we can have 500 threads where it's how big are goblin breasts boobs frick goblins make degenerate half goblin hapa kids who will want to kill themselves
but one catboy thread with a catboy that looks like a tomboy minus the breasts and now we're too far into the magical realms huh
>but one catboy thread with a catboy that looks like a tomboy minus the breasts and now we're too far into the magical realms huh
This but unironically.
Throw magic rock >catgirl(male) acquired
and catch ’em all. All of the diseases. Oh wait, looks like OP beat me to it! Once again, his homosexualry is super-effective. No cat-dick can escape OPs event horizon. Why does Ganker keep genociding cat people? He only wanted a belly rub, you savages. He liked kippers, I was going to have him guide you safely through the TPK forest. Never mind, roll to die slowly.
>>your party is attacked by a wild cat boy >What would you do?
We fight briefly and then he joins my party to the chagrin of my existing companion. Next up we’re going to be rolling bluffs to disguise as representatives of the union of workers in magical industries both evil and benign in order to infiltrate the HQ of the BBEG
I roll to pound dragon snatch. Er to play Donkey. 3d6 control, and a roll-under on the same generator. Donkey chad coming through! Assume catgirl on fail, I guess.
Chase it away, of course. It would take too much effort to kill it. Besides, I'd rather not take on unnecessary trauma from killing a human-like being.
Got chased around the city three times, asked a river god son of Zeus for help, god got BTFOd, then hengot killed and dragged across the beach and around the city for three days, until his father came and asked him to surrender his body. Though to be fair, fighting Achilles is like fighting a storm with a spoon. It's pointless and futile.
I don’t mind adopting catboys, since half the party is horrible mutant abominations already, but if he really attacks us first his lifespan will be measured in seconds because the GM can’t make hard combats in this system.
Kill.
>homosexual
I kill it
>he's expressive and happy therefore he's a homosexual!
sounds like you're jealous lmao
No ones jealous of the mental health and std problems bro
>muh mental health
>muh germs
You sound israeli
Kill it any other answer is simply wrong
You sound like a aids infested homosexual
>Running at me with a knife
>Happy
This is also grounds to kill it
No, he's a walking toxoplasmosis transmission vehicle. That's what a homosexual is--and therefore, that is what he is.
The artist draws yaoi and is even so gay he has the feminine ones top normal men
feminity is secondary factor, the fundamental rule is that bigger dick tops
No it's even hotter if the feminine one has a bigger dick but still is the bottom otherwise it's beyond gay
oh damn, I knew the drawing style looks familiar
the rule is that the one that looks the most like me is the top
A little bit more feminine and I'd frick it, but right now he just dies
Anon, that's pretty much as feminine as a guy can get without HRT.
mating press
Pick him up by the scruff of his neck and let him dangle until he chooses to behave.
Then this, yes
if you get the opportunity you should have a nice day
Correct. Mating press.
oops, wrong picture, here's your catboy
I bribe him with fish. He would be a great companion.
Hit it with a shoe.
Kill it, then make a comment about the strange wildlife
The correct way to do it, simple
vigorous sex-making
>sex-making
Back to the sex forge
>sex forge
Look at this pleb not commissioning bespoke fricks.
I have a sex hammer, not a sex needle.
>mfw
Granted, more because the flamethrower is my most reliable form of attack but you get the point.
What other weapons do you have and how have you had badluck with them in comparison?
Did someone actually make an anthro cat Innocence?
Wait, he's got a knife, but being that happy? What if he has... TWO knives?
>cat"boy"
Pathetic
If I find a catboy I'm cutting off his balls before he becomes a catman like and training him to be a catamite
Typical bipedo cope
You know it
is that a catboy fernando?
it's a Felineman Fernando
>your party is saved by an honorable and righteous(and pretty!) cat boy paladin
What do?
>draw a catgirl
>call it a catboy
This is just a slightly gayer griffith
actually its catboy innocence from final fantasy.
That isn't a male cat face at all.
That is a girl cat.
its not a girl cat, sorry.
Girl cats and girl cats have very distinct facial features.
That is literally the face/head of a girl cat.
asiatics can only draw 1 face, it's not their fault
Wsterners can also only draw one face, but it's the opposite sex.
westerners just pay asians and latinos to draw for them, moron.
To inbetween for them. The designs aren't being done by koreans, cause all the chicks would have massive breasts.
>koreans don't draw normal breasts or e-girls
you're one dumb mutt, you know that?
That's how orientals roll.
>implying paladins don't make it even worse
Kill it.
Amazon Position
Kill it and move on with our lives
slap in the face with a big fish
Take the scalp to warn player's next character
sauce?
>blimey
I lost
>your party enters my magical realm
FTFY
Do my Dog (Good) Boy Barbarian gets bonuses against him?
we can have 500 threads where it's how big are goblin breasts boobs frick goblins make degenerate half goblin hapa kids who will want to kill themselves
but one catboy thread with a catboy that looks like a tomboy minus the breasts and now we're too far into the magical realms huh
exactly
Yes
>but one catboy thread with a catboy that looks like a tomboy minus the breasts and now we're too far into the magical realms huh
This but unironically.
>tomboy minus the breasts
so just a guy?
thank you for establishing that half of Ganker is gay
Which half
Throw magic rock
>catgirl(male) acquired
and catch ’em all. All of the diseases. Oh wait, looks like OP beat me to it! Once again, his homosexualry is super-effective. No cat-dick can escape OPs event horizon. Why does Ganker keep genociding cat people? He only wanted a belly rub, you savages. He liked kippers, I was going to have him guide you safely through the TPK forest. Never mind, roll to die slowly.
>>your party is attacked by a wild cat boy
>What would you do?
We fight briefly and then he joins my party to the chagrin of my existing companion. Next up we’re going to be rolling bluffs to disguise as representatives of the union of workers in magical industries both evil and benign in order to infiltrate the HQ of the BBEG
Rolled 4, 6, 5, 6, 4, 6 = 31 (6d6)
I roll to pound dragon snatch. Er to play Donkey. 3d6 control, and a roll-under on the same generator. Donkey chad coming through! Assume catgirl on fail, I guess.
Motherfrick. I’m a catgirl.
Rolled 1, 6, 2, 3, 5, 4, 6, 2, 4, 3, 5, 1, 2, 3, 5, 5, 5, 3 = 65 (18d6)
But what kind of catgirl? Let’s find out.
Str 9
Dex 12
Con 12
Int 9
Wis 10
Cha 13
He really is a cat with those stats.
Why would a "boy" cover their chest put keep their stomach exposed? Why not go all the way one way or another? Frankly it's kind of indecent.
defeat the catboy in combat and then give him to the party's bard
Defeat it, then proceed to making frick
Do the responsible thing.
>6 games
>2 groups
>And yet the answer each would pick would be "Adopt"
tame him via ear scratches
seduce
Same thing I do when I'm attacked by literally anything.
I kill it
Then I eat it.
Kill him like all the other animals we've met
Except I don't want skin him or cook for dinner later
Shit probably has aids or smthg
Use attacks with AOE or are guaranteed to hit since it probably has high evasion.
Odd are this means killing it with fire (or spamming magic missile if I am playing d&d or d&d derivative systems)
I might consider raping and eating him, though I'm not sure he's cute enough for my standards.
I dominate him and make him a member of my harem.
Tigers don't have harems, moronic furry.
mating press until he gets pregnant
umm, actually sweaty Bridget is a girl
she can get pregante
>What do you do?
Him.
Kill it. Feral catboys are a real problem.
Chase it away, of course. It would take too much effort to kill it. Besides, I'd rather not take on unnecessary trauma from killing a human-like being.
Roll saving throw against toxoplasmosis infection
Rolled 6 (1d20)
DC10, right, DM?
I'm afraid you didn't make it
rape
I mean the party could use a slave
Punch the GM, GM next campaign myself.
Thankfully, my party has enough fighters in full plate that can go full "Thou", so he'll be recruited in no time.
Torture it for information
I try to seize his Miraculous for Hawkmoth
you'd love to watch two men have sex?
You can't just skip to the killing part. You need to roll initiative first.
>I would love to watch you guys do that
lmao gay
Oh I'm sorry we're playing Fantasyland but as soon as I want to watch your characters when *they* frick, I'm the bad guy?
I'd like to remind you what happened to the guy that killed Achilles' BF.
Topped Achilles?
Got chased around the city three times, asked a river god son of Zeus for help, god got BTFOd, then hengot killed and dragged across the beach and around the city for three days, until his father came and asked him to surrender his body. Though to be fair, fighting Achilles is like fighting a storm with a spoon. It's pointless and futile.
Ogre kill.
Maybe eat.
you know it
Restrain the abhuman and arrange for his transport back to Carlos McConnell
>Draws girl
>Adds bulge
>You gay?!
Frickin' Ganker
Nakadashi
Capture it and sell it to a wizard for experiments.
>"Hah! A pathetic little thing like that is no match against someone as badass as me-"
>gets mating pressed
a cat is fine too
Send in the catgirl
>Barbed penis vs will maul you if she feels the sex wasn't up to standard.
ah yes, my lunar exalt.
>catgirl
What are you, some kind of homosexual?
Turn him into my cum dumpster obviously
shot him with a 2-bore on the center of mass
Distract him with fish and shiny objects and then put him in a chokehold
This board has gone to absolute shit.
If you weren't a fricking tourist, you'd know this is a return to form.
Nature is healing
Inflate him, of course: - https://youtu.be/kuVNVyb2GYU?t=142
sorry boy i am only interested in mature female catwomen
I must challenge him to a duel to the death to assert my dominance as the catboy of this group.
>all these mating press posts
Guys. It's a cat boy. BOY.
Did I stutter?
Yes. And?
>Is korean
I should have known. Koreagays are japs on fricking steroids.
and I'm going to bruise his prostate. your point?
Girdle of Gender Change.
Then do whatever I'd do to a catgirl of similar standards.
Most games will just be crit crit laugh at wizard not even getting a turn in.
Gay
I don’t understand the infatuation with hairless overly fem catboy types myself
If your catboy isn’t dirty and messy and dominant what’s the point?
>If your catboy isn’t dirty and messy and dominant what’s the point?
Most people posting on Ganker are male (male) you see
yeah, its basically all the worse parts of cats and humans with none of the soft fluff.
I don’t mind adopting catboys, since half the party is horrible mutant abominations already, but if he really attacks us first his lifespan will be measured in seconds because the GM can’t make hard combats in this system.
Beat him half to death. If he fought back in a meaningful capacity, frick him. If not, beat him the rest of the way to death.
cat boys stink
Just how I like them!