Well first I'd establish that Snake is a character with flaws and history. There'd be Blizzard quality cutscenes fleshing out Snake's backstory and motivations.
Turn the snake into a black woman living in LA and name her Snaque. The first cutscene will show her stealing an old nokia phone from a museum and playing snake on it. Anything after that will be about a current day political agenda that I want to push so I can easily win goty
Make a vapid companion character with marvel lines interjecting every second action you take >"Woah, did your tail get longer? Guess a growing boy needs to eat!"
Add some hamfisted story that the snake is a descendent of THE Ourobouros
The snake is also they/them now
copy paste fall guys but instead of a slow single character you are a fast agile [thing] that grows in size for each point collected
your speed increases proportionally to your size
other players can cut you, slowing you down
sell a billion skins like chinese dragon/longcat/dicks
just battle royale racing to the top
okay so its snake but its just a woman wearing this and the pellets/fruits/dots make her reptilian egg pod bones jiggle.
The plot is actually very dark and spooky but nobody cares they just want to unlock her various snake costumes.
Rule 34 website has 30,000 images of her. They're all off model even though its a model rip from the game.
>Pay a highschool kid $200 to make it in Visual Basic or some shit >pay $950,000 for youtubers and twitch streamers to scream at it >put it on Steam for $45 >Buy Australia
I make it into a roguelite with procedurally generated levels based on several biomes. Stages are now time-based and you get upgrades for eating pellets but they also increase the difficulty. It has combat based on hitting the enemies head-on.
walking sim
the story is that the snake from the bible is actually innocent and all women are actually evil
add some fan service
then shill it on Ganker the vidya for three weeks
I use 1k to ask a couple of pajeets to remake it in unity or some shit and pocket the rest
This. Make it shiny and add some gacha component for even more profit.
Something along the lines of Tetris Effect but for Snake.
Was going to post the same thing.
Have it ask your pronouns at the start.
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Well first I'd establish that Snake is a character with flaws and history. There'd be Blizzard quality cutscenes fleshing out Snake's backstory and motivations.
>new modes
>pvp
>ads
>microtransactions(cosmetics, boosts, remove ads, score multipliers)
already exists
I played this for a bit it was alright fun, I think my sister played it as well I should ask her what she thought, she played it on console though
make it a worse version of snake and it’s filled with boner pills ads
I make the snake suck his own wiener that's at the end of his body, it'll be stunning and brave.
Snake: Labyrinth of Souls
Make the snake a female.
Snake 3D
Snake VR
Literally just make Tetris 100 but Snake
colorful
only released on steam
upgrades menu
time completed in - for every map/stage
Shared space where every thing eaten 1 pixel of a hot women is revealed by the comnunity.
Make really high resolution boobas or women nude scenes
Turn the snake into a black woman living in LA and name her Snaque. The first cutscene will show her stealing an old nokia phone from a museum and playing snake on it. Anything after that will be about a current day political agenda that I want to push so I can easily win goty
I think you might be a genius
Can Snaque still be voiced by David Hayter?
Make a vapid companion character with marvel lines interjecting every second action you take
>"Woah, did your tail get longer? Guess a growing boy needs to eat!"
Add some hamfisted story that the snake is a descendent of THE Ourobouros
The snake is also they/them now
The snake also gets fatter and it becomes harder to turn.
copy paste fall guys but instead of a slow single character you are a fast agile [thing] that grows in size for each point collected
your speed increases proportionally to your size
other players can cut you, slowing you down
sell a billion skins like chinese dragon/longcat/dicks
just battle royale racing to the top
tetris 99 but snake
i dont i take the money and run
I pay myself $250k/year for the next hundred years and then gracefully fall on my sword when the money runs out.
Turn it into a gatcha game with various e-girl snake skins.
okay so its snake but its just a woman wearing this and the pellets/fruits/dots make her reptilian egg pod bones jiggle.
The plot is actually very dark and spooky but nobody cares they just want to unlock her various snake costumes.
Rule 34 website has 30,000 images of her. They're all off model even though its a model rip from the game.
Put it back as a mini game you can play while a YouTube video buffers.
>Pay a highschool kid $200 to make it in Visual Basic or some shit
>pay $950,000 for youtubers and twitch streamers to scream at it
>put it on Steam for $45
>Buy Australia
Snake battle royale with competitive mode
Probably similar to the snake io game
I make it into a roguelite with procedurally generated levels based on several biomes. Stages are now time-based and you get upgrades for eating pellets but they also increase the difficulty. It has combat based on hitting the enemies head-on.
Coomer skins for the snake for $15 apiece
Make the snake turn to a beat
walking sim
the story is that the snake from the bible is actually innocent and all women are actually evil
add some fan service
then shill it on Ganker the vidya for three weeks
This is enough:
Uh, how about (insert disguised whining about current things here)
>disguised
>make a higher budget version of snake.io
>keep the other $49 million for myself
Every pickup "gang gang" "yumyumyum"
it's yes yes yes
uses face camera for input.
have to use your tongue to steer it in 4 directions.
now, pay me.
has a game ever even had a 50 million budget?
Several. Apparently Star Children was like $400m?
I take it you didn't see the leaks about sonys dev costs
i hate that space impact is bugged in the only 3410 emulator.
the android "recreation" does not work on modern phones, either
Snake Origins XIV Rebirth Definitive Re-mastered Remake Ultra HD & Knuckles Special Legendary Definitive Limited Gold Edition (GOTY), Director's Cut + 16,777,216 DLC (1 DLC for each RGB color @ $1.99 each)
After each level is a story cutscene with a very explicit anti progressive message
same game but it has a battle pass and random footage of minecraft playing on the side
I would just re-release slither.io but with better graphics