You will preorder Diablo IV. You will play the open beta. You will purchase the battlepass. You will buy every cosmetic in the store. You will get every limited-time Twitch drop. And you will be happy.
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I did it for she.
I'll try the open beta, but at minimum I'm not buying the game until they fix the network issues.
I kill demons on sight
Diablo was never good.
i will do all that, but i don't think i will be happy
Yeah no, sorry you had to come out around FFXVI
>You will preorder Diablo IV
>You will play the open beta
>You will purchase the battlepass
Yes.
>You will buy every cosmetic in the store
>You will get every limited-time Twitch drop
>And you will be happy
No.
5/10 apply yourself
nah, I'll stay in Poo of Exile and wait to check all the morons crying over D4
remember, this is Blizzard
It's funny how PoE is still somehow the best ARPG despite the glaring problems
the tragedy of life is not a laughing matter, anonymous.
PoE accumulated good / fun things thought the years, as well as shit things
any other ARPG that tries to go against has to fight against like 5 or 6 years of content (idk how much actually)
like I said on PoE general, Blizzard needs to check every single thing popular from PoE and make it on D4 otherwise it will be doomed
no I won't but I'll jerk off to her
>game have a battle pass
Into the trash it goes.
Man blizzard art team really fell off
Nah I'm not touching this passionless piece of Californian propaganda made by pajeets so frick you and your overpriced gacha product.
Does Diablo actually look like OP? I will only so it if so.
Hmmmm no
*Installs Median XL for the 400th time*
B R E E D D E M O N P U S S Y
>You will preorder Diablo IV.
I don't preorder games.
>You will play the open beta.
Nah, I'll probably just finish Grim Dawn or get around to trying out Diablo 1 if I get the urge for that genre.
>You will purchase the battlepass.
I don't purchase battlepasses unless they can be purchased with in-game currency.
>You will buy every cosmetic in the store.
Only if they can be bought with in-game currency, and only if I buy every gameplay related thing I want first.
>You will get every limited-time Twitch drop.
I don't even know what that is.
>And you will be happy.
But will you?
If she wore that as her default costume I'd buy whatever game you're hawking in a heartbeat.
Uhm lil problematic, I think we're going to have to cover her up a some more.
That's not very sex-positive of you. What are you, some kind of c*nservative?
no i'm a leftist and i'd rather everyone be online 100% and a slave to their sexual drive either becoming a no-lifer waifu sort of incel or going full troony sex addict
>The image of pure evil in 2023 is a regular woman
ok. i already preordered and i will play the open beta soon!
>zero hips
>tiny breasts
>quarterback shoulders
that's a man
that's fan art, blizzard will make her worse in every aspect.
>no booba
>fridge body
yikes
i'll be playing Last Epoch (tm) instead.
This. I don't trust Blizzard to make a good diablo game that isn't soccer mom slop.
i want to but i also dont want to end up paying $150 dollars for one game cause i already know there will be an expansion pack
If I wanted to play Diablo I'd just play path of exile or the original diablo 2.
yeah i bet you would
yeah, by sucking my essence out through my penis.
No, she want's to restart the war to get rid of the other powers. She would rather have her children rejoin her to help kill off the others. Frick off Inarius, I can see through your bullshit. You've been an incel for too long.
I'll probably not becuase Blizzard is just too expensive to be a customer of.
I would have, but it's not offline so no.
cant you just crack it or something
I can't support Blizzard after that trannified Diablo 2 Ressurected. I'm sure the game is great, but I simply cannot support this.
>trannified Diablo 2 Ressurected
qrd?
they made the Assassin ugly
They gave the Rogue class a man's face. Literally to please the troony audience.
My bad, I mean to say the Amazon.
thats what you get for playing a girl homosexual
It is ALWAYS the surface level brainlet takes with you fricks.
YEAH SILENT HILL HD BAD CUZ NO FOG LMAO
Frick off back to Resetera, tourist.
is this bait? Isn't the entire story behind Silent Hill the Fog? that's like remastering Halo to not be on a Halo anymore?
I wouldn't even care if the only problem was the fog.
HELP ME Black personMAN I CAN SEE MORE IM GOING INSAAANE
amazon looks like a man, and the paladin is now a literal Black person
He's fat and probably brown, ignore him
Nah blizzard hasn't made a worthwhile game since Diablo 1. Dead company.
Lilith and Andariel are so beautiful.
israeli propaganda.
tbf the OP image looks like some catholic (israeli) propaganda
>You will preorder Diablo IV
>You will play the open beta
>You will purchase the battlepass
>You will buy every cosmetic in the store
>You will get every limited-time Twitch drop
Yes, my queen!
>And you will be happy
...
I have never played Diablo except for like a few hours of D2 as a wee babby when it came out. Should I start with D1 or go back to Diablo 2?
d1 if you care more about atmosphere
d2 for muh loot and more classes/content
D1 is the only good one.
simping for mommy diablo!
Last Blizzard game I ever bought was The Frozen Throne. Frick DRM/MMO nu-Blizzard.
she should be fully nude. her pussy should be seen
image search it for the source, there's a nude version
>kill the nephelim
I can't wait to see Inarius skewer her hoe-ass.
You can't compel me to do shit, homosexual.
Anyway I'm still busy playing through KCD. Diablo died with Diablo 1. Everything after that was trash.
I got the first season pass for diablo immortal, maxed it out, got immortal with my guild on my server, and immediately stopped fricking caring because it was like slamming into a brick pay to win wall. EVERYTHING to do with immortals required you to be nearly maxed out, all your gems, all your everything with hell2 equips (the highest anyone had at that point) at top.
If D4 has as little in the way of changes/upgrades as the game goes, I'll probably pass. I'll keep an eye on it but no one I played D2 is still around, and the only reason I enjoyed D3 was the RMAH because I made a couple hundred bucks off of it.
The first 2 weeks or so of immortal's battle grounds were kino as frick until the p2w started to take off. Immortal private servers with no p2w when
See on my server KRpeople had been minmaxing by watching the aussies who got access to everything just a little bit earlier, and people who were in the alphas/betas like me were just sharing minmax gem guides. I also fricking obliterated the auction house with the help of a whale friend. We bought out every meta gem above 2* and re-sold for a tidy profit. He sold his account not long after we got immortals and he got about ₩13,000,000 (10k usd), gave me about 1m for basically just informing him which ones would be good to buy out.
depends on if there is enemy level scaling and if so, how it is implemented.
>You will preorder Diablo IV.
and so the shilling begins
Diablo immortal is good
Diablo is dead to me after immortal
I found a vex
cringe
get a job loser
we dont say that on Ganker dude
where'd you get that
Zoomers may never know that feel
>gay roleplay name
You have to be 18 to post here
I can't be kiled by a woman dipshit. I'm a masculine manly man.
I'm not a satanist. Jesus is my lord and I will not taint my soul with demonic things.
uh bro the aim of the game is to kill hell lol wtf why would jesus not like this game
Ah yes, but heaven (I.E., the christianity insert) is depicted as "evil" too, made up of a bunch of hypocritical jackasses who value fascist conformity and obedience.
Ergo, its evil to christians, because anything that teaches you that Christianity isn't 100% perfect is going to tempt you to stray from the path and think critically of christianity (And therefore God), which is a grave sin and will cause you to eternally burn in hell, as you can never ask for forgiveness in the eternity after death no matte what (that's only for when you're alive and working/serving the church)
>fascist conformity and obedience.
how is that evil, if the conforming and obedience is towrd goodness?
No.
Don't tell me you are a poorgay that didn't get the Ultimate edition.
I can't believe there are literal poorgays posting on my fricking Ganker right now.
Just tell me I'm wrong, I can take it.
This game gonna have any trannies or politics?
Reminder that they made Chromie trans, so probably.
the game will feature demons, yes
Damn, the mother of humanity in diablo looks like that?
I might pay for a game once. I would never pay for a game twice. Not Skyrim, not FIFA, and not Diablo.