>You're not a real gamer.

>You're not a real gamer.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goes back to playing vidya in his childhood room

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI is not real art.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      artrannies get the rope

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh no, the executioner can't grab the rope with his messed up AI fingers
        oh, and the rope isn't even actually around my neck
        better luck next time

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cite your sources, thief.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reported for thievery

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Control your anger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yo mistah White! Buy the door b***h!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He used SAVE STATES!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      god damn it I was literally gonna write that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ALWAYS KEEPING HIS HAND ON THE REWIND BUTTON!

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Charles McGill at a copyshop in Albuquerque yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his space blanket shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuck as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen folders with the wrong number in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the files and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence because of my condition,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a disease. After she scanned each folder and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by screaming about chicanery really loudly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to see the FlyLo Pasta being still in use

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      im what

      lol

      >You're ______DONE______

      nooooo plz

      What was the last thing that went through Chucks head as he burned to death?

      >tfw you will never again see a HELLO JIMMY post in a /bcs/ thread

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always have video walkthrough open while playing a new game. I don't want to be stressed out while playing a game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I know I'll lose interest after finishing the game, so I have to do everything the game has to offer in the first playthrough.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine calling yourself a gamer unironically

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so mindraped by society and media you piss and shit yourself if someone might perceive you in a non-positive way. You're a spineless, consensus/conformity driven loser who has to put up a facade so you can "belong". You're the type of ass-licking homosexual who probably cheered when you saw someone else get bullied in school and were secretly happy it wasn't you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like a homosexual no one calls themselves a movier or a musicer anyone calling themselves a gamer is a certified homo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          People absolutely call themselve film buffs, music is too universal an activity for it to have an adjective for people who listen to it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i call myself a gamer and not only do i have 2 kids, i could definitely beat the shit out of you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gamer just sounds fricking stupid. Couldn't you pick a better word?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >videogame enthusiast
          >pixel master
          >digital lord
          >controller holder
          >game stud

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Game Lord is acceptable

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i like digital lord, for someone casual i would pick videogame enthusiast

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an old english word that refers to people that play games, dating back to the 16th century. Do you have a better alternative?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dork

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a videogameplayer
          I'm a theaterfilmwatcher
          I'm a bookpagelooker
          I'm a soundearphonelisteber

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i will simply not call myself a gamer because i don't need a description like that

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you’re not a real gamer
    >all you do is browse Ganker and just watch gameplay videos on your pc with two monitors
    >you never touch the games you just pirate or buy them and never touch them, you have a steam account just to make meme reviews

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPIRIT ASHES SUMMONS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE? LETTING AN npc BEAT THE BOSS FOR YOU? WHAT A JOKE.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET WHERE I AM, AND YOU USE RIVERS OF BLOOD AND YOU THINK SUDDENLY YOU'RE MY PEER?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If CoD, Fortnite or any other popular shooter or free to play games makes up over 75% of your game time, you're not a true gamer.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck was the perfect example of nature vs nurture, Jimmy genuinely tried to turn his life around while his brother kept treating him like Saul until he just went for it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      chuck was the perfect example of nonlinear vs npc, Jimmy genuinely tried to reset his game but his brother kept plugging him into controller port two

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >video game reference
        npc behavior

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chuck could've been more supportive before the show started, but in fairness to him, BCS begins with Jimmy choosing to turn Saul when he meets the skater twins.
      Then he sees how slipping immediately destroyed like half a dozen lives around him so he got Mike to help him clean up and tried to go straight.
      It was all over when he went and took that trip to Chicago to see his old pal, that was the true relapse and it was on Jimmy. He remembered how much fun slipping was.
      Same reason Kim stayed with him so long. Slipping is all fun and games, until somebody gets hurt.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BCS had this writing challenge that the writers knew people wanted and expected saul antics that a big plot point was supposed to be that Jimmy was trying to be a good person.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people on this site RIGHT NOW that are still filtered by the Nippy episode

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My coworker got filtered by the last episodes being in black and white.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire show is a massive filter for people who watched Breaking Bad for the right reasons and subhumans who were like "woah heisenberg so cool look at drugs and explosions skyler a b***h me wish me were drugman"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's even stupider becuse breaking bad is not all explosions and actions. there is consederbly more death and mayhem, but it's not that much more then bcs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 6 was a meandering fricking mess. It might have some good episodes but there's no narrative arc or closure. This is the problem with spending 5 seasons building your own show while hurtling toward breaking bad timeline, the breaking bad episodes end up feeling like an unpleasant chore, with lots of filler. They didn't want to actually transition

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. First two seasons are great but then you get memberberries episodes constantly and the last few episodes of season 6 they had no clear direction at all. Hell, they didn't even end with the shot of the two of them smoking in the visitation room (mirroring S1E1), they have a useless scene afterward in the yard.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know its a prequel but having to go hard in the end on connecting to BB really hurt it.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna slip kim'
    s toes into my mouth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna slip my wiener inbetween her virgin pussy flaps if you get my meaning

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      we know, vince.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna slip my wiener inbetween her virgin pussy flaps if you get my meaning

      built for rimming

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're ______DONE______

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE GRIEFING JIMMY! And Griefing Jimmy I can handle, but Griefing Jimmy with an aimbot is like a chimp with a machine gun!

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets critiscized once
    >kills himself
    Whoa, a real genius mind...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of people on Ganker ostensibly have high IQs and I'm pretty certain you could get most of them to kill themselves by shattering their fragile egos just once

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The average person here is unfathomably moronic and no amount of cope online IQ tests will ever change that. These people believe fake headlines and never read further into anything here.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people that play video games called "gamers"? No one calls themselves moviers, bookers or musicers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      movie bluffs? readers? are you fricking moronic?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >movie bluff
        when you tell someone a movies really great and take them to see it, but you've never actually watched it or even watched a trailer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but why not game buff or enthusiast? Also no one says reader

        >movie bluff
        when you tell someone a movies really great and take them to see it, but you've never actually watched it or even watched a trailer

        That sounds like Ganker but with movies and not games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because "game" is a verb, thus a "gamer" is someone "gaming". Just as someone that is running can be called a runner or someone driving is a driver, someone gaming is a gamer.
      You don't "music" music, you listen to it. Listener is a description of someone that listens to music, but it's too broad to apply specifically to music listeners.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Film geeks, Bookworms, every genre of music has a term for someone into that genre.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show sucked when it delved into cartel shit and delved into every major and minor detail of the BB universe. Hectors bell and crippling? From a hotel and because of Vaas switching some pills. The lab? Built by a German who he later killed. Krazy-8? Tuco? They always knew each other!

    People crucified the SW prequels for making Anakin create C3P0 yet BCS is more egregious with this shit like showing him Jimmy met and hired that fat frick Huell or Francesca.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking the other day. Did BCS basically demonstrate how moronic the entire superlab concept was by showing how impractical building the thing was?

      Think about how much meth-worth of money Walt and Jesse were able to make in a weekend in their RV. Their problem was distribution, they didn't need a lab, so neither should have Gus.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gus is all about efficiency, the lab has apparently a shitload of high-level things that chemists would gush over. I dont know because I’m no chemist but based on Gale/Walts reactions it felt like a kid being at Six Flags. The lab is also bugged and monitored 24/7, anything said or done is known to Gus and Mike.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was implied to only be bugged/monitored after Walt had crossed Gus. Ideally Gus wouldn't have ended up hiring for his main meth cook someone who couldn't trust.

          Really I think a lot of it can be chalked up to Gus taking advice from Gale, who was such a big chemistry geek that more emphasis was put on the quality than was really needed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the difference is that the star wars shit makes no sense, while BCS stuff is just boring.
      That's the problem with prequels and modern audiences wanting explanations to everything.
      Whenever that stupid "building the lab" plot came up this 20 year old stand-up would pop in my head.

      Sometimes shit sucks, thankfully BCS was mostly good.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU WILL NEVER BE A LAWYER

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But you got one thing wrong, this isn't electrical

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the last thing that went through Chucks head as he burned to death?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      same thing that went through his head 90% of his life: "frick you, Jimmy"

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad bros. He literally did nothing wrong and was one of the nicest people across both shows.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a different world him and Lalo would have been BFFs and then lovers [spoiler] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcVNvVT4TGg&ab_channel=InherentMediocre[/spoiler]

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >want my advice? find better lawyers...
        Considering Kim and Jimmy weren't in Lalo's good books at that point, it's a shame Lalo didn't just go "ha, this guy's alright, I'll let him live"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His death was so stupid. He should've killed himself for losing that case for Jim and Kim's shenanigans, then Kim wouldn't be able to handle the guilt and quit lawyering.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So what? I beat Lies of P on 1.2, what is the big deal?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spin offs that surpassed the main series thread?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not with that ending.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're not a real gamer! Smartphone gaming for Christ's sake? Candy Crush? What a joke. I played several platforms and genres to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you complain on twitter and stir up "gaming journalists"? I committed my life to this! You don't... slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers and then reap all the rewards!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE DEFECATED HIS MONEY THROUGH A GACHA

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who dis?

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You are not worthy as my opponent

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, Dante.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss /BCS/ bros. There’s no modern shows I’m interested in. Any recommendations?

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao what are these timestamps for? even out of context, it's funny as hell.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          mhm

          >That time they put Kim and Wendy in the same scene just to debunk the Kim is Wendy theory

          gr

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        some footgay shit I guarantee

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask tarantino

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Kimmy simps never mention her nice butt

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That time they put Kim and Wendy in the same scene just to debunk the Kim is Wendy theory

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's Paige

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