraelite will eventually put a stop to being able to mod their shit
These homies are moronic but they're not THAT moronic.
They already tried and got severe backlash for it by trying to make mods paid, you think zeniisraelite wont try again with a major release upcoming?
they know it'll be dead in a month if they do that
meanwhile skyrim with its 10000000 mods STILL sells
This is true. If letting people add mods still encourages game sales years after release only morons would disable them
>They already tried and got severe backlash for it by trying to make mods paid,
They gave modders the option to charge for mods, and people freaked out. They've never gone after free mods.
Explain why Betheada would remove mods, particularly when they not only act as cost-free extensions to their games' longevity, but they also act as an easy recruitment tool and as a means to actually market the game?
Microsoft is the issue.
Hosting mods costs them money without making them money.
If mods are the key to longevity the 26k still playing the game are statistically insignificant.
From a Microsoft bottom line perspective the cost benefit analysis is against mod support
>Hosting mods costs them money
Literally don't have to host a thing, aside from the Base game itself and its primary modding tool. Give the playerbase the tools, and modders make their own platforms to exchange them.
>If mods are the key to longevity the 26k still playing the game are statistically insignificant.
Longevity leads to further customers down the line, as there will always be dudes late to the party. Morrowind keeps getting sales, and it's running on word of mouth and mods alone.
Consoles have mods now. Hosting and updating them costs MS money.
You are thinking only of PC and not the big picture.
> Longevity
26k or so are still playing the game. That juice ain't worth the squeeze. Well I can't see keeping 1/10th of 1% of the fanbase happy as making economic sense.
It isn't as clear cut as you seem to think. That being said I don't think they will abandon mod support but may charge for the tools or find some way to mitigate the costs involved.
>Consoles have mods now
Correction: Fallout 4 and Skyrim SE have mods on consoles. We haven't seen anything from Starfield about consoles having mods.
>They may charge for the tools or find some way to mitigate the costs involved.
It isn't out of character for Microsoft to run things at a loss. Gamepass, Azure, heck, even the console itself are all selling at a loss.
Modding is a relative drop in the bucket compared to that sort of shit.
Although, this all being said, they already have a form of mitigation: The CC program. While some ignore it, it still catches enough people to make a pretty solid income, which even a fraction of can cover the cost of hosting both it and free mods.
> Consoles have mods
> Correction Consoles have mods for these games.
Not sure that was necessary.
Because cost-free isn't good enough for them, they want to control it and take a cut, which will effectively kill modding. Plus Bethesda cares about consoles first and foremost.
I'm annoyed that people consider Bethesda games great when they mod the frick out of them. It's not a good game if you have to mod it so much. They shouldn't off-load basic game development to their audience and then get all the praise.
But, If it wasn't a good game, it wouldn't be modded at all.
How
Show me a game with a user-reviewed score that's less than... let's say 40% on PC, that has a sizable modding community. If one exists, I'll concede my point that a Shitty game isn't a widely modded game.
You mean popular.
But both you and I know that a lot of people have no taste so what's popular isn't necessarily good. Your mistake here is conflating quality with popularity.
logic so flawed I can visualize a dent
im just tired of companies buying other companies and then merging and getting so big that they arent allowed to fail
im tired of companies being around for years and years trying to link themselves to the future nostalgia centers of consumers
morrowind was great. right place right time maybe, but the whole was better than the sum, and even the parts were good, the music, the water, the sound effects, the trust it gave you to role play, the worldbuilding
Im still surprised by how many youtube videos exist that call oblivion the best experience ever. I always think,, what? oblivion wasnt even good then.
dont even get me started on cyberpunk
I don't think they're going to stop supporting mods, but they're going to try and lock things down to their own ecosystem and milk it for cash like the creator's club in the skyrim rereleases.
>5600x
>6600xt
>16gb ram
>b450m
can a specgay tell me if i should be able to hit 60fps at 1080p? my CPU is better than their recommended one but my GPU is slightly below.
It should, maybe on the medium-high graphic settings.
should i upgrade to a 6700xt?
yeah if you can afford.
Isn't it kinda weird that the recommended for amd GPUs is 6800XT while for Nvidia, it's a 2070? I thought that the 6800 was equivalent to a 3070
I hate Bethesda like you wouldn't believe, they've discovered normie crack and they cannot fail no matter how bad the product.
The fact that Fallout 76 became wildly successful financially and has tons of rabid fans is depressing. The PC version of starfield might even approach an ok level of quality but almost everyone playing it will be on the constantly sub 30fps Xbox versions and they'll claim it's the best looking game ever made.
Will play it when the anime mod is out.
At least Bethesda games always have a dedicated modding community that fixes most of their games' problems
They don't fix shit, the underlying games are fundamentally terrible. Skyrim will always be bad. Fallout 3 and 4 will always be bad. Star Citizen will always be bad
This shits annoying too, there is always someone who says this exact thing.
If the base game is limited, mods wont do anything but at your favorite marvel characters to your ship, or give your big tittied side kick a giant dong, or hide the master sword behind the spawn area.
Theres really not much more a mod is going to be allowed to do. Spacehorses, terminators, a gundam, ed209 companion, okay, now what?
Double the enemies? same gameplay.
spaceflight might be interesting and modded planets might be eventually worthwhile though.
Youre a moron, mods can completely change gameplay.
>Todd's the only one who had actual balls to show 45 minutes worth of gameplay and behind the scenes talk while selling that shitty headphone, wrist watch, and that controller
why are modern devs so COWARDLY.
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
>headache-inducing 30fps
>headache-inducing
I agree that Starfield will probably be half-baked garbage but… 30fps gives you headaches?
Is this the next step of evolution for Zoomers?
Frick off. There is no excuse for 30 fps.
Yeah yeah I totally agree but… really it gives you real ass headaches?
Zoomers prefer using PC for gaming. I still see more zoomers being accompanied by their parents and grandparents to buy PC gaming, GPU, Monitor, etc at Microcenter. 85% of them are whites, 9.5%: asiatics, 4%: spics, and 1.5%: homies
Sample size: 5 zoomers
this graph is useless like anon pointed out
>14-16
>Xbox 24%
>Playstation 9%
Is this graph from fricking 2008?
bump
wtf I love zoomers now
zoomers are 33% in that image
>>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
t-the grapes were sour anyway
I'm going to play it on my PC, thank you very much
I hope the pervs over at loverslab is on top of this though, can't wait to frick some alien monsters
The games engine isn't capable of rigging non human skeletons
Most moronic post yet anon, congratulations.
>can't wait to do some radiant fetch quests and mine some randomly generated ore on randomly generated empty planet #3224555432
How many times can Bethesda release the same terrible game on the same terrible ancient engine before morons catch on?
>but it has procedurally generated levels now!
That just makes it worse. How the frick could anybody actually think this will be good
>creation engine 2 is the exact same as gamebryo bro!!!
why do so many games still use the ancient unreal engine? Fricking garbage
This game is literally no man's sky with Fallout 4 combat and NPCs lmao
I know. It is great.
>Fallout 4 in space
No wonder why it has GOTY 2023 locked up.
>literally no mans sky
except you can't even fly your spaceship where you want to it's just glorified loading screen.
Go collect your 1000 korok seeds child.
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
I actually considered this briefly
Nasapunk gotta be the most reddit artstyle I've ever seen.
>inferior version of Outer Worlds
I don't think that's possible
I can't believe there are still people who defend Bethesda after they've made nothing but garbage for 15+ years and are still using fricking Gamebryo. Does Starfield even have ladders or is that too technically advanced for Bethesda still?
seething Sony troony
games still use the 25 year old unreal engine why don’t you cry about those loser
Mods will fix it
>le 30 fps bad meme
Some scenes in gameplay trailer looks closer to 20
>30 gps bad
it is thoughever
>le 30 fps is good
Die
>headaches from 30 fps
This actually happens? What the frick?
there are studies that show prolonged exposition to 30fps damages your brain permanently. if you play this game you'll literally become moronic.
Source?
Sure you can source post like so
>OP. (2023, June 13). >You WILL play the ugly claymation slop.
>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
>You WILL worship le science
>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5. >
I feel like that could be true for any video game
That's bullshit but I believe it.
60FPS action/fighting/racing Chads rise up
OP has a rare genetic mutation. He's an inferior human being.
Anyone has the webm?
>forced 30 fps and shit visuals
all because of this piece of trash
You could easily get 60fps on that at 900p or something. Please don't try to shift blame away from Beth like a homosexual ass shill.
>60fps on that at 900p
What kind of adhd addled zoomer would want more fps at the cost of visual quality?
Are you fricking high?
I'm not saying I need that, just saying it's possible on the series s to hit 60 fps.
Cope poorgay, it's been on record phil forces devs to take the shit console into account many have been vocal about it, while yes bethesda should do better, at the end of the day they are under xboxs watch
I can't wait to fight a bunch of gender diverse space pirates, because you know bandits, raiders and pirates are historically known for treating women with respect.
NINTENDIES AND SONYBRONIES MELTDOWN THREAD AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
XVI trannies seething hard itt
Won't lie, it was nice to see him again.
I can't wait for the nuke mods.
for me? it's the Farscape mod I will make
>left
>not in a Hawaiian shirt
I should go back and rewatch this. I never finished it.
>I never finished it.
You're missing out.
Usually once every year I'll take a long weekend and just binge the series and movie.
cool makeup
Everyone in this show is great but frick me if he and Ben Browder didn't absolutely ignite the screen. They're chemistry was amazing when they were together too.
Frick. Might be time for a rewatch.
*Their
Sorry, phoneposting.
I'm never going to play that trash, so no I won't. I'm waiting for Dragons Dogma 2
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
They straight up said they were generated. What is this? This or TotK is getting game of the year. Why does Ganker hate anything that's new and popular? It's like a disease. This shit is going to get remade a million times like Skyrim.
Hey Ganker schizos why do you waste your time shitting on these games. You realize and KNOW from experience that people will race to buy them regardless of how hard you schizopost about them. Starfield is already a best seller on Steam with preorders. Are you just having a laugh? Why do you spend your time this way?
Bethesda have never made a truly good game
Skyrim
What happened to this website
People unironically saying skyrim was good
Skyrim's first 40 hours before the cracks start to show are a genuine banger, it falls apart if you care about world building, RPG mechanics, varied enviorments, character writing, or uh... anything at all since everything becomes worse and worse as the game goes on.
If it wasn't why did they keep releasing it again and again. Skyrim was good and sales numbers reflect it.
>Muh 30fps
>Being a fricking consolegay
>2023
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!
I'll admit, the reference made me smile.
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
No I won't, I will turn off or move the xp button, if there's no option for this mods will fix it, if you can turn it off but not move it I will probably get a mod to move it anyway
bump
You'll definitely need a mod. There won't be an option to turn it off just like there was no option to turn off the stupid cash register noise in Fallout 4.
I have become used to unobtrusive UIs and not being able to turn that off will be a deal breaker.
>>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
Does this really happen to people? I've always wondered why some folks are so hardcore about having higher than 30FPS.
I think it is the narrow FoV that causes nausea and headaches.
If this was on PS5, you wouldn't be seeing anywhere near the same anount if vitriol. It's once again Snoyshitters crying and snivelling and making a general mess. Every time I reluctantly check Twitter, and see a comment like "shitfield looks bad lmao look at those faces!" and check their profile, it's a Brazilian/Muslim/spic/Black person Snoy obsessed with TLoU or Horizon.
Yep to everything except the last point, I'll be on PC.
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
it feels like only yesterday that consolegays were considered a joke on this board
where has the time gone
Witcher 3 did faces better 8 years ago. Embarassing.
>made by a team of demonic israelites and fat women
>30 FPS
SOVL
>Bethesda releases a bunch of good info on Starfield
>discord troons make dozens of threads to shit on it
>same thing happens with DD2
man you guys are moronic
>headache inducing 30 FPS
don't forget your inhaler, harold.
What made you create a thread like this? It's a self-own and also full of hate. You will never fit in here
I'm looking forward to Skyblivion way more than Elder Scrolls 6 at this point. I just feel like Bethesda has lost it's way.
>Shitfield shills invade the thread in rapid succession
Totally not a discord raid or Todd's Pajeets.
They've been weirdly quiet about mods and modding in this game.
Am I paranoid to think they are gonna try some greedy power play shenanigans now that they are under Microsoft's umbrella?
>now
Creator Club already ruined modding Bethesda games.
That's part of what I'm saying.
It was tacked onto Skyrim and Fallout 4, Starfield and future games can be developed with it entirely in mind.
how did it "ruin" modding bethesda games? it's basically the paid horse armor schtick but now a lot of it.
Todd previously confirmed it will have full mod support like their previous games. There's not much else for them to really say about it until they're telling us when the mod tools will release.
Paid mods soon
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
but I'm not a console peasant
it will be GOTY
>shove in uglier and uglier people the more realistic graphics get
If I had to make an RPG with uggos I'd use Minecraft graphics.
inb4 the construction set costs an additional $70
I havent been paying attention. Can you walk inside the ship interior?
I believe so.
At the space port I believe they walked up the ramp into the ship. Wouldn't swear to it though
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
It's always seething snoys making these threads.
It’s been snoys from the beginning, and since Sony has frick-all coming out besides Spider-Man for the next 18 months they’re going to be absolutely awful
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
The fact OP thinks anything can be inferior to Outer Worlds proves he's a homosexual and probably a troony
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
You have reached levels of cope I previously thought impossible.
It wasn't intended as a complement to outer worlds
Outerworlds before i realized it was. A puzzle game was one of my favorite recent game experiences. I was sweating
Betheshit is killing gaming
>an inferior version of Outer Worlds
that's too far
Does everyone at Bethesda have varying degrees of autism? Why can't they find 1 person to give some life to their facial animations?
it's because the facial animations are done automatically by a program
nta but I feel like even a program should be able to be programmed with more lifelike idle animations than the Oblivion shit they are still using.
I honestly think they simply believe what they have looks great and that's why they haven't bothered updating it.
>I honestly think they simply believe what they have looks great
No, it's because they know that morons will buy it even if it looks like shit.
Bethesda doesn't use mocap, it's all programmatic animation. And in this particular case, they couldn't realistically do better given the sheer volume of characters in their games.
No, I WILL wait 6 years after release and play the definitive, modded to high hell edition.
Will this run on the Deck with those system requirements?
Seeing that homosexuals face brought me absolutely no joy or sense of nostalgia, it just gave me the crushing realization I'm an old frick
it really is hideous. god what a fricking pitiful shame
day 1 mod with asari or twilek dancers
>A single scene in a single building of a single city on a single planet reflects the whole game
I swear to God, you frickers just want to be angry. There are many valid concerns to be had over Starfield, but you choose to pick at the most minor bullshit there is. No matter what Todd could have shown or said, you would still be complaining.
yes nerd, because he flat out lies to people. WHat in your moron brain makes you think he'd just STOP LYING TO PEOPLE?
Is this what the kids are calling safe horny nowadays?
Frick, I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s noticed how doughy characters have been looking lately.
>You will make a ship shaped like a big N
>you will ram other ships with it
>you will board these ships and claim any "human resources"
>you will dump them on a procedurally generated hellworld you'll never remember to find again
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
I'm not a cucksole owner.
It's just No Man's Sky but woke Oblivion
and this anon is just like a poster but dumb and stupid
Betheshill bot.
moronic poster
hi snoys!
Im sorry but it's just not coming to piss station 5. enjoy your press square cutscene gay sex fantasy xvi and Black person spiderman because starfield (game of the century) won't be on piss station!
NEVER EVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What kind of moron would play a gamebryo game on console anyway
Barely looks like adoring fan
>>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
the outer worlds was dogshit, not even todd could make a worse version of it
No I won't.
i will 🙂
>OPis an obsidiot and a snoy
lol, I can't wait to see you have an even bigger meltdown when the reviews come in
>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
Visually, it is pretty terrible. The overbearing color filters don't help. Everything is a sickly shade of green or yellow, or that unpleasant purple filter the Spyro devs got shit for
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
Not a problem for me, as long as it runs smoothly
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
This one worries me a bit
>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
No I won't
>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
I let out an audible "ugh" when I saw that
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
Doesn't really bother me much if it fricks off quickly. I've played Borderlands
>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
I'll wait until I see proper gameplay to judge
>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
No Man's Sky all over again
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
Frick, that is the vibe it gave me
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
Doesn't seem woke yet, I'll wait to see
>You WILL worship le science
Not sure that point was made
>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
Probably, then I'll turn on it in a few years like everyone does
>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
I'll concede this one, most Bethesda games need mods to be enjoyable
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
I'll buy it on Steam
Overall OP, you raise a few genuine concerns, but at least half of it is speculative at this point
>>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
>Frick, that is the vibe it gave me
In what way? I get a feeling you never played the turd that is Outer Worlds if you thought it looked anything like it in the direct.
All Bethesda games are based and have soul.
pic related, they added the Skyrim playing grandma to starfield.
🙂
>Shoots down her ship
>Hey Granny, do you mind us using your likening through multiple games and console generations while milking you dry even after you are 6ft below?
>Haha, it's all yours!
Missiles ready.
>somewhere in the vast space, a grandma spent the last time of her life wandering the space.
>while youngsters spent their time hauling, shooting, chasing, and killing each other.
>grandma just wants to enjoy her last moments in space.
soul, full of escapism
We're hating in claymation now? Man, frick this board.
I WILL play it on my pc and I WILL enjoy it.
>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
No, I’ll mod it out
>You WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
No, I’m not poor and have a 4090
>You WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
Yes
>You WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
No
>You WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
No
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
Yes
>You WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
Yes because gunplay doesn’t matter in an RPG, CoD troony
>You WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
Yes
>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
Its already better
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
Mod it out
>You WILL worship le science
Yes
>You WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
God Howard is our lord and savior
>You WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
Of course
>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
I’m not a poor 3rd worlder
>Shitty settlement builder
Going to stop you right there, because creation engine lets Bethesdas settlement building be the best out of any game like it.
Pic related is what competitors come up with, but it isn't even close.
Why do people think this game is going to have a large mod community? Just because it's Bethesda? I honestly think modders only mod fallout and elder scrolls because well they like the setting.
>I'm a moron who doesn't like space and so my main character syndrome will now make me type up this moronic post saying that people do not enjoy the setting of space
Space is an ambiguous setting. Lots of games have very interesting settings and don't even get a quarter of the mods of fallout and elder scrolls.
I really think Bethesda is overestimating the modding community. You're basically banking that Bethesda is capable of creating interesting settings when they haven't created any setting in decades.
Bethesda games get all the mods not because their setting, but because as a modder, their games provide the easiest jumping in point to make content for. They create a literal inhouse tool that they release to the public for the sole purpose of making it easy to jump in and mod.
Starwars, Startrek, whatever have a gigantic cult community and following, these same people also end up extremely obsessed with technology in real life, and are the kind of people who are willing to go out, and be adventurous, and to make mods for videogames.
I have without a singular doubt in my mind that this will attract modders. You're telling me that startrek nerd isn't waiting to make the flying brothel in his dreams a reality? Bethesda will, as they always have, give the community the tools to make mods of their wildest creations.
I think you're really underestimating the good will Bethesda has specifically made with the modding community, as well as underestimating how large of a community space and sci-fi nerds actually are.
>Just because it's Bethesda?
Literally yes.
As long as it's a single player Bethesda game and it doesn't COMPLETELY suck ass. It will end up with shitloads of mods (For examples, see literall every single single player Bethesda game).
More importantly, the whole "1000 planets" thing opens up the amount of available space for modders to use to a ridiculous level. Frankly, once the mod tools are out, Starfield will be the best modding platform in the entirety of gaming.
do you have any idea how autistic the modding communities for space games are historically?
I have a feeling that there are going to be a large number of mods adding new points of interest to the pool that can spawn...assuming such a thing will be possible.
I'm wondering if we'll see something like the MES mods from space engie
I don`t care as long as i can create a army of thicc amazons to do my bidding like in fallout 4
>You WILL play the ugly claymation
I want to play claymation but nobody is making them anymore.
Someone please help the Sonybros, they're boiling over from the monumental seething due to not getting Todd's magnum opus before he dies from mysterious circumstances on February 11th, 2028.
We're in for a long summer aren't we Ganker?
>claymation
>ugly
Lost me right then and there chief.
>You WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
Doesn't bother me as much as the cheevo progress meters they put on the screen even during the presentation footage
>you WILL seethe and cope on a daily basis if you’re a Snoy
First TOTK, now Starfield… being a Snoy must be hard these days.
>You WILL play the ugly claymation slop
I can't because my potato pc has no chance of running it.
>I WILL play the ugly claymation slop
>I WILL experience headache-inducing 30 FPS
>I WILL pretend 1,000 procedurally-generated planets are handcrafted
>I WILL replay the same procedurally-generated quests but on a different planet
>I WILL experience the same trash settlement-building from Fallout 4
>I WILL have EXP bubbles pop up right in the middle of your fricking screen
>I WILL experience basic b***h gunplay from every modern game ever
>I WILL mine shitty ore just like le Minecraft
>I WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
>I WILL slurp down woke garbage
>I WILL worship le science
>I WILL defend Todd Howard's mess
>I WILL have to rely on mods to make it a somewhat entertaining experience
>I WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
I will not mod the game.
I will play through the game once doing the main story and a few major sidequests.
I will get bored of exploring randomly generated planets after the 3rd or 4th one and stop exploring them.
I will play a basic ass soldier build where I just shoot everyone with a rifle or shotgun.
I will uninstall the game as soon as I finish the main quest and move on to the next game.
I will not finish the main quest until my third playthrough probably
>not a single one of the characters in the game looks attractive
I hope she's romanceable.
mid
since we know there arent any aliens the question is
will there be female robot companions and can I make a crew with just them?
Anon, this game is practically Todd's baby. Of course there is going to be a sexy robot and/or alien in it.
i'm not buying the game until there's mods to turn everyone into an anime girl
for me, it's boarding a ship of female pirates and taking them all as harem slaves
Adoring f-fan?
go watch the presentation right now
>because it's not on the PS5
Ahh, so this is why there's so much shitposting. Got it
yeah
it's been snoys and tendies seething about it
nintendogays have PCs, snoy.
>one of the red impostors isn't doing anything wrong
>he just wants to fit in
Yes i will play Godd Howards game
I do unironically like Daggerfall for its chargen and dungeon crawling.
But have people just forgotten or are nowadays simply unaware of how absolutely pointless and dumb the super fricking massive and gigantic yet nothing but procedurally generated world was?
Why are people being excited for that bullshit again with Starfield?
We've already been through this ride with Bethesda once before. And it wasn't exactly impressive.
>You WILL slurp down woke garbage
>You WILL worship le science
and you were doing so well
why are you morons like this?
>you will worship le science
yes? what do you think got humanity to space? prayers and flat earth theory?
the facial animation looks worse than I thought it would, outside of slight smiles it looks like the characters don't really emote visually at all.
>not a single mention of modding
there's gonna be no mod support for this shit, mark my words
They are already making fun of themselves. I predict this is going to be a big disappointment.
>wow, i cant believe the game made by copy-paste studio isnt good
was anyone actually expecting anything from this? its going to be skyrim in space
i cant wait for my dialogue options to be
>YES
>NO (BUT YES)
>YES (SARCASTIC)
>YES (MEAN)
I will not, since I don't buy Pronoun games. If a game has Pronouns in character creation I don't buy it, I don't pirate it. I just ignore it and move on. Dodged lots of shit that way.
>You WILL worship le science
What
Scientism
Yeah sure im just having a hard time understanding the problem here.
umm it's BAD because I posted a funny face image okay?
the sheer amount of consolecuck seethe is amazing
Wish you homosexual ass morons would quit using the word slop it's so fricking gay
where did it even come from? /misc/?
i saw göyslôp everywhere, and thought
>of course, it just had to involve israelites
somehow hearing or reading the word slop in casual oration invokes desirable homicidal tendencies,
that - or i hope their kids die abruptly and unexpectedly like o.d.-ing whippits.
>You WILL worship le science
are you really some sad loser who actually believes in god? :DD we got name hörhö for likes of you.
>snoy mad
lel
>You WILL worship le science
catholic btw, science is pretty good yeah
do not believe protestant lies
>christian
Pffft
i'm gonna be real, i laughed at the video cutting off right before the MC shoots the AF in the back of the head while being near a precipice
man, i'm gonna reinstall Oblivion now
Bethesda is bankrupt.
>>You WILL enjoy an inferior version of Outer Worlds
buttblasted commiebsidian drone
>>You WILL buy a shitty XBOX because it's not on the PS5
but its on pc?
>Shazamtrannies looking for the next CP2077
>Snoys mad about exclusivity
>Tendies straight up can't imagine playing this game
How did he do it? How did he break so many people?
He's Godd Howard, it just works.
I think it's really problematic this game focuses on so much fun violence we really shouldn't be taking violent weapons to space 🙁
Frick Betheshit
>t. nincel
racial and gender composition of dev team status?
American
Isn't it releasing on goypass too
>inferior version with of Outer Worlds
That’s completely impossible, I quit this piece of shit so quick after the 3rd capitalism is le bad “dilemma” in a row.
Goddamn I can't wait to impregnate my mom and share a post-coital cuddle gazing upon the beautiful stars as my sperm fertilises her ovum
why is the cornerstone of this board just people seething intensely about D4, Starfield, or any and every game that is sufficiently big ticket and anticipated?
Because they're all slop made for the most moronic of NPCs.
WHERE ARE THE FOOKIN ROADS?