It sounds reasonable given how insane and sad the trooncord is. People study trans types like experiments there are infinite textbooks on how they operate.
I think the reason why we can still feel so lonely despite loving parents is because your parents love you by default.
A woman who isn't family that loves you means that they chose you for who you are, they love you even though they aren't biologically obligated to
It's -5% total health and it's not invisible. It gets a tiny icon under the healthbar where all the other buff icons go. There's no explanation for any of them though you can only use a buff and see what icons appear to tell you it worked.
considering grrm wrote that, this is clearly a euphemism for sex right? just like dunk eater raping corpses, but that's more implicit than anything else,
now thinking about it, is there anything else clearly mean to be something else but got tuned down?
It is probably a mix of qualities. There are a ton of foodstuffs in the game which is probably a miyazaki nod to grrm. GRRM's framework for the nobles was designed to be a clusterfrick on purpose.
aids?
thinly disguised misandric slavery? no thx
Thinly disguised discord thread. No one wants what Fia is selling. Part of the trooncord's roleplay is roleplaying as an insufferable loser.
roleplaying?
They post as losers intentionally. They make their post as insufferable as possible so people will make fun of them.
It is a perversion.
Schizo moron
It sounds reasonable given how insane and sad the trooncord is. People study trans types like experiments there are infinite textbooks on how they operate.
Fia is for simps
I had it back then before I became a NEET
I still dream about her sometimes
>when you are so much of a prostitute your STDs spread from hugs
Just like your mom
her profession is an euphemism for prostitute
No I’m pretty sure her job description includes actual sex. No euphemism about it
she probably smells like a corpse though
she spends too much time with the dead
Thats okay. I have been dead on the inside for years.
More bullshit cryptic game mechanics that should've died with the NES thanks Fromsoft very cool
>trade health for a poise boosting consumable
>get health back after using it
its pretty straight forward if you play the game
and can read
>When in Inventory, Max HP is reduced by 5%.
Holy frick, this thing was sitting in my backpack the entire time and I didn't even know
why can't you fricking read?
So that's why I kept having the health down status message. I thought it was because I didn't have a great rune active.
b***h probably hasn't showered in years no thanks
nasty ass crypt keeper ho
Meh, you get numb to it when you turn 30.
Is that the true power of wizardhood?
No its called fricking escorts couple of times a year
lover ahead
in short offer seed
But she was just using you? Plenty of women will do that. Dumb simp, lol.
If you were a cognizant human being you'd grasp you're also using her
A bed?
Dumb moron it's the stylish samurai armor
I’ve had it before
Getting it back seems to be the real challenge these days
I can hug my sister any time I want
>get hugs from my mom all the time
>still feel lonely and touch starved
Same here bro.
I think the reason why we can still feel so lonely despite loving parents is because your parents love you by default.
A woman who isn't family that loves you means that they chose you for who you are, they love you even though they aren't biologically obligated to
Its probably because you are intentionally blackpill posting like a gay.
>your parents love you by default
mine don't
they only care about me because they want grandchildren
>is because your parents love you by default.
they literally don't
>A woman who isn't family that loves you means that they chose you for who you are
you need to go outside more
You've got it all wrong.
Your parents love you unconditionally. A non-family woman will only love you under the condition you provide something
All people love me unconditionally. It is a real hassle.
You should be able to buy a gf like you can buy a video game.
is the invisible debuff real? what does it do?
It's -5% total health and it's not invisible. It gets a tiny icon under the healthbar where all the other buff icons go. There's no explanation for any of them though you can only use a buff and see what icons appear to tell you it worked.
I haven't been hugged in twelve years and I want to die
i've been hugged by a girl i like recently
and i felt nothing
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME IT'S NOT FAIR
well, if it'll make you any happier, she didn't want to do it.
That would be the main reason you wouldn't feel anything.
considering grrm wrote that, this is clearly a euphemism for sex right? just like dunk eater raping corpses, but that's more implicit than anything else,
now thinking about it, is there anything else clearly mean to be something else but got tuned down?
GRRM wrote the backstory and setting not the questlines or tarnished character dialogue.
>Literally everything praised writing wise is from fat man
>Literally everything shit is from miyazaki
Ganker would rather die than accept this.
It is probably a mix of qualities. There are a ton of foodstuffs in the game which is probably a miyazaki nod to grrm. GRRM's framework for the nobles was designed to be a clusterfrick on purpose.
Can't you just ask your mom to do this?
no that's weird
i despise my mother.
>tfw no cute bf to hold me down every night while he gently pets my head
Why even live?
>Fromsloppers are incels
Makes complete sense
>le incels
Go directly back to plebbit, homosexual
Will pirating Elder Ring make me miss out on any content?
If you pirate Elden Ring then you never really completed the game
Feel free to buy it for me. it looks interesting but not worth spending money on.
>getting hugged by a disease ridde prostitute
I hate when I have to hug her for the quest
I was super drunk this one time and my friend let me lay in her lap until I was good enough for us to sit in the car and go home
does that count
>tfw never touched another living being