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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rouge amy anal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from the look of her hammer she has been practicing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn!!! damn!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but anal fisting. one fist for each ass. blaze can work the shaft

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >amy and rogue attached to my fists like boxing gloves
        i think that would look very silly

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My FUARKING heroes
    I feel so SAFE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incorrect use of the word fuark

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is big with cream and amy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Team Rose's mission is to find their missing pets.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you can Big Cream Amy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because of some newspaper article that says Sonic stole Froggy and Chocola Chao (it's actually Metal Sonic)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because Big likes them cute and funny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big enjoys looking up their short skirts when they're jumping off ramps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's a fat ugly bastard
        you know why.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 girls and a downie, they're on the same level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this game's just permanently in wrong aspect ratio isn't it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He just doesn't have the mod that fixes the game to look good in widescreen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God, the models look so much better without that crappy shine effect

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah this mod is absolute kino. The characters don't look like plastic anymore.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              OMG SA2 ROUGE IS BACK!

              Not saying I hate the outfit change but man she looks good!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shitty lightwarp plague everything since SADX.

            Took till unleashed to actually fix somewhat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not gonna lie i think it looks good in 06

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Visually 06 looks good, nobody going deny this, actual game is the problem.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                06 is my favorite looking sonic game but from an objective standpoint its not very good. it has rather primitive lighting (resulting in the human characters looking odd) and definitely looks like an early 7th gen game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sonic not having a side grimace, everyone having front mouths that don't work, their long proportions and having the cast be mocapped was a mistake imo. Unleashed FMV was the peak imo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                honestly the only issue i have with them is how the rigs are prohibitive to expression, and that they never use side mouths when itd be appropriate. SA2 had center mouths and mocap, and honestly i like the lanky proportions

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sony and MS cracked whips at sega for game release asap.

                Game looked far better on demos.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mod name?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fantastic game. One of the best.

      why is big with cream and amy?

      Why not? They're friends. He certainly doesn't hang out with Sonic or Shadow.

      God, the models look so much better without that crappy shine effect

      No they really don't lol. The shine effect looks good.

      Nobody gives a shit about Fang. NOBODY.

      Shut the frick up. You're probably a troon who got beat by a Fang in Sonic The Fighters online matches.

      More like my Dream Team

      Shit game. Better than Frontiers at least.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now that's a tripless tripgay if I've ever seen one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shit game better than frontiers
        Are you sayin this just to be contrarian to the current main game or is this shovelware I hadn’t even heard of till this thread ACTUALLY better than frontiers? Cuz if it’s better I might have to give it a try.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soul and the goat like Premydaremy be saying!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Don't forget her companion, Cheese.

      >Big and Amy become trapped or otherwise incapacitated
      >Cream can send her chao to attack enemies
      >homes onto enemies at long range
      >is invincible
      >does a frickton of damage

      She is too strong. I am suspicious of Cream's intentions.

      Team Rose's mission is to find their missing pets.

      I wish Heroes let you control the Flight characters individually without always being in a tower formation

      ?si=8i6oE9x3tZFBC2bP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tower formation kinda sucks but made sense.
        the real problem is the janky bounce that kills all your momentum

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Height cap is fricking awful.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's either distance or time. pick your poison

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anything would be better than height cap, lot of times you need fly to something and, oops you hit the cap lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lot of times you need fly to something and, oops
                wow it's almost like they don't want you to skip chunks of the level and they expect you to use flight only at certain points

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Heroes have frickload of invisible walls and level design do take account to avoid some easy skips with fly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go from Sonic Adventure 2's details and art style to everybody being shiny, scrawny limbed, and no texture work on their fur
      Seriously I want know why the frick they chose for Sonic Heroes and Shadow to look this way because it's so unappealing and was a step back in every regard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Multiplat, and Sony pussywhipping Sega to make games for them.

        SA2B stayed exclusive due Nintendo deal for long time, that and actually having SA staff to work on it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not my cast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classicucks in bodybags

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not my heroes
      Except Eggman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody gives a shit about Fang. NOBODY.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        somebody did if they bothered to put him in Superstars after 20 years

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like Fang, mostly because he plays like a 3D Commander Keen in SRB2, but still.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a brat that you want to correct.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. Trip

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look at her R34 results and laugh at the numbers kek

          SHIT ROUGH SHIT ROUGH SHIT ROUGH NYUH
          TAKE THI TAKE THIS

          If a Heroes port/remaster doesn’t have those lines I ain’t buying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a wienery bastard with a GUN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trip does!!!!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TOTAL TRIP ABUSE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The cut from 0:04 to 0:05 is so awful and abrupt I can't believe it's actually in game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The cutscenes are terrible but also kind of have an SA1 charm from how broken they are
                Characters visibly disappearing and reappearing in the frames between a camera change shouldn't be a thing in any game released after 2001 yet here it fricking is, it's kind of hilarious

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does Trip wear leggings or is that her scaly skin?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same as cream. Nobody likes her except pedos

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But enough about Sage

          >Captcha: WYYY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Ray, Mighty, and the Chaotix? Fake fan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basado

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can easily do more hits during the idle animation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Devs made it annoying as hell to edit out S2A on title cards when almost every other sprite is easy to edit.
        lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where are ray and mighty you bigot?

      Nobody gives a shit about Fang. NOBODY.

      he's the perfect classic counterpart to the shitty cubot+orbot duo. hope they also bring back bean and bark

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's the perfect classic counterpart to the shitty cubot+orbot duo.
        I can't see Orbot and Cubot as anything but the modern (and Japanese pride satisfying) version of pic related.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i asked this before i think but are they not allowed to use these guys because of DIC or do they have the full rights to it and they just choose not to because of the potential shitshow it would be to get their VAs back or risk getting new VAs for them?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They were still in the Archie comics post-reboot so the more likely case is that they *won't* use them rather than they *can't* use them.
            Grounder and Coconuts are directly based on badniks from Sonic 2 and are likely to come back in some form, even if minor, but not Scratch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All the characters from the DiC created cartoons are owned by Sega, it's just that SOJ doesn't care about the Western created characters besides Sticks because they actually had a hand in making her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys classicpedo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remove all but sonic and robotnik. the rest are for homosexuals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, frick the shitty friends
        In fact, get rid of Robotnik too
        The series should be Sonic and ONLY Sonic
        Just Sonic Just Sonic Just Sonic Just Sonic Just Sonic
        SonicSonicSonicSonicSonicSonicSonicDO ICSONICSONICSONICSOMICSOSSOSOSOSO
        SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because we need only Mario and Bowser as well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love how they hyped up Fang’s return in Supertrash only for him to be boring bland and sidelined by a Lizard Girl.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was boring because they gave his traits of being cowardly, clumsy and stupid to Trip.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So much SOVL in one image, how did Sonic Team pull it off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Romhack
        >good gameplay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic Classic Heroes is great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what if i like both games with good gameplay and sonic lore thread though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of these things is not like the others

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The classic cast feels as big as the modern cast if you actually put all the characters into both categories properly. You just never think about it for Classic because most of the time his friends are only in whack ass classic spinoff games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no Shadow
      NOT my HEROES.

      not quite

      >Shadow
      >Omega
      >Knuckles
      Hmm yes, those are my heroes.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not quite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect
      (Silcucks and silv-inserts need not apply)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blaze
      It’s perfect

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ONE and ONLY FUARKING HERO.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not classic
      1 job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >modern shitnic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This model is such a breath of fresh air over the one Sega keeps constantly using in promotional material

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy that all they had to make it somewhat presentable was to make the hands a bit smaller.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They also fixed his weird ass lips. They've looked awful for like a decade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2008 - early 20s must have been a great time for you since he pretty much took the spotlight from everyone else

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for Cream.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Step aside then, your opinion doesn't count.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MAKE me step aside you tiny little bnuuy b***h
        I'll frickin' sit on u m8

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who do you think carries you with her ears, fatty? You're messing with the wrong bnuuy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah that happened
            them flying characters sure were strong

            Nobody gives a shit about Fang. NOBODY.

            sonic team's fault for wasting a cool character design

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Actually never thought about that. Cream is pretty strong for carrying Big fat ass all over the place in Sonic Heroes

              Don't forget her companion, Cheese.

              >Big and Amy become trapped or otherwise incapacitated
              >Cream can send her chao to attack enemies
              >homes onto enemies at long range
              >is invincible
              >does a frickton of damage

              She is too strong. I am suspicious of Cream's intentions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She may not seem so tough without her pet infant god-creature, but looks can be deceiving.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This whole arc was fricking moronic but I think Shadow was the most moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That entire page is dumb.

                >Cream brooding, ever, when we've seen how she acts in life or death situations before
                >Sonic looking distressed, helpless, and not consoling his friends
                >Amy being discrete about literally anything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You lack media literacy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sonic loves Human Women

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Actually never thought about that. Cream is pretty strong for carrying Big fat ass all over the place in Sonic Heroes

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huehuehue
    orewa super buraze! eh? oi oi nani? vet-san! nan-OI YAMATE Y-YAMATE AIEEE AIIIIEEEEE NONONONONO
    AIIIIIIEEEE
    AAAAA
    SILVER-SAMA TASUKETE ONEGAI SILVER-SAMA
    AIIIIEEEEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUNNYPOW

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you make this render? Why does Sonic look like he got something stuck in his eye? Why does Amy have duck lips? Surrounded by mediocre poses, Tails's stands out as particularly bland.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My HEROE-
    WAIT…..
    Why is HE there…..?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why they keep Tails around either.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...and KEKckles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Boom
        Not canon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only canon piece of Sonic media is the Metal Sonic OVA

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But it should be. It was the best iteration of every character.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s canon. Sonic in frontiers mentions Stix

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon… Boom is canon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sticks being canon doesn't exactly mean boom is.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only sonic and tails makes sense
    knuckles should be on duty
    rouge shouldn't be hanging out with children
    amy is a b***h nobody likes
    cream should be at school idk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knuckles is proactively dealing with a threat that may impact the ME
      Rouge will try to scam them
      Amy a cute
      Cream is homeschooled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rouge shouldn't be hanging out with children
      She's only like two or three years older than Sonic

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All furrys are sonicgays
    >All furrys are artgays
    >All furrys are vidyagays
    >All furrys are porn-addictgays
    >No decent sonic eroges
    How?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *furries
      ESL moron

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I start with the comics?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Volume 1 ~ Present?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but volume one of who
        archie, idw, etc etc

        >Archie
        Start from #1 and stop at #50, then skip all the way to #160
        Don't bother with anything in-between, it's all garbage

        gotcha. idw after that? i see a thing on readcomics called sonic universe is that important or no?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          After a certain issue of regular start reading one regular and one Universe. Yellow text tells you when it starts.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            much appreciated

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's sometime after 160, for reference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Archie
      Start from #1 and stop at #50, then skip all the way to #160
      Don't bother with anything in-between, it's all garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We did a storytime of the entire comic over on Ganker recently. The archived threads are here: https://the-ride.neocities.org/threads/#october-2023-top

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHIT ROUGH SHIT ROUGH SHIT ROUGH NYUH
    TAKE THI TAKE THIS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its SHIT ROCK YEAH you fricking casual

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just gonna leave this here...
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8alZ0VcGTX2fGlTn5Uwa-YuDBxo-n-MM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=oKmlYXSVzXTcKmky

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY SAWNICK HEROES!!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SONIC HEROES

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only ever played a demo for sonic heroes like once and the damn theme never left my head

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she mad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she's puckering up for a smooch ngl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute and pouty

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is he? If he isn't present, then I shant be buying.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jet the hawk is underrated

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like my Dream Team

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a way to play this yet on a non Apple product?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want both the classic and modern series to have 3D games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Classic
      >3D Games
      This will never happen. SEGA has shown time and time again that they do not have it in them to recreate pinball physics in a 3D setting. No, some fan demo is not proof of it working, it needs to be SEGA doing the work for a FULL game, not a fan demo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fans will always be superior to Sonic Team

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn that's some disgusting bullshit right there, that modern trash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo nailed on mario 64 and improved from there or at very least try keep close as possible
        >Sonic 3d gameplay downgrade every game since SA2

        Shit is baffling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sonic team is made of the dregs of sega. All of Forces's level designers were first timers. They use Sonic Team as the place where they start out newbies before they put them on a franchise they care about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's worse than that, lately the pipeline has been: Work for Sega -> Work on Sonic -> Work on Mario & Sonic at the Olympics -> Work for Nintendo.
            For example, a staggering amount of people who worked on Unleashed worked on Mario Odyssey at key positions.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not anymore, chigyu successfully killed mario & sonic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >killed mario & sonic

                And that’s a good thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No, some fan demo is not proof of it working, it needs to be SEGA doing the work for a FULL game, not a fan demo.
        the thing is, i see fan demos as full games.
        as long as the character controls work and are the same between the demo and full releases of a game, then the only difference is the number of levels and the diversity in their stage elements.
        but if a demo with a test area as its only stage can be more fun to run around in then the entirety of SA2's speed stages, then the latter is just not worth revisiting, ever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s always funny seeing people who try to defend the Lost Cause that is Lost in Mario World kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering Dream Team recently came out and Sonic Speed Simulator was a thing for a while, it doesn't matter if they can get it working because the people they contract will do it now.

        >No, some fan demo is not proof of it working, it needs to be SEGA doing the work for a FULL game, not a fan demo.
        the thing is, i see fan demos as full games.
        as long as the character controls work and are the same between the demo and full releases of a game, then the only difference is the number of levels and the diversity in their stage elements.
        but if a demo with a test area as its only stage can be more fun to run around in then the entirety of SA2's speed stages, then the latter is just not worth revisiting, ever.

        Shame that will never happen. No I don't like Sonic Team but the SA2 speed stages blow out any Utopia clone easily

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever see Trip again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably only in Classic stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably only in Classic stuff

      She deserves to be a modern take

      ?si=hT3Olyu0Sf7PlrhK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like everything about Trip except her ugly Super Form.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah same here. I think her normal design is super cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would be strange if she wasn't in the new game

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was supposed to be one of those anime grunts but the american side once again was incapable of providing proper voice direction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I took it as Surfer bro slang when going off a wave, it fits fine enough.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i guess it can be taken as that, but everyone memes on it for a reason, its just weird, its like eggmans "yosh", its a common saying in japanese (よし)but it has no real meaning in english so its just cringe

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick I want to impregnate rouge so bad fricking hell

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what ever happenned to the schizo libertarian racoon chick from the show?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally I hope this thread is fun and not TOO SLOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jet does a good job butting heads with Sonic, but frick all I hear is nasally Griffith.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shadow is connected to sonic in that hes an imperfect replica of him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can't be a replica of something that didn't exist at the time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sonic was prophesized as the ultimate life form

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            S3K ruins were referenced.

            Has long since been retconned.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >muh retcon
              black knight is the last canon sonic game, everything after is w*stoid written fanfiction

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He wasn't. It was a mural depicting a great battle between a hedgehog and a big robot with a mustache that took away the master emerald. There was no implication Sonic was "the ultimate life form" and that battle would then take place shortly after Sonic stumbled on it thus ending it. Hell if it weren't for Shadow Black Doom would have destroyed the Earth as there wasn't anything Sonic could have done either.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          S3K ruins were referenced.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jet
      he's a tantum-throwing, self-centered, egotistic thief.
      where's the contrast with sonic's free spirit that goes where the wind takes him?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >list contrasts to Sonic
        >how is that a contrast
        dumbass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the only contrast they have is jet can't run for shit and relies on his gay snowboard to get anywhere.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >self centered
            >materialistic
            >underhanded
            >what you previously mentioned in your post
            dumbass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Both riders did well and had positive feedback.
      >Take MS money for kinect shit
      >franchise dies overnight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Riders did awfully critically because it didn't have a good tutorial and nobody cared enough to learn how to play. Also the trendhopping was cringe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of 3D Sonic games get more hate than they should because they suck at explaining themselves and they progress gate players in shitty ways. Heroes, Shadow, Unleashed, Secret Rings and Black Knight are all much better with a 100% save and an understanding of how the mechanics work.

          This isn't giving ST a pass, though. Those games have a bunch of other issues and it's their fault players don't engage with systems.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is true for every game except Unleashed.

            Unleashed is a very easy game to understand, including the werehog. The actual problem is that it's boring.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Unleashed is boring because of progress gating.

              >Get locked into rooms and forced to fight enemies to pad stage length.
              >Get forced to hunt down medals to unlock new stages.
              >Ranking system discourages playing any way but the "right" way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ranking system discourages playing any way but the "right" way.
                Pariah propaganda.
                By virtue of being a boost game there is only ever really one way to play the game. SA2 had a rank system but you still had different ways to tackle a lot of the context based stuff that would encourage a higher rank because the game balances level interaction with player expression.
                Boost on the other hand is strictly anti player expression to the point the game tells you how to play it every time you get to a certain point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >By virtue of being a boost game there is only ever really one way to play the game.
                If you want a good score, yeah. SA2 and Unleashed are both hallways, but Unleashed is even more hostile to players dicking around or trying weird shit. You can still dick around, but there's no chance it's going to go well for you.

                SA2 also had plenty of levels that just weren't accepting anything short of the perfect run, like Metal Harbor. Alternatives were oversights.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SA2 and Unleashed are both hallways but SA2's control scheme doesn't tether you to a straight line which means you can actually pull off tricks that can get get you extra rings extra lives, beat extra enemies or award you with trick points.
                >Metal Harbor
                Metal Harbor is a level that's supposed to be a gateway into understanding the importance of performance. Yes you do have to interact with all the use case situations (If that's the right word) but everything still has more than one solution. You can skip the loops, spin dash jump to the top handle of the rocket, destroy the jets etc but there's never only just one way to handle that and that's on Metal Harbor which is considered the most rigid of the stages

                This video

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick Sega for chasing trends, they’re still doing it to this day with Rumble being a Fall Guys knockoff, in fact Sega has been chasing trends for a while now, did they do any of them good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fair how these games haven't had rereleases nor new entries. They were fun!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Especially with the boon of Mario Kart I’d love more racing game options but I got F-Zero 99 anyway, regardless I thought of Sonic Riders as the cooler alternative to Mario Kart

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love it if they somehow found a way to mix Riders with the kart racers, like having the vibe, presentation, and style of Riders, the vehicle variety of All Stars Racing, and the track variety of Transformed. Maybe they will do that, someone found the LinkedIn profile of someone at Sumo Digital who upkeeps that game engine

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    movie trailer when

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just bought Frontiers and Mania, what am I in for?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how she’s become the most
    “we have no idea what to do with them” character in mainline sonic

    What used to the franchise’s tentpole female action hero is now just spin-off fodder, they really have nothing else for the literal cat princess from another dimension with fire powers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't 06 frick her role into being the Daisy of the cast (relegated to Olympic games)? Her and Silver are tainted ever since.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It becomes worse the longer classic Sonic exists, they shouldn’t have any issues fitting her into a story and she’s already Sonic but slightly different

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blaze is the coolest design they've done since Metal Sonic and they squander her so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Working her into the story is the issue, being that she's from another dimension.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and yet silver keeps showing up without an excuse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blaze is great as long as she is not near Silver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has her own world with her own responsibilities to take care of, it's hard to justify her even appearing at all.
      And she was created with the same idea behind Shadow to make a character just as cool and strong as Sonic, so she ends up suffocating other characters that are more popular than her(Knuckles, Tails, Amy) when given the spotlight.

      And to make things worse, she doesn't have any kind of relationship with characters that aren't Sonic, Rouge on the other hand has interacted more with the rest of the cast so she fits better as part of the group, it's why she ends up in stuff like Prime.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should have never put these conditions on these characters. It's so hard to justify these characters doing anything as a group, Knux is gem watching, Silver is in the future, Blaze is in a AU, Team dark are self interested, Chaotix are detectives after money.
        Legit only Sonic tails and Amy have any reason to hang together regularly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel that happens to every character set up to be a Sonic counterpart outside of Metal.
      >Shadow
      Only out for revenge, reforms, remembers who he is, fricks off to be a government agent.
      >Silver
      Doesn't even exist in the same fricking timeline. Has no reason to ever show up.
      >Blaze
      From another dimension. Never has a reason to actually pop into Sonic's world or vice versa unless shit's gone south.
      >Jet
      He races on hoverboards and largely does his own thing.

      The irony about Shadow is that he could've been a great foil to Sonic if they didn't give the former that whole brooding tragic hero backstory. Shadow had a lot of smarm in Adventure 2 and was still all business, doing what it takes to get the job done. He could've been a great anti hero if he actually kept that personality as a way to butt heads with Sonic since their approach to problems would be different and conflicting. Instead Shadow treats Sonic as some dude he knows and vice versa and in outside media like comics or tv shows, Shadow's just there and has nothing of value to contribute other than he's ruder Sonic.

      Then again I always felt Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles were more than enough of a dynamic to have some interesting gameplay and scenarios.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if they didn't give the former that whole brooding tragic hero backstory
        That's part of what makes him cool and it's even cooler when he rejects that past and decides to walk his own path. The thing that made people like Shadow beyond just superficial shit like his design and powers was his development. For all the problems Shadow the Hedgehog had, the Last Story is the highlight of his character

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Most prominent series writer complains Sega is stopping them from writing Shadow well.
          >Different writers seem to handle him just fine.
          >"Ugh, people keep blaming me for Sega's decisions, when will the bullying cease?"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no point in caring about that stuff these days, anon.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japan knows about chilli dogs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you think people in japan just eat sushi and instant ramen for every meal? they literally have costcos in japan where you can get a costco hot dog. im sure theyre aware of the concept of a chilidog.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/jiyunaJP/status/1570060114627006464/photo/1

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that lava monster supposed to be iblis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone assumes so, hence the flames of disaster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes its literally iblis, im surprised they literally just straight up put iblis in since everything else has had heavy augmentations. though i suppose he isnt half of solaris like in the games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We don't know that yet
          They might yet introduce Mephilies (especially since the movies will need a new cool antag post-Eggman), and then eventually lead up to Solaris as an Avengers-level threat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is so moronic and absurd on so many in-show and out-of-show levels that it loops right back into being pure kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SFM remake when?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For what purpose?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not wanting an animated remake using Knuckles and Iblis instead of Wade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sheer Kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna be Knuckles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I had this power right from the start
      So did he or did he get it from Iblis
      I don't get it
      If he did, why did Iblis also have it

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of IDW when cast don't even pop on games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, my peanus weanus of course! 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get but still is dumb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pandering to women and coomers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice Bat Booba

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >originally made for Gamecube hardware
    >Xbox port happened because it was powerful enough to run its engine
    >Sony throws a temper tantrum an threatens to boycott all SEGA games unless Sonic Heroes was ported to the PS2
    >PS2 wasn't powerful enough to handle the engine
    >Sony forces Sonic Team to port the game to RenderWare, wasting time that could've been used to fix/polish the game
    >PS2 version is the worst version
    >Since Criterion got bought out by EA, SEGA can't rerelease it without bending to them

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /sthg/ is easier to talk to than Ganker sometimes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker sonic threads are essentially just /sthg/ with a couple people coming in to say sonic was never good or post a pic of chris chan.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need surge, rouge, and blaze in the same room together. In a mainline SEGA video game, with really high poly models.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pineapple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SEXY pineapple

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huggable, bulliable pineapple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disgusting ugly human feet

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Sonic Heroes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vanilla is definitely Power

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's pretty natural that Amy would lose herself to her sweet tooth and get fat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I had it my way she'd be a fat ditz.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's already halfway there

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There should also be as many suggestive angles of her as possible. Any chance to show off her bubblegum bubble ass.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just here to clean muh mind after that shit

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all those /dbs/ posters here
    It's happening again. How low we have fallen...

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who are Sonics main rivals now? Motherfricker keeps redeeming them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >redeeming
      Rivals often aren't evil.
      I think you're confusing rival with antagonist.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God Tails is such a useless fricking character, literally built to be a cuck

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like blaze's poncho look more than the dress.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mania and genesis pandering games suck. Make a fricking good 2d sonic if you want to make a 2d one, a large amount of the people playing these games haven't played a genesis game, and a majority damn well didn't grow up playing them so nostalgia baiting doesn't work. Just make a fricking new advanced or rush like 2d sonic.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is just the Sonic Dream Team roster though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dr**m t**m

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when Cream was playable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Playable in Dream Team, an Apple Arcade Exclusive
      >Playable in Rumble, a Mobile Fall Guys knockoff

      When will the Monkey Paw stop curling?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic is the leader of Team Sonic
    >Shadow is the leader of Team Dark
    >Amy is the leader of Team Rose
    >Espio is just some wagie, it's Vector who's the leader of Team Chaotix
    Why is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd consider Rouge to be the leader of Team Dark tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well she was the one who suggested they all work together and go after Eggman so yeah I'd say that's reasonable for her to be leader. Omega and Shadow are the muscle/attack dogs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vector has better social skills, important when dealing with clients.
      It could also be argued that Rouge is the real leader of Team Dark, she's the only thing keeping Shadow and Omega on track.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nothing like Zelda
    >I did the Mario galaxy thing-
    meaning Lost Worlds in

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