Your fish wife just caught dinner.

Your fish wife just caught dinner.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's her stance on Bigfoot?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fish again, nice!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love salmon so having a fish wife is ideal for me

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this cannibalism?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No dumbass! Is it cannibalism when a shark eats tuna???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but something about it still seems kinda uncanny and fricked up. Like a human hunter with several dead monkeys to eat or a lion with cheetah cubs its in jaws.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but something about it still seems kinda uncanny and fricked up. Like a human hunter with several dead monkeys to eat or a lion with cheetah cubs its in jaws.

      Jesus Christ are you two brainless. Is it cannibalism when you eat beef or pork? Do you not realize how large and diverse the entire class that is fish is?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humans are not in the same family as beef or pork. I would take pause to a cow eating the remains of a bison or a boar eating a piglet.

        It’s fantasy, you fricking autist.

        >fantasy should ignore simple logic
        moronic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >noooo magic hands aren't real!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Humans are not in the same family as beef or pork
          Yeah, that’s why I said CLASS, you stupid fricking braindead homosexual.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will eat out the fish wife

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll for stealth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will eat the fish wife

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no playful fish wife who catches food for you and you go swimming with and you can cuddle with in the water

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the fish people

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they lay eggs?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes after fertilization

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they do but I don't know how many

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seven.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fish feed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fish sneed

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you, fish wife

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Itadakimasu

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    botw universe is a gold mine of autismfus.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does Zora pussy taste like?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      heaven

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't having humanoid arms and hands be terrible for swimming and make them inefficient hunters?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fantasy, you fricking autist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      easily compensated by the 20 fins attached to their bodies.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fibsh

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