>your party is attacked by a wild cat boy

>your party is attacked by a wild cat boy
What would you do?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual
    I kill it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's expressive and happy therefore he's a homosexual!
      sounds like you're jealous lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No ones jealous of the mental health and std problems bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh mental health
          >muh germs
          You sound israeli

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kill it any other answer is simply wrong

            You sound like a aids infested homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Running at me with a knife
        >Happy
        This is also grounds to kill it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's a walking toxoplasmosis transmission vehicle. That's what a homosexual is--and therefore, that is what he is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The artist draws yaoi and is even so gay he has the feminine ones top normal men

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          feminity is secondary factor, the fundamental rule is that bigger dick tops

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it's even hotter if the feminine one has a bigger dick but still is the bottom otherwise it's beyond gay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh damn, I knew the drawing style looks familiar

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          feminity is secondary factor, the fundamental rule is that bigger dick tops

          No it's even hotter if the feminine one has a bigger dick but still is the bottom otherwise it's beyond gay

          the rule is that the one that looks the most like me is the top

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A little bit more feminine and I'd frick it, but right now he just dies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that's pretty much as feminine as a guy can get without HRT.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mating press

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pick him up by the scruff of his neck and let him dangle until he chooses to behave.

      Then this, yes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you get the opportunity you should have a nice day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Mating press.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oops, wrong picture, here's your catboy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bribe him with fish. He would be a great companion.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit it with a shoe.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill it, then make a comment about the strange wildlife

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The correct way to do it, simple

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    vigorous sex-making

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex-making
      Back to the sex forge

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex forge
        Look at this pleb not commissioning bespoke fricks.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a sex hammer, not a sex needle.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw
    Granted, more because the flamethrower is my most reliable form of attack but you get the point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What other weapons do you have and how have you had badluck with them in comparison?

      >your party is saved by an honorable and righteous(and pretty!) cat boy paladin
      What do?

      Did someone actually make an anthro cat Innocence?

      >he's expressive and happy therefore he's a homosexual!
      sounds like you're jealous lmao

      >Running at me with a knife
      >Happy
      This is also grounds to kill it

      Wait, he's got a knife, but being that happy? What if he has... TWO knives?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cat"boy"
    Pathetic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I find a catboy I'm cutting off his balls before he becomes a catman like and training him to be a catamite

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Typical bipedo cope

        is that a catboy fernando?

        You know it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a catboy fernando?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a Felineman Fernando

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your party is saved by an honorable and righteous(and pretty!) cat boy paladin
    What do?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >draw a catgirl
      >call it a catboy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just a slightly gayer griffith

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually its catboy innocence from final fantasy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't a male cat face at all.
      That is a girl cat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not a girl cat, sorry.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Girl cats and girl cats have very distinct facial features.
          That is literally the face/head of a girl cat.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            asiatics can only draw 1 face, it's not their fault

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wsterners can also only draw one face, but it's the opposite sex.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                westerners just pay asians and latinos to draw for them, moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                To inbetween for them. The designs aren't being done by koreans, cause all the chicks would have massive breasts.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >koreans don't draw normal breasts or e-girls
                you're one dumb mutt, you know that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's how orientals roll.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying paladins don't make it even worse
      Kill it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon Position

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill it and move on with our lives

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    slap in the face with a big fish

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take the scalp to warn player's next character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blimey
      I lost

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your party enters my magical realm
    FTFY

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do my Dog (Good) Boy Barbarian gets bonuses against him?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we can have 500 threads where it's how big are goblin breasts boobs frick goblins make degenerate half goblin hapa kids who will want to kill themselves
    but one catboy thread with a catboy that looks like a tomboy minus the breasts and now we're too far into the magical realms huh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but one catboy thread with a catboy that looks like a tomboy minus the breasts and now we're too far into the magical realms huh
      This but unironically.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tomboy minus the breasts
      so just a guy?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for establishing that half of Ganker is gay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which half

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw magic rock
    >catgirl(male) acquired
    and catch ’em all. All of the diseases. Oh wait, looks like OP beat me to it! Once again, his homosexualry is super-effective. No cat-dick can escape OPs event horizon. Why does Ganker keep genociding cat people? He only wanted a belly rub, you savages. He liked kippers, I was going to have him guide you safely through the TPK forest. Never mind, roll to die slowly.

  20. 11 months ago
    This is now a shrek thread

    >>your party is attacked by a wild cat boy
    >What would you do?
    We fight briefly and then he joins my party to the chagrin of my existing companion. Next up we’re going to be rolling bluffs to disguise as representatives of the union of workers in magical industries both evil and benign in order to infiltrate the HQ of the BBEG

    • 11 months ago
      Don Key

      Rolled 4, 6, 5, 6, 4, 6 = 31 (6d6)

      I roll to pound dragon snatch. Er to play Donkey. 3d6 control, and a roll-under on the same generator. Donkey chad coming through! Assume catgirl on fail, I guess.

      • 11 months ago
        Don Key

        Motherfrick. I’m a catgirl.

        • 11 months ago
          Don Key

          Rolled 1, 6, 2, 3, 5, 4, 6, 2, 4, 3, 5, 1, 2, 3, 5, 5, 5, 3 = 65 (18d6)

          But what kind of catgirl? Let’s find out.

          • 11 months ago
            Don Key

            Str 9
            Dex 12
            Con 12
            Int 9
            Wis 10
            Cha 13
            He really is a cat with those stats.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a "boy" cover their chest put keep their stomach exposed? Why not go all the way one way or another? Frankly it's kind of indecent.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    defeat the catboy in combat and then give him to the party's bard

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Defeat it, then proceed to making frick

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the responsible thing.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 games
    >2 groups
    >And yet the answer each would pick would be "Adopt"

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tame him via ear scratches

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    seduce

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing I do when I'm attacked by literally anything.
    I kill it
    Then I eat it.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him like all the other animals we've met
    Except I don't want skin him or cook for dinner later
    Shit probably has aids or smthg

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use attacks with AOE or are guaranteed to hit since it probably has high evasion.

    Odd are this means killing it with fire (or spamming magic missile if I am playing d&d or d&d derivative systems)

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might consider raping and eating him, though I'm not sure he's cute enough for my standards.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dominate him and make him a member of my harem.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tigers don't have harems, moronic furry.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mating press until he gets pregnant

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      umm, actually sweaty Bridget is a girl
      she can get pregante

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do?

    Him.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill it. Feral catboys are a real problem.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chase it away, of course. It would take too much effort to kill it. Besides, I'd rather not take on unnecessary trauma from killing a human-like being.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll saving throw against toxoplasmosis infection

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 6 (1d20)

      DC10, right, DM?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm afraid you didn't make it

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean the party could use a slave

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Punch the GM, GM next campaign myself.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully, my party has enough fighters in full plate that can go full "Thou", so he'll be recruited in no time.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Torture it for information

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I try to seize his Miraculous for Hawkmoth

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you'd love to watch two men have sex?

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can't just skip to the killing part. You need to roll initiative first.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I would love to watch you guys do that
    lmao gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      you'd love to watch two men have sex?

      Oh I'm sorry we're playing Fantasyland but as soon as I want to watch your characters when *they* frick, I'm the bad guy?

      [...]
      You can't just skip to the killing part. You need to roll initiative first.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd like to remind you what happened to the guy that killed Achilles' BF.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Topped Achilles?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got chased around the city three times, asked a river god son of Zeus for help, god got BTFOd, then hengot killed and dragged across the beach and around the city for three days, until his father came and asked him to surrender his body. Though to be fair, fighting Achilles is like fighting a storm with a spoon. It's pointless and futile.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ogre kill.
    Maybe eat.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know it

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Restrain the abhuman and arrange for his transport back to Carlos McConnell

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Draws girl
    >Adds bulge
    >You gay?!
    Frickin' Ganker

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nakadashi

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capture it and sell it to a wizard for experiments.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hah! A pathetic little thing like that is no match against someone as badass as me-"
    >gets mating pressed

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a cat is fine too

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send in the catgirl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbed penis vs will maul you if she feels the sex wasn't up to standard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, my lunar exalt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >catgirl

      What are you, some kind of homosexual?

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn him into my cum dumpster obviously

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shot him with a 2-bore on the center of mass

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Distract him with fish and shiny objects and then put him in a chokehold

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board has gone to absolute shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you weren't a fricking tourist, you'd know this is a return to form.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nature is healing

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inflate him, of course: - https://youtu.be/kuVNVyb2GYU?t=142

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry boy i am only interested in mature female catwomen

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I must challenge him to a duel to the death to assert my dominance as the catboy of this group.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these mating press posts
    Guys. It's a cat boy. BOY.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did I stutter?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. And?

      oh damn, I knew the drawing style looks familiar

      >Is korean

      I should have known. Koreagays are japs on fricking steroids.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and I'm going to bruise his prostate. your point?

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girdle of Gender Change.
    Then do whatever I'd do to a catgirl of similar standards.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most games will just be crit crit laugh at wizard not even getting a turn in.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t understand the infatuation with hairless overly fem catboy types myself

    If your catboy isn’t dirty and messy and dominant what’s the point?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If your catboy isn’t dirty and messy and dominant what’s the point?
      Most people posting on Ganker are male (male) you see

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, its basically all the worse parts of cats and humans with none of the soft fluff.

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t mind adopting catboys, since half the party is horrible mutant abominations already, but if he really attacks us first his lifespan will be measured in seconds because the GM can’t make hard combats in this system.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beat him half to death. If he fought back in a meaningful capacity, frick him. If not, beat him the rest of the way to death.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cat boys stink

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just how I like them!

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