You're not some gay ass corpse fricking necromancer are you anon?

You're not some gay ass corpse fricking necromancer are you anon?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No... I don't think of myself as a necromancer.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Necromancers have always been c**ts, has there even been a "good" lich?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't the necro campaign in Homm4 based around the guy using his undeath powers to build roads or some shit?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based and SUPREME Paladin pilled.

    Daily reminder all undead are inherently evil and their mere presence means a sickness on reality.
    Daily reminder redditors trying to meme "gray necromancy" or "we'll use the skeletons to do the manual labor!" is pure pseduointellectualism or an intentional lie to allow subversive magics into society.
    Daily reminder that it is inherently and always morally wrong to defile a corpse of a dead person, even a bad guy or criminal, and twisting it into a meat puppet for the necromancer's sick pleasure is evil.
    Daily and eternal reminder that a soul does not belong in a rotting, lifeless corpse and forcing you own soul into one is mental illness and forcing someone else's soul into one is torture.
    Daily and eternal reminder that all corpse frickers are diseased and inherently twisted as they view the flesh of a dead person as being more valuable then an actual person- minus their free will, the one aspect that makes a person a person.
    Daily and ETERNAL reminder that the only acceptable undead playable character is Sir Daniel from Medievil- this is the only exception to the above rules.

    Thank you for listening.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is daniel an exception?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christian morality doesn't apply to worlds with a pantheon. There is nothing sacred about a body that Christ will not resurrect. I agree it's inherently evil, but that's because the energy used to sustain the meat puppet without constant supply of the caster's power is instead supplied by the person's soul kept in undead torment.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am no necromancer
    i am something greater
    i am a lich

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giving up your only hope for redemption just so you can keep fricking corpses until some paladin sends you to hell where you belong
      lame

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what "redemption"?
        death is inevitable, i simply seek to avoid my own consciousness from being devoured by the void of death
        i will be alive longer than you

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Goddess Aqua in the OP
          >void of death
          lol
          lmao

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the gods wipe your memory when they reincarnate you in most fantasy settings
            that is as good as deleting me

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And what if I am?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You smell of old crusty semen troony.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the floating cheese?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    N-no

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >countryside necromancer raising skeletons to plow the fields etc for the downtrodden and famished villagers
    >the church thinks this is wrong somehow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't really seen a necromancer doing good deeds like that, the only times I can remember a necromancer being somewhat good is Diablo.
      Any games that have good necromancers like you described?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer ghosts not corpses but otherwise yes I always go Necromancer if I can.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now to be fair artix was responsible for at least one halloween event going wrong so it's not like hating undead gets you a free pass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man if that happened earlier in Book 3 before Jaania completely lost it she would probably be lording it over the Hero incessantly.
      I can't think of a better argument against magic than a random person accidentally opening a random book and suddenly spawning millions of undead.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not strictly vidya but I play a necromancing Warlock in 5E and it’s a blast. On a technicality I can summon 10 skellies simultaneously, or 5 and basically a miniboss with relevantly helpful stats to the situation. Paladins seething but even smite can’t out-damage 10d6 + 8 scimitars.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cleric casts Destroy Undead
      >all your skellies fail their saves
      heh nothing personnel kid

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they ever make a new Dragon Fable or Adventure Quest game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made another MMO

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No sir I'm just a humble neck romancer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only use the dead for divination I swear

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing gayer than undeads are dedicated undead hunters. Imagine being like a bandit hunter or something; its more sad than that. These are jobber enemies not life goals. Paladins are fricking stupid and gay too lmao, bro you can do good things and kill bad things without being an edgy christ cuck

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually more disrespectful to a body to leave it to rot just because a soul no longer inhabits it. Respect Mother Nature and her creations and use them to their full potential. We all return to the dust eventually, it’s our duty to the planet to utilize any resource to its absolute final possible use as it crumbles to join the ash

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's Artix up to these days

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