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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 1 fricking sucks
    I don't see myself ever replaying it and I'm not sure if I even want to play Fallout 2 at all
    I have a question for all those morons who keep saying "Muh Fallout 1 is the best story in the series"
    What the frick are you fricking talking about?
    The whole story is very basic "go here, then here, then here, then kill these guys"
    Like, I feel like I've played a completely different game from what everyone is discussing
    I literally spent the entire game leveling only unarmed and speech and only at the very end I needed to raise science from 47 to 50 to hack the final terminal and that was optional
    This isn't Fallout, this is massive pile of shit
    Even Fallout 3 and 4 isn't that bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fricking moron. The fact a game with a such a simple (inital) premise has such memorable characters and moments is a testament to the writing and overall world building. Contrarian attention seeking homosexual frick you moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why people are so obsessed with fallout 1
        I just finished the game and I've already forgot pretty much all of the characters

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember MacGyver and the fat guy, and the kid I shot. The hideous mutant with a British accent. The mutant with impotence. The vault overseer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason they're memorable is because of how jaw-dropping moronic they are.
        "Wow, you did what was asked of you. Good job. Now I hate you." 10/10 writing, a clear inspiration for the later seasons of Game of Thrones.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t.TK Mantis

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oxhorn actually

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have finished Fallout 1 and I literally remember no characters except for the goul and the fat ass boss at Junkyard or whatever it was called.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no memory havin' ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > The whole story is very basic "go here, then here, then here, then kill these guys"
      Hey, Kumar, "go there and do that" is the essence of any quest. Suggest an alternative or go back and suck turds from one of your brown aids infested puddles.
      >captcha: drahm

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >someone says something you disagree with
        >accuse them of being south-asian or trans

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how you don't even try to think of an alternative and just admit that you are pajeetroon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Problem is, there's basically no backdrop for these quests
        You're literally the errand boy for the entire game and main story is literally "find water chip, kill mutants and destroy their vats"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > basically no backdrop for these quests
          You didn't play the game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes
            "Please find those who plunder caravans"
            Such a great story

            The Master is still one of the best villains in video games.

            >Would you join me? Mutants are the future of humanity because I said so
            >Nah, man, let me think about it
            >Came back with two knights from brotherhood of steel who killed him without my help
            Wow, so classic, such masterpiece

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't play it and you certainly didn't beat it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I lie about some crappy 30 year old game?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're a shill. how much are they paying you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Paying for what? Not liking some ancient game?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              10₵ a post? 15𝇍? more?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry anon, but that's my actual opinion
                I only get paid for shitting on Ukraine

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                now i know you're making shit up, Russians fricking love classic fallout and wouldn't shit on 1&2 even if they were paid to

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both original fallouts are older than me and I grew up playing New Vegas

                You're trying to be that guy who makes video games reviews and shits on them.

                No, it's my honest opinion

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Both original fallouts are older than me
                yeah same, everyone in this thread is a zoomer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the zigger reveals itself. not surprising it has degenerate taste (or lack there of)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fake, no Russian has a computer good enough to run a game made after 2002.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, it would be better if they ham-fistedly made you somebody's son?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'd rather look for my son than just wander around the wasteland like a moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's it, opinion discarded and your right to have an opinion is revoked. You can't complain about wandering like a moron because you do that every single time you get out of your chair.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're trying to be that guy who makes video games reviews and shits on them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they hated him because he was correct. 1 and 2 both suck dick. tactics is boring. 3 has the best open world, but horrible writing. nv has uhh factions i suppose, though they are all shitty. tale of two wastelands marries the only 2 games worth playing in the series. 4 sucks, 76 is a joke. what a bad series.

      everything bethesda or obsidian touches turns to rot. the biggest brain play is to build a character who kills everyone you meet and just enjoy nuking npc's for 40 hours playing t2w.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Muh Fallout 1 is the best story in the series"
      No one says this. Fallout 1's story is "get the water chip". What matter is everything that comes with it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everything that comes with it
        Like what?
        You just randomly find information on Necropolis and take chip
        Same with cathedral and military base

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The world, the atmosphere, the immsersion. It's like Morrowind, you just enjoy being part of the world, explore it's possibilities and freedom it has to offer. Fallout 3 had good open world but main story line became too stupid, Fallout 4 is just straight up insulting on how much it parades OG as lifeless effigy, unable to create anything new or original while feeding you mediocre garbage about synths and ghouls in the fridge.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Die, zoomer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't beat the game.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm thinkin this game sucks, New Vegas clears ez no cap

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're a hero..... and you have to lea- ACK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kills overseer
      >leaves anyway
      wtf was his problem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't let you back in, people will want to leave.
      >People left anyway

      What a moron.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey it's the funny boozer genocide guy from /misc/

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks that Bethesda's takeaway from this was was just that "Fallouts must have sad twist endings" which led to Fallout 3's original ending being fricking terrible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with the game wasn't that you die at the end, but how they purposefully wrote it as moronicly as possible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, because their only priority was "ending must be sad". Fallout endings are sad, dying is sad, therefore our ending should have you die. We did it! Because they were too focused on that instead of writing that actually makes sense.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first game wasn't even a "sad" ending. You turn out to be a badass, and then merc the overseer before wandering into the sunset.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fallout endings are sad, dying is sad, therefore our ending should have you die.
          Fallout 1 kinda is, but Fallout 2, depending if you save them, everybody march on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bethesda tries to stay true to the original lore
      >people b***h

      >bethesda changes the lore
      >people b***h

      wahahahah! who gives a frick. I like every Fallout game deal with it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tries to stay true to the original lore
        b***h
        yeah well maybe shithesda should have actually succeeded

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no u

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >:(

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bethesda doesn't understand why the original lore existed the way it did
        >people b***h

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        An entirely different person being banished from their entirely different vault, and then suiciding because its what their mom and dad would've wanted, is not "staying true to the original lore"

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this homie made me prefer the "bad ending" where you side with the mutants, frick him and frick humanity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >willingly trooning out to spite some old homosexual
      Lmao sounds just like someone browsing Ganker would do.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Master is still one of the best villains in video games.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed everyone in the vault when this happened. Didn't care in the slightest. If I'd realized that I wasn't going to benefit from the waterchip, then everyone was useless to me.

    >But you saved them! Shouldn't that fill you with happiness?
    No. I do things for me. The water chip was useless so I killed everyone and took all their shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad.ass motherfricker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game ends shortly after you kill him so that didn't actually happen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was larping a bit, but yes, I did kill him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Based scorched earth looter on his way to frick over a compelling narrative for profit

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why people get so upset about this. It's established in Fallout 2 that the Vault 13 citizens were upset by his decision and put him to death.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because when the game initially came out, 2 obviously didn't exist yet to 'punish' him, and even if you played it after you knew what 2 did to him, your character is still punished and has a terrible life as a dipshit tribal because of his actions.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some lore additions/changes made by Bethesda that are actually good? Only one coming to mind is The Pitt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      None, pajeethesda is shit midas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please do not bring that cursed name in a F1 thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nora's underwear model is all I've got

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout 4 brotherhood of steel is actually pretty cool.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're homosexual then yeah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did a really good job on power armor in 4, in terms of art and animations. The t-51 is a great reproduction of the fallout 1 box art

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout 4 had the best power armor of any of them, by far. In the rest, it was just normal armor that you needed training to wear, but otherwise did nothing different. In Fallout 4, it actually feels like power armor and acts like it too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          FO2 had best power armor, objectively.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            how. just stats? it barely did anything for the gameplay except some dialogue checks

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it barely did anything for the gameplay
              It tanks shots and let you haul cargo and guns. This is what you expect form ultimate POWER armor. You you grab it first time, it's like "hell yeah, baby!" not "if" or "but".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's true that by giving the player power armor so early in Fallout 4, it kinda ruined the novelty and sense of rarity about it. But besides that, by pure mechanics, it's the best power armor by a long shot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But besides that, by pure mechanics,
                You mean it's useless and best armor you use is actually not a power armor.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >best armor
                irrelevant. That's my whole point. It's not about the stats or whatever, it's about the power armor actually feeling like POWER ARMOR instead of just increasing your armor and carry capacity and whatever. It should feel like a heavy and big thing that you have to get in and out of and keep fueled and repaired. Not just some random outfit interchangeable with everything else.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The idea that the nuclear cores which are supposed to keep those things running for thousands of years need to replaced every five minutes is fricking moronic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they last quite a while unless you're sprinting around everywhere like some ADHD gay. But yeah, they really shouldn't need changed so often. But it makes sense for the gameplay and it works

                best power armor. Feels like power armor. Same way that full plate should feel different than just wearing a gambeson or something.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But it makes sense for the gameplay
                No it doesn't, it shits up the lore of the things. Battery life like THAT is why we don't have Power Armor in real life, they'd never have been any use in Alaska.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No it doesn't, it shits up the lore of the things
                That's what I said, anon. It makes sense for the gameplay, but it doesn't make lore sense.

                but all this is besides the point. I think you're just really against admitting that there's at least 1 good thing about Fallout 4. And it's the power armor.

                Nah

                yeah

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah

                yeah he is right. F4 did power armor best and I consider F1 the best fallout. Far better then anything before. If the short span fusion cores bother you for gameplay reasons changing their timers is literally a few edits away. Chances are you have no clue how to do that though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >s about the power armor actually feeling like POWER ARMOR i
                Thing you don't use doesn't feel at all, logistical requirements make it pointless, also destroy things they were supposedly in the lore like BoS and Enclave run around in power armors.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Power armor in fallout 4 sucks
                In fallout 1 it basically made you invulnerable to most weak attacks and was necessary to survive against super mutants
                In fallout 4 it's just armor, often even worse than normal armor

                >stats gays

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 3 fricking sucks
    I don't see myself ever replaying it and I'm not sure if I even want to play Fallout 4 at all
    I have a question for all those morons who keep saying "Muh Fallout 3 is the best story in the series"
    What the frick are you fricking talking about?
    The whole story is very basic "go here, then here, then here, then kill these guys"
    Like, I feel like I've played a completely different game from what everyone is discussing
    I literally spent the entire game leveling only unarmed and speech and only at the very end I needed to kill myself
    This isn't Fallout, this is massive pile of shit
    Even Fallout 1 and 2 isn't that bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christ you children are autistic as frick these days.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >No Fallout game that lets me play as a Super Mutant or Ghoul
    The worst part of it all is I know this won't change with Fallout 5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, you play as an Orc in TES?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tactics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Fallout game that lets me play as a Super Mutant or Ghoul
      Bro? Your Brotherhood of Steel playthrough as Cain???
      Make sure to try and frick the prostitute early on for a funny fade to black scene with dialogue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playable ghoul
      >if you don't complete the main quest in a set amount of time you go feral

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Counterpoint, I have a turbo plasma rifle

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you play fallout 1 at a moronicly oversized screen resolution so you can barely click on shit you deserve to be buried alive you stupid c**t

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was scared the vault dwellers would consider you a potentially better leader than he is

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that canonically you never know if the vault dweller killed the overseer because it ultimately didn't matter. People leave to follow the vault dweller in any case, and they allow a dogma to form around him and his progeny.
    He won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You canonically didn’t. 2 reveals he was executed by the vault dwellers inside after a rebellion. It also retcons his motives by having him exile you to prevent the vault experiment from being revealed and/or failing. It sucks. Ruins the whole ending of 1.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout 2 creating experimental vaults ruined Fallout lore.
        Now it makes more sense for humanity to have survived outside than in the unlivable, clearly not meant to work vaults.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not all of the vaults were fricked up though, there were also a lot of control vaults that just did what they were supposed to.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The vaults being social experiments is an interesting idea for a different story.
          Fallout sort of has alot going on, and having sort of themed psychological horror dungeons is a bit wierd.
          It also opened the door for really hacky ideas, as you know most of the vault experiments really make no sense for 2 reasons, there is no value to the results of the test there is no one that would be able to use anything learned from the various experiments and even if there was they wouldn't learn anything at all from the test. Like testing what a bunch of mormons would do if they couldn't make clothes from fabric has no application, testing what killing a vault one by one in elections just to pull a gotcha that they shouldn't have been participating in order to escape is just pointlessly evil, I mean what that frick do you learn from that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It also retcons his motives
        Nah he was always a selfish power-grabbing frick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, he was the guy with power

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And you would be more popular than him.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You are a hero, and you have to-

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a hero, and you have t- ACK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how quick the animation is when the Vault Dweller shoots. It's like he shot the overseer with a cheap BB gun in a twitch reaction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nice finally got that homosexual to leave for good, now to head back in and go frick his m-ACK!
      The Vault Dweller did nothing wrong

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No option to laugh in his face, push past him and go inside to a hero's welcome

    Fricking idiot, the whole point (openly at least) of the vaults was that people are SUPPOSED to eventually leave them and help rebuild civilization
    Did he just want everyone to stay cooped up inside forever and just hope nothing ever broke down again?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're a hero. Now frick off and impregnate some tribal girls
    ftfy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vault Dweller gets some wasteland puss and decides to peace out in the far north
      >goes full shit sniffing in the space of two generations
      >not even the cool tribals either like Sulik with Grampybone and their ability to draw from the ancestor spirits for strength in battle
      No wonder the Vault Dweller bailed on these homosexuals. I'd leave too if this is how everything would end up after huffing in too much sand crack and radiation.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In theory, would a remake in the style of the Bethesda games work?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, because these games are built completely different
      Fallout 1 is just 12 locations and 10 of them are some kind of settlements with neutral npc's

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they would make it an open world game instead of having it be hubs that you travel between with random encounters along the way, making the world so much more smaller than it already is.
      I also would not trust Bethesda to cut back on the roleplaying, writing ect.
      It would be a fricking disgrace.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >old Bethesda
      yes

      >new Bethesda
      no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get the gays behind Wasteland 3 to spin up a FNV tier attempt to see how it goes
      >should the game sell enough give them the contract if Todd cries tell him to shut the frick up and focus on TESVI
      The alternative is waiting another 30 years for a Bethesda led project to drop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless they let obsidian set the environment (& writing), it's going to be shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they were to do a 1:1 recreation using the exact same dialogue, quest chains etc then funnily enough the sirsfield gamebyro version might be a okay fit

      each town and location would be separated into its own cell and they are all separated by loading screens masked as world map travel. Like the original.

      All the cells in which the towns are, like LA boneyard or the hub, could be fleshed out a lote more as you could see larger background areas in the distance. Like destroyed LA or the farm fields surrounding the hub

      But this would require todd and emil swallowing their egos and respecting other previous work so it aint happening

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seethe
    cope
    bleed over the floor

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey. Go find some water. NOW!

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Power armor in fallout 4 sucks
    In fallout 1 it basically made you invulnerable to most weak attacks and was necessary to survive against super mutants
    In fallout 4 it's just armor, often even worse than normal armor

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fallout 1 3D remake will never be released

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's called ATOM RPG

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play new Fallout 4 run for a good 50 hours
    >All of a sudden npc navigation gets completely fricked indoors
    >Enemies are locked in place
    >NPCs don't move and brick quests
    Shit frick i don't even have many mods what is this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played quite a bit on console, vanilla, and never had that problem. I played on PC with 723 (literally) mods, and never had that problem.

      either you or one of your mods fricked up somewhere

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