You're a main villain. What's your team and objective?
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Feminize fat boys into loose miltanks
Team Squall:
Our objective is to hatch an insane number of Zubat and release them into the wild. So nobody could walk an inch without encountering 20 Zubats!
My goal: return home to this world.
By any means necessary.
Yes this does involve fricking around with Arceus so shit is going to go really bad for everyone.
Why would you acquire ultimate power just to return to this shithole, are you moronic?
I would miss my family and homeland incredibly, beyond even the wonders of fantasy and pocket monsters.
He's like that kind of character who gets to live in a wonderful happy world as a cool badass fluffy creature but decides to go back to this shithole. It's moronic, unreasonable, and stupid
Spite
That's it
I don't have grandious goals, I just want power, money and women. I want to be immensely rich and powerful and bang the most beautiful women in the world on a regular basis.
So I guess something like Team Rocket would work. Or picrel except picrel was just an overreacting autist. An empire like Lysandre's would do it but without the genocide plans
Kill that girl from 8th grade who sucked me off then dumped me and trash talked me to the whole friend group. Jessica if you're reading this you're a huge prostitute and I want my Shiny Cinccino card back.
least unhinged /vp/ poster
Revert the world back to the stone age using dialga
My goal would be to have a national socialist revolution happen. I would probably try to get my hands on the lake trio in order to have them help me gather followers with their powers. Especially Azelf to give my followers the willpower to keep fighting (and because it’s a fast sweeper which fits my hyper offensive playstyle).
I would definitely have a Lucario if I can get my hands on one. Then I would just use strong and cool pokemon, mostly offensive ones. Maybe a memento lead so that I can fodderize a mon to setup on it, I like doing that
will you kill Nemona too?
Yes! But kieran first
This is literally me
Troon
Why?
I will eliminate all cats and mailmen
you must be stopped at all costs
unlike Team Magma who wants to create more land mass, I will be part of Team Hell - I want to set the world on fire.. the fire rises.
I mean like, do you even have to ask?
Objective: Find and piss off Regigigas hard enough and see if it will destroy and/or create a continent
Hypothetically in the Pokemon world?
Immigrant deportation. Also, i wouldn't be a villain but the official institutions and corporations would frame me as one.
>Immigrant deportation. Also, i wouldn't be a villain
We live in a world with hundreds of documented species of pokemon, ranging from friendly companions to powerful, formidable creatures. And yet, time and time again, Pokemon from beyond our world have proven themselves stronger.
Many recall the Aurora Incident and the Delta Episode, both times heralding the arrival of a Deoxys, a force even more destructive than the meteor that carried it. Then there was the Ultra Beast Crisis, followed shortly by the Darkest Day, where extradimensional monsters brought a region to its knees. Not to mention the rumours of some crackpot professor in Paldea endangering the region with creatures from another timeline. Even the great dragon that froze Unova was said to have arrived as a meteor...
I fear that we may have only seen the tip of the iceberg. After all, why would a pokemon as powerful as Deoxys need a form to defend itself?
That's why I'm founding Team Galac-... Team Star-... Team Rocke-... Team Cosmo-... frick it we'll work out the name later, to find and contain extraterrestrial and extradimensional threats, and totally pinky promise never to use them for world domination.
I hate how all those outer space-related names have all gone to waste in a way or another. It would be hard to come across with a fitting name that's simple yet effective, unless they spin out to more intricate, real-life-based names, like galaxy/constellation/star (quadrant) namesakes.
That said, I'm surprised no team has actually tried to research Pokémon not from this world and focusing on travelling to outer space (besides from maybe Aether with UBs and the "comical relief" instance with Galactic and the stolen Clefairy).
I am Scientist Man, I found some old documentation about Cipher's Shadow Pokemon and XD001 project and thought: "Wouldn't that be neat?"
And thus, Team Eclipse (name still pending) was born!!! Block out the light of the world with our dark influence! Good and justice died long ago in this world, and we are but a symptom of a greater sickness here!
Which is... what I WOULD say, but really? I'm just the scientist here, not the muscle. I'm sort of the King piece, amidst this wacky game of chess, if we're using chess metaphors. But I'm no slouch in a battle, either!
Battle theme, for shits and giggles:
Team Meteo-
god damn
yeah, all the good space names were snagged
Is that Johnny Gat in the video?
Helios, Perigee, Apogee, Orbit, Geoid, Focaloid - many beatiful asrtophysics names exists here.
Building the biggest Harem
Anon you're supposed to be the evil silly villain for kids to beat up, not the based true protagonist.
To run a company that's the only Pokeball manufacturer in the region and make ever cheaper balls that catch less and less effectively.
Lysandre was right but for all the wrong reasons! His arrogance blinded him, but I see the true way.. Humanity is diseased, both physically and mentally, wracked with so many horrid afflictions and the worst one of all, their own mortality!
With a limited life span, they can't help but bite and claw selfishly to secure their own interests. So we'll fix that! By draining the power of the Fairy Pokemon of life, Xerneas, Team Antibody will be able to synthesize an elixir of life and mass produce it! In a world where nobody ever dies, surely humanity will learn to be kind again!
Team
>Kingambit
>Ursaluna
>Sneasler
>Volcarona
>Baxcalibur
>Hatterene
Objective
>Senator Armstrong
Im going to win Misty's had in Marriage
or in lieu of that take her for myself