>She's a lesbo, literally doesn't matter if you're into her anymore. At least pre moronic DLC in 1, you could imagine she'd grow into a better person
??? Why is this board full of homosexuals? Do you really think that beeing lesbian is fricking stopping me for thinking someone is hot? Do you really think that if that person would say "let's try it" I would be like no you are gay.
>"n-no our character isn't meant to be ellen page haha, ellie is original character do not steal" >decide out of nowhere to turn her into a ugly homonculus in the second game
Really, Naughty Dog?
I don't know about curing and I woudn't even say it was the "dick". I had a relationship with a girl who was, for all intents and purposes, a lesbian. We fricked and went out a few times. She got a girlfriend and invited me to go out with them. We all went out together, fricked and they went and got married. They would invite me to have sex with them from time to time, and after they broke up, she would still call me to frick her. And I'm sure it wasn't a "dick" thing because I'm not good in bed at all. I cum very fast and am not a very good company after I cum. I think they liked my personality. They were both into wicka and black magic stuff and I always think that shit was stupid so I mainly just insulted their shitty hobby/religion all the time and they seemed to loved it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
till this day she still puts "lesbian" on all her socials and is always dating girls.
2 years ago
Anonymous
"Lesbians" don't truly exist, there are simply girls with bad experience with boys or with their fathers
the sad part about that is when you hear that interview about how shitty her ex boyfriends were, they didn't appreciate her at all. >"They didn't like me, they thought I was too boyish. Every single one of my ex boyfriends wanted me to be more feminine, wear makeup, be submissive."
>"When all I wanted to do is to be with them, play basketball, skate, play videogames, up all night just getting rowdy with the bros."
>"Even when I wanted to get into athletics and get muscle, my parents were against it, they wanted me to be feminine."
>"Juno was alot like me, I picked on the boys I liked, I bullied them, I teased them because I had no idea how to let them know I liked them. I was a total weirdo."
I think she was mindbroken over her hairline and turned into a troony
you ever watched Trailer Park Boys? She has never been feminine in her life. She only did it to get roles.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She will regret becoming men, she has no idea what she signed on for. Guys like me will make him suck their dick and she won't be able to get help from anyone because that's not how it works when you're a guy b***h, you gotta suck that dick and swallow the cum.
the sad part about that is when you hear that interview about how shitty her ex boyfriends were, they didn't appreciate her at all. >"They didn't like me, they thought I was too boyish. Every single one of my ex boyfriends wanted me to be more feminine, wear makeup, be submissive."
>"When all I wanted to do is to be with them, play basketball, skate, play videogames, up all night just getting rowdy with the bros."
>"Even when I wanted to get into athletics and get muscle, my parents were against it, they wanted me to be feminine."
>"Juno was alot like me, I picked on the boys I liked, I bullied them, I teased them because I had no idea how to let them know I liked them. I was a total weirdo."
>Cute Ellen was a 250% tomboy >She simply want to bully her gamer boyfriend and fight a bit in the bed before sex >Can't find 1 (ONE) >Decide to tr00n out
You didn't save her Ganker
Shame. SHAME!
I firmly believe all the lesbians and ftm trannies are caused by some childhood trauma, mental illness / hormonal issues caused by modern technology, grooming, or severe body dysmorphia (usually a combo of several of these).
Yeah some women are trucker bull dykes but those are just natural mutants, every generation produces some genetic freaks. As for normal girls like Ellen or the girl I dated in HS, or the thousands of others that get mind fricked by the LGBT shit, they are just victims of an insane time filled with demonic influences.
She could have been saved. I have sworn spiritual vengeance on the powers over us for what they have done, what they took from us. I hate them, I hate the anti christ, I hate what they did to these poor girls. If I had the power I would bring justice to these people.
the sad part about that is when you hear that interview about how shitty her ex boyfriends were, they didn't appreciate her at all. >"They didn't like me, they thought I was too boyish. Every single one of my ex boyfriends wanted me to be more feminine, wear makeup, be submissive."
>"When all I wanted to do is to be with them, play basketball, skate, play videogames, up all night just getting rowdy with the bros."
>"Even when I wanted to get into athletics and get muscle, my parents were against it, they wanted me to be feminine."
>"Juno was alot like me, I picked on the boys I liked, I bullied them, I teased them because I had no idea how to let them know I liked them. I was a total weirdo."
The fact that so many TOLU fans themselves are the ones who are saying how "it will look and play better now, how is this a bad thing?." TLOU was called "a masterpiece" for a whole decade, but 5 seconds after the remake trailer dropped "well, the visuals and gameplay ARE dated."
What the frick do the words MASTER PIECE even mean now? >yes it's art >yes it's a masterpiece
BUT
Cute girls don’t exist in 20XX. Every girl is look like a man, and every man is look like girl. Every pig is beautiful, every beautiful is pig. This is opposite world. Different timeline. Take me fricking back in delorean
Oh, "NO!", kind sir! Thank the craftswomen and craftsmen at Naughty Dog! They deserve the gratitude for their fine work as always! Here's to Naughty Dog! May they continue to produce excellence for the PlayStation Nation for generations to come!
He gave us 150 types of cute straight Ellen (dicky Ellen, emo Ellen, soldier Ellen, gf Ellen, hobo Ellen ecc) in one game. This is even more incredible if you think Ellen vanished from this timeline to be replaced by some manlet called Elliot.
I think Cage is somewhat an hero for what he has done in preserving Ellen and give her to us to play with.
Didn't this game come out like last year? If it did, what stopped them from putting out the remastered version for release instead of redoing everything for an extra pile of---
oh, right, investors. They expect infinite growth indefinitely. Surely that is sustainable :^)
>They expect infinite growth indefinitely. Surely that is sustainable :^)
I hate that this makes up everything that runs our countries. >population growth at all cost >profit at all cost
It's pretty fricked. We're being flossed on everything from gas to rent, and food. At least with games there's options for piracy, and there's options for stuff that's not so harshly monetized.
And it's all being done so that increasingly fewer people get richer. They're already so rich they cannot spend their money. Why do we need to make them richer?
video games are fricking dead
even 3rd Strike?
shut up saucy
Go eat poop
3rd Strike is a massive downgrade from 2nd Impact. The difference in graphics and music is staggering.
True 2nd Impact had a better OST.
But the visuals are pretty much the same.
why does he have the fourchan logo next to his name
The
they made her ugly like the 2nd one. great.
she's like twelve you pedo
you're both wrong
/thread
>t.
then she should look 12 and not 22
hello twitter.
still hot, cope hag chaser
She's hot in 2 you homo
She's a lesbo, literally doesn't matter if you're into her anymore. At least pre moronic DLC in 1, you could imagine she'd grow into a better person
>She's a lesbo, literally doesn't matter if you're into her anymore. At least pre moronic DLC in 1, you could imagine she'd grow into a better person
??? Why is this board full of homosexuals? Do you really think that beeing lesbian is fricking stopping me for thinking someone is hot? Do you really think that if that person would say "let's try it" I would be like no you are gay.
Anon you are gay
>"n-no our character isn't meant to be ellen page haha, ellie is original character do not steal"
>decide out of nowhere to turn her into a ugly homonculus in the second game
Really, Naughty Dog?
Can't believe people are defending this and the $70 price tag. It looks worse.
Is it surprising when the same group of people consider HZD a masterpiece?
Why does the "remaster" look objectively worse?
>remaster looks worse
????
Miss me?
why would kids want to sneak in to watch hard candy
Why not?
>haha lets watch this old man groom kids in the movie that turns into a kidsexploitation flick
literally me
girl at my job looks like her
is also a lesbian
>Dyke
What a waste. Luckily good dicking can cure lesbianism.
I don't know about curing and I woudn't even say it was the "dick". I had a relationship with a girl who was, for all intents and purposes, a lesbian. We fricked and went out a few times. She got a girlfriend and invited me to go out with them. We all went out together, fricked and they went and got married. They would invite me to have sex with them from time to time, and after they broke up, she would still call me to frick her. And I'm sure it wasn't a "dick" thing because I'm not good in bed at all. I cum very fast and am not a very good company after I cum. I think they liked my personality. They were both into wicka and black magic stuff and I always think that shit was stupid so I mainly just insulted their shitty hobby/religion all the time and they seemed to loved it.
till this day she still puts "lesbian" on all her socials and is always dating girls.
"Lesbians" don't truly exist, there are simply girls with bad experience with boys or with their fathers
You are probabbly right
>is also a lesbian
Didn't the creature started dating guys after it transitioned?
cute boy would groom
I think she was mindbroken over her hairline and turned into a troony
I think her hairline/wall happened because she start hormone pills to tr00n out
you ever watched Trailer Park Boys? She has never been feminine in her life. She only did it to get roles.
She will regret becoming men, she has no idea what she signed on for. Guys like me will make him suck their dick and she won't be able to get help from anyone because that's not how it works when you're a guy b***h, you gotta suck that dick and swallow the cum.
That's a boy.
>Elliot was always a man
And we were always at war with Eurasia
Looks uggo to be quite honest
Sha was such a cutie...
the sad part about that is when you hear that interview about how shitty her ex boyfriends were, they didn't appreciate her at all.
>"They didn't like me, they thought I was too boyish. Every single one of my ex boyfriends wanted me to be more feminine, wear makeup, be submissive."
>"When all I wanted to do is to be with them, play basketball, skate, play videogames, up all night just getting rowdy with the bros."
>"Even when I wanted to get into athletics and get muscle, my parents were against it, they wanted me to be feminine."
>"Juno was alot like me, I picked on the boys I liked, I bullied them, I teased them because I had no idea how to let them know I liked them. I was a total weirdo."
>perfect tomboy
>prematurelly hit the wall (as all Hollywood actress do)
>troon out
>Cute Ellen was a 250% tomboy
>She simply want to bully her gamer boyfriend and fight a bit in the bed before sex
>Can't find 1 (ONE)
>Decide to tr00n out
You didn't save her Ganker
Shame. SHAME!
face it, tomboys are OVER
>just getting rowdy with the bros
ywnbam
>"you are a boy, therefore you must like sports"
>30 years later
>"you like sports, therefore you must be a boy"
Its all so tiresome.
Just protect yourself, and enjoy the (shit)show
>Be non american
>Go to USA
>Became a fatso beyond belief in no time
The land of the free, lmao
The land of the free, where you are forced to have a car, a gun and private insurance
>land of the free
>have to tip every meal
sounds about rite
On the sane note
>your boss doesnt pay you a proper wage
>have to rely on charity from the costumers
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Source? On the text.
I firmly believe all the lesbians and ftm trannies are caused by some childhood trauma, mental illness / hormonal issues caused by modern technology, grooming, or severe body dysmorphia (usually a combo of several of these).
Yeah some women are trucker bull dykes but those are just natural mutants, every generation produces some genetic freaks. As for normal girls like Ellen or the girl I dated in HS, or the thousands of others that get mind fricked by the LGBT shit, they are just victims of an insane time filled with demonic influences.
She could have been saved. I have sworn spiritual vengeance on the powers over us for what they have done, what they took from us. I hate them, I hate the anti christ, I hate what they did to these poor girls. If I had the power I would bring justice to these people.
Every single one of her ex boyfriends are literal homosexuals.
I could have saved her, bros...
>rifle, pole and the wood in the background have a much lower mesh fidelity and texture resolution
this is a scam
Looks fine
I can't tell which one the remaster is.
they made her not look like ellen now that her brain is broken
wow they added an extra chromosome
she looks like someone doodled a face on their thumb
the top one is like a plastic surgery doll from LA. The bottom one is more realistic and has more sovl.
i never even played the normal one, why would i buy a remaster
frick you and frick your shit story games
>Playstation went from Japan to a more American company
>Ellie turn from 100% cutie to a disgusting goblina
Good job you damn amerilards
Nuke California
>People wanted a 1:1 remaster of FFVII in modern times
Hooo laddy I'm glad we got Remake every single day.
Have we seen what they've done to Sarah? That's the only part that matters.
>PPRRRGFFFTTTTWWTTWTT
That would be $70 plus tip
isn't it coming on PC as well? gonna pirate it but i doubt i will find any fun in it
i pirated soi of war and deleted it after one hour
WE BACK TO BROWN AND BLOOM REALISM?
The fact that so many TOLU fans themselves are the ones who are saying how "it will look and play better now, how is this a bad thing?." TLOU was called "a masterpiece" for a whole decade, but 5 seconds after the remake trailer dropped "well, the visuals and gameplay ARE dated."
What the frick do the words MASTER PIECE even mean now?
>yes it's art
>yes it's a masterpiece
BUT
>people don't want to play movie vidya with barely gameplay anymore
surprise surprise
Looks good.
Day 1 buy.
Cute girls don’t exist in 20XX. Every girl is look like a man, and every man is look like girl. Every pig is beautiful, every beautiful is pig. This is opposite world. Different timeline. Take me fricking back in delorean
Both look uncanny valley.
Oh, "NO!", kind sir! Thank the craftswomen and craftsmen at Naughty Dog! They deserve the gratitude for their fine work as always! Here's to Naughty Dog! May they continue to produce excellence for the PlayStation Nation for generations to come!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
HIP HIP HOOOOORRAAAAAYYY!
the original didn't look like a good video game, so I didn't buy it, why the frick would I want a remaster of it that looks worse?
How do you think David Cage feels now that his game stars a troony
He got his shower scenes, he doesn't give a shit.
He gave us 150 types of cute straight Ellen (dicky Ellen, emo Ellen, soldier Ellen, gf Ellen, hobo Ellen ecc) in one game. This is even more incredible if you think Ellen vanished from this timeline to be replaced by some manlet called Elliot.
I think Cage is somewhat an hero for what he has done in preserving Ellen and give her to us to play with.
this looks more like a demake but ehhhh its naughty dogfrickers with a israelite in its lead so who cares
>top
actual children fighting to survive
>bottom
lesbo in the making, worried more about troony rights and donald trump, zombies are secondary
I sincerely hope this flops, hard. Naughty Dog has earned that.
Preorders are doing well and the collectors edition is sold out.
Shame.
Didn't this game come out like last year? If it did, what stopped them from putting out the remastered version for release instead of redoing everything for an extra pile of---
oh, right, investors. They expect infinite growth indefinitely. Surely that is sustainable :^)
>They expect infinite growth indefinitely. Surely that is sustainable :^)
I hate that this makes up everything that runs our countries.
>population growth at all cost
>profit at all cost
It's pretty fricked. We're being flossed on everything from gas to rent, and food. At least with games there's options for piracy, and there's options for stuff that's not so harshly monetized.
And it's all being done so that increasingly fewer people get richer. They're already so rich they cannot spend their money. Why do we need to make them richer?
which one is the remake? or the remaster I don't know anymore.
One is a remaster and the new one is the reboot, because cuckmann killed the franchise with part 2
Yeah the tlou remake looks amazing. You blind?
She is much less frickable now.
Think about it this way. A re-release of an already re-released Last of Us 1 is about to outsell Last of Us 2. Sony is going to notice this.