the type on the left are fricking awful, why do they make such tall, uneven burgers? You have to do a fricking basedjack screaming face and unhinge your jaw to even take a bite. if not you have to squish it and ruin the whole thing to eat it comfortably, FRICK the homosexual who popularized these things
That thing on the left looks disgusting. What is that small, patty and why is it drowning in ketchup? The buns look shit too. Use an actually good looking burger next time for your bait.
>If you eat one on the left you'll die of heart attack >If you eat one on the right you'll starve to death
Open world was a mistake. Delete open worlds from games.
Sure, but make the zelda burger really wide and flat to really get the point across.
UMMM DO AMERICANS REALLY?!
those both look disgusting.
Perpetual contrarian mindset with sour grapes syndrome to life.
>food analogy
they do both look like shit for different reasons
ok, perpetual cumslurper
>food analogy
>One on right is very overrated
>One on left is just overrated |
This does make sense
imagine computers
Elden burger should be more full of cabbage to represent all the filler
the type on the left are fricking awful, why do they make such tall, uneven burgers? You have to do a fricking basedjack screaming face and unhinge your jaw to even take a bite. if not you have to squish it and ruin the whole thing to eat it comfortably, FRICK the homosexual who popularized these things
>t. small jaw, small hands, small man
Last night I elden burgered your sister
Yearly reminder that all food turns into poop, therefore, any food analogy you make about a video game means it eventually turns to shit!
aaaaaaaaand reset
>these threads were almost hourly for 5 years straight
What a time to be alive
That thing on the left looks disgusting. What is that small, patty and why is it drowning in ketchup? The buns look shit too. Use an actually good looking burger next time for your bait.
>remove the top bun on the zelda burger
>YAH HA HA! you get a korok seed
>If you eat one on the left you'll die of heart attack
>If you eat one on the right you'll starve to death
Open world was a mistake. Delete open worlds from games.
I would enjoy eating both of these.
MCDONALDS NIGHT
and this is Skyrim
that's so epic
i dont care who you are, that's delicious
but Skyrim is safe and generic. if anything a plain burger is a better food analogy
he meant skyrim with mods of course
bingo!
>filled with absolute shit vs plain
Yeah, that seems about right.
>op makes a low effort bait thread
>people respond to it pretending to be mad
So what makes you guys want to do this all day every day?
Even if the ingredients were to be good left is absolutely impractical to eat
Zelda gets right to the meat?
What's the Baconator© of videogames?