You're telling me that a level 5 fighter can fall off a 100 foot tall building and head first onto solid concrete?

You're telling me that a level 5 fighter can fall off a 100 foot tall building and head first onto solid concrete? And survive? And shrug it off and kill people just fine at 100% effectiveness, no shattered bones or ruptured organs?

And the level 5 fighter can heal it all with a short rest and Hit Dice?

How does this make sense again?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's actually a superhero game except the writers like to pretend it's not

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the gods in the world are very invested, and willing to reward strong warriors with supernatural healing. You need to remember this is a land when 40 year old virgins can bend space and time

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried playing Savage Worlds?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stay on topic, or better yet have a nice day dogfricker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is a cat, anon

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes because the Fighter's biggest power is being really tough due to big HD and getting to wear heavy armor, even though others can wear just as much armor and none of it helps against monsters past level 6 anyway. They also get to hit one more time each round, for piddling amounts of damage and with modifiers that don't benefit from crits.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can dragons fly?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you focusing on fighters, bro? Everyone knows paladins are the class specialized in falling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No I'm telling that my 12 points character can pull off a Rasputin in 3D&T. https://youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ

    But you are telling me you want to play GURPS.

    Pic not related. Found a window to a timeline where David Cronenberg directed ER.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you dummy
    if its a fall they can survive due to high hp you roleplay it as them doing things or things happening that would keep them from dying instantly
    you obviously don't say they land straight down head first unless you are going to declare them dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, hit points aren't meat points
      Your HP can also represent your stamina in a fight, how many times you can dodge or block before getting stabbed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he says, despite the falling damage example btfoing his nonsense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          read the other guy's post

          you dummy
          if its a fall they can survive due to high hp you roleplay it as them doing things or things happening that would keep them from dying instantly
          you obviously don't say they land straight down head first unless you are going to declare them dead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hit by arrow for 1 damage save vs poison if not meatpoints how come save vs poison oh thats right you are just wrong.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the fall distance that would auto-kill the warrior, no save or chance at survival?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87
    And why is it less that 33,330 feet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you link this? This is entirely unrelated to the question at hand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie, it's literally about someone who fell out of a plane and lived. Not unscathed, but still.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't fall out of the plane. Learn2read

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With increase in level does character's weight increase? Otherwise the force from the fall (even assuming terminal velocity) can only be so big without traveling to planets with bigger gravity etc. And since at some point characters can tank super heavy hits due to magic or whatever, they should also stop giving a frick about fall damage at some point.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made-up example, solid concrete hasn't been invented yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rome didn't pave the roads with Portland cement. Try again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s not concrete unless it comes from the concret region of France, otherwise it’s just spicy rocks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look up opus caementicium. They invented concrete, using it in construction, building aqueducts, ports, castles, etc, much of it still survives to today you dense git.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play GURPS or some other simulationist system, then, IDGAF. if the idea of your character falling down a flight of steps and breaking his neck gets your dick hard, there's game systems that will let that happen.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In D&D only hit points gained from constitution bonus represent physical mass in terms of hit points. Rest is luck, 6th sense for danger and etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hurfdurf hitpoints aren't meat points
      >stands in a lake of lava

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you stand in lava without some kind of magic or tech to protect you any sane narrator would simply rule you dead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, because most editions of the game give damage values for lava. This is not a realistic game. If you can survive 6d6 a round [or whatever] for 10 rounds, you can survive 10 rounds in lava.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's only for brief immersion/spells/monster attacks you nitwit. You can't just stand in hot lava and live. Have SOME common sense!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can’t, but I can.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >he can't survive standing in lava
              I recommend building an immunity to lava by starting out setting your self on fire

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cite rule. page number etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, damage values that basically arr guaranteed to kill you, 5e is 10d10 when you first touch it, and every round after, this will easily kill most low to mid level PC's instantly unless the built around having as much HP as possible.

            And even then they wouldn't survive the start of their next turn.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You're telling me that a level 5 fighter can fall off a 100 foot tall building and head first onto solid concrete? And survive? And shrug it off and kill people just fine at 100% effectiveness, no shattered bones or ruptured organs?
    >
    >And the level 5 fighter can heal it all with a short rest and Hit Dice?
    Yes.

    >How does this make sense again?
    The level 5 fighter is fricking jacked.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like someone doesn't know what it means to be a great hero.
    I feel sorry for you. Have some pride in yourself.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried not playing D&D?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, if you engineer specifically absurd scenarios that most players will never encounter, including fluffing it to be as ridiculous as possible, since it can be fluffed as him slowing down his fall and breaking it at the last second and getting away with broken bones, you can make it sound absurd.

    Congrats, no one gives a shit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do autistic morons want realism in fantasy yet continue to play D&D?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    from 2E... while 100' fall is only 10d6 and could fail to hit the 50 point trigger, one could mod the rule to include any single source of damage that inflicts > 50% or 75% of one's total HP.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're telling me that any level 1 character can shoot fire out of their hands by taking this one weird feat?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a world in which everyone is born mortal, but has the potential, if they perform enough epic adventures and Samson like Trails, to become demigods like in the Greek myths. That's the D&D game. If you are trying to do a combat game based on real life, you need to play a different game.

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