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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario characters audibly speaking a terrestrial language is genuinely creepy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's-a-me! Mario!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here we go
      Off the rails
      Don't you know it's time to raise our sails?
      It's freedom like you never knew
      Don't need bags or a pass
      Say the word, I'll be there in a flash
      You could say my hat is off to you

      Oh we can zoom all the way to the moon
      From this great wide wacky world
      Jump with me
      Grab coins with me
      Oh yeah!

      It's time to jump up in the air
      Jump up, don't be scared
      Jump up and your cares will soar away
      And if the dark clouds start to swirl
      Don't fear, don't shed a tear 'cause
      I'll be your 1-UP girl
      So let's all jump up super high!
      High up in the sky!
      There's no power-up like dancing
      You know that you're my Super Star
      No one else can take me this far
      I'm flipping the Switch
      Get ready for this
      Oh, let's do the Odyssey
      Odyssey- Yes, see!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't type the coin noises.
        BlURRINCKKKGGG

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't remember Sunshine?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario characters audibly speaking a terrestrial language is genuinely creepy.

      Mario characters have NEVER spoken English before...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yo I've been looking for that what's the name?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seshi Knight Millcream

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        best faps Ive ever had

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You have to become a magical girl!
        >Proceeds to do nothing but stick things up his ass and fart them out

        Am I just forgetting or was the plot in this one kind of sparse.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          over time he grows bigger boobs and a pussy and eventually loses his dick

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's only temporary. He loses the breasts and vegana after he nuts. Don't think he ever becomes a futa again in any of the sequels either.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The sequels do more with the magical girl thing, which is where you see him pull arrows out of his ass and try to shoot down a succubus by projectile nutting.
          Wish Mimiacute did more featuring Miro jerking off and touching himself. Not gay but I wanna see Miro rescue his older brother and have hot gay trap sex with him.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man I miss 20th century white people food.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so long gay bowser

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Toad: 'DIAPER ADVENTURE!'
      It's kinda creepy I suppose anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from little voice clips from the characters which has always been the case, full voicing will probably be limited to the flowers and any potential songs with vocals.
      I have no doubt Sunshine's still seared into Nintendo's minds to this day in terms of Mario and voice acting, even if the Mario Movie potentially alleviated it some.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a shit in it? Frick yeah!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it depends

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is wrong with Nintendo gays. Why do they make shit like this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you really have to ask? like any game fanbase they're unhinged gaybies.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Posting in a gaybaby thread

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Posting in a gaybaby thread

          gayben

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        welcome to the internet homosexual
        it's called rule 34 and it's been a thing forever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo gays.
        If you think it is exclusive to them you're too much of a normalhomosexual for even current year Ganker.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally subhumans who never interact with real humans so their entire life revolves around jerking off to cartoons

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >any of those games
          >discussion

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooooo i didn't see any hilarious porn threads like what if Zelda was a horse or what if Link was cucked out of his house so nobody talk about these games XD XD XD

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >have not jerked off to an actual women in over 11 years
          Feels good. I've slept with both of my coworkers and even have an on again off again dating relationship with one of them. When I'm alone though absolutely no substitutes for 2D.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop reading Zelda cuck fanfictions

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not into zelda or cucking friend. Your tastes are kinda shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you forget that the primary and major consumers of Nintendo products are autistic and/or furries?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are starved for attention irl.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally subhumans who never interact with real humans so their entire life revolves around jerking off to cartoons

        Why do normalgays get so mad at superior 2d? Have you ever considered it's YOU who doesn't belong here?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          we have /trash/ and /b/ for porn addicts but you shitters insist on spamming garbage threads all the time here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back to r*ddit, normalgay-kun.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a thirsty little flower

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pee in it.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thing looks like its got some killer suction. like youd prolapse hard if you tried to use it as a toilet. pretty cool.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It even has the creepy deviantart shading. Oh my god.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come on man

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PLAP
    ONWARD AND UPWARD ONWARD AND UPWARD ONWARD AND UPWARD ONWARD AND UPWARD ONWARD AND UPWARD

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only wonder about SMBW is how efficiently it has exponentially increased degeneracy overnight.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Princesses should shit in these

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I wanna see it flooded to the brim with cum and slowly drowning

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, why

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, you're in the wrong thread unless that setup is actually for the floating flower ribbon thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I stupid? The answer is yes but I don't get what this image is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That couch is a porn set

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH I didn't even noticed the casting couch, I just kept my attention trying to figured out if they changed the Golden circle thingy for something considering Peach is looking at it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now I'm confused. What the frick is the golden circle?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it probably goes into the condom dimension

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think It's supposed to be the spot that causes her to...power up? put on a costume? at the end of the untitled Peach game trailer.

              So presumably she will go on to get the casting couch outfit powerup.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oooh yeah didn't see that part of the trailer. Thought it was from much older mario game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce? Image search doesn't bring anything

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/Saltbutt1/status/1671906666898501636

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bet

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't make the rules.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would
    onahole is my favorite biological kingdom

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would, and I would fatten that ribbon thing from the Peach game, too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not big enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rounder

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this fricker is Nintendo's Flowey, right? And the little bug thing is the cucker Prince from the OVA. Right?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for the inevitable wyerframez animation.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make blatant scat fetish bait

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post things in Mario games that you shouldn't, but still wanna frick.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reaching out to Fleshlight now for a custom

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