>You'll never be asked to dance with a cute girl on your SeeD graduation
>You'll never dance clumsily with aforementioned girl where she assures you it's fine and laughs with you
>You'll never get such a look from any girl
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>ywn settle for your rivals sloppy seconds
oh no
Reminder VIII is horribly translated
Squall dances poorly on purpose to push her away. He only shows his power level after she refuses to let him get away
lets be honest here all the anons would fail their test constantly and play tripple triad all day long instead of meeting girls in the secret place
>and play tripple triad all day long
Given FFVIII is entirely based around Triple Triad abuse, this implies that anons are going to be Level 1 super gods with 255 in every stat while morons are out there meeting girls in a secret place.
we would first have to get a GF to junction stats bro...
Gardens give you state-mandated GFs.
then why didnt every little useless shit used one during the fight of the gardens?
We didn't return them. We're trash like that.
Are GFs like library books? Do we get cash deducted from our salary for not returning them? If we die, do GFs die with us or do they just return to the computer? What about GFs like Ifrit, does he just return to the cave for another student to get?
I always thought the two GFs on squalls computer were kinda like school property and you only got to use them during your test and on missions
You can meet the cutest girl by becoming the greatest triple triad player though
had seifers cum even dried by the time she started putting her lips on squalls mouth
When your having sex with her she will do stuff and make noise. In the back of your head you have to cope with the fact she did those things with squall. How do you deal with stuff like that. Squall was an ass hole and made his life hell.
Unironically knowing Seifer, he spent most of his dates with Rinao sperging about Squall and this is why she was instantly interested in him the first time she saw him in the dance hall.
Scenes like this nowadays would be considered too revealing and a sexualization of woman. Burqa is new standard.
>squall starts with two GFs
>is tasked to get a 3rd
>zell and selphie don't bring any when they join the party
This always bothered me. All GFs should either be boss fights like Ifrit and Odin or already in the possession of a SeeD
>You'll never dance clumsily
Damn right, what kind of clumsy dance scrub do you take me for? I'll have you know I was the best dancer in my class, my waltzing second to non, even c**ts who hated me wanted a turn.
How do I play ff8 what's the trick to over power stats?
>refine Tents into Curagas
>tie Curagas to your HP
>???
>profit
Play triple triads with the guys at the restaurant inside the university, then card mod, then RF magic.
>SeeD
SeeDeezNutz, nerd
Who the hell wants an annoying girl like Rinoa who cheats on her BFs? Squall got sloppy seconds.
This entire scene was Rinoa manipulating Squall into helping Timber. Remember, Rinoa is a prostitute, her pussy is her currency.
They'd broken up, it's not cheating, she's just easy.
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just become an RPG protagonist bro, not an NPC
>Pick an FF girl
>Tifa dresses up as them
>Instantly improved
How does she do it?
Tifa has been mathemtically perfected to have the best face proportions
I don't think it's just that, otherwise only my dick would respond to her, and I wouldn't feel this warm tingling sensation in my chest
You don't want to eat lobster or caviar all the time, sometimes you want a $3 burger
get the analogy?
My head instantly tilted to Cameron Diaz saying she could be jello.
Aerith does have the kind of aristocratic beauty that looks like it tastes of stale crackers.
Then there's corn syrup beauty, like Rikku.
Tifa is a nice homemade steak, you can eat it like an animal but it still has a taste profile better than fructose and cheddar.
>final test is to make sure you understood the tutorial
>everyone but squall fails
>this was how they filtered out the midwits
damn...
We need a fricking remake rinoa is so cute